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if shark tank was in the midwest
Category: Comedy
[music] this next inventor's got a little something you know it's real oh gosh she's such a whiz kid with his stuff you know i'll let him tell you i'll he'll tell you hi sharks how you doing my name's gus hey how you doing yeah welcome uh gosh we couldn't ask for a better day for this could we good... Read more
janitor who is way too casual with students
Category: Comedy
Oh my god spencer what up dude yo you scared the hell out of me i thought you were principal jones what's up what are you guys up to today you guys trying to get on the roof all right just let me know found this [ __ ] up there yesterday you guys can have that what no no i'm not busy right now i was... Read more
why do iphones do this?
Category: Comedy
Oh there's my iphone oh hey what's up yeah just need to call my mom oh my god why is my battery almost dead uh i don't know do you have the wi-fi and the bluetooth on i just turn those off oh yeah i knew you turned those off but i figured ah he he does know turn turn those off again all right i'll turn... Read more
when you found a cool stick as a kid
Category: Comedy
[music] gentlemen i've just acquired something that i think is going to be a considerably large asset to our organization [music] dude it kind of looks like a gun kind of looks like a gun kind of looks like a gun Read more
my neighbor is way out of line
Category: Comedy
Yeah yeah no go ahead no fil me i put this on facebook.com yeah but what are we doing they're coming over the yard like freaking insane what what your farts dumb ass they're wafting into my yard they're making me sick that doesn't even make sense it's not they're coming what say one two three four guys... Read more