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19 Plus premium only on DraftKings the crown is yours today is Wednesday September M 11th and the New York Jets still have a quarterback yes he survived he survived he survived memes was offline yesterday and and off the thread and this morning and just not existing I think memes just came back to life about an hour ago I don't even think he's back to life I don't even know he seems what's going on memes in the back there you you you had some Choice words for us you you resigned I'm physically here physically here so memes you lost lot a lot of greats have resigned by using a napkin from the New York Jets yes yes and he memes you lost one game what's up ah the defense looks so bad so bad so you're oh no it did he's right chimed in memes this is if this if you take this one loss like this the way you reacted was a playoff loss you you went you you took yourself off the the the group chat you didn't show up to work till 1:00 I deleted everything off my phone too what it's one lost me wait what do you mean you deleted everything off your phone I all I have is my bank app and and the Roku uh app for my TVs and this is wild everything's gone because this this reaction is what I could understand it if it was last year's game yeah this is a this is a delayed Rea you should have done this last year and then flip-flopped and done last year's reaction this year or or a or a Super Bowl loss is how you're acting right now you lost one game if you look at the Jets schedule it going off of last night the the two biggest takeaways I had was the 49ers are still [ __ ] awesome and Aaron Rogers while limited running like he he doesn't have the same Mobility his arm is still there yeah Aaron Rogers is the best well he's not because he he definitely is not the best he also did you notice that he didn't throw to the right at all yeah his arm his his Mobility is like he's he's looking like did did you his pass chart though his pass chart is just all the left side of the field he hasn't played in two years I don't think he can I he can't move he doesn't see right yeah but he can he can throw still yeah he can still rip it so um what why is this loss so hurtful to you when again like PFT said last year should have been way worse I mean we waited all this time our defense was supposed to be really really really really good it's week one you're going to get Hassan reic back right I don't know I don't think on a day like today especially there could be a lot worse news involving the Jets yes that's a fact yeah that's true yeah okay perspective what will you do if they lose like a playoff game yeah I don't know mes I don't think I don't think memes is capable of handling even an eight and n Season at this point which is shocking because you used to this though no but means how old are you uh 29 oh okay never mind yeah he should be me it's shocking don't you haven't learned in in Seasons past that you're going to have some bumps in the road what is going on I don't understand being sad which I get sad I mean well not to I don't understand what it's like being own One Max Hank you guys agree that is actually unfathomably sad but I I get sad after bear I don't delete everything on my phone yeah that was probably a mistake but memes you guys are playing the Titans next week you have the Patriots Broncos Vikings in the next four weeks those are all winnable games also kind of losable also losable good point Hank it's true they can't I mean they can't stop anything they can't they couldn't defense looks so bad every play was bad you guys need a pass rusher yeah if there's one out there that's available but I asked Max during the game he said Hassan reck's not good against the Rush Oh and and also why did SAS Gardner come off the field for a while I believe it was his head oh his head sleeves look great though maybe he's Addicted to Golf can you tell me that's going around yeah it does make you miss a lot of work mhm that what's the deal with the sleeves what sleeves well Aaron Rogers had like the you know the standard floppy quarterback sleeves s had some floppy sleeves Garrett Wilson Garrett Wilson had some floppy sleeves what's going on with that I don't know I think it looks clean memes can I give you something that will make you cheer will cheer you up sure because this is this is sad is week one tramatic is what it is it's very dramatic it's not even sad it's dramatic it's week one J is being dramatic he's a messy [ __ ] it's week one and and the biggest thing about game was get Aaron Rogers through this game healthy and hope his arm is still his arm and it is so that's good but and you're playing the 49ers the 49ers have been in like six Super Bowls in the last 10 years I don't know what the status yeah but not with not with Jordan Mason running back yeah Jordan Mason was carv we'll get we'll get to Jordan Mason we got to talk about that memes got nasty on the group chat I I said you you started it what you started yeah I said jet stinks and but then you said it's game one guy which I agree it's game one and then you said kale Williams looks like Zach Wilson that was very nasty that was nasty work you want to apologize for that memes I apologize I don't I don't need your apology you were you were right to say anything you wanted to say in that moment but you are being very dramatic right now I can't we we can't have this happen after every week just can't I I would I I am 100% with you if this was your reaction in a like end of season year or end of season playoff game like this is I would be like memes take a couple days off that sucks it's week one no what are we what the [ __ ] are we talking about take a couple days off after a loss I the amount of times i' sit in that [ __ ] chair 30 seconds after a heartbreak our worst moments are always after I act like a [ __ ] and I get killed for it it's yeah you're right does he doesn't talk no mean I'm not killing you for it I I just think that it's unusual that it happened after a pretty standard loss yeah like the Niners are really good dude they were okay we look so good in the first quarter I think he thinks that I I think the problem is I think he thought the Jets were like like day one best team in the NFL yeah I think that's what defense looks so bad yeah you you might also have early onset Fleming yeah I watched this game with memes oh yeah please tell us I watched it with him and our other Jets Jets fan in the Chicago office uh Tom L after the drive that Aaron Rogers took the team down the field they legitimately looked at each other and said this is the best moment of my entire life like like they were legitimately talking about other good moments in their life like different milestones in their personal life and they were like I think this feeling right now feels better than anything else that's it it wasn't like a hyperbole they were comparing it to other moments and what was the score at that point uh 76 we we were going to the Super Bowl I love it memes that's how you got to ride the roller coaster but now the roller coaster you got to you got to come back to earth you got to come back to to the show you quit yeah I uh so I watched the game with Hank I took in a direct TV Refugee that's nice he came over good for you we had a great time also Hank explained to me uh that I accidentally just paid for like six different Cable packages oh yeah I didn't realiz I have full YouTube TV yeah and cable yeah same whoops yeah I got I got that too I thought it was just through my cable that I got YouTube TV and Hank's like no dude you're just double paying for it yeah yeah I did that too I if you gave me like a technology audit I'm probably pissing away $600 a month yeah no it it was bad lovely house though I got I got the full tour it was like a uh like one of those children's books in like a doctor's office where you're like trying to spot something and it was just like spot the TV in this room yeah in every room yeah there's a lot of TVs room has a lot of TVs were the snacks good enough for Hank was he okay he's on a he I I said before he came over I was like do you want any snacks do you want any food he's like I'm healthy all right so he didn't even eat I offered him mini Starburst what' you have for dinner chicken sandwich wow he's been a health guy but it was great I I've I've took in my Direct TV Refugee I I did promise that Direct TV would fix it they did not so then I had to do the right thing and bring in Hank I almost bought the YouTube TV and and did the double Cable packages but I'm I'm holding on for one more week if if we go another week then I might have to to do it or just cancel my Direct TV but I was I was close to doing it and then you you texted me and I was like you want to come over I was like I'm just going to forget about dealing with this now and andig well you're welcome to come over next week too I was I was in a hotel room and then I put it on ESPN and it said you can't get the game they're doing the the dispute right now with Direct TV and ESPN and then I was like [ __ ] I'm on like two pain pills right now I can't go out to a sports bar and watch the game there but it was on ABC so is a solution just change the channel to ABC no cuz that that that's how it started for me on Saturday with the Tennessee game I was trying to watch the Tennessee game on ABC and it was on ABC or ESPN so I don't I don't I don't know they're picking and choosing I also didn't check last night about that but yeah it was on probably should have checked and but maybe but we had fun I want I it was fun having you over it also might not be on ABC in every Market this whole thing is above my pay grade yeah I'm just mad at everyone I don't understand any of at this point I don't care who's right and who's wrong yeah I'm just making sure I basically have a apocalypse bunker for cable services no matter what I'll have it yeah like when hard knock went off guess what I had it I had it lck had it double pay that's why you waste all that money every month yeah is just just to feel Superior over people yeah for that one moment um as for the other part of the game the Niners did look really good Jordan Mason was awesome uh he he's been like I think he had like 5.8 yards per carry in his career obviously he's the backup but like Niners fans know he was he was the real deal he did slip up and