August 2024 Top Twitch Clips

Mario Party w/Friends Oh I'm going to scream. Oh come on. Off the rip?  I deserve it. I deserve-- I set this up. Come on,   dude. God dang it. This is not a good start. Real  bad. [CyYu: The hell is that?] That's Bowser.   Oh you fricking-- [C: You don't even have--  dude, you're in debt.] Hey guys can we uh,   can we just like reset? Is that fine if we just  we just reset the game? [Jowol: I wasn't paying   attention. If you reset, I wouldn't have  known.] (laughs) You got this though. It's   going to go slow. [C: You're going to give it.]  Ooh. [J: Oh God.] Not me, not it. [Sylla: Not it,   not it.] Frick. Not me, I have more coins.  [C: Please, please, please Ray, please Ray.]   Oh my fricking God. [J: God damn it. It went too  fast!] How many coins you have? [J: Ray, you're   welcome.] [C: Literally one coin--] (laughs)  A one coin difference. [J: It split,   it split the coins. I just gave you coins.]  [S: I'm sorry!] [J: Don't be sorry.] You,   you can make it up to us by getting a three. Yes.  (laughs) [S: Oh my God.] Yes! [J: Thank you.] The   script! [J: Frick you, CyYu!] The script! [J:  These fricking hands got the power to take on   the boss.] [C: The boss.] [J: The boss.] How  would you spell boss? [J&C: B-a-w-s.] (laughs) You guys had that fricking synchronized. What the  frick? God damn. Fricking echo in the call. [C: Oh   my God, somebody else frick up, dude. He's going--  he's actually really like manageable right now.   No!] (laughs) I was about to say you're tempting  fate. [S: That was so funny ] Content, content,   content. [J: I got balls of steel. Let's  get it, boys.] Don't you have balls of wood,   cuz you're a doll? [J: They're porcelain.  Look at my fricking name, Ray!] I'm so sorry.   I didn't mean-- I'm getting a little heated,  I'm throwing out slurs. I'm, I'm so sorry. I'm   so sorry. I take it back. [J: You put the name in  your fricking chat, channel-- your fricking title.   What does my name say?] I did not do that. Glasses  did, not me. [J: Say my fricking name.] Jowol. [J:   Say my name, Ray.] Jowol. Heisenberg. [J:  My Twitch name. Say my Twitch name.] What   do you want from me? [J: Say my Twitch name.]  PorcelainMaid. [J: What does the first fricking   part of that name say?] Poor. Cuz you're about to  frick this up. (laughs) [J: This fricking guy.] [C: Okay that's not bad, but it's not  perfect.] 10. (laughs) I told you. You're   going to love the script. [C: (sighs)  Glasses, delete Ray's Twitter account.] [C: Fricking.] [J: Ray. I need you to stop.] [C:  I see, I see what you're doing.] [J: Ray!] [C: I   see what you're doing.] I'm just, I'm just a  fricking freeloader, dude. (laughs) [J: Dude,   get this guy off my fricking couch. Aren't you  married? Go fricking live with your wife.] Oh my   god. [C: 23?!] I didn't-- I probably deserved one  of those coins. [S: We were playing Minecraft.]   Oh. I got to go. Something came up. I got to  go. [Froggy: Wait, what do you mean?] Froggy,   you don't know the lore? You don't know the  lore? [F: No?] Oh dude, that's-- [F: What do   you have against Minecraft?] I was-- [Arielle  laughs] Froggy, from, from 2012 to 2015,   I was a professional Minecraft let's player. [F:  Wouldn't you love Minecraft then?] No. [F: Okay,   I wasn't a professional Minecraft let's player,  but I was playing Minecraft from like when I   was born to now.] Do you know what the uh, do you  know what the Tower of Pimps is? [F: No.] No, she   hasn't played Minecraft. You're a fricking liar.  You don't know. [laughs] You don't know what it   is [F: What? Wh--what? Huh?] She doesn't know the  lore, dude. [F: What is the Tower of Pimps?] [A:   She doesn't know.] She doesn't know. [A: She has  no idea.] Pepelaugh. [F: I build whatever I want.   What do you mean?] [A: Okay, aside from that,  what's everything you know about Ray?] The silence   is deafening. [F: Ray.] Yeah. [F: A streamer.]  Good. [A: Uh huh.] [F: Ray has a beautiful wife.]   Yeah, true, based. [F: Uh a wonderful personality,  a winning smile. Ray uhhh, is... (whispers) are   you Mexican?] Jesus Christ. [A: (screams) That  was the worst time for Zen to join. That was the   worst-- what the frick?] Hi Zen, how are you? Oh  you get to warp with somebody. Not me. Oh okay,   thank God. [F: Wait, what just happened?]  She got a warp block, so you two just warp   positions. [A: You just, you just traded.] Oh  don't warp with me. [A: Um.] You guys warped   right back. (laughs) [A: You just traded back. You  just traded back.] I fricking love this game. All   right Zen, I know what you're thinking. I have the  only star you can steal, but we're an alliance. So   you're just going to take coins, right? From like  Ari? [A: Don't do this.] No, it's up. The coin one   is up. You're accidentally hovering over stars.  The coin one is on top. Like up, up and then A.   Thanks man. [A; No, no.] No, you, you went down  again. You went down again. So you want to go up,   up and A. Thanks man. Yeah, then you hit A again.  You hit A again. [A: No! No! No, no! No! I'm done,   I'm out. I'm not playing this fricking game  anymore.] Ayo, alliance! Alliance! Let's   go! (laughs) How do you feel about me though? [A:  That's up for debate currently. I think if I got   one solid let's play I'd feel better.] You got  to be fricking kidding me. (laughs) [A: Just one   solid let's play.] Absolutely not. [A: Just one?]  (sighs) [A: To repair our friendship?] [F: No.   Why, why would it show that? Why would it--]  Yeah, hold on, hold on. Let's playyy! Yo Froggy,   do you know uh, I used to go cakeless? [F: What?  What does that mean? What do you mean by that?]   I just I'm, I'm a cakeless guy. [F: Wh- what?]  Ari holding it in makes it funnier. What does   this mean? Oh I'm just referencing my time at  Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter with old   memes from 10 years ago, actually probably like 12  years ago, cuz I'm old as frick. All right you're   a good position here if you uh-- [A: You should  pick the yellow one for me.] [Zen: This is going   to be such a good roll.] Let's see. Ooh. That  was the wrong one. Yikes. [F: Damn. At least your   butt stopped puckering.] [A: She's just dead.]  [Z: You are such a bitch, Arielle.] (laughs) Uh we're stuck in limbo. [A: (laughs) What happens  now?] How did you do that? [F: Wait wait, okay.   Go-- if we go up the hill, and then let go, then  we'll roll back really far, and then we can--] [A:   I can't even breathe, Froggy. You expect me to fix  this?] [F: Hold on, let go, let go.] Zen, we may   be here a while. [F: Hold on, let go. We can,  we can work this out.] [Z: There's no fricking   shot.] [F: Oh frick me. Okay hold on, we have to  go up the hill.] [A: Okay no no no, we got this,   we got this. Roll back, roll back, roll back.]  