Annoying Orange - Grapefruit DIES!!

Intro oh my God whoa grapefruit is beside Passion of the Fruit himself I'm bored whoa who's that what do you have hey watch the merchandise buddy wa oh hey how's it going uh hey I'm an orange um uh uh are you okay okay you're beautiful no I'm just a passion fruit more like passion cute uh that's passion fruit I'm an orange yeah I like your peel dimples are totally adorable swear to God you put me down right now you're going to see some Kung Fu Voodoo grapefruit wow I can't believe you made it oh you know him you know it buddy it's not like that we met in the bag on the way over hey who's the comad he a friend of yours we just met he's been you know keeping me company hey Bastion you want to watch me Flex check it out uh yeah you did that earlier hey is a chubby Orange going to fart oh did that twer just call me chubby yeah you really Let Yourself Go they should call you chubby MC chubby orange cuz you're chubby I'm a grapefruit do you know what that means whoa chubby MC Chubby's got a potty mouth it means I Could Kick Your six waves from is that really necessary hey orange I'm talking to you how many squats can you do huh what's a squat exactly let me spell it out for you chicks dig the grapefruit ain't that right baby uh not really oh orange you're out of your league you should go hit on a blueberry or something grapefruit more like ape fruit are you chubby cuz you ate all the bananas hey zip the lip onion dip I'm not an onion you're right you're a grape uh-uh no I'm not then why are you so full of wine shut up what is wrong with you seriously you think I care about flexing and what are you talking about squats you don't even have legs and you who cares if he's a little you know round all you do is make weird noises and call him fat how shallow are you I'm not shallow I'm an orange wow what is wrong with me this happens every time I go out it's always the jerk and the weirdo if that's the choices I'd rather take knife huh knife oh my God wa grap food's beside himself do you know how much this hurts hey at least he's not such a Sour Puss now ow that's the most messed up thing I've ever seen you should have seen tomato that was bad this kitchen is awful how do you stand it no it's not so bad just ask PE somebody please kill me now and Grapefruit's Revenge then she says but I saw zucchini this morning and tomato he says but that's impossible I saw zucchini get dice last week huh I don't get it zucchini is dead hey trying to sleep over here sorry passion I still don't get it dude it's a ghost story there's no goat in that story no it's not about you know what never mind your story sucks it'd be better if there was a goat it's not about goats hey what was that what I don't hear anything would you guys keep it down already uh passion that wasn't us I think it's the goat we have a goat guys look over there oh my God it's it's it's a it's Miss Pac-Man great for you're alive how did you save it lady I ain't here for you what are you here for pellets up loses there's only one thing I want and that's you orange me what did I do you killed my brother brother grapefruit was your brother was he right thanks to that little creep so wait who are you I'm your sister y sister what you just now seen the bow seriously dude you couldn't tell not really dude look look at her she's totally a fox fox pe's got the hots for grapefruit sister hey not so loud she looks more like a clown you're chubby MC chubby clown hey clown do a trick hey you want to see a trick how about I make your face disappear how about that whoa whoa whoa everybody calm down jeez I think this Clown's going out of her mime oh I am going to go home style on you orange listen I'm telling you orange didn't kill your brother that's not what everybody else is saying everybody else how did you even find out about it are you kidding me I heard it through the grap Vine don't look at me I didn't tell anyone me neither how about you Jamie uh oh no jie what I told like two people okay nice Jamie seriously you can't listen to anything these guys say yeah they're a bunch of whiners I don't believe it I came all the way here for nothing uh-oh chubby M chubby Clown's going to cry I'm not crying lay off for or she's having a rough night I don't get it if it wasn't him then who did it oh I know who did it it was night who night oh looks like she's got a split must run in the family ow kind of feels like deja vu wow I'm going back to bed well I guess that's the last we'll see of the grapefruits wa not so fast buddy I'm grapefruit SE cousin I'm here to avenge his death and I'm grapefruits Grandpa I'm here to avenge his death and I'm grap fruits mail man and I got all this mail and no forwarding addess so I need some help Food Court here board board board board [Laughter] board so bored hey hey orange hey what was that over here hey it's grapefruits mailman that's right and I got a special