said afterwards uh that he knew he was starting since Friday fantasy owners are very upset about that very upset about that but I'm sure Florio is going to have a long piece yeah this is going to be a federal investigation if if actually this might be what gets Congress to do something because they were talking last year about the whole Joe bur thing when his hand injury wasn't reported correctly you remember that yep but I guarantee you one of these dorks in Congress had Christian mcaffrey on their fantasy team and obviously didn't bench him going into the weekend it personally affected them now it's probably like Nancy Pelosi is going to do a full investigation into we're going to get to the bottom of it finally and figure out what's going on cannons on so he said after the game uh uh Jordan said that he was told on Friday that he was going to get the start yeah and then Kyle Shanahan said afterwards that he misspoke and he told him on Friday Friday be ready to get some action on Friday but not that you're starting on Friday we're going to need you on Friday which the ners did have chrisan mcaffry as questionable yeah and that it's not the worst explanation ever like if if you didn't know if Christian was going to play you're going to be getting a lot of touches I'm going to let you know you better be ready on on Monday night I felt bad for him because afterwards he was like I this is why I don't talk to the media I mean he made a mistake slipping up and now that's the story when the story should be he had an incredible night it looked awesome is this um if we're hasp that straws for Panthers fans to be excited about is this as close as you've gotten in a long time to having a dub that uh Christian mcaffrey didn't look as Irreplaceable as some people thought that he was I was actually thinking the ners should trade CH Christian mcaffrey it's a system he's a system running back more picks keep it going system running back they did look awesome like they the Jets defense every guy was open every single play Brock py didn't even have like his numbers weren't crazy but I thought he played pretty well he did there always seemed to be a guy that was streaking open k yek even caught a long deep bomb full back wheel rout I had him to score 17 to1 that was that was tough for me did you take him I had him with Aaron Rogers also I don't want to jinx it just spreading awareness the field goal bets hot right now yeah 4-0 right now field goals field goal kickers are too good we're 60% no this the last like two and a half years I know but they're like they're they're getting to the point where they're just automatic everywhere we're 60% and it's always plus money yeah and it's really the only bet that enables me to bet other things in football season it's the only thing that keeps me float Prime Time field goals and it all started cuz we had a dumb idea that it looks like the ball travels farther at night and it does and it does also uh my other note from the game was shout out Ricky piol for wearing the Rolex that was awesome yeah he was on the sidelines and they were showing him and talking about the fact that he got shot through his heart or through his chest and uh the story is obviously that he was mugged look you know the guy trying to rob him of his Rolex had the Rolex on that's a flex yeah he's going to be back dog also Zach Wilson got the worst stray of all time when troyman just said uh Point Blank the Jets have had the worst quarterback play in the history of the league in the last three years yeah that's got to suck sitting there and watching that in the history of the league that's a silver lining memes yeah memes can you say that thatat again uh he said it wasn't a stat it was he's so checked out uh troyman said the Jets have had the worst quarterback play in the history of the league in the last three years that's true okay now you don't now you don't congratulations it's better congratulations and Aaron Rogers he did not look bad last night no there was an insult graphic though what was the insult graphic last year week one Zack Wilson's statline was similar oh and they won oh but passing yards are down this year in the huge sample size that we have have of one week memes pick yourself up and dust yourself off you're going to be fine yeah you're probably right yeah I know yeah I've been in your shoes a million times you yeah it gets bad and then you got to get up and be like hey next week's gonna be awesome I again I don't know I I am one to0 so it is hard to talk m is like m is like rini's laughing she's loving this oros are going crazy did you fall asleep thinking about Mike Florio dancing in your head he didn't sleep Mike Florio had a good article this morning oh oh okay about the Jets are better 0 And1 with Aaron Rogers than one and0 with Zach Wilson yes there you go it's not even close duh wait you you needed Florio to tell you that yeah I need some needed some reassurance oh my God you are a mental mess man I'm concerned about you seriously we were legitimately like he might not show up today week one okay yeah there was a possibility all right me here's another positive what convin what made you decide to come in my dad called me a [ __ ] ah good Shout Out Mr memes way to get your boy in into work uh here's another positive memes did you cry last night or today yeah what no wait was it like a steady stream of Tears throughout the entire game or was it one play I was like [ __ ] this oh my God oh my God I mean no one can question your fandom no yeah and this is all because you have expectations like imagine if Aaron Rogers had run for vice president actually you would have no expectations and you wouldn't care yeah I also didn't blow up so that's good yeah yeah um it's just you should have seen com memes this is the second time that that Aaron Rogers has lost to Shanahan that's the actual vice president for RFK yeah there you go it's a good one thank you I didn't know I didn't know that person yeah existed Max knew Max is big big politics guy big big politics guy over here uh which is which is left which is right uh right is red Republican yep I'll I'll never get that College Football Catchup one wrong me memes here's another positive because it's Wednesday we're GNA talk college football I I'm gonna I'm GNA give you my my top 12 uh you could stop me whenever you want PFT when you when you disagree but Georgia is my number one team there we go my number one team okay I got Texas I have Texas two Georgia's one uh Georg is my number one team Texas 2 Ohio State's three Tennessee Penn State USC Miami Alabama Old Miss Missouri Iowa State because they beat Iowa and Northern Illinois I might flipflop Penn State and USC yeah Penn State has I mean the West Virginia at West Virginia true Road win uh was pretty impressive yeah but yeah I mean and they did pennate didn't look great uh this weekend against Bowling Green but uh the big story from the weekend so we talked about a little bit but obviously we're going to talk about uh with Thomas hammock coming on NIU not ending Notre Dame season but they cannot lose another game uh it also is the first time since the AP poll came out uh that in the since the AP Top 25 that the conference has six of the top seven spots so the SEC has six of the top seven spots Georgia Texas Alabama Old Miss Missouri and Tennessee and we get what everyone thought was going to be the only ranked matchup this weekend Missouri and BC yeah everyone expected that yeah BC juggernauts yeah I I have so my big winners for the first two weeks are USC and Tennessee in my mind CU I like I'm not counting Georgia and Texas because we figured they were going to be top teams they they were the you know either the first second or third odds to win the championship well no I'm going to go horns up and say that not everybody thought that Texas was going to be here what do you mean a lot of people thought that Texas was going to lose to Michigan I mean they were seven and a half Point favorites yeah but I mean if we if we go back and talk about Texas's Road but they were they were preseason they were the third favorite to to be a national title I'm just maybe maybe it's a recency bias thing but the way that they looked against Michigan the final score I don't think does that game Justice could have been a lot worse I think Texas is very good I think Michigan is very bad not very bad but very like they're going to win seven or eight games I think they're going to get they're in trouble offensively they're a flawed team yeah uh but USC and Tennessee were my two teams that I looked at I was like before the season people had questions USC's defense looks awesome Tennessee Nico is the real deal and they both have had statement wins in the first two weeks those are the two teams that like the big climbers in my mind when you talk about preseason to two weeks in yeah Nico looks amazing looked they looked amazing against NC State and who knows NC State might even compete for the ACC still like they I don't necessarily write them out the ACC is kind of garbage so they've looked pretty bad they've looked bad but you never know the ACC hasn't looked great yet I'm I'm okay writing him off um USC the last game of the season for USC Notre Dame right yeah that's if you're out there saying that Notre Dame is disqualified from the playoff for this loss that might be a playoff game for Notre Dame yeah oh yeah they are in the playoffs if they win the rest of their games until that USC game yes in fact their playoffs start right now their playoffs do start right now yeah they got Purdue uh and then I think they play Louisville which they're good um but yeah that that will be and I USC to me is like it's just been the question forever of if Lincoln Riley ever got a defense obviously Utah State you can't judge at all but they did hold LSU to 20 points and they shut out Utah state looks like they learned how to tackle yeah they're tackling changes everything yeah it's a pretty big part of football yeah and they didn't do it for a really long time and it helps your offense too big time the other one was Oregon has looked bad Oregon looks real bad yeah I where are they right now in the AP uh I feel like there're maybe they're like no what I I would have them at 17 oh you're saying where they are or where you have they're not 17 I would drop them big time yeah I mean they are