Category: Comedy
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Uh what do you call a dude that's running around the hood shooting people in the butt with a super soaker b day day Read more
Category: News & Politics
Exciting changes are on the horizon for nbc's iconic late night sketch show saturday night live as it prepares to celebrate its milestone 50th season the upcoming season will introduce three fresh faces ashley pilia emil wakim and jane wickline who have been selected as featured players padila known... Read more
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-guys, just a quick mention that this friday is the golf matchup everyone is talking about. it will be settled once and for all. that's right, i'm talking about the cardigan classic i challenged... [ applause ] i challenged dj khaled to a golf match. he looks like a fun guy to play with and he's really... Read more
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[applause] i feel so small yeah it's like the subway here tonight [applause] by uh congratulating you on winning a golden globe that's a very impressive thing thank you did you go crazy after you won i did i got really drunk i took my dad my dad was with me and the first half of the night he was like... Read more
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[applause] my next guest has appeared in the films the princess diaries and ella enchanted beginning tomorrow you can see her in the princess diaries 2 royal engagement please welcome an [applause] [music] hathaway wow you look amazing that's i've never seen i've seen all kinds of manner of dress that's... Read more
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-finally, guys, it's monday. it's time for "wepost." here we go. -whoa! -♪ wepost ♪ ♪♪ ♪ wepost ♪ -welcome to "wepost." this is where we, as a group, decide something we should post on socials. i'm gonna show you five different posts, and we're all gonna vote on whether you like each one or not. and... Read more
Category: Comedy
Like i just can't get enough of you if you guys want to ask questions let's ask some questions everyone says hi i love her i love her everyone is obsessed with you this is all incredibly positive well thank you guys i love you all um hi everyone i like the way you talk you like the way i talk you really... Read more
Category: Entertainment
Talking about the polls i'm beating him awfully badly in the polls be hillary ladies and gentlemen your 45th president of the united states is Read more
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[applause] thanks for being here thank you for having me but um congratulations cu i know uh you had a baby how long ago it's baby night here but how long ago do you have a baby she six months but before we get into anything charlie is very upset with you and does not know how to handle it charlie's... Read more
Category: Comedy
Justin i'm so sorry for pulling my support from you justin i love you i did it justin because my mps who are threatening to pull me down from a leadership position i can't do that next year justin when i lose elections and you lose elections after i get my full pension we can run away from canada from... Read more