Okay, now you go back. There you go, yeah there   you go. Now you got it, now you got it. [A: Go  go go go!] Let's go! Oh no! No! [A: (laughs) Okay   no no, we'll fix this, we'll fix-- just go,  just go, just go go go go!] [Z: Really fast,   really fast.] All that for nothing. [F:  What the frick?] [A: It's time for speed!] [A:   This hurts so bad!] Come on! Let's go lesbians,  let's go! [A: (laughs) Don't make me fricking   laugh right now!] Come on! [F: I'm standing  up!] Oh God. [A: Oh my God, oh my God. Holy,   that hurts.] I'm sweating. [F: I can smell my pits  right now.] [A: I almost lost it when you said   let's go lesbians. I almost lost it.] I was trying  to inspire you. Did it work? Okay, so we have to   run to the end holding the bulb. Whoever's  holding the bulb can't do anything. Whoever   doesn't have the bulb we can punch ghosts to clear  the way. [A: Okay.] [Z: So what you're saying is   we could lose?] We could, we could lose. We could  throw. But surely we wouldn't do that, right? Cuz   we're besties. [Z: And nobody gets any points,  right?] Well I mean, I don't know-- No no no no,   Zen! Frick. I tried to punch her. I knew exactly  what she was going to do. [F: Zen!] I knew exactly   what she was going to do. [A: Zentreya!] [F: What  the frick?] [A: Zennifer!] [F: Zen!] [A: Are you   kidding me?] And of course she had the bulb dude,  of course she had it. [F: I hate you.] I would   need another star to win. Are there only two or  three? I forgot on this. Oh here we go. Oh my   God. [A: Okay. I think Zen still wins by coins. I  think Zen still wins by coins, but I am very close   behind her.] Let's go! [F: Oh thank God.] [A:  There's no way, bro.] I had more coins and I got   two of the bonus stars. [A: Oh that's right, you  got two-- (laughs)] Men, men, men. No wait hey,   hold on. We didn't see it-- She disconnected!  Wait, where'd she go? Wait Zen, you didn't see   my celebration. Wait Zen, come back! Zen? Zen,  where'd you go? Zen? She rage quit, dude. Zen   it's not Thursday, you can't rage quit. [Look  at me when I'm speaking to you. You understand   Grand Theft Auto IV me? You're doomed. You're doomed. You're all  doomed. Your life of sin is over. Understand?] Anyway. (sniffs) Y'all hear something? He's still alive-- I got him. Wait! Is there  one close by? He's driving away. Wait! Taxi!   Taxi. (hustles) Taxi! No. Fricking-- He's  getting every light. Taxi! (laughs) Taxi!   Taxi! Oh shit. No taxi, frick. Frick,  taxi. I'm taking this one. Frick you.   [You ain't no fricking match for me.] Oh!  Oh he landed on the truck! That was sick.   All right thanks buddy. What the frick?  Are you out of your mind? Yo, that's,   that's my fricking boyfriend! Where the  frick are you going? Where are you going,   huh? Yeah? Yeah? Hope you like Italian food cuz  I'm taking you to Olive Garden. What the frick? So are you excited for the bread sticks or?  [My legs. I can't feel my legs.] I tried to   Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine mercy kill him. Guess I can't do that. Didn't  know this game was woke. Hell yeah. We Halo 3. Oh that guy just died on his own, I think. Oh  but I can't, I can't sprint. Oh and if you drop   it that's that? Oh I'm a fricking doofus. Pick it  back up! It had like 140 rounds-- well all right.   Lesson learned. [Now none of our ships can get  past the gun.] Butter fingers. Butter fingers,   sorry. Maybe it's like a T-Rex thing, right?  I can't like move my hands because I'm in this   giant suit, so I have to like-- it's too low.  Can a normal human pick it up for me? I can't   bend over. And then uh, Rorschach says the  Orks have two gods, Gork and Mork. You can't,   you can't tell me their God names are Gork and  Mork. (laughs) Yo chat, tag yourself. Are you   Gork or are you Mork, dude? The two genders.  Uh you can't tell them apart because Gork   is brutal but cunning and Mork is cunning  but brutal. This seems like a shitpost.   [Kill them all!] (laughs) You fricking what,  mate? Oh another purity seal. Superior fury?   Okay. Fury mode now drains more-- [I'm an  adult virgin.] Okay fricking-- I picked up   the thing that made me a virgin? Yo, can  I put it back? No! I want to have sex! (laughs) Look at his fricking eyes.  Bro can see the fricking future. Hey   man. (laughs) Fricking, frick you.  Unh! All right what do we got here? Resident Evil (1996) Randomizer Oh it's Krauser? Also-- fricking Kendo  is dead! RIP Kendo. Krauser ate him.   [Frick!] (laughs) Wait, where did Piers  go? Wait, that's that's the girl from   Resident Evil 7. Wait what the-- where did  Piers go? Get Krauser! [Well now.] (laughs) Okay yeah, we need some keys. Shut up. [They'd all  be here eating dinner right now if-- That's good.   Any luck with your brother? (crazy laugh) You  want to help?] (laughs) I don't have a brother,   silly. [We have to get to the  nest.] All right all right,   I got a little too close. Frick me. Incoming  Nemesis? That's what I'm worried about,   a tyrant showing up. Especially a small  area like this where-- Oh! Jesus fricking   Christ. (scared silence) Oh shit. Who's going  to open this door, chat? Oh my God, it's...uh... It's...a dog! Oh! All right what's in here? This--  oh. Oh I'm in a cutscene, I'm in a cutscene. I'm   still in a cut-- oh my God, shut the frick up,  Misty. Misty, you're getting destroyed. Is there   any reason to be in here? Oh there's something  in the corner. All right well frick, there's the   lighter. Oh my God, it's, it's if you get close to  the window. It's not even a button prompt. Misty,   you stupid bitch! All right we're good. All  right frick it, let it ride. Probably going to   need that. Don't do it. It's a-- it's the broken  shotgun. No! It's the broken one! (screams) No!   Frick. All right guys, we have four-- surely  dude, four more hits? We got this. It's not   looking good. 21. That's a lot of bullets though.  Okay. That was 26. Hey, how about a pistol to   fricking use it? Oh my God, okay. That's a lot  of bullets. I opened the door on accident. How   about the fricking handgun? (screams) Guys, it's  my favorite thing to do. I'm ready to unlock the   door, okay. Ahem. Watch a master at work. Uh  that one, that one, that one, that one, that   one. Over here. That one, that one, that one, that  one. [Approximately 10 hours later.] Shit, nope. Easy. That's the 51 difference.  All right bees, can you be cool?   Poggers. Shylily, can you not be a bitch?  