people in survival games

Published: May 31, 2023 Duration: 00:01:40 Category: Comedy

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all right listen up I saw a town on the map about five miles south from here we better head out before nightfall we got a whole Horn of infected on our ass so we got to get going before they get wait what are you doing what's that are we going what are you doing you're painting right now um I was I was painting help on the building before we left painted help on a piece oh God why are you painting help what is it who is this for oh this is for if someone else comes along after us they'll see it and know that we were like how they're not gonna oh my God but if someone comes after us how will they know that we're all like help okay okay we do not have a lot of time it's the end of the world there's no supplies that's the last of our pain oh what are you doing what are you doing yeah what's that I'm gonna yeah okay all right I was um so I was writing they're coming who are you doing this for this is for the next guys that show up in case they're like what was happening and then they can look at the wall here and be like ah they were they were coming what do you mean the next guys we are the guys I don't know plus who is that helping that is a very time sensitive message that is being delivered in the slowest possible medium I can write it faster no okay okay nope I used a contraction oh my God hold on I think the nozzle's clogged I'm gonna yeah this isn't spraying as good as it used to you guys I should have shot you guys at the prison how come here he's yelling at us guys I really thought we talked about conserving some of our time and resources what does anybody have any more paper I'm trying to finish this hastily scrawled note that I will leave back here in a drawer I'm gonna stay here and get bit foreign [Music]

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