*FRIDAY THE 13th* BROKE ME (First Time Watching - Horror Movie Reaction)

it might be the ugliest outfit ever created ever no e don't do [Music] that I've had dreams like that I'm in like a abisco factory well I I'm Mrs worri an old friend of the Christies yeah the crusties your favorite They're All Dead all right all right I'll go look no no please don't leave me no you can't I'm Not Afraid all right Eminem you in that sweater should be though did you you know that a young boy drowned the year before those two others were killed we know they were making love while that young boy drowned that's more important I was working the day that it happened preparing meals here I was the cook so why didn't you save him he wasn't a very good swimmer got no [ __ ] why are you moaning this isn't even scary my only child Jason he was my boy I wonder what the father looked like if he looks like that oh oh my God my headphones W the audio mixing is torture on this already dude are you kidding me we we're watching the whole first [Applause] movie got to good 70 years on this [ __ ] oh the machette ah it stings that would burn clean [Music] shop it is so nice dude came swinging out that like a [ __ ] dolphin dude that's crazy man we didn't find any boy no where'd he go is he a [ __ ] mermaid what are we doing we just spent the first s minutes of the movie going over the first movie I guess it is a part two but hello hi my mom I know I'm sorry it's like a Rainforest Cafe I know you and Dad worry and I appreciate that I just have to put my life back together and this is the only way I know how what sitting in a [ __ ] forest look Mom please it's getting late and I really don't want to get into it I know I got I got school tomorrow bu on my chops all day it's Neo that was pretty good to not acknowledge that you're going to be a real loser this was this was vlogging before vlogging this whole movie's one take don't mind me just slipping into my jammies never mind we got a bathrobe what the hell who opens this shower all crazy like that I do that the wrong way the whole [ __ ] thing's coming down hello yeah would just crank called you oh my god imagine watching this without a commentary oh yeah yeah you're going to need [Music] that the tattletail shangle he's a Nimble bastard he could fly through a window like that oh she's got the [Music] knife what the hell that thing was waiting oh he's mad cute though come on you want something to eat hm no I'm here for your just for your Vibe oh oh right oh how do you like that no man you better get out of there day the 13th what the [ __ ] oh my God holy [ __ ] what is he carry a [ __ ] Dynamite now dude this is the last one was crazy he's going to be like John J when he's got the explosive tips on the arrows [ __ ] sniping people we got to go through those movies YouTube would have a field day Block in them though cuz I've never seen the later ones I saw I think Rambo one and two and I vaguely remember too we're going to do Rambo we're watching Friday we're watching Friday I think the payoff was worth it for that whole beginning thing now in retrospect I just didn't have faith on that that was prettyy cool all right keep your eyes peeled I think we're getting close yeah you to D that truck is sick though 577 boach I actually really like that truck I want it y was Kevin Bacon he looks like a disgruntled painter and then over I told the others they didn't believe me you all do it's like a ghost was he even real oh look at him oh he's like pizza p gr so been past an old Cemetery right they're toing us oh [ __ ] Ted I'll call you back wait hey he you got to be a real jackass what a [ __ ] piece of dog [ __ ] dude welcome to God's country who the hell is it Max's the gas station he's crazy too I should have known a you silly goofball this is great to see you guys it's going to be just like times yeah that's what I'm afraid of well lifelong friends okay help me load my G we split for the camp okay okay oh my god oh why is it mad nice now that what's the scoop I know that gu Pet's running the course he's okay kind of Macho though you know takes the whole thing very seriously yeah he does ah [ __ ] it's not like we can move it it's not like we're driving a monster truck let's move it looks like somebody dragged it out here here what F oh man hey you guys look at this it's can't blood a that'd be going in this room if I had that dude you know what that sign would probably go [ __ ] hard right above the frame yo my man it's okay I got him thanks any dude he looks like Superman let's relax we just got it ow ow what the fck oh who the [ __ ] are you I would have thought that was a ghost it's great to have you all here at our new counselor Training Center you've all worked as counselors at one camper order I'm also sure there's one thing I don't have to tell any of you being a counselor isn't the gravy summer job everybody thinks it is this guy's like Paul rer I think your muffler fell [Music] off what the hell what the hell is all this commotion hi I'm late a you're already getting a Stern talking too but what is this crap Jenny you're supposed to be my assistant everyone else got here hours ago said I was sorry you did yeah well you could have called Paul I tried but your phones aren't even working yet yeah you stupid idiot I'll never ever be late again in my entire life okay as long as you promise the deal all right all right but then now okay Jenny I was starting to worry about you oh yeah H Jenny put your car in the lot okay this place is starting to look like a Burger King if anyone's been watching my second Channel you know my [ __ ] beef of Burger King among other things this is Bear Country and contrary to what everybody hears bears are dangerous that means no food fight I think I've always heard a bear could tear you in two ERS cling to clothing if you're a woman don't use perfume and uh keep clean during your menstral cycle that's your period for anyone who doesn't know you got to treat him gentle just like kids use a little that child psychology majoring in why would he say that what