two and 0 but they didn't they needed two special teams uh touchdowns to be Boise as 20-point favorites they struggled with Idaho I also really like Boise I would imagine they're like eighth uh if I had to guess what are they ninth ninth I really I really like Boise State yeah they're running back as a beast yeah asht and jenty he's got nine touchdowns and 450 yards through two games I just love the balls on a guy who goes to a group of five school that does the Heisman pose yeah he was he was great and he's they got more shots they I think they play some more power five teams I think play Washington State and maybe Oregon state so they have a couple more shots at it uh I also had the I love Iowa State versus Iowa the the uh what is it El ASO is what they call it ELO online yeah uh but you just always know it's going to be a weird game and it's usually especially a weird game like it either goes one of two ways Iowa beats the [ __ ] out of him or Iowa State wins and it's a weird game and it was a weird game because it looked like Iowa was going to beat the [ __ ] out of them and then you get weird scores going on and they won 2019 I just it was a great game I was I was like damn Iowa State down 13 uh not giving up I was impressed yeah the weird thing is whenever you see Iowa do anything on offense you're like they're they're one of the best teams in the country you can score like this and so at the start they started scoring points and you were like [ __ ] Iowa was for real this year and then they just went back to Old Iowa yeah like pretty quickly that flip it it's very easy for them to flip that switch and just go back to what we've always seen out of Iowa they also had uh Kirk fence came out to many men yeah which was awesome from his one game suspension yeah I'm sure that's his favorite song yeah yeah he loves F50 and then the only other one I had that we had to talk about was Colorado well Nebraska's back that should be said Nebraska is back that was an electric electric uh place in Lincoln on Saturday night it was so much fun watching that game but Colorado it's bad vibes everywhere like shador saying blaming his offensive line they tried to basically do a patchwork offensive line I think they have an 18-year-old starting at guard it was bad it was bad and then shador went to the locker room before the game was over yeah like two minutes left in the game right took himself out yeah it was not good and their defense played like I going to that game I was like they're not going to be able to stop Nebraska their defense actually played well their offense stunk they played yeah they played pretty good on defense I'm just glad that this game was never really in Jeopardy because it had maybe maybe the worst 15minute stretch of officiating that I've ever seen in any sport yes it was so bad who's the uh ref analyst that they were using for this one uh Terry mcalli it might have been it might have been Terry but they were just laughing they ran out of because some when you're a former ref and your job is to analyze ref calls on TV you don't always say like wow they really blew this one you find ways to be like maybe this is what they saw after like the fourth bad flag in a row he just started laughing and he was like I I don't know what they're looking at on the field this is very strange so I'm just glad that there was no nothing consequential came out of all those bad calls yes cuz it was it was terrible and Colorado uh there are the wheels could fall off oh yeah the wheels could fall off I I mean I think the wheels are going to fall off and yeah it's going to be I mean Shor is going to go to the NFL yeah and then what happens going to go to the NFL what happens when shador leaves is Dion going to is he just like committed to Colorado he just loves that program he's going to stick around for a while so I wouldn't say so I would say probably not yeah it does it does feel and I don't know how many wins they have left on their schedule they do play Colorado State this weekend which will be that game was so awesome last year um you see the story about what they what they asked um the home stadium to do after shador scores a touchdown what I don't think this is true by you don't think so okay then per per Deion Sanders Jr I don't want mad at barcel for posting the I don't want to spread Mis misinformation online what were they going to do well the story was that whenever anyone scores a touchdown for Colorado at home they play the fight song afterwards yeah except when shador scores a touchdown then they play shor's own song yeah that seems fake it seems fake but obviously people will buy it I just barcel posted someone on barcel wrote that article with basically that headline and then I saw Deion Sanders Jr like quoted was like come on man yeah well who on barcal wrote the article I don't know we have sources that are more listen I still like Dion but yeah it does it's not good in Colorado right now he'd he'd be the first to say it's not good yeah that was a bad game and Nebraska is back it feel it's it's fun that they that crowd was awesome and it's they have a very winnable schedule going up to week eight against Ohio State which it would be awesome if they're like highly ranked going into that game yeah that'd be very cool also I I think I flipped on on Rola and how he dresses like Patrick Mahomes it's dressed for the job you want not the job you have yeah and it's weird but it's funny yeah I again it's just really comes down to the facial hair and the haircut if you win you can do whatever you want yeah if he had one of the others taken like if he didn't have the facial hair I'd be like all right he just got Patrick momes haircut Hank smirking about something not smirking just big propaganda what big tea oh big big oh Big T got in that he he wrote the article oh he wrote the article about it damn are you saying Big T's fake news might be yeah I am because exactly what he's saying okay I I'll get comment from Big T it's exactly what he's saying uh but yeah college football is awesome it's it's rolling not a great slate this weekend uh do you think that Michigan is bad because I think that they offens is oh no I think it's horrifically bad offensively because they have they've got like a I don't know if it's two-headed monster is what they're calling it a quarterback but it's so it's so confusing why they put orgy out there and they expect anything to work yeah it's like he's just going to run the ball well I think they're going to they're going to probably start Tuttle uh so it's three-headed monster but yeah he they just don't have any burst whatsoever I mean they lost 10 guys on the offense I'm pretty sure so it's it's not crazy that this is happening it does feel like Michigan was they were so all in for last last year they kind of forgot that this year was going to happen yeah which is listen Flags fly forever you can't like any Michigan fan would take that deal 100 times out of a 100 but it's just now this year is going to be I think tougher than they expected yeah yeah um okay should we do hot SE cool Throne sure oh also I love the idea of a bunch of like Libs from Berkeley going to Auburn yeah and being like look we Hot Seat - Cool Throne care about college football that was a tough loss for Rob that was a really bad loss really bad loss H freeze hot really bad loss okay let's do Hot Seat cool Throne okay before we get to Hot Seat cool Throne it is brought to you by our friends at coorslight half the fun of watching college football is predicting which Rivals will win every week Coors Light teamed up with DraftKings for the free to play college football pick them pools where you pick winners for a chance to win big when the game is on the line it's time to choose chill and then choose an ice cold Kors light when you're looking to keep it chill there's only one beer to choose Kors light the mountains on the bottles and cans even turn blue when your beer is cold so you know when your mountain and cold refreshment is ready for you when things heat up 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took down the term forever he said the phrase defending a title is very passive aggressive term if you look at the animal kingdom some of the strongest animals don't defend yes they're the most aggressive and they attack the most so we're attacking the title you're attacking the next title I love that you knew he was going to come out with something is it already training camp for NBA I think media days is like September 22nd [ __ ] they toast I feel like they have the worst off season what sum they get the whole summer summer yeah but you get to go to like Europe the Olympics yeah if you're yeah you're not Jason if you're Jason tat years Jaylen Brown had a good summer no I mean the best offseason by is the NBA you think so definitely no I disagree with hockey no golf golf we talked about we tal we're going to talk about it with Scotty Sheffer but golf is the best offseason because you get basically the entire fall yeah that's the best off season I the only problem I mean we talk about this all the time but like I feel like you would want your offseason to be in the summer hockey might have it better but football yeah football imagine having to play an NBA game while football games on yeah would be me wouldn't be me if you're a golfer you got to you got to pay the price for it though because in the spring in college basketball season true you have to play Thursday Friday Saturday and Sunday true which is tough but then you get all football season and all summer and also your job is to travel to nice courses but you can skip uh Masters after March Madness you can skip the tournament during March Madness yes that's what I would do that's what I would do I'd skip that tournament I mean it's basketball and hockey it's it's close disagree because we like football here the problem with the the basketball and hockey situation is that your season is so long yeah but the but but the seasons don't even really matter until after football season's over but you can't travel anywhere you can't like if you're in in training camp or whatever they call it in hockey Hank think about having to play in an NBA game on an NFL Sunday I yeah that's torture car no no that's torture I would those guys are fans of one team that's why I'm not playing in the NBA I and they're only