Original VHS Opening: Jerry Maguire (UK Rental Tape)

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below that age video certificates are there to give you the chance to make the right choice thanks for listening we are Rocky 4 5 19 excuse me I've caught this video from you last Saturday so well I can't understand a word Prime spotting not surprise hold something in Scottish ain't they no I mean it's the sound yeah it's hopeless absolutely hopeless yeah yeah yeah no trains in it either I suppose that's my fault as well here darling 4.99 with the pictures rubbish as well well that's your tracking like that's all right on my other videos be careful most pirate videos are unwatchable and there's no comeback not receipt eh got a receipt look you said last week so it's not a good mate oral contract not worth the paper it's printed on yeah darling Four Weddings as advertised on Crime Stoppers pirate videos daylight robbery [Music] as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing [Music] somewhere out there there's a kid crying show me a consonant teach me pi r squared mine's like thirsty little sponges just waiting to soak up knowledge [Music] our assistant principal is still missing oh brother 24K 24 oh no thank you I already have him I know it's deaf what's uh what's whack what straight up booty how was your first day not bad [Music] now this is your textbook for the semester they open like this you know you're different from everybody else I mean most of the boy just want to stare at girl's breasts you know what I mean sorry what don't you think the kids would enjoy a nice song with a Melody what you got Holmes [Music] I think I may be reaching them [Music] is this your rifle see it Bales similarity Mr Beckley you shoot mega Edwards nose it was a crime that happened nearly 30 years ago the murder of Medgar Evers Was a Race crime an assassination but the real crime was what happened next 25 years ago I sat on the witness stand and I watched as the former Governor of this state shook hands with the man who murdered my husband now they have one more chance to right the wrong the District Attorney's office has every intention of reopening the case you persecuted a 70 year old man guilty or not you'll have everybody in the State against you murder is murder against the odds evidence has been lost in 1964 you had a mountain evidence as you can see the mountain has crumbled a bit in the face of Danger John goza is dead Herbert Spate is dead Bale Pittman is dead are you telling me I can't go after this you're dealing with the past we have to make the past start living again and finally lay the ghosts to rest if you want to give this thing up I understand I will ride this thing all the way to the Finish Line we'll collapse heading in that direction that old man is probably more dangerous today than he was 30 years ago admitting to me that you've met Galvis what if I did it's not like there was anything you nor anybody else can do about it yes Alec Baldwin Whoopi Goldberg James Woods ghosts from the past did I kill Medgar Evers I did not kill him he sure is dead and he ain't come back yo what's up freak he's the Sultan of scam why I don't understand any of your Chinese they call him the past I mean he's after some fast cash I'll have the money for you what's the day after today tomorrow tomorrow and the only way he's going to get it join me for a little gentleman what are you gonna hide is to let them hunt him if you survive for 24 hours you get fifty thousand dollars [Music] he's got to escape the German Hitman could I do that again I was looking through the wrong thingy oh smart the Scottish mob I didn't know there was a Scottish map Captain I cannot do it she's gonna Vlog and blow away the competition after I start pictures and the bubble Factory present John Leguizamo as the past all right now I've got the upper hand gentlemen what's to keep me from shooting you right now is this what I ordered yes that is a risotto it's a special recipe that my brother and I bring from Italy's but I get a cider of spaghetti with this right why she likes starch I don't know come on there are no meatballs with the spaghetti they were two brothers who came to America bearing Italy's greatest gift to eat the good food is it to be close to God I'm never sure what that means but it's true anyway they have a talent for cooking now all they need if you give people time they learn this is a restaurant another cooking school is a recipe for success but don't receive your payment by the end of the month we will foreclose what do you mean their only hope is a plan I make a call he's in town next week you cook for him Louis Prima is coming he's not just some guys famous they're only obstacle men boys is each other my brother sometimes I have a younger brother I hate his guts their only chance I was definitely 62.47 is a feast say for Marshall the Samuel Goldwing company and rice Your Entertainment invite you to the four-star party of the year a sumptuously satisfying movie from first course to last oh my God you like one of the very best films of 1996. can you believe it you'll find the atmosphere is delicious an appetite rousing Delight is a party no it's a fun the service impeccably crafted wonderfully acted I'm happy and every chorus a labor of love delectable warm funny and poignant this fall cheers we guarantee you a Nigel never forget bite your teeth into the eyes of life big night your table is waiting let's see [Applause] [Music] you supposed deep [Music] hurt almost as bad as what caused it just really know about this girl well you've met the one well he called and asked about a girl looking to get a fresh start here but Hannah's got that extra room upstairs and she needs the help don't turn around when she's coming right down there at his teeth [Music] say Hannah don't forget to mention that I've been imprisoned now to Windham for the last five years and I only got sent to solitary three times that first night when you come into town I had this feeling that something really good was gonna happen Felicia and I both having trouble imagining just who exactly it was taught you how to cook we're coming here has been a godsend for her and for me is he couldn't take finding Hannah dead in a ditch for you to see the truth if you condemn that girl without proof I'll quit you for good I'm so afraid of what's gonna happen I thought in some place small like this there might just be a chance after what I've done it don't matter where I go Castle walk entertainment presents A Story of Friendship of Hope of finding a place called home [Music] thank you [Music] it was supposed to be a routine transfer the most violent criminals societies ever produced are being flown to the toughest Maximum Security Prison ever built Nathan Jones AKA Diamond dog life sentence murder gun green aka the Marietta Mangler seven life sentences Cyrus Grissom AKA Cyrus the virus life sentence for murder robbery kidnapping extortion and Cameron Poe parole heading home to his family on unfortunately he just got on the wrong plane Jerry broadcast John Malkovich directed by Simon West [Music] so this is the world and there are almost 6 billion people on it when I was a kid there were three it's hard to keep up there that's better that's America