a [ __ ] w at try got some [ __ ] dust straight in your face Legend has it that Jason saw his mother beheaded that night and that he took his Revenge by now I guess you all know we're the first to return here 5 years and he's hungry how do you know that Jason's out there oh [ __ ] to devour oh he likes it thirsty for Young Blood oh my God now that we got that out of our system okay I don't want to hear any more about it C Crystal Lake is off limits got it yeah you think this is all one big joke just [Music] wait what the [ __ ] you be careful with that thing dude you actually could [ __ ] poke someone with that it's heavy foreshadowing isn't it got got got him now you got him yeah playing on his pendo GS beat me even if I'm in a wheelchair he's literally Superman hi Terry do you want to dance no thank you hi there how about you do you want to dance he's got to go he's uh he ain't all though well I think I've got you check wrong white man check M yeah sit your stupid ass down bro good night Paul see you in the morning goodbye Susan [Music] they're getting jiggy what Y what are they listening to in there hey let's chill out God man this far back and you don't even have a cell phone before bedtime you definitely slept way better obviously just be Shadow Boxing in your room or some sh oh man for your paper towel delivery hello who's [Music] there Paul God damn it what hey hey hey calm down hey wake the natives I'm I supposed to be fraternizing with the staff it's insensitive Paul even more than that haircut and I really was worried when he didn't show on time man you're just saying that right now cuz you could just feel the [Music] energy here to do some [Music] fishing Big Time perf oh that'll do you in real good oh [ __ ] it was like an iMovie transition though was sick oh my God bro they should have got some that action for whatever reason that kills me like in one of the new Saw movies she has to use one of those saws you go like that to go through her leg and it's just thinking about that cuz it ain't a clean cut yeah they're hacking for a while Che the women are showing you what's the matter with you hey the Hat's thrown up his aerodynamic City she In Cahoots with Jason oh man yeah I'm tough use a chainsaw no that is sick thank you dear careful whipping that by people's legs okay I'm coming PE who what you ready for what can't Blood come on it's only a short walk they'll never know we're gone oh come on you chicken [ __ ] oh my God you're going to be eating your words girl I mean if I was in that predicament I would definitely need to see it so I need to see it to believe it ow it's green and red most 100 m an hour frog in a blender yo looks like a [ __ ] Mortal Kombat character Johny cage variant some [ __ ] not the Tims what are you kids doing out here who are you you're going to have to keep your people away from that placehold next time I catch anybody over there I'm going to have to run them in might just get a warrant against you what things have been quiet for 5 years and that's the way we want to keep it so do I officer so do I yes okay you two take off and I'll talk to you at dinner all right you're not even going to reprimand him no punishment what are you talking about Jenny no seconds on dessert for Jeff and Sandra tonight this is crazy hey who was that who was that dude [ __ ] sprinting across like he's got a shitty [Music] ass yo he's fast as [ __ ] [Music] though that's why I'd be running through the woods it's nicer than my house it's like a Borderland house [Music] [Applause] [Music] oo o o ooh [Music] ooh oh not the backside baby back at pancake Lodge today was fun in games right I like to start you out slow use you into it tomorrow we get serious what are we getting serious about last night on the town now your chance oh and by the way our Wanderers have volunteer to stay behind and watch the camp isn't that nice of I think I'll stay too muffin may show hey you staying yeah nothing spoils a party faster than a drunk in a wheelchair look we can go together if you want I appreciate that but I'm in uh training yeah and I'm staying too suits yourself oh night in the town baby all right all right shit's going to get wild do they have a chi I mean a what's it called a ramp for I see one there but oh yeah baby muffin oh muffins are you kidding me muffin has been gone since the start of the movie yeah here we are all right they got a casino attached penny slots all night on me oh oh I look I like blinked and then we were it'd be so gross that like a leech would get on me or something doing it butt ass dude no way I've seen too many movies come on come on come on ah that bicep tend to always grosses me out that it's going to snap hey you want to wrestle come with me later scooter later sker want to take me on oh yeah he does he'll take you anytime anywhere I only want your fingers what some more take your piit hey football and hockey which one which one do you prefer the one with the puck so golf what do you want to play for position whoa whoa whoa switching positions all night looking for something what you said a weirdo oh my God he was he was sniffing all this [ __ ] up I know seriously punch this dude's face off no longer funny Scott I'm going to have to get a knife to cut the rope well hurry okay I know I'd be pissed I to let you hang you pervert you going to cut the crap sure anything I promise I know just stop being disgusting bro don't go anywhere very funny oh my head would explode you see all those crazy rides in Florida and [ __ ] where they get stuck upside down for a long time yeah buddy yeah with the back side I'm going to catch you down but I swear if you ever do this to me again I'm going to kill you too late oh ow ow Yo Nana come as you oh hell no bro this is Tommy and the salamis oh yeah groovy groovy getting groovy oh what if there is some kind of boy Beast running around Camp Crystal Lake me let's try to think Beyond The Legend put it in real terms yeah keep be gr by now right right yeah he must have seen his mother get killed and all just cuz she loved him isn't that what