7 MINUTES AGO: Bill Maher DROPS Bombshell About Melania—Trump LOSES IT!

the Trump divorce how Melania lost 200 lb of flab Melania Trump must do what dozens of buildings around the world have done and take the Trump name off is there anyone left who can check Donald Trump yes malania getting men to change their destructive Ways by threatening to leave them humiliate them or cut them off in bed it's a tail as old as time maybe it falls to you now Mal you can end this reign of terror and all you have to do is channel your inner Taylor Swift and walk out the door to say it again Bill Mar is being completely honest he went after Trump and Melania like a child opening presents he's not giving them gifts instead he's putting their dirty laundry out in the open get ready for a roast that will make Trump as angry as a lack of Diet Coke you would be wrong to think that mahair was done after that first shot his unlikely goal was to marry Melania Trump who is first lady in addition I need to tell you that mahair did not just cross the line he erased it completely that being said what did mahair dislike most about Melania she didn't seem happy with her job as first lady which made him angry it's not anti-feminist to say that in addition to doing everything men can do intellectually women also have another power the power of the ultimatum president Hellboy has proved to be impervious to facts reason shame and the law but maybe if you you left him for another man especially if that man was Mexican the idea of Stand By Your Man doesn't hit home with him it seems to him that Melania is stronger than she knows mahare says that Melania is like a very old Greek play I promise you that is true he made it sound like she might end Trump's presidency by not letting him sleep with her just like Lisa Strada did could you do something sneaky don't worry things will get better Mahar not only told Melania she should leave Trump he went above and beyond never he needed to step it up you despised his creepy little monkey fingers touching your hand so kick him to the curb he said it hurts Trump my heart goes out to you toss his boxy clown suits on the front lawn just tell him I'm leaving you and I'm taking our child he would be stunned we have a child now I know I'm probably dreaming and Milani isn't going to do any of this but what if she had someone to do it with divorce is always easier in pairs what if you had a buddy Melania Mrs rert Murdoch Jerry Hall and you two have a lot in common your husbands are ruining the world if you thought that was mean you should hold on to your hats during his angry rant mahare said that Melania should break up with Trump for wait for it a Mexican man in that case what would Trump's face look like mahare thinks Trump would implode on his own about it I think that's a great way to go about politics this did not mean mahair was done though he went out out of his way to set up Melania and Jerry Hall who is married to rert Murdoch and was an unexpected Ally it looks like these two could work together to beat their Super Rich Republican monster spouses just like superheroes do who would have thought mayor would become the next big thing on reality TV at this point Maher really pulled the knife out he said that Trump and Murdoch are the kinds of people who can't stand being alone and being shamed in public what he said next was that cavemen like Trump and Murdoch can't handle one thing an ego lashing in May here's World Melania Trump's breakup with Trump would be like Superman's weak spot the funny stuff on the other hand didn't end there may made us feel like we were in a Tablo by making us think about what would happen if Melania really did leave Trump it's right there on the front page how Melania lost 200 lb of flab would you rather have Melania osar De La Hoya best I've ever had who the comes up with these ideas mahair also wrote 25 things you don't know about Melania Trump for US Weekly while she was working there I can promise you that these were not your average filler items some of the things he got Melania to say were I hope I push little girls everywhere to marry for money and that poor poor woman is my secret service code name melan Trump has been in the news a lot lately I was talking about her in the monologue and she's on the cover of Us Weekly with uh this cover my side of the story all the stars do it at Tim gun has done it you have his he'll be out here in a minute and I did it uh it's practically a right of passage you have mine there you go wow what a way to make things worse but my hair was the harshest she said that melania's whole job as first lady was an awful copy of Michelle Obama's she was even told to make a copy of Michelle's list by him that's a terrible loss in my book what does mahor think about the big guy you've heard what he said about Melania Trump has no plans to avoid mayar's amusing ey eyes you can be sure that what the comedian said about the ex-president wasn't nice Maher didn't just make fun of trump he went after his neck he played a guy who is so self-conscious that seeing criticism makes him fall apart uh I copied this list from Michelle Obama sometimes when I bounce light off my diamond Donald's hair will chase it like a cat I wish I knew why I have a recurring dream I'm pinned beneath a giant orangee sack of and if I could tell my younger self just one thing it would be this if you catch a leprechaun and he gives you one wish be more specific Maher says that Trump's world would fall apart if milania left him can you understand what you saw unfortunately for the genius who thought he was stable a divorce has brought him down it was still not over for Mah furthermore he had issues with the way Trump looked remember when Mah said that Trump's Touch of melania's hand showed off his creepy little monkey fingers it was just a small starter he went on to say that Trump's clothes were like boxy clown suits it looks like not Everyone likes the emperor's new style we must not let Trump's ego get in the way of our work Mayer says that Trump is completely dependent on melania's presence he will be lost without her his question we have a child made it sound like he thought Trump would be shocked that's so rude Mahar says Trump is so full of himself that he forgets about his own family but the real killers mahair used rert Murdoch as an example to show how Trump is like another controvers person he said that these two are to blame for the whole world's problems are you sure it's true at this point it looks like the fate of our planet is in the hands of two people it's also said that they are both terrible Republicans and very very rich mahair was critical of everything even Trump's ties to the media when he criticized Trump he made it sound like he thought the former president was so gullible that fox news's words of support could change his whole mood in Slovenia I was a catalog model which is what you call a model you order out of a catalog I have no first language I hope I Inspire little girls everywhere to marry for money Trump swings back and forth like a Weather Vein following the wind from Fox News the most biting part of mahir's roast may have been when he talked about Trump's past marriages Trump's joke wives don't leave you you leave them makes it sound like he has a problem with being turned down mahair believes that Trump's pride is so weak that he has to step in to save face mahair then said that Melania Trump's breakup with Trump might end his reign of terror as if that wasn't bad enough already that's pretty scary right the thought that the powerful Trump Empire could fall apart with the help of just one woman your unhappiness is obvious you despise his creepy little monkey fingers touching your hand so kick him to the curb slap away that hand for good no more no more stealing your makeup