Frick. You know what? (laughs) Fricking-- I   got to go, my planet needs   me. (laughs) Oh my God, that's the clip.  Light, rewind that shit. It was great. (laughs) Fricking-- I got to go, my planet  needs me. Bop, bop, bop. [You can't aim that   rail gun anymore. You either going to  lure the tyrants into his line of fire,   or shoot them with your guns. Rose is such  a picky eater. All she ever wants is fruit   puree.] (laughs) Who gives a frick about  your kid? All right this guy's telling me   how to kill Tyrant? Huhu, my baby only eats  fricking fruit parfait. Fricking, I'm made   of mold. Frick you, Ethan. Idiot. Damn it.  Is it three? [Please, kill me.] (laughs) Jesus Christ man, we just messed up the password.  It's not the end of the world. Whose voice was   that? Jessica? [Evacuate immediately.]  Jessica. (laughs) Yo, she's shimmying.   (laughs) Oh no! (laughs) Isn't this like Lot's  sister from Survive? What happened to you?   Or Survivor rather? Hold on. Nyoom. (laughs)  Everyone's fricking dead. Oh the randomizer's   falling apart. Oh Jesus! (laughs) Claire, you're  great. Why do you have a red aura below you?   All right anyway. Hey Jessica. (laughs)  Fricking, the, the randomizer's falling   dude, it's falling apart. Holy frick. Oh my  God, BleeperWagon, I have that duck. Hold on,   I have that duck. I love Yakuza. I literally have  the duck that you just used as an emote. (laughs) [Argh!] (laughs) Kendo, are you okay? I  didn't mean to click load. [Argh!] Hell yeah,   Kendo. All right. Oh frick. All  right itchy tasty room. All right   what's going to be in here? It's...  uh, nothing. [dramatic music] My God! Uh hello? Oh my God! Uh okay, see ya. Frick, frick  frick frick frick. Yep, frick. Yep, yep. I'm dead,   I'm dead. I got unlucky. All right well. Hm.  All right. Oh my god. Oh he-- I despawned.   Oh these guys are terrible. He knocked me into the  wall. The game broke. He crashed the game because   he knocked me out of the wall. Well. [And that's  why we're going to find him. Step aside!] (laughs) [Basement music] Yeah! [Basement music] The best song in video  game history. Uh. Oh she's going to slowly rise   up to the heavens. Light, maybe speed up this clip  in the uh, comp. Light, at this point rewind it,   and then slow it down. [Slo-Mo Guys sound effect]  All right Light, bring it back here, rewind,   fast forward, cut to a clip of a completely  different game. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Give me the   milk! Give me the milk! Daddy want milk! Light,  give yourself a round of applause. [Yay!] And   there she goes. Damn it. Whenever I do this,  I'm always surprised. The Ray way is the best   way? True. Maybe not in this specific situation  but. Tina, you may have to cancel my flight to   Seattle cuz I'm still going to be here. Um. There  we go. Just kidding! And that's how you do that.   Oh! And I'm rewarded by a fricking tyrant in the  room. Rad. [You are all not as strong as me.]   All right we got lucky there. We got very lucky.  We did not get lucky. The luck is gone, the luck   is gone. The luck is gone. Oh I'm in another  cutscene. Oh I'm in another cutscene. Oh frick.   Uh. Oh God, this is bad. This is real bad. This is  real fricking bad. I need to heal. I can't move. Chibi, you broke my fricking stream, dude.  Chibi, you broke my stream. Chibi! Bruh!   Something on this shelf. Can I push this? Yeah,  okay. Oh yeah, that's for that. Um. Oh is there   something in this box? Please tell me it's in  this box. (screams) [Chibi: Where's Scotland?]   London 2012 Olympics w/Chibi, Nagzz & Matt Uh Scotland wasn't invented yet. [C: Which one-a  you's shat on the toilet? You ever seen that?]   Yeah. Oh Scotland's the one to the right of  uh, P3. You Jamaican me crazy. Heheh. Got   her. [Nagzz: Is it time?] It's time. 12 years  in the making. He's coming back. [N: Italy,   now is your time.] [C: Oh my God.] [N: Now's  your time, Italy.] Mark Nutt! There he is! He's   back! The legend! [Matt: Mark Nutt!] [N: Hey  Sal, how you doing? How's everybody doing in   the audience today? Five? Hey you know what we say  about five? Five? Hey, it's keeping us alive. How   you doin?] [M: Wow that was far.] [N: We got six.  You know what we say about six?] What do you say   about six? [N: Hey, we pick up sticks. Boom. How  you doin? You know what we say about eight? I'll   tell you what we say about eight. How you doin? We  make it fricking great.] (laughs) [M: Why do you   say how you doin between every single one?] [C:  How you doin?] That was really well done. Oh you   can set the height of the bar. You know what? I'll  go-- [C: Max it out. Max it.] Okay, so 1.5 is the   lowest. How high-- [C: I'm, I'm maxing it, dude.]  Oh my fricking god. [M: Is she a kangaroo? What   the frick?] You know what? You know what? I'll do  it for the memes. I'll do it for the memes. [N: Oh   my God. Imagine he gets this.] There's no fricking  shot I get this. Okay. You see that, you see that   mark on the ground? Hup! [C: What?] [M: Too high.  Wait, so you have to like--] I don't think you can   jump that high. I went under-- [C: You didn't even  get close!] Will you be the first one to make--   are you going all the way to the top? [C: Yes  Matt, yes.] [M: I'm going all the way, dude.] Why   not, dude? I hope you do it, I hope you do it. [M:  Me too.] Bro, I could have make that if you gave   me a ladder. [N: Oh?] (laughs) [M: Oh you have  to like flick it? Like you let go?] Bro, you just   ran past it. You're like no shot. [M: I ran right  past.] Absolutely not. [N: You were getting ready   for the track and field competition.] Absolutely  not. [M: All right, all right. Ah!] (laughs) [M: There is no way she's making it up.] No,  there's no shot. [M: There is not a chance.]   There's no shot. It says skip right there. [C:  Wait, I want to see my 360 though.] [M: It's   funny. Don't skip.] [N: It is funny.] [C: Can I  see my 360?] You get your boost pretty quick by   the way, so you can use it more uh, generously  than we did. [C: Come on, do it, do it.] Here,   here it is. (laughs) [N: Oh that's sick.]  [M: That's pretty sick.] [C: It looks like   you. It literally looks like you, but buff.]  That doesn't look like Nagzz at all. [N: Hey,   how you doing? It's me.] [M: It looks like  them if he had more hair.] [C: Well like if   you weren't like balding.] (laughs) He has too  much hair. [N: It's me, Deluca. I'm starting my   right swing. Ayy I'm starting my left swing. Ayy  I'm going back to the right. Ayy I don't know what   I'm doing. I'm locking the power. Doing a little  twirl, a thing, and then bup!] (laughs) [N: Ay!]   