Heroes Vs. Villains (Final Fight with Aaron Taylor-Johnson) | Kick-Ass 2

[Applause] mothering [ __ ] all right party people we are going to chill kickass the very first superhero together we are going to cut him up into little pieces feed that [ __ ] to MC shark and post that all over YouTube for real just kidding right [ __ ] don't care that's not it I'm going to give each and every one of you part favor fertilizer bombs and we are going to get our Riot on that's what it means to be evil we my friends are the real 1% and tonight we are going to [ __ ] this city up or my name is not chriso that is not my name no you're right your new name's little [ __ ] oh this is perfect are you really that stupid there's two of you and a whole Army of us do you really have such a heart on to die no that's how we brought our friends [Music] [Music] [Applause] what's the matter Chris [ __ ] hit your shorts yeah I'm going to wipe my ass with your face you're going to pay what you did to my dad your dad you blew up my dad with a bazooka [Music] [Applause] [Music] fire are you ready to die little girl it might be I keep looking at that [ __ ] St you call a face [Music] a [Music] [Music] hold him down we see what his guts look like that's enough from you boys nicely done [Music] sweetheart that all you got no I got my lethal Zer D device [ __ ] no [ __ ] [Music] [Music] okay yeah thanks ask kicker nice a [Music] [Music] [Music] Jesus you are such a [ __ ] what is the point of wearing a mask if you can't do what you [Music] want you want it's to good no people what doing the lottery people F to [ __ ] Scarlet [Music] Johansson do you think you can kill me with little [Music] needle that's not what it's for it's called adrenaline [ __ ] oh what's that some cheap shot that for the [Music] colonel that's the night [Music] [ __ ] and that's my dad [Music] [Music] denus what the hell are you doing saving your Whitey ass no I won't let you down this I'd rather die what is wrong with you dude this is not a comic book it's real life when you're dead it's done there's no sequel you made this real you started it and I'm going to finish it I'll be immortal like an evil Jesus [Music] what I'm dead I'm so sorry the feeling was Indescribable Chris Deo dead his wannabe supervillains defeated but did we make the world a better place or did we just finished something that began when I first put on this mask the cops are coming they'll take care of the bad guys we better skidadle before they get here we did it [ __ ] yeah hey language you're right if we're going to dress like Heroes we should act like Heroes he'd be proud of you Dave he'd be proud of all of us you know we can never do this again right it's over One Last Time come on [Music] what do you say hit girl you in where the hel [Music] not Justice for ever [Music]

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