The Puppeteer (Opening Scene) | Being John Malkovich

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[music] 7 and a half thank you welcome to lester corp how may we meet your filing needs no no um my name is craig schwartz and i have an interview with dr lester oh uh please have a seat mr warz schwarz pardon schwarz i'm i'm sorry i have no idea what you're saying to me right now my name is schwarz... Read more

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For [music] oh [music] oh you know what the puppeteer told me love me today i know i can't think of anything more pathetic i'm sorry good afternoon sir the broadhurst theater hey say uh ain't you that actor guy yes yeah john uh what is uh john um uh ah don't tell me uh mapleth malovic malovich right... Read more

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He uh aren't you john makovich no yeah you are i can't [ __ ] believe you're in this [ __ ] hole man this is m this is john be know this is john maln this is john malovich l i am not yes lester please don't do it please don't kill maxine so you'll leave yes i said i i i am leaving all right do it now... Read more

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[applause] mothering [ __ ] all right party people we are going to chill kickass the very first superhero together we are going to cut him up into little pieces feed that [ __ ] to mc shark and post that all over youtube for real just kidding right [ __ ] don't care that's not it i'm going to give each... Read more

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I'm sorry sir there seems to be something wrong with the car i'mma fix it smoke very hot smoke oh what the hell is happening here stay right there what no mr wolf don't come up here we have a situation the carbed lateral valve is connected to the defibrillator and it's it's just acting up and the the... Read more

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Why are you all just sitting here do something help me you're all monsters all of you you're sick don't take our words too hot you know how difficult brides can be help me Read more

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Could you just not breathe what did you do h ex good evening ev on please no ice dr manville yes ernest manville yes hi i'm vivian adams have we met long ago i never had a chance to thank you for the spectacular job you did with my aunt esther oh well thank you very much her color her tone you even... Read more

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Morning poppy don't move go inside quick mommy whose money did we steal you really want to know i really want to know easy old man get in there get in there [ __ ] w wo drop the gun give me the keys give me the keys nice and easy do that why not well i got him first i got dibs i got a 44 i'm taking... Read more

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[music] i figured you was dead you didn't think i knew what a blind spots were back up where's soldier boy you wantt butcher huh what happens if i pull this trigger go on do it hey mm mm stop mm if soldier boy goes through with this thousands will die help us stop him this ain't a bloody kinder kit... Read more

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Game it's me what do you want she's a charmer okay listen you broke eddie's heart okay i actually don't have time to explain why that's wildly off the mark do you know where venom is you want to break his heart too i'm not going to get into who did what to who eddie said that he might be here because... Read more

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What were you thinking tonight watching them go through the entire human emotional experience i was thinking i hope he doesn't get injured i felt responsible sometimes i can't tell at all what's going on in that head of yours and i really don't know your noise this yet well when you wonder ask me okay... Read more

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What's coing heir [ __ ] they set two lures they're dogs before you ask on a hair and a hair has to outrun the dogs so what if it doesn't what a big rabbit gets [ __ ] doesn't [music] it proper fact yeah tomy before this germans get there do you know these tits erel i know a lot of tits governor but... Read more