Like the blue wedge. [N: In the circle? Okay.]  Yeah yeah. [C: Wait. Noah Washington?] [M: Dude,   the president.] It's him. [C:  It's him.] [N: It's him, bro.] Okay that's good, good power. [M: Hup!]  Oh my-- (laughs) You sent that shit to   the moon. [N: Bro, this is my favorite, this is  my favorite one so far.] [M: Look, I was trying   to get us back to the Moon. America hasn't been  for a while.] [C: Oh my gosh.] [M: The greater   the the spin--] Too late. (laughs) [C: Ooh slay!]  That was-- all right. Hell yeah. Got to make sure   I save the boost for the end. (heavy breathing)  I'm running my heart out and I'm only in   second. [M: Yeah dude, I know.] [C: Dude, Chibi's  in first! What the frick are you running away   from?] [C: My demons. My past.] I can't fricking  keep up. She's too fast! [C: Adderall!] No,   fricking Vincenzo or whatever the frick his  name is. [N: She's cracked!] Oh, oh! Frick you,   bitch! Frick you bitch, frick you bitch! Yes! Yes!  Frick you bitch, frick you! Let's go! Let's go!   [C: I didn't know, I didn't know-- Oh my god, I  thought you guys were talking about food and you   were talking about--] Let's go! Oh this like the  uh, the main menu, the title screen. [C: Oh BBL,   that's what I'm going to get.] (laughs) That was  funny. That was a good joke. [M: We go all out.] [C: Nice, beautiful. Ohhh.] [M: It didn't do the  down, oh my God. She, she died. She's dead.] That   that is brutal. [C: You just gave her an enema.]  [M: All right let's just go ahead and uh-- You   did 210, right?] [C: Yeah, Nagzz did 210.] [M:  Let's just go for the world record then.] This   will be a world record. [N: World record.] [C: Oh  my God. Clip it, clip it. Let's see. [This will be   a world record.] [M: It will.] [C: Oh my god.]  [M: Oh it won't be. Oh my God, it's so heavy!]   (laughs) Uh oh, uh oh! (laughs) The instant panic,  instant panic. All right here we go. He's going   back. Matt is going back. Or wait, this is, this  is-- sorry, this is Nagzz. Sorry. All right. [C:   I kind of want to smack your head.] Like a  drum. [C: You ever see like a bald person   you just want to go (smacks)?] Yeah. All right  here we go. [C: Ooh nice angle, nice.] [M: Oh   that's actually a really good angle. I fricked  up my angle.] [C: Mr Clean, I said Mr Clean.]   Oh? [C: Yes, yes?] Oh, oh? [M: Almost there.]  Let's go! Woo! [M: Well in that case, how do I   throw this at the cameraman?] [C: Oh I forgot to  flip forward again. I get it though, I don't--   no!] Foul. [C: How was that a foul?] You were just  fricking holding it. You never even released-- [C: Yeah. Your suit makes it look like  your bird has really weird legs.] [M:   An eagle?] [C: Yeah.] Oh perfect angle, let's see  it. [C: Are you kidding?] Yo, world record? World   record? [C: Are you kidding? Are you kidding?] [N:  Oh that's a world--] Oh my God! Yo! 100? [C: Why   am I here? Why am I here?] Holy frick. [C: Ooh  that was really--] Oh? Okay? [N: Okay?] Oh no,   you just stepped over it. [N: Get the frick--]  Let's see. Oh! When you were celebrating,   when you were celebrating! [C: How you doin?] [N:  What the frick was that?] Oh yeah, there's way   more. I'm just picking this one so you guys can  practice. [M: I thought the trampoline was also   still-- it's like we're in the same universe.]  Ooh I was late on that. (laughs) Hey uh,   I did a quick test. It will not automatically  hit the button for you. You do have to hit it,   you do have to hit it. [N: Ay! Ayy, I'm back.] [C:  Drop it on your head.] All right making a call. [N: Hey!] (laughs) [N: Hey, I took a fall,  I stumbled, but we always get back up. You   know how it is. How you doin? How you  doin?] Motherfricker tripped over his   shoelaces. All right Hammish. [M: I'm taking  silver you know, I don't know, three days a   week?] Yeah. [M: Every other Sunday we'll slip it  or something.] Oh perfect, come on, come on. Give   it to me, give it to me! [N: That's got to be it,  that's got to be it.] Oh! Hammish Wilson! Let's   go! [N: Holy shit!] Frick Deluca! Oh you get a  delayed start if you frick up too, so there's   a penalty. Oh my God, I hear-- what's happening  behind me? [C: Ah!] (laughs) [N: Oh my God. Bro.]   [Chibi screams] [N: What the frick is that?] [M:  You're like dead over there.] I heard-- [N: What   the frick is that?] I heard all the  hurdles and I couldn't fricking focus.   Thank Goodness You're Here Is she just playing-- feed fish and son. She  put a card on the screen. (laughs) All right   I see what we're doing here. Oh no, oh  no, oh no. [I love you. Ah! I love you.   I love you.] (laughs) Well. I did it, you're  welcome. Bumberly Close, chippy, and the farm.   Hey man. [I'm looking for tits.] (laughs) Hell  yeah, brother! I-- you probably mean like a bird,   but still. Pie. It could happen to you. This is  a Bobby Bash area. [I've got a sausage here.] Oh.   [Would you like it? Here you go. Ah. I've dropped  it. That's okay. I've got another. Ah I've dropped   it again. It's all right. I've got some more  inside. Back in a mo.] (laughs) Okay. (laughs)   At least he had extra. [Hello! I'm a worm!]  Oh hello. [One thing you ought to know about   worms,] All right. [We love rain. One time,  I went up for my rain, but it wasn't rain.   It was a bird playing a cruel  trick. You're not a bird,   are you? I should hope not. I'm a worm.]  No I'm just a, I'm just a little-- Anyway. So uh, they're fricking. Let's go. [My beautiful baby boy. And bigger  than I thought. Father?] Oh god. [Father?] Oh! [Cream of the crop.] Oh is this  going to be the thing that was closed? Yeah   yeah yeah. Okay. That's what good pussy sounds  like, chat. I wouldn't know. I-- maybe, I assume?   I've never had sex. I like her chips tattoo.  Hey. [I can't believe this queue! I've been   here for 40 minutes! Marge, come on, hurry up! I'm  eating for two here! And I'm pregnant!] (laughs) I got it. [Ooh I've never had a bath  before. So you come here often? This   is awfully nice.] Room for one more? [I got  it from a cat boot sale. No I went and I was,   I said that's an awfully-- Oh my.] Huh?  Oh yeah, oh yeah. Give me the milk.   Give me the milk! Daddy want milk! Oh. Please tell  me that's milk. That's milk, right? Oh hell yeah.   Round three, baby. [Ooh feels good.] Oh. [Ooh.  That's enough.] (laughs) Cheek to cheek, harass   a service worker. Well at least he liked it that  time, kind of. (laughs) [You got some head on that   pint, Rog. I know, it's nearly as big as mine!]  Ahaha hey! [It is fricking massive.] (laughs) Jesus. I mean he's not wrong, but holy frick.  Oh he. [Florence, Florence, no seriously. That   was Mum. Dad's been in an accident. Oh my  God! Yeah, he's in hospital on life support.   