her revenge was all about her sense of loss her rage at what she thought happened her love for him bizarre isn't it she's so empathetic is that a why are we not playing the pinball machine behind you what happened that you have to be in a chair motorcycle accident paralyzed my legs damn doctor thinks so I don't intend to be in this thing the rest of my life yeah but like if it just doesn't work is everything else okay oh I do all right one way or another oh all right Mr Smooth [Music] talking we got Mary Schwarz over there Bedtime [Music] Blues she's yo she is [ __ ] ready he's like ow we'll find our own cabin just give me a few minutes to get some things okay sure I'll be right back okay okay you do what you got do I'll meet you there in five oh damn it ter you turkey what the [ __ ] does a turkey make they don't give a [ __ ] dude you'll just sit like we'll come across them in our streets and they just won't [ __ ] move that's a lot oh I was going to ah oh tastes like fabreeze there was this kid in my fifth grade class and his name was fabreeze literally and then my teacher just always go for breast see that's that was just his name the booty Bandit you better [ __ ] get out of [Music] [Applause] there VI is that [Music] you oh my god yo no not my boy n not the stairs too come on you're doing them too dirty I knew that spare was coming back that thing's too legit they bought that out of a museum he's like no no not the not the shishy ah ow that's a bad one cuz you ain't dying instantly from that either you guys quitting already buddy it's 8:00 this place closes you come straight back to Camp guys let Magie Drive the pickup yes sir right away Sir Mark yeah Mark's uh Mark's having a bad time right now Mark where are you I feel bad she seems sweet she about to remember this shift for life is anybody still here Sam oh hello hello ah oh God damn not the paper bag no you don't got to do why aren't you [Music] running she just going to let it happen no I mean I guess you would probably just freeze cuz you'd be like you thought your friends were just banging in the bed and then that [ __ ] SL and down what the hell are all the lights on for Paul they wouldn't have left the place like this I'll check upstairs these kids SM better dub than I do what a statement yeah jinny what what is this a joke That's a hardcore period Paul there's someone in this room it's like Luigi's Mansion there he is there's someone in his [ __ ] room oh careful careful oh yeah Paul yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] kabib oh je yeah yeah oh get the mount yeah there you go H yeah don't help him or [Music] nothing get out of here what are you [Music] doing oh no not pet a pan bro [Music] oh there's nothing worse right after it rains too it's disgusting to be outside you got to you got to run oh oh why is it why does it sound like that oh him those nasty hands [Laughter] bro oh oh [ __ ] all right feels like a blues clo villain oh nice nice perfect dive that's okay you shut your mouth he doesn't care oh oh come on you couldn't hold that for another second you heard the piss he was like what what a [ __ ] idiot dude why is he on the chair what is he doing he's such a big goofball onless oh hey hey hey hey hey the [ __ ] [Music] problem all right put him down for good oh my God please help me y you fell right into his trap car dude what are you doing yo he's so quick I like the shots like that though where you can see him just like coming into the [Music] scene [Music] nice it's like Wilson from [Music] cway doing Jason it's all done Jason you've done your job well and mommy is pleased that's a good boy what now come to Mommy come on oh wow mommy has a reward for you m mother is talking to you this is pretty sick heel down heel down it's a big gamble come on hell are you waiting for [Music] [Applause] oh you idiot uh that's a good one oh Paul's here sorry I didn't have any faith in you Paul still kind of don't come on man give him that [ __ ] Floyd Mayweather keep him a distance get some money up in that [Applause] Mayweather nice [Music] oh Jason come on let's go I come on you ain't going to show us oh that would definitely sting okay you're okay Jenny you're right Jenny Jenny who would win Jason or Michael Myers [Music] [Music] what muffin a muffin you're alive first name muffin y he kind of looks like hug Jackman on one side though oh we got her oh man are you [Music] okay it's going to start talking are we okay oh my God so you guys voted for this one over on patreon so if you would like to be able to vote on what we watch next you can find that over on patreon Linked In the description along with the fall length commentary track to this movie and all the other patreon exclusives I watched Friday the 13th Part Two today and I will say it is substantially better than the first one and the first one was really bad so if it was worse than that I would have had a [ __ ] stroke but the fact that it's actually Jason this time obviously it still has that flavor of Friday the 13th but this one was seriously substantially better the shots they like doing a lot of long shots in this and uh building up the anticipation for the first kill when he drives that ice pick like solely through her Temple uh the girl he didn't get to finish off in the last movie that effect was good the buildup to that was good um the characters are much better this time around at least in my opinion I thought the ending was pretty cool with the girl um pretend like not pretending but trying to create the illusion that she's his mom so like he's like [ __ ] morphing in and out in her faces going in and up I thought that was pretty cool the effects in kills and the frequency of the kills really stepped up from the last one had the good camp Vibe I was looking for that I've been getting having the itch for this entire summer ween even though Summer's over now I think we need one more to one more one more oh my God and when he said that in the movie he was like these kids smoke better dope than me or whatever he said exactly that shit's funny as [ __ ]