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Category: Comedy

Last night was a presidential debate and it was scary and concerning and a little bit sad but luckily the good users of twitter have supplied us with a little bit of comic relief as they always do and so i thought i would share a couple of my favorite twitter memes of the presidential debate here with... Read more

Category: Comedy

All right listen up i saw a town on the map about five miles south from here we better head out before nightfall we got a whole horn of infected on our ass so we got to get going before they get wait what are you doing what's that are we going what are you doing you're painting right now um i was i... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] this next inventor's got a little something you know it's real oh gosh she's such a whiz kid with his stuff you know i'll let him tell you i'll he'll tell you hi sharks how you doing my name's gus hey how you doing yeah welcome uh gosh we couldn't ask for a better day for this could we good... Read more

Category: Comedy

Oh my god spencer what up dude yo you scared the hell out of me i thought you were principal jones what's up what are you guys up to today you guys trying to get on the roof all right just let me know found this [ __ ] up there yesterday you guys can have that what no no i'm not busy right now i was... Read more

Category: Comedy

Oh there's my iphone oh hey what's up yeah just need to call my mom oh my god why is my battery almost dead uh i don't know do you have the wi-fi and the bluetooth on i just turn those off oh yeah i knew you turned those off but i figured ah he he does know turn turn those off again all right i'll turn... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] gentlemen i've just acquired something that i think is going to be a considerably large asset to our organization [music] dude it kind of looks like a gun kind of looks like a gun kind of looks like a gun Read more