What happened? He was on his motorbike, going  proper fast, and then he remembered he had you,   and he drove off a bridge. You're a  proper bitch you, Kerry!] (laughs) Jesus. [Now I'll can't buy tea tonight.]  More money. [Send us flying like   a kite. Don't be shy, I like it rough.] All right.  [Zen: Ray get the frick out of the call.] I'm so   Pummel Party w/Friends sorry. I'm so sorry, I don't know how I snuck  in here. It's a bunch of vtubers, and I'm just   a guy so uh. All right ladies, have fun. I'll see  you you guys later. Okay. All right I left the   call. I was scared, I didn't know what to do. I  fricking uh. Uh stream's over, I'm going to go uh,   fricking cry. Bye. [Toma: I was at her place, or  I'm still at her place. And we were eating eggs.   Yeah. [Matara: Okay. Why, why, why?] Oh yeah, what  was the egg thing about? [T: I'm not too sure,   but basically she asked me, and she was like hey  we're going to egg max.] [M: Okay. I thought y'all   were like-- I'm at an age where that just means  freezing your eggs. Right?] [T: Oh.] Yeah, I'm 35   so I don't know what that meant. [M: Yeah, yeah,  me neither. I was like, is this, is this skibbidi?   What, what is, what is that?] Oh dude, you rizzing  over there? You the rizzler? [Z: Don't start.] [M:   They're the rizzler with the egg maxing.]  (laughs) Don't start. [M: With the gyatt.] Zen,   would you give me your Ohio? We're close. [Z:  Don't you fricking start.] Yeah okay, all right.   Too much Fanum tax. I got you, I got you. [T:  No, not the Fanum tax.] [M: You're so skibbidi   with the eggs max.] [T: Oh no actually guys  I might have to go.] [Z: I'm fricking dead   inside.] [T: Are you okay?] [M: Ray, would  you like to know the meme play?] Yeah,   let's hear it. [M: The teleporter.] Oh I could,  but I can't roll my dice after. [M: Yeah you-- no,   I thought you could.] No you-- it says you  cannot roll your dice after swapping. I'm,   I'm going to save it. Let me see. Open a good  or bad chest, let's see, let's see. [Cotton:   (gasps) Wow.] [M: What are you gonna get? Oh!] [C:  You got the succ.] [M: Are you getting teleported   for free?] I'm getting teleported anyway. Hello  ladies. [M: And you pick up free keys! You   whore!] Uh hey, you know what? The teleport was  a great idea, Matara. Thank you so much. I agree,   that was great. That was great. [C: That's crazy.]  Yeah. [M: Oh my God, people told me that you write   scripts for these games, and I didn't believe  them.] As a former let's player, I had to script   everything out to make it like good content, so  I still do it to these day-- this day. [C: This   is really hard. Is there no zoom in?] Uh let  trigger should zoom in if you can. Hey man  [C: Hey, can you--] Oh frick! Oh! (laughs) Holy  frick. [M: Pain is like the M um, MSG of life,   you know? You sprinkle it and it just,  it's good.] [C: I bought it recently,   oh my gosh. I start adding it to everything,  dude. PB&J sandwiches? Oh my God.] What are you   adding? [M: MSG.] [T: You add MSG to your PB--]  I don't know what that is. [C: Yeah. It's mono   sodium gl-glutamine? I don't know. It's like a,  it's a flavor enhancer. It's so good. It's umami,   it's like a different flavor. It's so good ] Do  you think there's an u-daddy? [M: Ugh, I hated   that!] Just asking a question. I think we're all  winners, guys. [M: Yeah, we're all winners here.]   Yeah. Violent, violent bitch. [M: Blood thirsty.]  [C: I did it. Haha. Ooh.] It's me, ya boy. [M: Look at you floating away. I think  that's Zen or Cotton. Oh it's Ray.]   Thank you. [M: Who invited Ray?] [C: Wait a sec.  Wait, you're good? Wait. Huh.] [M: I think Ray has   the most now, cause Zen--] If I somehow stole  this from Zen again, she's going to murder me,   and this going cry for help-- oh no. Oh no.  (laughs) Oh no. Not again. [C: Scripted,   scripted.] Uh yeah, the script prevails again.  [Z: Oh my God ] [M: What uh, when was the last   time y'all cried?] Ooh. That's a good question.  [T: Very very good question.] [Z: Five minutes ago   when I lost.] (laughs) [M: I love trauma bonding.]  [C: Me too. You want to get in a car accident   together?] [M: Whoa, whoa.] Can you hit me, so  I'm involved? [C: That's crazy ] [M: And then,   oh my God, and then Cotton you can console his  wife, and get closer to her.] Whoa hey, actually   I live. No hey, hold on. I live forever actually.  [M: I live, bitch. And his wife had taken out   insurance on his life.] [Z: These are some  crazy convos.] [C: Oh wait, what the frick?]   That's going to be me. That's going to be you  hitting me and taking Tina. You just recreated   it. The battle of last place happening right  here. No Zen, please. Zen, get out of here.   You're not-- we don't want you-- Okay. Well frick.  [C: Oh my God.] Oh I fricking-- God dammit! [C: I   did the same thing.] I did it again! Stop  spawning me by a fricking ledge! [M: Thank   you Ray, for giving me a chance to win. I really  appreciate that from you.] Yeah, that's what I'm   doing for sure. Woman enjoyer, you know me. The  barrel that Toma has, if she puts it on someone,   they can't use items and they're damaged for  multiple turns? [C: Oh my God.] [M: Toma, remember   when you, when you just won? I was helping you,  and I was cheering you on. Remember that.] I'm   not sure the range on it, or if it's like-- [T:  Yeah what's the range?] [M: Toma, I was being   nice!] [T: What's the range on it?] I looked it  up so, you know. That would be cool if you-- it's   dripping on me. It's kind of hot. Why? [T: I was  just, I'm just curious, you know.] My head got   bigger. [C: Chibi, oh my god. [T: Can it get  any bigger?] Did you say Chibi? (laughs) [T:   Why is it so big?] [Z: Holy bobblehead.] Okay  guys, I'm going to cry. Please. [Matt: Yeah dude,   Party Games w/Chibi, Nagzz & Matt L Nagzz.] [Chibi: I'm on top. No, I'm on bottom!]  (laughs) [Nagzz: How the frick-- I guess we got   to give up.] We got to give up, yeah. [M: I  actually can't move, yeah.] You got to give up,   I think. Hey, you can move now. [N: Are  youfricking kidding? You give up right now,   you frick! You press B! You press B right now!  Don't you-- you better not. Fricking press B!   You better-- you fricking die! Don't you even!  Good! Don't you fricking dare! Die! Good! Holy   shit!] (laughs) [N: Oh my--] [M: Oh this is going  to be rough.] Yeah, you picked the one where we   can't see shit. [C: Hi, hi Nagzz.] [M: Stabilizers  seem lame so.] [Chibi screams] [N: Bro. Smile one   more time with your fricking character. One more  fricking time! (angry Italian)] [C: You're so bad,   dude!] [N: Why does it have boogers in his mouth?]  (laughs) Why does he have boogers-- [M: Oh this   sucks.] Oh shit. Oh frick! Oh my God,  Nagzz might win. Let's go. All right. [N:   NO! SHUT THE FRICK UP! SHUT THE FRICK UP! SHUT THE  FRICK UP!] [M: I shouldn't have even kept going. I   should have stood still.] [C: (laughs) I'm going  to throw up.] [M: Oh my God.] [C: Nagzz, I love   you buddy. You're the best.] Oh frick. [C: Watch  out for the falling blocks.] (laughs) [N: Fricking   shit! Why am I spawned up ther?] [M: You did warn  him to be fair.] Just move, just move out of the   way. Oh frick. [C: Nagzz, Nagzz, okay. Let's  start a, start--] [N: I-- It's, it's okay. It's   okay.] [M: Shit, I was worried about that.] Oh  that's fine. Ooh. [N: Who the frick do you think   you are, huh? Who the frick is this guy?] [M: Your  worst nightmare, Nagzz.] [N: Flip it around! Flip   this shit around right now.] [C: I got you, Nagzz!  Alliance!] That's rough. [C: Why did you do that?]   Why me? [N: I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing  it.] [C: Nagzz, you see what's going to happen?   Nagzz, you're stupid. You're so stupid. You're so  stupid, you're so stupid, you're so stupid!] [N:   I'm tilted!] (laughs) I'm like what are you doing?  [C: Blue what you gotta blue, buddy. I'll be   fine.] [M: She's thinking about it.] [C: No way!  No, no!] [M: Damn it. I don't, I don't have any   blue.] [N: Shut up, shut up and put your fricking  card--] Let's go! [N: Plus four? You had to get--]   Let's go Matt, let's go! Dub, baby! [N: We played  excellent.] [C: We did, we played deliciously. We   played deliciously, we play deliciously.] [N:  We actually played very well.] [M: You did,   you really did.] The problem is we just played  better. [Nagzz and Chibi screaming and barking] [M: Oh dude, four meat? Holy shit.]  [C: Yeah yeah.] [M: One sec.] Oh   what's the inventory-- [N: Bro, I keep having an  invisible gun.] Oh if you-- Oh! Jesus fricking   Christ! [N: What the frick was that?] That  was a flare. [C: Matt said, I got something   for you.] [M: You're just desecrating a corpse.  What the frick?] [C: How do we know he's dead?   What if he was sleeping?] [M: Viking funeral.]  Oh! [N: Whoa. Did you do that to the dog?]   The dog is fine. [C: I didn't think it would--  (screams)] There he is! There he is! [N: Where?   Where? Oh my God, I'm coming to you guys.] He's  here! [M: Oh my God, oh my God.] [C: He's real,   he's real! He's inside of us.] [M: Well I  guess I got to use the--] Oh he's breaking   the tower. [M: That's where I'm standing! No  Bigfeet, stop!] I'm out of ammo. [M: He's got me,   he's got me!] I got knife. [C: I'm shooting him,  I'm shooting him in the butthole.] He has so   much health. [M: I'm dead.] [N: I have a totem to  revive you.] My game crashed. (laughs) My fricking   game crashed. Chibi, are you going to deafen for  this or you just going to yap with us? Donowalled.   [C: What would you guys prefer? What would you  guys prefer?] [N: For you to shut up, so I'm   down for whatever. Boom. You're literally stuck  in the rock. So if you're stuck in the rock-- oh.] [M: Can Chibi like spectate on us?]  [C: Yeah, I'm spectating you guys,   yeah.] [M: Oh okay.] [C: Oh oh Ray, look left  and up. Ohhh say can-- Look left more.] [N: Yeah,   she can be revived but you need the  body.] [C: No no, right more. No no no,   left like a little bit. Now look down a little.  No, up a little bit more. Ohh-- look down. Ohh   say-- look up a little bit more. Ohhh say can--]  (laughs) [C: Let's find out what gender it is,   guys.] All right. [C: Little, little mistake  Andy is. You ready?] Yeah. Shut up, we're doing   a gender reveal. [M: All right where are they?]  All right let see. [C: Is it working? Oh!] Hell   yeah. It's-- [M: It's beautiful!] [C: It's gay!]  It's gay! It's gay! [C: It's gay!] It's gay! Lead   him back to the battery. [M: To the battery,  okay.] Oh he ran away. [Matt screams] [laughs] Hey, the battery works. Just  wanted to see if it worked and uh,   it does. It explodes. [M: It certainly does.]  [C: He said hamana hamana--] Yeah, I thought   you got a sub. Ah he's-- yeah, I'm by the house.  [M: I'm, I'm coming Ray. It's going to take me a   minute.] Are you-- You're fricking in the water.  (laughs) [M: Uh hey, I just learned I can't swim   for forever, Ray. It's not good. (laughs)] [C: Oh  my God, he died!] Wait Matt, did you die? [M: I   can't swim for forever. (laughs)] You died on  your own? [M: Yeah. Why can't I swim that far?   That's not even that far of a swim! I barely  got in the lake.] [C: I cut to Matt drowning.]   The hard cut a Matt in the water. [M: I did, I  thought I was going to be so sneaky and smart,   like I was going to come from the water and get  him.] Oh my fricking God. Nagzz is going to be   so confused. Oh my God Chibi, did you get fourth  by four points? That's tragic. [C: Penis.] Oh,   oh wait, you have your loans. Never mind, I  forgot about the loans. (laughs) I forgot about   the loans. [C: Stop, stop!] I forgot about the  debt. Never mind, get fricked, idiot. [M: I forgot   about them.] [N: The loans start coming down,  stop, stop!] [Bricky: Yoink. Like, like zoinks   Mario Party Superstars w/Friends Scoob. Those civilians were unarmed.] [Lime: You  know what's good though? Now you guys can try to   steal a star from Bricky and not just from me.]  Jesus. [Matara: I can't believe you're laughing at   his jokes. No! This isn't part of the plan, Ray.  The script!] I have the worst sense of humor. I   laugh at anything. But you can use your scratch  off. [B: Do you think, do you think your stinky   GF knows this ghost?] [M: Um yeah, definitely.  She-- my stinky GF is-- oh yeah, that's another   member of the polycule. The woman had-- (screams)]  Oh my God! [L: I fricking love you! I'm going to   kiss you on the mouth in Japan and give you covid  again!] [B: Oh hey Ray, I got a question for you.]   Yes sir. [B: So you're in the shower, yeah?] Not  now, no. I'm streaming. [B: And like okay, so,   so you're in the shower. You got to pee, right?  You just like, just like pee right there in the   shower, like let it go down the drain?] Yeah  yeah yeah. [B: Naturally, okay. Yeah yeah, cuz,   cuz it's like, like save water. You're not going  to get out.] Yeah exactly, why would I get out?   That doesn't make sense. [B: Yeah exactly. All  right yeah, perfect.] [M: Ray is a shower peer.]   Are you a, are you a waffle stomper too or just  pee? [B: No, I'm just a, I'm just a pee guy.] Oh   you should try the other one. [B: Are you sure?]  