[Vinesauce] Joel - Hardcore Friday: Enter The Matrix Highlights ( Part 2 )

Slap incoming can I say this you know what you want to have the ultimate Matrix viewing experience watch The Matrix one and then watch the anim Matrix and never think of the franchise having sequels again as careful as I can be so that's J Smith right didn't she have like some other career besides being an actor at the time being Will Smith's wife that's not a job he was a wig model hey you got you going to get a slap in the mouth watch out he's heard you this game looks like Xavier Renegade Angel you know it what the hell happened down Bald here do you get to customize your appearance in The Matrix I forget the lore of this no like like in the lore in context cuz like can you give yourself a different haircut in The Matrix as your quotequote digital flesh Avatar yes you know where I'm going with this you immediately know like I hear the the the slow Gears of people going like yes Jolie you can have you can be bald in The Matrix or vice versa okay Evil stay calm help is on its way swear got help [Laughter] arrived it's beginning to Bald oh there's there's a disgusting disgusting boss fight coming up here with a helicopter and I'm might be stuck here for like 5 hours I I don't know all I remember though is that maximize your experience with penum 4 guys guys you've heard of dual core all right guys ready to Jack in and jack off we got fucking quad core now godamn dude no mercy no mercy holy shit what the fuck how are you this fast oh that's it that's it you you are cooked you are cooked shit how do I throw grenades security your nearest hang on hang on hang on no Escape oh and that shit oh boy this fucking boss battle is Terrible Boss Fight Part 1 terrible I love it this is going to take forever ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow watch out for that shit guys you know animations are good when it makes Vice City look like real [Laughter] life that sound like GTA 3 uh offscreen and you know helicopter Behavior oh my God I'm fucking dead already and this boss fight is not easy it it might actually be the hardest fight in the game I'm not even kidding from what I remember at least okay maybe it's maybe just better like just get the fuck away from him and he's wait for him to come to you and here I go like immediately contradicting myself how the fuck am I going to beat this well that's a good thing it's a hardcore Friday right right you know what we going to do selectively shoot him like this nice aim with slow motion I can't even aim Jesus Christ how am I going to do this it's barely covered one Health I'm fucked oh my goodness oh God see I don't know if the slow motion actually helps yeah now we're cooking look at this okay okay we're going to throw now wait for them to be stunned and then start blasting immediately all right now we wait for this guy to go over hit him with the same strategy okay let's just do this that's how we do it fuck am I doing on idea on how to beat to kill the Cyber [Laughter] demon all right you feel remorse okay you're not going to get me Love/Hate ah there we go okay is he shooting ghosts oh he's shooting a trash bin don't stop we'll get him this war isn't over keep fighting keep fighting where he go oh my God he like Shing and Cat maybe this combat isn't as good as I remember but uh Hey listen I didn't kill him you're sleeping actually I have a St grenade not that it's really going to help oh you can't really be be Behind the Walls here this be perfect oh there we go this guy ate bullets oh oh he swallowed them oh shit I have such a strange relationship but like I I know I'm eating like bin juice but I fucking like it like I it's something about this game that just like it place you know what it is you know what it is with with this game you know what the secret is it's the fact that this game is running at a good frame rate if this game was running at like slug Pace I'd be like I don't have the patience for this it feels smooth to play even though it doesn't always work out you know so we got to hop on a piano and then get up here I I think so I I mean I I remember like brief Snippets of this game as a kid and uh from what I remember uh I tried to like oh well you just had to stand there sorry that was like my 8-year-old self coming out just being angry I don't know about well I was but I remember I was jumping with the Kung Fu super jump and I was like I can't grab onto it I can't grab onto it how Problem about the hanger sure I can cover that too I've got activity below oh okay I've got activity below oh boy this section hello hello what taxi I see it I need people to shoot the screaming thanks anything they know okay ghost SM gentle to the trigger vtu moment something's going on with the audio here that isn't great boom looking tap tap tap wig oh I got a toue oh shit where my hair go you're trapped you have to take got that copter okay okay we might have a problem you see this battle is entirely uh dependent on the fact that you can hear the helicopter go right left right you know South North guys I'm agent helicopter okay I I don't know how the fuck we're going to do this okay he's over there now he's over there now H how do I beat him in his own game hey by the way I I remember this battle specifically you know why because in this bastard battle uh Jesus Christ in this bastard battle if you die you have to do that sniper thing all over again yes first try here everybody going Terrible Boss Fight Part 2 to zoom in hey okay that wasn't hard at all what the fuck am I talking about okay I can actually hear him now B all right start blasting all right ah just bang bang bang combat is that an anti-tank rifle yeah but bullets aren't that hard-hitting you know all right I'm going to stand way further away and just get shooting uh yeah okay right uh okay just stay so far away that their bullets can't reach you okay that fuck I wish I had more ammo for the barck that was a a genius genius thing we just pulled off oh fuck oh fuck little help little Health um is there no Health oh fuck get the fuck down holy shit we're all dead damn it this game also gives me those fake generic games games they put into movies all right listen that's enough slander all right it's not that bad that's fucking that's death threats okay I'll have your ass arrested man fuck off don't you come here and talk shit about my game this is this is good all right you made this game no I didn't make this game what is