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The Funniest Presidential Debate Tweets
Category: Comedy
Last night was a presidential debate and it was scary and concerning and a little bit sad but luckily the good users of twitter have supplied us with a little bit of comic relief as they always do and so i thought i would share a couple of my favorite twitter memes of the presidential debate here with... Read more
Gus Johnson's Best College Football Calls & Moments
Category: People & Blogs
Goes down the field for smith oh he got it smith touchdown 85 yards iowa to the sideline caught first down what a hit denzel ward you got barbecue back there and you didn't invite me hurt my feelings just dumps it off for a first down rosen fakes the spike and he answered touchdown whoa jordan leslie... Read more
GUS JOHNSON NBA HALL OF FAME CAREER | GUS JOHNSON NBA CAREER HIGHLIGHTS
Category: Sports
Gus "honeycomb" johnson's style of play - a unique blend of grace, speed, strength, and creativity rarely seen during his era - became the model for future athletic power forwards. he scored, played defense, and leaped so high in traffic that other players claimed to hear him jump. johnson was... Read more
people in survival games
Category: Comedy
All right listen up i saw a town on the map about five miles south from here we better head out before nightfall we got a whole horn of infected on our ass so we got to get going before they get wait what are you doing what's that are we going what are you doing you're painting right now um i was i... Read more
Gus Johnson : The Original Backboard Breaker
Category: Sports
Gus johnson was a must-watch player producing highlights at ease standing at 6'6 in full of muscle combined with speed becoming a frequent high flyer throwing down dunks hard on the break even breaking three backboards over his career being the first player to do so from dunking yet johnson's gravity... Read more
janitor who is way too casual with students
Category: Comedy
Oh my god spencer what up dude yo you scared the hell out of me i thought you were principal jones what's up what are you guys up to today you guys trying to get on the roof all right just let me know found this [ __ ] up there yesterday you guys can have that what no no i'm not busy right now i was... Read more
Elite Gus Johnson college football calls Part 1
Category: Sports
Martinez steps up throws oh what an interception oh my gosh dj graham give me that odell won schlager to the sideline caught first down woo what a hit denzel ward you got barbecue back there and you didn't invite me hurt my feelings quarterback draw he's got running room and a first down watch out t... Read more
why do iphones do this?
Category: Comedy
Oh there's my iphone oh hey what's up yeah just need to call my mom oh my god why is my battery almost dead uh i don't know do you have the wi-fi and the bluetooth on i just turn those off oh yeah i knew you turned those off but i figured ah he he does know turn turn those off again all right i'll turn... Read more
when you found a cool stick as a kid
Category: Comedy
[music] gentlemen i've just acquired something that i think is going to be a considerably large asset to our organization [music] dude it kind of looks like a gun kind of looks like a gun kind of looks like a gun Read more
my neighbor is way out of line
Category: Comedy
Yeah yeah no go ahead no fil me i put this on facebook.com yeah but what are we doing they're coming over the yard like freaking insane what what your farts dumb ass they're wafting into my yard they're making me sick that doesn't even make sense it's not they're coming what say one two three four guys... Read more
Penn State postgame: QB Drew Allar praises 'talented' Bowling Green for giving Nittany Lions issues
Category: Sports
Needs a really talented team like it doesn't matter what level they're they're put at in conference but they're they're a really good team they're really talented they got a couple good dbs i know number one like going into the game i had a lot of respect for him i just watching him throughout the week... Read more