Yeah yeah, give it, give it a try. It's not for   everybody. [B: Well okay, you deserved that, what  just happened to you right there. That, that was   karma.] I deserve everything that's ever happened  to me. Yeah, you would want-- [L: He's firing up   his lasers. [B: 300% beam, 2x pimpy, 3x bass.]  [M: Oh there was nobody in his way.] [B:   Do you know that reference, Lime?] [L: Sorry?]  [B: Like do you know, that reference?] [L: Oh no,   I was laughing at something else, but no I  was laughing at you. You're so funny!] [M:   Oh my God, look at him. He's so funny. Bricky,  you're such a funny guy.] You're getting dogpiled,   man. I'm sorry I'm not helping, I'm just on the  side. [M: You're so strong Bricky. You're so--   you're such a good gamer.] [L: He's such a such  a big strong man.] Jesus Christ. Jesus. [B: I'm   being I'm being emasculated again.] I feel like  I should report for bullying. Ooh. [B: Chance   time space. What the frick does that mean?] So  this like a slot machine, and it could be as   little as three coins which is nothing, or you  could move a star over. [B: Ooh. What's the,   what's the other one that's like just my  face?] That's like who goes to who. So   like you would pick for example, Lime give  star to Ray. That'd be funny. [L: Can you   stop putting ideas into his head.] I'm so sorry,  I'm just-- okay, okay perfect. Oh. Not, not Ray,   not Ray, not Ray, not Ray! Frick! No! Come on! No!  [M: I'm going to unmute just to laugh. Hahaha] I'm   charging back the subs, I'm charging back the  subs. [M: Ray, you're amazing and your script   is great, but I really want Lime to win.]  Well maybe she did. You don't see the-- you   don't know. [B: Shopping bonus.] Oh man, women  do be shopping though. [L: I didn't hit the   shop once.] [M: As long as it's not Ray.]  Uh oh, uh oh. Hold on. [B: I can still,   I can still win.] It might be a Bricky come from  behind. [L: The game just keeps giving fricking   stars to Bricky.] Eventful, ooh. [L: I didn't do  this either! Why does it--] [B: I don't think I   landed on this one.] Oh? [M: Limes, I think you  win!] I think you won on coins. [L: Wait, really?]   Oh never mind. [B: No no no.] Let's go! I think  that's it for me. [B: Absolutely robbed.] (laughs)   Uh I think the script strikes again. [L: I got  fricked.] You did, I'm so sorry. Yeah, there's   stickers in this game that you can like spam.  There's no reason to They're just kind of there.   And that's known as horny Yoshi. [Hades: What?!]  Look at him. [Tina: She, she's just reading the   sticker out. That's what it says.] He's getting  backshotted. [T: Babe.] He is, dude. [H: Wait, is   it in, is it in his butthole or his egg hole?] Do  you think they're two separate holes? I think he   just has the one. [T: I'm going to start calling  mine my egg hole.] Don't do that. (laughs) I beg   of you not to do that. [H: Babe, can you look at  my egg hole? I think there's something wrong.] No.   You know what? I can't-- I'm blind. I can't. [T:  Oh you know me, the old egg hole acting up. Like   were you just bouncing in place? That feels  unfair.] I'm trying to bounce where there's   like more real estate. Babe, if I jump in a  hole, will you let me touch a boob? [T: Yeah.]   Nice. [T: Let's go.] (laughs) Worth it. [T: Oh  is it use the most items? San might have made   you win that.] Oh yeah, because I kept getting  poisoned? [T: Yeah.] Daisy. [T: (gasps) Let's   go!] And San. [San: Let's go!] Did you have  more coins than me? I don't remember. Oh never   mind. (laughs) [T: Oh my God. Are you kidding?]  He strikes again. [T: They just shit on Yoshi too.   They're like everyone gets a bonus star, not you.]  [H: It's because I never landed on one of those   spaces even once.] [T: And no for Glen Coco.]  [Arielle: Hold on, can you show Ray your Xbox mic,   Mario Kart 8 Deluxe w/Friends Haruka?] Oh Jesus. You don't have to. [Haruka: Oh  you have to pay $50 for that.] (laughs) [Tina: Oh   I love it.] [H: I have the fan on too right  now cuz it's hot here.] [A: 15 things just came   flying at me.] Oh I was doing so well! Frick!  [A: I'm coming, Ray.] No you're not. [A: Yeah,   are you sure?] Oh no. Unh, no. No, I was doing  so well. Who picked this fricking map? Idiot.   Ah! I hate it here. [Grape: I hate this map  so much.] [Heavenly: One bullet bill is all I   need.] [A: Yippee!] [G: I fricking hate this map  so much.] No! [T: Oh my God, I got third.] I was   in first for seven or six left! I mean I'm still  second. Nobody throw a blue shell. [A: No! Run run   run run run run run. Okay, you know what? I'll  take it.] Are you-- not again, not like this,   not like this. Oh even Haruka stepped on the  brake too. She knows that bullshit. No! [HF:   Just one bullet bill please, just one. That's all  I need, just one.] [A: Okay, come here Ray, come   here.] I'm in second. Oh she had a banana. [A: Not  for long.] I fricking hate it here. [Froggy: No!]   Not again. Zen, no. Our alliance! Zen! [G: I hate  my life so much right now, dudes.] [HF: Yeah yo,   this car sucks. I'm going back to my old car.  It's so bad.] I can't have shit, dude. [H: Hey,   get fricked, Ray!] (laughs) [T: Babe, are you  playing as like the minion shy guy?] What? He's   not-- I-- he's not a minion. He's just yellow. [T:  He looks like a minion to me.] Banana. [T: That's,   that's minion coded.] Do you remember when I asked  you to marry me, I said could you be the minion   to my Gru? And you said yes. [T: I would have  said no, so absolutely not.] [HF: I can't even   imagine how hard that must be.] [A: Oh my God.]  I accidentally threw my shell forward? I'm a   fricking idiot! [HF: The mic cut out for a second,  so all I heard was (cut-off scream)] All you need   to know is I'm an idiot. We hung out with Fugi  recently. What is that? Oh my God, it's the Billy   Bass talking fish. (laughs) Holy frick. Holy shit.  [G: It's my favorite.] That's incredible. [G:   Take me to the river. (sings) Put me in the water.  Take me to the river.] I'm fricking crying. Oh   my god. [A: (screams) Sorry Zen.] Oh shit,  that was funny. [G: What the hell is going   on right now?] I just drove off the map!  I drove off the map! No! [A: Ray, I don't   know if we can be friends after this.]  That happens. Let's go, my wife. [T:   I didn't even finish.] Yeah, you're used to that  though honestly. [A: Whoa.] [HF: God! Goddamn!]   Just a, just a self burn, you know. We're working  on it with counseling. [HF: Goddamn.] [G: There's   like three blue shells on the map right now,  holy shit!] No! What the frick? No! What do   you mean? I won. I won, we're good, we're  good. We're fine. [T: Oh my God, I'm still   racing.] [G: What was that?] There were three blue  shells that hit me at once. [Zen: Fricking hell.]   