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Category: People & Blogs

The trump divorce how melania lost 200 lb of flab melania trump must do what dozens of buildings around the world have done and take the trump name off is there anyone left who can check donald trump yes malania getting men to change their destructive ways by threatening to leave them humiliate them... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Welcome to the "late, late show." thanks for staying up for us. thanks for being here. we appreciate it. thank you. cheesier, guys. good evening, ladies and gentlemen. (applause). >> james: welcome to the show. now of course we have to start with the thing that everyone is talking about, the final presidential... Read more

Category: Comedy

You know that that joker to i think is coming out it's a it's a musical but they don't want to admit that it's a musical because you know all the the guys don't want to be like i'm seeing a musical and there was so there was a press conference with lady gaga today and and she said she said it's not... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I would have testified i wanted to testify the theory is you never testify because as soon as you testify anybody if it were george washington don't testify because they'll get you on something that you said slightly wrong and then they sue you for [applause] perjury yes our jails in america are filled... Read more

Category: Comedy

Which app are you on a hinge how how do you try to present do you try to present funny i just try to show my hobbies i like comedy i like live music i play pokemon video game yeah okay listen don't miss you just gave women50 reasons not to take i play the video game competitively so i like go to tournament... Read more