you know they're either playing if they're playing during the day they can watch at night that's why I'm not in the NFL cuz if if I was in the NFL then I'd miss all the other NFL action also true golf all right good hot seat thank you uh and then my cool I I do like that though we're not defending the title look at nature attacking it yeah we're attacking the title yeah you knew he was going to drop something like this we tacking 19 yeah uh my cool Throne is social experiments oh okay did you guys see this did with the mukbanger I did not understand it but I want you to explain it to me cuz I saw it and I was like don't understand it P yeah I did some research today I I had some conversations CU I also was was a little bit confused but it it's fascinating I think it's it's one of the more fascinating stories uh I've read in the last week um nikado avocado I'm sure avocado who I'm sure you guys are familiar with know him yep he is a YouTube mukbanger okay now for those who don't know what mukbang is like I didn't uh for the most part up until a few hours ago I was generally aware but I was like is there any sexual element to it or is it just because it sounds like super sexual but it really is just YouTube videos of people eating large amounts of food love it that's a mukbang so you just be like oh you know if we we could do them every Sunday if we wanted to our gambling are basically just a giant raisin can's mukbang I think we've been unknowingly mukbanging each other for like seven years yeah so this guy Buck Banger by birth nikado avocado if you look up his old videos is that his real name that's yeah oh sure um I think it's nikado no uh nikado avocado I was trying to think of what a full name for nikato would be but I couldn't even I think that's the full name that's it you need a name that re rhymes with avocado he is a mukbanger okay and he was huge he would post these videos of him just eating disgusting amounts of food huge social he has like four million subscribers and he's also fat as [ __ ] was fat as [ __ ] he's been posting videos for the last two years where he's large in doing these mukbangs then this week he posted a basically reveal stating that he pre-recorded two years worth of mukbangs and has been putting them out periodically and just losing all the weight so if you're a fan of if you're a fan of this guy you've been watching his videos regularly every few weeks he looks exactly the same and then this week he just came out of the clouds like down 200 pounds that's that's awesome that's a very very smart strategy genius and then did he did he lose fans or are people happy people are mad that's why I initially saw with people being like you know [ __ ] this guy I can't believe he did this I was like looked into what he did I was like this is actually incredible yeah Awad he did he did 50 videos and then didn't work for two years why are people mad about that I it took some balls on him though because I'm assuming that when he dropped his first video when he like pre-recorded all the stuff he probably didn't have a massive following yet and he just knew like I'm going to put these out I'm going to record two years worth of videos and I'll be I'll be a big star and then by the end of them boom skinny that's incredible because it's like a huge payoff and he's also skinny now yeah so but does he lose the people because that was his whole thing being fat he probably does or also I don't know how he's going to be able to you know mukbang as much food now that he's super super skinny that's what people are upset about has also said that there's another conspiracy that says that these new pict pictur are actually old pictures oh so he's back to being fat again that like he this right here is actually the social experiment food gu just eat the food and so the social experiment is to see whether or not people support him getting skinny or not and the real one is going to be him getting even fatter so you're saying he pre-recorded the social experiment video so this social experiment video is like four years old it goes back then he got super fat to record all these other mukbangs I saw one theory that there's no loose skin and there's a video with his cat that's no longer alive oh it's always the cat it's always the cat but that would be saying that he recorded a video and he was super skinny then got super fat so that there's still like a twoe a twoyear gap I I did that unknowingly and no this difference way like let me show you the picture i' I've seen a picture oh I didn't see a fat picture I saw the skinny picture everyone's freaking out also he dropped this on an NFL I'm pretty sure which didn't care I don't think the mukbang community is is worried about that's their fault they should have watched Joey chess on at halftime they would have L that they would have loved that now wait is it a possibility because taking a picture of yourself and being like look how skinny I am I'm going to put this up online after I'm done being fat that's a thought that would occur to a fat person right to be like I'm going to lose all this weight then I'll gain it back by mukbanging and then I'll reveal that I'm actually skinny right so maybe he was fat then skinny then he got fat and now he's skinny again yeah we don't know how deep this goes this goes very deep oh wow those are crazy pictures okay yeah he looks fat and then skinny again he could have just he could have just had time do this like I I don't understand the revers I did the nikado avocado uh thing reveal over the last 10 years at bar stool by Unknowing mukbanging all the time and then getting really fat so that second one I don't know how people can say that there's no loose skin on him he's wearing a shirt and boxers so it's probably covering up any loose skin that would be there right I would agree H he does look AI the cat remember the cat yeah the cat C it's all yeah cat came back to life cat came back oh wow could it be a different cat so he was just eating just to eat I mean mukbang videos are disgusting I I watched a few they're they're yeah they sound that looks like he's got the skinny guy the the loose tits the second picture that's loose tits it's a little loose tits and he's got like the uh the kind of big skin on his neck big face yeah okay I believe him n Nado nikado avocado way to go I always thought that mukbang was something that like horny guys watched but apparently not I feel like it's like uh Ben Stiller's character in DodgeBall yeah would watch mukbangs yeah while he ate heal yeah to to just like make himself not get fat yeah okay good cool Throne thanks we should mukbang yeah we do we should call it mukbanging true all right uh PF your hot seat cool Tron well I couldn't Muk I thought about it I was like if I did a mukbang have three bites yeah you can't mang be the worst mukbanger out there you could only mukbang on Vine yeah you'd be really good at that The Accidental mukbangers would be a good you know Channel yeah where someone just Falls around it's just people eating is is there one of these for people sleeping probably that that's the next thing just like all the things in your hierarchy you this is I'm going to do a mukbang but it's just me having shelter yeah me sleeping so hard yeah okay uh PFT uh my hot seat is my bald spot yeah so uh thank you I put a video up online yesterday the whole premise of it was to make people think that I did something really really bad and then at the end of it I was like psych all that stuff is not true and I'm just getting my hair read on hey guys it's me PFT um I'm here obviously on the road right now real quick kind of an unexpected trip um we'll get to all that later I'm sure you'll find out more about that in a little bit but um I'm told that this is going to come out anyway so I wanted you guys to hear it from me because I I care about you guys and I feel like you deserve to hear the news from me first um you're going to hear some stuff about me not actually being from the DC area and me being a paid influencer for the Washington commanders and while that is true that that's how I initially started following the team five years ago when Dan Snyder was paying me um I I still like the team they're so fun guys uh it's just like maybe the the pretense of the relationship wasn't exactly what what I had portrayed to you and I I put my hand up on that one um for any miscommunication but I still like the team now I still like Jaden I I I'm a I'm a commander fan I mean come on um so you're going to hear some some things about that um there's going to be some reports that I don't actually run my Twitter account which is true somebody else does the tweets and stuff for me um and somebody else was blogging for me and the original PFT commenter sold his account to uh my conglomerate of influencers that I established circa 2014 and then I just kind of became the face of that account and um again if that was misleading at all to anybody if anyone was confused by that I apologize that's the last thing that I ever wanted to do is confuse anybody uh also uh I don't actually own the El Camino it's rented and um I'll be returning it soon so uh I hope this clears up some things actually [ __ ] that none of that's true but the truth is I'm in Boston because I'm going to get my hair done today I'm going to get a hair replacement thing because listen hear me out hear me out I want to keep the long hair I want to keep the long hair I could shave it all off but I'm not ready to have short hair yet and there's no worse look on planet Earth than a guy with long hair who's also going bald so I'm not going to do that [ __ ] I'm not going to do it no big deal see that that's going to be full it's going to be full as of tomorrow so everybody be cool about it remember things could be worse I could be a total fraud instead my only my hair will be slightly fraudulent but maybe my takes will get better maybe I'll get smarter maybe I'll just be hot probably not the last one but um yeah I was just [ __ ] with you guys but the hair part yeah new hair and I'm going to blame the reason why I need new hair by the way not because my hair is thinning or I have mail pattern bald this it's that that damn case race on the act when the leaf blower sucked up my hair in we had to cut it off right here I'm just going to blame that for it um but yeah everybody be cool all right