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people in survival games
Category: Comedy
All right listen up i saw a town on the map about five miles south from here we better head out before nightfall we got a whole horn of infected on our ass so we got to get going before they get wait what are you doing what's that are we going what are you doing you're painting right now um i was i... Read more
if shark tank was in the midwest
Category: Comedy
[music] this next inventor's got a little something you know it's real oh gosh she's such a whiz kid with his stuff you know i'll let him tell you i'll he'll tell you hi sharks how you doing my name's gus hey how you doing yeah welcome uh gosh we couldn't ask for a better day for this could we good... Read more
janitor who is way too casual with students
Category: Comedy
Oh my god spencer what up dude yo you scared the hell out of me i thought you were principal jones what's up what are you guys up to today you guys trying to get on the roof all right just let me know found this [ __ ] up there yesterday you guys can have that what no no i'm not busy right now i was... Read more
why do iphones do this?
Category: Comedy
Oh there's my iphone oh hey what's up yeah just need to call my mom oh my god why is my battery almost dead uh i don't know do you have the wi-fi and the bluetooth on i just turn those off oh yeah i knew you turned those off but i figured ah he he does know turn turn those off again all right i'll turn... Read more
when you found a cool stick as a kid
Category: Comedy
[music] gentlemen i've just acquired something that i think is going to be a considerably large asset to our organization [music] dude it kind of looks like a gun kind of looks like a gun kind of looks like a gun Read more
my neighbor is way out of line
Category: Comedy
Yeah yeah no go ahead no fil me i put this on facebook.com yeah but what are we doing they're coming over the yard like freaking insane what what your farts dumb ass they're wafting into my yard they're making me sick that doesn't even make sense it's not they're coming what say one two three four guys... Read more
Alabama Basement (w/ Danae Hays) | Net Positive with John Crist
Category: Comedy
I get down in the basement and uh this guy this is so bizarre he pulls a gun out that's the lie he pulls a gun out takes a gun out of his pocket takes the magazine out of the gun okay safe and hands me hands me the magazine yeah and says do you realize how easy that was for me to get you down in a vulnerable... Read more
Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl Teaser Introduces Wallace’s Smart-Gnome Invention
Category: People & Blogs
Whether it's a rocket that blasts to a moonmaid or cheese or a pair of robotic wrong trousers wallace simply can't stop inventing things often to his own detriment and that looks set to be the case once again in artman's next wallace and grommet outing incoming feature film vengeance most foul their... Read more