I might have actually pissed, like my pants.  Oh frick, brother. [repeated nut button] What   Fields of Mistria happened? I blacked out. Oh she's cute. Oh muscle  mommy! Ahoy there, I'm Terithia. And who might you   be? Hopefully your fricking next life partner.  Ah that's right, Adeline mentioned her plan a   while back. I didn't realize someone had taken  her up on it. I run a tackle, a little tackle   shop out by the beach. Can you tackle me for a  price? I sell fishing rods and a small selection   of freshly caught fish. Feel free to stop by. The  fishing lady, yeah dude. I'm there. You can't date   the muscle mommy? Stardew better. (laughs)  Yeah, I need one more batch. Oh no, oh no. Frick. I don't think it'll be able to do it  tonight. Oh wait, maybe, maybe. There's a   chance. The extra's here just in case. Wooliest,  I'm liking this game a lot. Uh a lot more than   I thought to be honest. Oh wait, frick. No, I  got to eat him. Hold on. Oh no there's no way,   there's no way, there's no way. Hold on, I  can do it. I can do it. Okay, plant. No. I   missed. No! (laughs) Frick! Oh! A true afro? Oh  my God. These are cute clips. Absolutely. Hold on.   Are we, are we back right now? Oh my God, hold  on. Oh we are so back! We are so back! We are so   back! He's here! I feel more powerful than ever.  Ooh brown, spotted, and white. I guess we'll get   one of each for now. Fricking jump scare with the  name, Jesus. [Nix, get that button over there.]   Star Wars Outlaws Kay after the main character? You're catching  on. Oh shit! Hey guys, I just learned if you   double tap the B button too fast, you roll. Uh  don't do that. Yeah. I wanted to do my normal   this while I wait, but if you hit it too fast you  do that. All right well that's uh, that's on me.   [I should get my blaster cleaned. Go knock that  down.] (laughs) The fricking bonk noise. [Why is   it always me?] (laughs) Why is it always me and  I just fricking punch him right in the face. The   timing on that. I'm sorry buddy. I'm just buying  shit willy-nilly. I don't know what's good and   what's bad but uh, this vest was pretty good. Oh  Jesus! Did I-- oh I might have clipped this rock.   Okay. So be careful when you drive the speeder.  Oh right, let me aim this at you. Uh hey man. I   was told you do something cute-- Oh he plays dead!  Now you're dead for real. Are they behind me? Oh. All right. Well. Big gulps, huh? (laughs)  That is, that is unfortunate timing. (laughs) Misc. [Riku, don't go. Huh? Huh?] Donald pog.  [Kairi. What did you just say?] Long Donald   pog. [Riku. I'm no one, just a castaway from the  darkness. Sora, come here. Say something to him.]   [Erm, what the sigma?] Did that help? Oh wait,  oh! Hey man. Uh. Oh! Oh! Oh God! Ah! Duck o'   doom. Oh okay. Level 80. [fart noise] What the  frick? Yo, who ripped ass? What was that? Yo,   did I shit my pants? What the frick was  that, dude? (laughs) What the frick was that,   dude? Uh there's no map, but I don't know if  you can see-- is it going to show up again?   Sometimes you have like a little golden trail. Oh  there you go, right on cue. To kind of lead you   where to go. So there's like some exploration.  Oh! That was fricking rud. Hope they give the   maids a voice? Could be my voice. Actually they  kind of do have a voice, cuz I was taking damage   and I was moaning. [Tina: Ooh.] It-- they probably  have efforts. I don't think there's going to be   like a full voice cast. [T: I hope you voice that.  You should voice some moans.] Hoooyeah. Was that   good? [T: Yep, that's what I wanted.] I'm taking  damage. Hoooyeah. Factors of 32. Oh what the frick   are factors again? This stream is sponsored by  Factor! Do you want to cook meals at home at an   affordable price, that are really good and good  for you? Factor.com/Ray. Sign up for my code,   and we'll send you 80 boxes of food that you'll  probably throw away because you'll get fast food   anyway, you fat bastard. Thank you Factor  for sponsoring the stream. [Your town will   be attacked by many of Alan's creatures.] (laughs)  The fricking hand. What the frick was that? What's   the gameplay like? All right Peter, it's looking  great. It is very jarring to see Sims gameplay   and like realistic graphics. Hell yeah, Delta  Force, brother. Oh okay, frick me. Never mind,   I guess, I guess not? I can't-- what do you  mean? Bro. He shot the video. Okay well, I   guess we won't watch that one! Fricking why'd they  make it private? What the frick? Yeah, it's gone.   Okay I-- (laughs) Why'd they get rid of it? Why  did they take it down? [Plenty of unconventional   partners to choose from.] Oh vacuum guy. [Fall  madly in love with Cabrizzio the cabinet. Become   besties with Shelley the shelf, or come to  despise Doug, your uh, overwhelming sense of   existential dread. Um I think I'll pass on Doug.]  get fricked, Doug. [Puzzle solving skills to find   all the keys and reach every level's exit. There  are more than 60 levels--] 60?! [--and each one   can be completed no matter how many players you  have on your side. Think it'll be a walk in the   park?] No! [Think again. Even greater challenges  await--] The fricking don't press button. There's   60 levels? How many were in the one we played?  Was that like 30, 25? I hope-- no one tell them   that this game exists. [Wait in dark mode, where  your skills and your friendships will be put to   the ultimate test. Get ready for multiplayer  mischief when Pico Park 2 jumps on Switch.] Oh   frick. Don't say anything. If you narc, I'll ban  you. [Chibi: (playing recorder skillfully) I'm   not going to lie--] [Matt: I'm kind of glad  I muted. (laughs)] [C: What's up?] [M: Hey,   you want you want me to join you?] [C: Yes,  yes, yes.] (playing recorder) [Nagzz: What the   frick?] Shut the frick up! [N: Holy shit.] Yo,  alliance? (slide whistles) All right YouTube,   we're back. We got Miss Riley back from daycare.  Hi baby. [Tina: Dad, it's hot outside.] It is hot   outside, it's like 109 degrees outside. Miss  Charlie's outside running around cuz she, she   just got a bath so she's probably rolling around  in the dirt to get dirty and smelly again. But.   Hi baby. How do you feel? Is it good to be back  home? [T: She's so sleepy.] Yeah, are you sleepy   from playing? You went from mouth open to mouth  closed. Dad, I'm I'm eepy. My beautiful shiba.   I love you so much. Thank you for coming to say  hi. Do you want to give them any kisses? That's   a Charlie thing, but no kisses for chat? Yeah. No  kisses for chat? No kisses. I want to go to sleep.