delivery for you heads up wo what'd you get orange I don't know dude that's not yours it's for someone named summon well well well but isn't me Weir pal orange it hey hey it's jolly green Liam what do you want now you must be looking for that summons guy huh uhh orange the summons is for you who me it turns out that you're more annoying than the law will allow that's why I'm taking you to the food cour seriously seriously oh jeez I almost forgot I'm going to need a signature for that summons ah [Music] crap wow all rise this court will now come to order the honorable limt leprechaun will be presiding you're kidding me he gets to be the judge all right quiet down everyone under h under okay I'll have a cheeseburger with curly fries as your attorney I would advise you let me do all all of the talking oh this is a great idea your honor given your uh history with my client I move for an immediate mistrial over rude guy uh your honor we haven't even selected a jury yet fine here you do it objection your honor what you need a dozen jurs and it's obvious that par already knows the defendant a dozen wa sounds like Jolly Green's in a real pickle I'm give you a doen hey it's egg we really had to scramble to find you [Laughter] um it's a simple question sir do you believe the Orange is annoying I'm going to have to plead the fifth on this one answer the question sir is he or is he not annoying yes yes he's annoying what don't act like it's not true all right next witness he said my mother was a funion with a bunion you really said that but it Rhymes he kept telling tell me if you're radish then I'm totally awesome is and then and then he started singing I think we've seen enough here your honor he annoyed my uncle he annoyed my great grandpa he annoyed my third cousin twice removed and he even annoyed my mail that's not a family tree that's a family forest don't for get you L well well well I think we've seen all the evidence we need to see to make a decision x what are you say guy right your honor the defense would like to call one last Witness us that's not a good that's going to do you the defense wishes to call The Annoying Orange hey that's me yay what I win Mr orange do you think you're annoying I'm not annoying I'm an orange this is a slam dunk what about Mr Pickle Me is there anything you'd like to say to him him um yeah hey pickle you're a real Dil weed hey what about the jewelry any thoughts about the eggs nah they can't take Yol how about the judge what do you think of the leprechaun watch it now Lassie Lassie she's not a dog she's a passion fruit stop it yay I want to be a carpenter too you stop camera time don't you see the Orange is annoying but only because he can't help it you can't make that a crime that's like arresting Mr Pickle because he smells like vinegar objection or locking Liam away CU he dresses like a dork all right all right all right you made your point but the decision isn't up to you is it passion fruit the decision is in the hands of our jury now how do you find the orange Annoying or not annoying yay yay isn't yes or no yay there's no yay okay yay that's not an option you can't fight him yay yay you stop it now y that's it I quit ow wao wao we're back nicely done passion you got orange off the hook oh it was nothing yay passion woohoo that was fun we should do that more often uh that's great gang but I still need a signature over here who's going to sign for this H there's only one person I can think of that'll sign it who Kitchenmon #3 knife I do too have a butt see I don't think you do I'm not sure any of us do actually well I can only speak for myself but I definitely have a butt n yeahhuh nuh-uh yeahuh don't make me prove it to you orange well I think that's what it's going to take grapefruit no ifs ants or butts about it fine just remember you asked for this this was not my idea my eyes Poké ball I'm sorry I didn't know you were I'm blind I can't see watch out now you're about to fall off the gter W suddenly I feel so much more animated summer about Pokeball but uh honestly it's nice to have my abs back at least you have abs since you never had a butt that's it we're settling this once and for all kitchenmon style I agree we should put all the this behind us orange I do too have a butt or I so you say butt now it's time for my two cents coer linkoln I choose you let's do this y'all Yeehaw ooh smooth moves but rude news for you two dudes I Choose You new dude I'm not wearing pants and that's not accidental oh my eyes y'all what I've seen cannot be unseen it's cuz it's unclean hey that's no fair using n dude without a sensor bar I couldn't agree more n dude use your sensor this may not be suitable for children due to graphic violence later y'all yes we're winning should we hug it out no thank you please stay over there this battle's getting spicy how about we up the spice level a little bit more I Choose You what's up a up what's up