Taking A Wild Ride With Jaleel (Paul Giamatti) | Big Fat Liar

I'm sorry sir there seems to be something wrong with the car I'mma fix it smoke very hot smoke oh what the hell is happening here stay right there what no Mr Wolf don't come up here we have a situation the carbed lateral valve is connected to the defibrillator and it's it's just acting up and the the point is this thing could blow any second so you might want to back up back up back up okay what do you say the engine's FR I need to call him for a backup car are you kidding me my movies start shooting in an hour Mr Wolf please I would I would very much appreciate it if you didn't yell at me okay don't don't touch douche do not touch hey everything okay here urle jalile oh my God my man this is incredible you got to get me out of here buddy hop in no no Mr Wolf please no please Mr Wolf no my are you unlock no no Mr Wolf please I'm are [Music] loser F man J dog fman the J Dog the Baton has been passed Roger that fman well done who's the bad actor now Mr Wolf those are real tears K bird the Baton has been passed got [Music] it nice car TV money baby I didn't wear those glasses and spend us all those years for free dog that's a relief do you um you know where you're going taking a shortcut hey look just throw your seat back and relax wolf man you J's hands now okay oh fish you're going a fish that [Music] [Applause] yeah where in the hell are you taking me I told you I know a shortcut through the desert slow down you maniac I'm getting out it's your I'm going to do it do what you got to do I am getting out pal J at the wheel Condor has flown Roger that J wait what does that mean it means I'm leaving wolf in the middle of the desert it out let me holler let me holler let me holler let me h [Music] [Music]

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