see you tomorrow bye so that that I hope that will be studied by lawyers in the future that if your if your um your client is on trial for like armed robbery you just confess that he murdered a bunch of people and then at the end you say psych he didn't murder anyone but he did rob a bank so and then people won't get mad for it but yeah um we're not rebuilding we're recalibrating I love it you're attacking it I'm attacking it I'm not going to defend getting uh getting a hair procedure I'm just going to tack the people that that come at me for uh trying to shame me because guess what women do makeup every day that's true people do o zic speaking I'm reclaiming it speaking of which on that video Marlin's man hit me up he left a comment underneath saying P here's the deal you and your mom are invited to go to the commander game with me first row still love you man mom too and he said that's nice uh please forward to PFT since bloggers run his account oo oh yeah that's been going on since like wait wait wait so so Marlin's man believe he believed the video yes cuz in the video I said uh I'm not actually a commander fan Dan Snider's been paying me for the last seven years to pretend that I am correct uh that I bought my account I'm not the original PFT commenter and that I don't even do my own tweets yes I have somebody else that does that for me so he believed all that and he wants to invite you to a commander and my mom yeah and your mom uh you got one guy I got one guy I got one guy at least but yeah it's uh it was a like three and a half hour thing yesterday in six months I'm going to have my hair back to 2016 levels I'm going to feel pretty good about it let's go uh so yeah I'm I'm 2016 you keep saying 20 is that your Peak hair I think so yeah I was thinking about that earlier I think that out a few times and I feel like that well 2016 my hair was winning championships my hair was a dynasty and then got a little older lost a few pieces we had to recal it's like when the Ravens drafted Lamar Jackson what I just did yeah like my hair right now is Joe flacko he was sick a few years ago then he started some you know pieces not working so good bring in a new guy then we're going to be competing again how much did you losing like 30% of your hair on the case race influence this U the the doctor said Almost 100% so I had a perfect head of hair until the case race and my hair got stuck in that leaf blower and then big cat cut it off and that's what made me bald it would have been funny if you had brought the leaf blower with you because we have that hair impant you could have used it yeah also I just realized that in my analogy about my new hair being Lamar my old hair being Joe Flo Max's hair is just Patrick Mahomes no matter what I do Max's Max's hair is going to kick my hair's ass kicking your ass yeah uh but yeah I I'm happy for you I feel good about it I'm just going to be wearing a hat for the next like three months as it grows in and then which is a good thing because I I got the Willies when I saw the the points in your head well no it's yeah it's a bunch of scabs cuz they they like grinded that [ __ ] yeah but it was cool we're taking it back taking back the hair [ __ ] love it not being ashamed I love it um because my options I I think I told you this before but my options to me were either cut it off and just go bald naturally yep or two um become a guy with long hair who's bald and that is the worst would have rocked the sket would have rocked it works on Terry Bradshaw the skullet would have rocked but I decided that that was not the future for me uh my cool Throne is deshun Watson being a better football player than he is a person yes so uh in a recent update to the debate on uh how bad he's gotten at playing football versus his personal life he has been accused of sexual assault yes and uh it seems like the details are pretty bad if true he should not be in the NFL um but you could say that about any number of accusations against Deshawn yeah and also about his football play too yeah uh not a good guy not a good guy so I the NFL is like looking at it and monitoring it and the upshot of it is if he if he is like credibly accused and he can be punished under the NFL code of conduct then the Browns might be able to cut him they it'd still be like a giant cap hit right but I think it would be better for the Browns uh to get rid of him any via any means necessary any way you can and the bottom it goes back to what we've said about Deshawn for the last what three years which is either he is the victim of the biggest most coordinated most ruthless smear campaign against an individual maybe in the history of sports or he's a disgusting human being who should be in jail thing either way he SS a quarterback yes uh but those are really your only two options yeah that you have right now yeah um but yeah it's pretty ugly and also I've noticed that this has taking a lot of the sting off uh Russell Wilson's Denver Broncos contract being the worst contract $85 million cap hit I think when they when they got rid of him yeah so it can be done and it could be worse if you're the Broncos yeah like every time you you write that check just be like listen at least at least he wasn't Des Shawn yeah and now LeBron's need to start jamus just start jamus Deshawn might also have a burner account oh maybe do you have it no it's uh I think Tate blogged it oh Leroy bicker staff oh which is a great name if you're going to create a burner account it's a great name he only responds to things about deshan Watson refers to Deshawn as four oh yeah guys in the locker room got Four's back all day long okay you never played the sport you don't know four like that if oh no I'm I'm gonna say it's not burner culture there's there's especially with NFL like people are so fivehead that they know there's so many examples of burners getting busted that they know like fake burners and and the first one is if four had a tackle like Trent Williams he he'd be able to show his greatness four can't succeed when he's got no chance back there that this is someone cosplaying is deshaan burner because he also get he's he has guaranteed money why does he care yeah well because here if he cared he would just play better well no cuz here's the thing about people no matter how rich you get you still want to get online and get your takes off yeah but a fact Elon Musk bought Twitter to get his takes off even yeah but that's fair but this is yeah he this is too obvious there's no way he would burner accounts wouldn't tweet on their like they' they respond to things they don't tweet oh I if for had Trent Williams that's a that's not a burner account though was the real one oh that wasn't the real one that might have been a fake I think that was a fake a fake fake account all right so then maybe it's back the internet sucks so read one of them four got the respect of his teammates and that's all that matters nobody care what the fools on the app got to say about a man they don't know H okay guys in the locker room got fours back all day long it's y'all that never played the sport and don't know four like that this four thing is bothering me and they're all fours this is bothering me okay maybe it is so the the one about Trent Williams that's definitely a fake one yeah because it was that would have been set up too perfectly to have like oh is this Deshawn's burner account requesting saying that another player by name is better than his own teammates right that's a red flag but the ones that I'm looking at right now uh well did he do a halftime did you give a doom yeah I'm going to give it a doom uh he's responding to one that says deshun Watson's career is over and he's says coach is ruining the career of one of the best athletes of the generation that to me seems like a little heavy-handed yeah that's too much yeah that's too much because stans's a great coach who is Leroy bicker staff that regardless of whether or not staff yeah legit but Leroy bicker staff is a great name yeah okay well we we'll keep looking um all right my hot seat is the Miami police because the uh cam footage came out for Tyreek Hill arrest and that guy was what the [ __ ] yeah he was crazy yeah he you there were like three or four guys that were just ready to go right off the bat they were trying to I didn't even realize they were trying to arrest Janu Smith too yeah it's crazy and Clay Campbell came up to deescalate and glaz Campbell great friend great teammate also very smart because he realized he knows that he's a big man yeah and so he's just like walking backwards the entire time just like showing I'm not approaching you but you're going to hear my voice yeah and cl Campbell if you're trying to deescalate any situation the best way to do it is to have CL Campbell stand there and start talking yeah that will deescalate any situation and and we do we did find out also how Drew rosenhouse got there so quickly Tyreek was just on the phone saying get true here get true here get true here yeah there there was a another thing that came out earlier today a quote from uh Miami police and they said that they were booking him on speeding because they visually identified that his car was traveling approximately 60 MPH told you it's the car they just see a sick car and they're like that's going too fast there was a video that you could see of the car going by and you see the cop turn the motorcycle around and follow him tyre's car was going faster than the other cars but the initial reports that it was going 100 miles per hour yeah it was not even close not true and when the cop says visually we think the car was going 60 M hour then that's when you know that there's about to be some copaganda they just they were like yeah his car looked fast yeah that was that was crazy and listen Tyreek Hill from what we know of his past has probably done stuff that warrants him getting thrown onto the ground by police officers yeah this was not one of them no and if you just take Tyreek out and in his place you put like one of those Sovereign citizen guys and they make it their entire life's Mission just to like record themselves talking to police to outsmart them I love those guys yeah they're the best so ridiculous they're so funny uh what Tyreek did was he rolled his window down gave his information over then rolled his window back up up that's stuff that I