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Category: Comedy

Welcome back to this historic abc news presidential debate vice president harris says that women shouldn't trust you on the issue of of abortion because you've changed your position so many times you want to talk about abortion that's because they want to kill the babies right in the womb right in the... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] [applause] [music] they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there and this is what's happening in our country how is it hang loose welcome to mongus max yi the channel ha okay today is september 11th... Read more

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Intro oh my god whoa grapefruit is beside passion of the fruit himself i'm bored whoa who's that what do you have hey watch the merchandise buddy wa oh hey how's it going uh hey i'm an orange um uh uh are you okay okay you're beautiful no i'm just a passion fruit more like passion cute uh that's passion... Read more

Category: Music

In springfield they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats they're eating the pets of the people that live there they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats they're eating the pets of the people that live [music] there people of springfield please don't eat my cats why would you do that eat... Read more

Category: Sports

Erard is coced erard has it oh ard's down i think he may have an ankle injury no it's okay i'll be fine martin no when you try to walk but you don't succeed when you get subed off but you forgot your fe when your next game is the big derby this year where go oh blue lights will guide you can soone please... Read more

Category: Sports

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Category: Sports

Man united nil liverpool 3 the highlights brought to you by top 11 2025 download now using the links below action [music] [music] oh [music] [applause] [music] [music] la la la la la la la la la la la la [music] [applause] [music] [music] top 11 2025 has arrived with huge 3d updates tactical fouls rematch... Read more

Category: Sports

Ah... a new year. exciting isn't it? let me show you around. you've got your class clowns. your sport-o’s. your popular kids. let me introduce you to dj. if there is anyone who knows their way around this place, it's him. i saw dj wearing a beige jacket, so i bought a beige jacket. well, that's intense.... Read more

Category: Sports

[music] that almost yes [music] blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bl blah blah blah blah you [music] [applause] what are your score predictions let me know in the comments and download 44 tun's football manager immediately adios Read more

Category: Sports

-teams react to the champions league draw 24/25 -lille! i get to play against my   little brother ethan! -liverpool! i get to play   against my pretend big brother trent! -liverpool! i get to play against   that pretend defender trent! -hey - watch your mouth, you! -erling, go and the ouija board. -yes... Read more

Category: Sports

-last night, mbappe’s twitter was hacked! -at yo man city? i never tweeted that!  loooool baited i’m going to atman utd? -2028 let’s run it up on a free transfer?  -who did this?! manchester is red?  -london? -london is just awful bro.  -i’ve been hacked! -no way…  -cristiano is the greatest footballer... Read more

Category: Sports

-teams react to the champions  league quarter final draw 23/24  -arsenal vs bayern munich -bayern munich - yes!   time to stop harry kane winning a trophy! -and time to get declan rice some adult nappies   in case he shits himself on the pitch again. -yes, kai. good idea, kai.  -okay harry, let’s try... Read more

Category: Sports

-man united win the fa cup! -glory glory man utd!  -glory glory man utd! -glory glory man utd!  we beat the cheats 2-1! -come on!  -we didn’t let a goal in in the first minute  yes! -for once it wasn’t our   defence and goalie who were poo -yes!  -mainoo bossed the whole midfield -bruno’s pass was lit... Read more

Category: Sports

Puro 2024 the quarterfinals england versus switzerland penalty [music] shootout get [applause] [music] [applause] [music] [applause] [music] [applause] [music] [applause] [music] [applause] g substitution harold kane mbe [music] [applause] for y a a tool oh h [applause] man saka has to score italy win... Read more

Category: Comedy

So have you finished your homework yet yes i think you'll be very impressed spence inland team for first game okay in midfield patrick viira nto sal on left wing t onre a striker idiot we canot use any of these why not they are all playing in england none of them are english they have to be english... Read more