if shark tank was in the midwest

Published: Jun 25, 2023 Duration: 00:02:06 Category: Comedy
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[Music] this next inventor's got a little something you know it's real oh gosh she's such a whiz kid with his stuff you know I'll let him tell you I'll he'll tell you hi sharks how you doing my name's Gus hey how you doing yeah welcome uh gosh we couldn't ask for a better day for this could we good boy it's dry though oh heck we could use a little rain oh the lawn's bone dry right real dry Move Along kicking up so much freaking dust you get the craziest boogers afterwards so of course I can't really say it on the air don't say boogers anyway they're sharks uh I I'm here today to tell you about my business I won't take up too much your time I know you guys are busy yeah so what were you thinking like I was saying I'm here today seeking from you guys um well gosh I just I don't want to ask too much you guys you already do so much oh come on there's no trouble really no no go ahead I know I just shouldn't be asking you know there's a couple things I haven't tried yet I can go on back to the shop and come back when I'm ready here no we got time what are you here for yeah come on come on I got a couple of bucks here I think well I can't be asking you from money I got enough I mean I ain't destitute you know I I got a couple strings I can pull and stuff so oh what do you need there no it's no problem you guys are busy I can head on back I'm sorry for taking up your time today no I should get going anyway I gotta let Winchester out the kennel run around the yard get a little energy out you know so at least let us pitch in a couple of bucks for gas you drove all this way oh I don't need gas money I biked here well that's good yeah yeah okay bye say how's your mom she doing good she's fine she's up and at him yeah a tough old girl she's tough no my mom fell a couple months back real ass over tea kettle that was no good say they still got the old Family Foods up and running downtown what's that here camera guy's saying wrap it up we've been here eight hours what has it been that long holy moly geez wow gosh well let's do this again sometime oh [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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