see all day every day from the sovere you can do that to a police officer yeah you don't have to talk to a police officer it was nuts um all right my cool Throne is uh the people of Orlando because I am taking up a new fight I don't know if you guys saw the news but they're changing the Orlando Airport and the Chili's is going to be gone in 2025 and we're not going to let this happen we're not going to let this happen why are they taking it out I don't know but we're going to fight I'm going to fight for the people I am going to ounce a travel boycott to the Orlando Airport after 2025 if they actually take it away if they actually take it away they're taking they're replacing Chilis or they're taking the whole Stairway to Heaven they're taking I think the whole Stairway to Heaven uh the Chili's I by the way if they ever do an auction I would like to buy some of that stuff uh by the Chili's but they I did I did contact the or Orlando airport by what by by what stuff exactly whatever they got like a fajita plate or something I don't know just buy the escal literally anything the stuff on the wall walls the Orlando Airport responded to me when I asked for comment they said we love Chili's just as much as you all do our partners will still be around in their current location through September 2025 there's still time to score delicious fajitas and Chicken Crispers and ride that sweet sweet Stairway to Heaven that was just like they're Pat me on the on the top of the head yeah I will not accept this we will figure out a way to get that chilies and if we don't make sure someone tells me when they auction stuff off cuz I want to buy it are they remodeling because they just they don't like the look of it and they want to do no just a visual overhaul it's crazy it's crazy terrible news I predict that people are going to stop visiting Orlando Florida entirely because of this I'd agree with you what else is there to do in Orlando nothing nothing it's no there's no Amusement found in Orlando there's chilies yep in The Stairway to Heaven in fact I won't even take a connecting flight through Orlando I agree I won't either fact I mean I'm never taking my kids to Disney cuz I never went as a kid got to pass that got to pass that forward pass that down got to pass that I hold that with me that's what you got to do share share your trauma with your children Disneyland maybe not going to Disney World always wanted to go as a kid never yeah but univers I can't I can't one of your kids is going to start liking my wife can take them I'm not going whatever one of those movies is and and you're going they like all of them they don't know that Disney World exists yet I'm going wait till one wait till one that was that was it's it's the kids in their class did you go no but okay so stand with me I'm with you but I just feel like you're you're you're going to get rolled over I went to Disneyland yeah so we'll go to Disneyland I'm fine with Disneyland or whatever the Universal Studios yeah Universal Studios is fun we can do that you're at Florida Disneyland is in California I'm going to Disneyland I will not go to Disney World I never went as a kid I wanted to go so bad I went I almost died what I roller coaster no I went to I like ran always too fat I no I ran away jumped in jumped in the pool without any floaties I was 3 years old oh some random like 10 old that happens my daughter did that she just dropped to the Bott the youngest of four yeah and I picked her up and I was like don't do that again she was mad at me you know what the only the only acceptable substitution I would take in that airport for the Chili's Medieval Times yeah if they put a Medieval Times in an airport I'm [ __ ] in or Wing nuts or Wing nuts yeah you can do that too Wing nuts or part of my cheese steak free we don't pay rent yeah we can listen we're we're normal dudes we can negotiate no red yeah but Medieval Times the people watch a battle before takeoff I'd agree with that kind of tough getting the swords and stuff through oh no it's not through I think it's pre prsa post I think it's post well they should be allowed to go through the line with the pilots and and the flight attendants yeah in your night suit in their night suit um all right let's get to our interviews we got Scotty Sheffer and then we have uh coach Thomas hammock from NIU brought to you by our friends at game time football season is here and we can't wait to get out to score uh to some games this fall with the help of game time the official ticketing partner bar stool Sports you know how much we love game time now with their brand new game time picks feature they're making it even easier to get to a game game time picks filters out the fluff to show 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thank you yeah it's been uh it's been a fun year um I really I don't really think about the money very much I think that kind of becomes a big deal just with the FedEx and everything but um you know at the end of the day just playing golf and um the money's just you know a gift on top of that I mean it's really all it is that rocks that you have to find out how much money you made by reading about it in an article I think it's something that we should all aspire to one day like the News tells me how much money I make yeah yeah I mean I know you're you're a humble guy and uh you you do feel like you whenever we you talk to the media like the one thing I like is you're very honest and it's like these are the things that are important to me um but there has to have been at least one moment where you're like holy [ __ ] that's a ton of money that's pretty damn cool yeah I mean I remember playing my first PJ tourent as a pro and I didn't like play great I finished maybe 40th Place it was like two weeks after graduating college colle and um made like 30 or 40 Grand or something like that and I remember looking at Meredith when I got home when I got the text you get like a text from the tour after each tournament telling me how much money you made and I kind of looked her I was like oh my gosh like I just got paid for that that's insane yeah yeah yeah so it's it's pretty fun you know I still feel I me I really do I still feel like a kid um just because I like I'm sure you guys can relate to that a little bit like you just sit around at your job and have fun all day and like that's what I get to do I get to go play golf and have fun really yeah yeah yeah no I mean we we definitely can relate to that because we today is the start of football and we're like oh this is going to be awesome we're going to sit on the couch and hang with the dudes for the next six months so yeah we're we're we're we're equally as blessed that's for sure your caddy probably feels pretty happy about it too your caddy is probably like looking at his phone how does that work he gets he gets a text from the tour too um no no he just gets he just gets like we have a girl that helps us like pay bills basically because I'm a child and I can't keep track of all that stuff so she quickly took over that that job and she just she text me at the end of every week he's like hey this is how much for pante I'm like that's great perfect yeah thumbs up that's great so uh we um we know you know where you went to high school obviously it's a long history of of sports grades that went there do you know Jake felt personally no but I've heard of Jake felt is he uh was he Stafford's guy well no yeah Stafford was his guy yeah Jake Jake felt is one yeah yeah one was what he do he scored a bunch of points in the uh the state finals up five like r five touchdowns five touchdowns he's he was better than Clayton Kershaw and Matthew Stafford Jake felt is the true true Highland Park uh Champion he's our guy yeah yeah so I do I listen to the podcast a little bit during the season it gets kind of tough to keep up but like this time of year I'll listen to a bunch because football's back and um I did I listened to part of that Stafford interview and it was pretty funny you guys mess with him about the the how Park stuff like do you know Clinton kersha went to your high school he like no never heard that wait wait so all right thank you uh that you listen to the show at all um how dumb are we when we talk about golf like we're we're really dumb right I I mean I've heard a little bit of the golf stuff like I know that you know Hank's a big fan of the live the live golf and all that yeah I mean you're not not great about golf yeah so maybe this is a good opportunity for for you to educate us what do we get wrong about golf the hardest part about being a great golfer and sustaining that I don't know either I'm not a podcaster yeah well we also root for the course yeah we we root for the course a lot is that as in like you want us to shoot over par yeah yeah yeah we like it especially in the US Open when they grow the Fescue out and it just becomes just a a jungle of weeds and it's impossible golf to play and I'm sure it's very frustrating but for us at home we root for the course to just swallow up golf balls have guys custody I I did hear you would you like to apologize to America for for saying the FW on the golf course last week yeah I'd like to uh formally apologize to all of America okay thank you my accepted formal apology my my four-year-old son Chris saw that and uh that's that's the only word that he says now he's GNA get kicked out of school yeah when he eventually goes to school yeah the uh so yeah we're we're we root for the course um we don't really follow the rules oh here's one you you are you follow follow the rules you're a consumate pro um do you think it's uncouth to just fill out whatever score you want at the end of a round like for instance I shot a 72 at shinicock um it's really up to you I think that's a great part about golf you know you you sign your own scorecard yes if if you're G to rest easy at night then hey man more power to you let happen I sleep like a baby yeah all right great if you can live with yourself being a liar then go ahead yeah I can I have no problem living with myself just filling out fake scorecards okay that's great so Scotty Sheffer basically you you basically just signed my scorecard at shinok not really but yeah yeah okay all right perfect I'll take it yeah that's no that that's great I love that um I this might be a tough question for you but uh have you