the what is the solution to this shoot the window with a different gun to save ammo shoot a different gun to the window with a different ammo uh this is like max pain made by Finnish people who hate max pain I actually interjected my joke there early cuz I was ready to cook up my punch line I was like yeah this is Max pain if it was like made by Americans and not uh Finnish people this is a strange boss pattle okay going to be over here maybe I can just like wait for him this boss fight sucks at this point I just want to here's what I I want to jump through the fucking glass and start kicking the helicopter in the dick okay in the helicopter propeller and rotor torture try back flipping off the helicopter Rockets come on I realize what they mean now by using a different gun to break the the glass I I just realized what the fuck you meant I was like what what the solution is going to be like super easy Once I actually figure out what the fuck okay I think I can take him down with one more Bullet Stop getting shot well I War of Attrition actually the not war of attrition it's more so like who can kill each other faster [Music] Blitz Blitz C Bop why am I so stupid fuck why I specifically said to the brain don't shoot the glass with the sniper I must be doing this boss fight wrong like there some super fucking obvious solution to this all he could he could shoot me [Applause] anyway game over would you like to jack back in guys welcome to uh tenacious bear my name is yak Bach I'm not as good but you know I've voice acted all the movies uh that you know have budet for uh Sonic 3 I got shadow you know I got Kook kills I do them all you know I do a dog shit movie like Borderland or it that's real I'm Klo [Laughter] throp it's me Black Yak all right how many of you guys actually saw that Borderlands thing I I mean I here's the thing I kind of refuse to uh give movies if they're like so bad that they are like unwatchable to you uh like I wouldn't see the Emoji or sausage party movie cuz I'm like I I just don't want to like give them scam money you know what I mean I can use hope actually standing in the line of fire away I have a fucked up idea what if we stand so close to the helicopter this is Advanced shit okay we stand so close to the bullets that they disappear out of my asshole it's like the the the the gun barrel rifle goes through ghost it was this simple all you got to do is just side strafe the room oh but yeah but he's dead okay well that's how you do it Joel I've been looking for the STS for this fight and you got to go to options and turn off auto lock on and turn on auto cock on dude you had me there for a minute and then I started to see your your your message started to smell and start firing ghost you dickhead why can't you lock on this is fine guys we don't have a single gun but we're rocking and a rolling you know okay fuck where is no ghost no don't do that not not oh Jesus Christ I'm in the line of fire so everything after this part of the game also looked like a e3 Alpha demo footage as or only this airport uh Tower you okay I am not legally allowed to answer that question here's what we're going to do we're going to stay real close to this as we straight from fire like right here what a what a way come on you dickhead helicopter you don't have a lot of life left in you now all right come on come on come on come on come on get him get Dad ass get the hell out of here stalker what what are you drunk oh Jesus Christ did I die I I was ready to like eat my own teeth did you get axle no at last word he's on diesel Mr Clean This is fine we'll need a car there there let's go all right all right Terrible Driving Section now we have to be fair there's some textures missing or something going on with this game with the PlayStation 2 version I remember having a lot more motion blur to disguise how good it looks but uh you know oh no no that's a different s you have to drive here and the driving here is like a bunch of rats on wheels [Music] [Music] someone said Joel previously you asked if you custom if you can customize your Matrix appearance I don't think you can because Cipher was still bald yes but you you miss information here because it is a clue left by the director of the movie which one of them is evil on the team it was a wink to the audience saying are you following the bald hering you know what the you know what this car sounds like it sounds like microwave. MP4 you know that dick kid who like made a microwave in his apartment to microwave himself because he opened up the door know jeez fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck no we're good we're good we're good what are they dropping okay I gu just cargo cargo oh shut the fuck up that was that was not a pun okay oh fuck the feds fuck I downloaded the Matrix loaded now I'm going to get slummed in the jail you dare play funny music for 5 seconds of stream gag we'll get you with those DM C no sir I'm sorry it was just panis music okay we need I I I I I know what I need the Matrix B Sure in a lot of [Music] trouble I look like my hands on fire and also covered in Honey and ants fuck get it off me [Music] [Music] okay all right ATT number two all of that a suck suck off that's my tobacco okay we're switching this out holy shit Tony Hawk your winner is CRS Na's on [Laughter] that naob is on De no more gags no more gags listen I'll show you how to do bits guys and a one and a two and a one two three rolling in key sorry I getting motion sickness from the dancing oh God maybe concentrate on the road dickhead f look out what the fuck man all right I don't know about you but it's like the cars are going too fast and everything looks like it's from the Blu Brothers like it's hard to describe like once you are airborne you cannot move your shit which makes sense in real life too but it's like glued in the air like it's weird damn please don't randomly flip [Music] over thanks for telling me I wasn't aware you fucking giant p [Music] hey go and I don't see the car anymore which is a little concerning okay I think I think I saw an outline of a car I think that's good enough okay okay there he is oh we did it we did it thank goodness Sor this music is really dramatic let me enhance it they fucking look plastic so you know [Music] timing there has been an accident in Legoland in band 151 in band in legol L good let's get the hell out of here [Music] okay good good good good good good Outro complete Global lact [Music] [Music] shit but