The Funniest Presidential Debate Tweets

last night was a presidential debate and it was scary and concerning and a little bit sad but luckily the good users of Twitter have supplied us with a little bit of comic relief as they always do and so I thought I would share a couple of my favorite Twitter memes of the presidential debate here with you today don't watch the debates if you're one of those people who gets really sad when you see elderly person eating alone at a restaurant fun fact about the debate it's the first time the secret service has allowed a convicted felon to get this close to the president of the United States that is a good point Trump would be like your son's a Fel and Biden would be like you're a Fel Biden unintelligible [ __ ] Trump straight up not true [ __ ] moderators thank you this is going to ruin the tour did you see the one I shared in Discord yeah yeah what tour what tour I'm trying to give Joe an Adder off through the TV it's insane that there's no live fact checking every answer is like Biden Trump did this and it's disgusting Trump no I didn't and you also did it worse Biden that is simply not true Jake Tapper thank you Mr President I guess we'll never know two men near death arguing about who is better at golf to attain access to the nuclear codes should I kill myself I think we're all wondering that to some extent they should have just done hot ones and whoever lived can have it one in doubt hot ones it out they have Biden's goal for the Night written in the lower corner I you got these performance enhancers but I feel pretty jack up try yourselves folks see you in bit I think ever since presents came out with merch lines that's when we were really that was the beginning of the end you know I actually think that if Biden weren't like really old like if Biden were like 20 years young his marketing scheme of the dark Brandon thing would work really well yeah it would it's funny and it's like a clever way it's funny but it's also not given the circumstances it's a clever way of spinning like psychotic ramblings of a crazy person into something go yeah okay if you don't live in the US please turn the debate off this is our private family humiliation and we'd all prefer you not to stare I say give them both the Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president do that for the final challenge it's attach a photo to an email without giving the computer a virus Biden look the fact is we can't we don't look here's the deal and this is no fooling Trump you have to do that one in the Trump voice you have a decent Trump voice how how does Biden he just sounds like an old man yeah here's the deal I can't say and this is no fool and without there are 10 million Guatemalans attacking the Lincoln Memorial right now look out the window forgets that they're in Atlanta why did they do it here were they hoping they were going to die in Atlanta traffic because if so that's a pretty good Strat I like both cans but I think we need somebody older it could be [Music] worse those those could be the two guys running for president tweet today and I didn't send it to you but it was a picture of this is Lauren's video now it was a picture of Jimmy Carter who is literally on death's doorstep in hospice and they said Jimmy Carter you only got one turn for a reason we need you now somebody please give Biden cocaine a President Biden needs a Hail Mary maybe he could come out of the closet good work this is so much worse than I thought it would be I thought it was going to be the worst thing ever they should play this before the debate tonight heartbreak feels good in a place like this Hunter give Biden a bump please it'll save the Republic I feel like I'm watching the sweet tender kitten of democracy wandering across a highway filled with drunken reckless drivers team Biden still has this as long as they release a t-shirt that says I'm in my Joe Biden era or something of that nature everyone will forget that he's visibly died five times in the last 45 minutes comma needs to sub in during the commercial break whole time Obama was shuffling through Chapel Ron's discography for his summer playlist I don't get that one and didn't watch but seems fine dementia the DNC # elder abuse big Gretch whatever the [ __ ] that is cooked in all caps and Aderall oh I'm giggling and kicking my feet right now dude if that debate wasn't insane enough for you RFK Jr spent the evening doing a competing live stream where he spliced himself into the feed and took separate questions from a guy that looks like he killed a moderator and stole his clothes he did he did and it's called the real debate.com got to laugh or you're going to cry it's been my motto lately man Nickelodeon needs to do a presidential debate like they did for the Super Bowl presidential debate live from bikini bottom this would be so much more hopeful if I was watching doodle bob drum my stash on Joe Biden oh man Trump keeps mewing at the camera while Biden dos what is mewing it's like yeah it's where you like hold your chin weird so line I just love that that is like exactly what it looks like I know our front page report nuclear war sounds [ __ ] amazing right now wait look at all the headlines of that one oh like all the little ones yeah CNN cuts to black as Hillary Clinton rushes debate stage Trump boys break into CNN office attempting to steal debate answers relieve Trump Biden and debate after realizing neither of them really want to be president I bet this is hard like for satirical news outlets how do you sattie something that is like walk that's what I'm saying yeah exactly that's our president no way the Biden's pull up to the waffle house after the no [ __ ] way dude and we can't believe that neither of them is even the one with brain worms Oh yeah isn't that Kennedy yeah hosting the real debate.com the real debate is between Trump Biden RFK and rfk's brainworm no the brainworm is ratou him the whole time the brainworm knows what to do the American news today I can excuse genocide but I draw the line at a clear indication of cogn itive decline that has been apparent for a couple of years now Trump after every question is like I'm actually going to answer a different question than I made up no president next election America needs to be single for a while I love Kira's tweets dude have some sympathy imagine regaining Consciousness looking around and realizing you're in a presidential debate all right thanks for watching I'm going to cut the camera or have Lauren cut the camera before I start crying thanks by the way shout out to Lauren my lovely fiance for um for fishing all those tweets out of the internet SE okay you're welcome she's welcome or we're welcome whoops maybe I should run for president