personally thanked Jeff Darlington for being there during your arrest um I actually did I spoke to him at the end of that week because he actually came up to me and apologized he's like hey man like I'm really sorry and he was I mean awesome about the whole thing because he was worried that cuz he obviously was on TV a bunch after that so he was worried that I thought that he was doing it to like help himself like he came up and apologized like listen man I'm just so sorry like they gota you know it's my job I gotta do all the TV stuff I'm like listen man I was glad that somebody saw that yeah what happened and that was just there because he helped like he he was getting yelled at by the police and like coming up being like no no no like this this is not he's like no no no and they're like get the heck out of here and eventually he came up to the car and was like who should I call and I was like dud just call Teddy that's the first name I could think of and uh so he got hold of Teddy got hold a Blake and then all this stuff started happening um from there and fortunately it's all it's all over now it it was great that he he was there to Chronicle it because if if there was nobody there at the time then the report is just Scotty sheffler rested then uh an hour later we see what the charge would be and then everybody's like what the hell is going on but since Darlington was there and he had eyes on it it almost seemed like from the very start the narrative was free Scotty which which was great for you yeah well I mean the the part that still just really blows my mind is like I yeah I got arrested which is one thing but the reason I got arrested was the police officer charged me with second degree assault like that's a pants his pants were were damaged Beyond repair yeah yeah but I mean it's I mean it's like at this point it's for the most part I'm over it like talking about it a lot throughout the year like it really was very traumatic but like at this point I feel like I'm getting over it in a sense to where like when people like when my friends would ask me about it like I would literally like start shaking again just because it was such like a wild thing that happened yeah like just but now I feel like I'm kind of on the other end of it like things are starting to come down and it's like yeah I went to jail yeah it's a good bit Yeah it basically is like as much as it sucked in the moment I had to really suck especially you're playing a major now hopefully you have enough time where it's like it kind of worked out perfect that not only did you get a little street cred with your mug shot but every every basically every moment after it happened you got more and more Vindicated that you did nothing wrong so it was just like oh it was even more like Scotty did nothing wrong and now you can look back and be like look that's pretty cool t-shirt free Scotty yeah yeah the free Scotty yeah yeah my friends my friends have had quite the field day with that uh that experience but yeah glad it's kind of in the rearview mirror now yeah so so this season uh was incredible for you uh at what point in the season were you like this is different I'm I'm did you know that you were like I I'm playing the best golf of my life like I can feel this and everything's just working I don't really know I don't like I'm not very intuitive with that kind of stuff I kind of just like really do live day by day like I can barely remember what I did yesterday and I don't like make a ton of plans for tomorrow I kind of just try to live in the present as much as possible and so in terms of golf like you just go from one thing to the next and like sometimes like Marth and I like we got home this week the last couple years when we get home from the season you know I haven't been able to win East L the the two years before where I had the lead and then I lost it and so you come home and like just pretty sad and um you know coming home this time like we just kind of sat there and we're like how amazing is this like just won the last tournament of the year like we can just just chill and it's been great because I'm really really tired yeah been a long year but yeah just sometimes I feel like I'm living in the simulation because like I really do feel like a kid still like I still feel sometimes like I'm in high school because I just play golf and play golf for a living that's pretty much what I do I go practice play golf come home hang out with my family and then go back out on the road like it's not nothing crazy yeah how awesome is it that your offseason starts football season like that's the best that's the best offseason ever best yeah it's the best um yeah it's the best just sitting like like Sundays Sundays are such great days like I love the NFL and like we we got into a good routine last year of like waking up I'd watched Sports advisors and then uh yes we go to church come home play some bats and then just sit around and watch football is awesome wait hold hold on time out time out you would watch stew finer and then go to church yeah well that's the correct order to do it true yeah that is incredible you know what's you know what's really funny is I told Meredith we're driving home from our lake house yesterday and um merth is my wife just everybody knows and uh we were driving home yesterday I was like yeah I got the podcast with the with the barso guys tomorrow morning but that's pretty much all I got tomorrow and she's like okay you doing it with like with like the guy I was like who are you talking about she's like the the guy the favorite number guy and I was like scer that's incredible oh that makes me so happy that like just see I mean you're you're you're the best because you're just watching St yeah I love that but yeah if you hear Stu say 15 1530 enough then the yeah you have to run to church yeah yeah find a preacher to talk to immediately after watching visor yeah that's perfect she's like she was wondering she's like well can I come say hello I was like well st's not going to be on on this show and she's like okay never mind then yeah listen you have a you have a a free invite to come to our office and watch a taping of advisers that would be the funniest thing ever you you could see you could also see that we cut out a lot of the stuff that Stu says that he has he doesn't even know we cut it out he'll he'll he'll be like great show and we're like Stu we can't use half the things you said we might have to start sending you a director's cut yeah the the ble button yeah yeah yeah so all right so how how are you feeling about the Cowboys this year um typically I go into every year with a ton of Hope and then just get crushed this year for some reason my Hope's not as high I've kind of like moved the Hope over to the Longhorns um but the first game's gonna start I'm like they're gonna win every game this year it's gonna be awesome like we're I'm that Cowboys fan where it's like we're gonna win the Super Bowl are going to go to the playoffs do all the stuff and then just never even comes close to happening yeah last year was tough in the playoffs were you were you at that game no we were um we were playing a tournament in California that week and I remember we it was a Sunday we were out it was before the tournament started we were out playing golf just some of buddies like Sam Burns a couple other guys and Sam and I are like all right we need to get home and get to the game and we were having a chipping contest and like the game had started but we were you know gambling and so we had to finish the finish the match and then like by the time we finished the match like we're just watching the score and I'm like I'm not going home to watch this it's already like getting blown out and like my phone has now been like tossed to the other side of the green it's like it's over and we went and watch the second half but I mean it was was tough yeah you think dak's the guy yeah I mean I think the team's good enough they just they just don't like seem to perform when it matters the most and sometimes that's you know bad luck could be a mental thing I mean like the team last year was so good and then just the first game like I don't know how fluky of a sport football is but if it's anything like golf like stuff can just happen really fast and just gets away from you at the wrong time and um it's tough man it's tough yeah we well we did our preseason Awards uh on Wednesday's show and Dak won an award so you should be you should be excited about that what what was the award it was least improved player of the year we don't I mean we just think he's gonna be the same he's not GNA improve he's not bad he's going to be good he's going to be back Prescott but he's not going to get any better yeah right so to be fair like he had a great regular season last year like he played awesome for most of the year yeah right he's going to have the same regular season he going to be very good this year he's just not gonna improve I hope he can improve we might have to submit you for least improve golfer for next year because you're so good right that would be that would be an honor if you if you didn't improve you just stayed the same you're number one I guess you you probably do you do you do want to improve you want to improve yeah so actually that's a serious question though if you're at the top of your game right now you're playing really good golf uh what's that line like between going out and trying to practice something and and find an area to improve and also not screwing up what you have right now yeah I think that's that's where guys can sometimes run into trouble when they um in golf you always feel like you can get better because it's so hard and that's one of the things I I find funny about people always like if you root for the golf course I don't understand why golf is the sport where like we want to watch those guys suffer but every other sport it's like we want to see the best we want to see football players at their best like we want to watch guys dunk the basketball make long threes and golfer like no no we want to watch these guys suffer yeah it's because we it's because we stink and so we watch you on TV and we're like we want you to experience just like a taste of what I experience every single shot when I play you know yeah um well I shanked one last week so there there you go PF I saw that