what [Music] up what's up um are we still fighting or wait no dude you too sorry it's just so fun what what up and new dude's done probably not going to battle with him any time soon he gra rot stop that right now you better cut that out or my next kitchenmon will cut it out for you nice I choose you it's life to meet you wow Edy pick grapefruit knife I command you to make quick work of those too Chop Chop that's what I do best real quick before you get to your point we just have one question for you yeah and what's thata that won't work on knife he's fat to knife come on doop that right now I command you stop it yesh what crawled up his butt couldn't tell you he doesn't have one oh laugh at me will you well you'll regret that I have a whole slew of super powerful kitchenmon ready to release at a moment no wow all right where were we here I want to be the very best no fruit ever was my skin makes for delicious and I'll know you just because got to catch up it's you and me together we're spinning kit M oh you're my best friend in a world with must k m got to catch true my teeth are yellow you you B me and I B of you kitchen M got to catch them all got to catch them Something Smells all I can't do it no no no no no watch it's super easy dude tongue push-ups are not easy really well I thought everybody did them nope Orange has an incredible Talent y hold on does anybody else smell that yeah it smells like a skunk's armpit it smells like a compost pile barfed on a subway it smells like a sewer lit some hair on fire and then took a poo a Hoy hoy fellas and Marshy notice anything different about your boy grapefruit you mean besides the visible odor lines emanating from your body I see a caught a whiff of my new cologne evacuate why is it called that probably cuz every room he enters instantly evacuates very funny anyone want to try it on I'll pass and I'll pass out um grapefruit they misspelled cologne on the bottle what yeah it says colon I mean I mean given how bad it smells maybe it's not a misspelling at all wait wait wait wait wait wait wait so grapefruits new fragrance is called evacuate colon hey hey knock it off whatever I'm laughing all the way to the bank I'm making a mint off my fragrance ever since my TV commercial hit the airwaves you have a commercial I love commercials let's see it you got it ever number one needs and number two let loose spray it [Music] everywhere evacuate callon number two I cannot believe the voiceover guy read it as colon 2 is everyone calling it that it seems like the director didn't get the memo either that was a whole bunch of sprays coming out of butts dude you guys are just jealous cuz I have a fragrance and you don't well that's not true I have a fragrance re really orange you have a fragrance actually so do I yay yeah pretty much everyone has a fragrance these days wait am I the only one without a fragrance well I wouldn't say that Paar you're pretty fragrant just the way you are well we got to see these commercials folks come on come on come on que them up all right here's mine [Music] by orange evocative orange I dare say I love your scent before it has even touched my nostrils same here same here yay has everyone here gone crazy how did I not know all of my friends are obsessed with perfume my next my next yay once upon a time there was a boy marshmallow Aha and also a girl marshmallow and they met and fell in love and nothing bad ever happened and they lived happily ever after with a puppy and a bunny rabbit y yay by marshmallow truly evocative wait have I already used that adjective I loved it Mary though just out of curiosity did you play one of the marshmallows in the ad and if so did you play the boy marshmallow or the girl marshmallow I was in the commercial but I play the bunny rabbit special effects have come so far y another another sorry everyone I don't have one a apparently you do what somebody made a perfume commercial for me without my [Music] knowledge where am I why is everything black and white why is everyone dressed like cyber Punk ballerinas why are there so many mirrors why are all perfume commercials like this confusion by PA huh well at least it's on brand guys it looks like passion has one too wow for real pop it in P passion really really oh pop it in here we go [Music] [Music] missing by Passion oh my God is that why we haven't seen passion in Forever did Passion get Thanos snapped that explains so much pass nobody got Thanos snapped it's just a commercial I saw passion yesterday she's fine are you sure cuz I heard the annual Thanos snap was going around that's the flu dude oh well that's a relief so shall we have a perfume off best smelling perfume takes the bragon right oh more like gagging rights guys I don't feel so good great way to go grapefruit you just got Apple all sick with your disgusting per you no it's not that then what is it something smells by The Annoying Orange [Music] [Music]