that was nice yeah I I was like one of us one of us but yeah do you have do you have stuff that you go out there and you're like I need to improve on this but I also have to make sure that I'm not screwing up my normal swing uh yeah I I would say most of the stuff I do on my full swing is mostly maintenance so in terms of just like making sure my setup's good making sure I'm taking the club back properly and when I practice at home and I'm hitting balls I'm with my coach most of the time um and so full swing is mostly just maintenance as far as a short game goes like you can always get better like trying to improve my bunker game this year my putting I think can still improve um every offseason I kind of have one point of emphasis because you always got to be working on everything um and some years it's been my diet last year is my putting one year it was you know doing a lot of stuff in the gym and I think as I'm thinking more and more about this offseason I think I'm GNA focus more on like kind of my endurance and eating better like I'm gonna go back to kind of the diet workout stuff this offseason to be my like point of emphasis just so as a year goes on you know I can really kind of maintain the same level of of performance probably just feeling better at the end of every round at the end of a weekend you don't you have more energy at the end of it yeah and a part of your your putting Improvement was just switching Putters which is genius I do that like six times a year and never seen work out for me but was so the The Story Goes that Rory said that you should look at a different Putter and then next thing you know you're you're using a different Putter and now Rory just shot himself in the foot because now Scotty can putt I don't know if that's something that you actually heard from Rory or if that's something that you had planned for a while no it's something that I thought about but I mean don't let the truth get in the way of a good story right M we never do yeah yeah never do yeah um yeah no it was something that my putting coach and I had thought about and then that week at the beginning of the year I had improved a little bit but I still wasn't where I felt like I could be I felt like we could keep getting better and um that was something that it was nice for me to kind of get out of my own head look at something different like I used to line up the ball where I wanted to hit it when I was putting and it would kind of get in my head a little bit and so now I'm just trying to get more athletic where I'm just getting over trying to see the break and just hit the Putt and kind of let the results be the results and with the spider putter specifically I don't use a line on the ball I just put the ball down and just try to be as athletic as possible yeah do you have a uh do you have a favorite round from this year I mean you have so many the Masters you were incredible the gold medal I mean that one I feel like we just pass over that what you did in that final round to win the gold and come back was you're just on fire but do you have one that if you look back you're like yeah that was that was my favorite round I played in competitive golf this year I think I think the Olympics is probably a pretty tough one to beat just just the way it happened there late in round and with it being the Olympics um that was pretty pretty special day yeah yeah what you just just started ripping birdies like non-stop down the stretch yeah like we we made the turn and uh I had Birdie the first three holes did made par on the ne made pars on the next six holes and kind of missed some birdie putts like I missed some pretty makeable opportunities um early in that round on the front nine and uh when we made the turn I just you know Teddy kind of kept me in a good head space and then you know I just started making birdies but there was a time that we almost felt out of the tournament I I had switched my attitude to be like all right let's just try to see if we can get a medal and all of a sudden I started making birdies and I saw those guys made some mistakes and then I remember looking at the scoreboard when I was on 17 and I saw that Tommy hadn't birdied 14 which was a reachable par five probably the easiest fall in the back nine and I think ramen made double and so all sudden I thought I was going to be one back and have that putt to tie for the lead and then all of a sudden I was like oh my gosh this putt is to take the lead and Rah is now falling even further back and so now there's only one guy really that has a great chance of catching me and it was kind of just one of those things where everything fell into place and I had a great back nine and was able to win yeah thank you I mean you won it for us for America yeah we needed that we actually I think I think we beat China by one gold medal yeah that's I think we tied China I think we tied him but we won because we had more other yeah so we would have lost outright if you had not done that so you are you're Captain America and we say that to every single person we've interviewed that won a gold medal but it's a big deal you're the gold medal that did it well to be fair I mean it's true yeah you are it's it's all you know everybody that got a gold medal without each one of us getting the gold you know would be a different story yeah yeah so what's your what's your favorite trophy or uh or I guess you can include the green jacket in this some people would put that on the Mount Rushmore of green thing if you win a green jacket but if you were to compare a gold medal and a green jacket what's better I don't know that's tough the uh you know they're just different the Green Jacket is something that I always grew up dreaming about and thinking about but when you get the green jacket you know there's a lot of rules you can't really do a ton of stuff with it because you're out like I'm the only person that has the green jacket outside the gates of Augusta National and so when you're out with the Green Jacket you're representing the club and it's a tremendous honor whereas the gold medal it's a great honor but there's no real rules you it's just a gold medal you can kind of do whatever you want with it and so like the amount of people that have seen the gold medal taking pictures with the gold medal that part's been really fun yeah whereas jacket you know it's more of an honor in representing the club and so there's not a whole lot that I that I do with it other than it just kind of chills in the closet and I'll put it put it on every now and then yeah well you had the story that you told to the media that you just like you put on was it the green jacket and then held a couple trophies and you're like look at me now to to your wife um I mean you got to add the gold medal to that what what was going through your head you're like you know what I'm going to flex once in a while because you are too humble I that would be my only tip to you every now and then you should just Flex on people and just show up randomly with a green jacket or you know a gold medal and be like I'm Scotty Sheffer and you're not um yeah I remember that day I don't know what kind of mood I was in but I I put on because like some of the tournaments I was wearing early in the year they all gave you like a jacket like there was a I had a cardigan from Bay Hill I had like a plaid jacket and I had a green jacket and I just like decided to put them all on one morning cuz Merith would think it was funny and just grabbed a couple trophies walk into the kitchen I was like what's up yeah you deserve that down to the coffee shop yeah just wearing the green jacket oh I forgot this old thing yeah didn't even know I had it on yeah oh yeah totally forgot I was wearing it one of the one of the best things that you did I thought was your uh your Champions dinner that you set for people at the Masters your menu was impeccable I think it's the best that I've seen and and some people said that it was like oh this is perfectly Scotty sheffler but uh they said that in a way like oh this there's nothing really crazy on here but your menu was cheeseburger sliders firecracker shrimp tortilla soup Texas ribey steak or black and red fish and then the warm chocolate chip Skillet cookie that is a perfect perfect Champion sitter so congratulations on that did anybody get the red fish or was everybody eating the steak no some people definitely got the fish like that's part of one of the things you have to do on the menu is uh you have to have a meat and a fish and so at the time I didn't even really eat red fish it was just like hey this is from Texas like let's just put that on the menu um if I did the same menu this year I'd probably eat the fish like I've gotten as I've improved my diet I've you know kind of added some of that stuff in um the only really funny thing that happened to the Champions dinner was there was tortilla soup was on the menu too and like at the Champions din I sit at the head of the table when when you're the defending Champion you sit at the head of the table with uh Ben kensaw and then chairman Ridley and uh everybody kind of sits in their own little areas like you have groups of guys where they sit year in year out and so most of the older guys are on my left side and they bring out the soup everybody sits down and they start eating it and it was unbelievably spicy and like all the old guys on the left side of the table just started coughing and like looking over you see sweating they're all looking at me like dude what are you doing I'm like I didn't know was going to be the spicy I'm sorry guys oh man I like that took out all the old guys yeah yeah but I mean maybe maybe this time have you given any thoughts of what what it's going to be this year because maybe you could put some really spicy in there maybe we do Wing nuts we get you we get we get Ed and Alicia from Buffalo to come down and make you guys win some buffalo wings some chicken wings them in them in Ed and Alicia Augusta would be all time we should maybe think about it'd be perfect yeah but I mean if you give something that makes everybody else uncomfortable that's a leg up for you in the actual tournament right yeah um unfortunately it only really took out the guys that been retired for a bit everyone else was fine with it um yeah yeah the so maybe this is a dumb question or you don't have a good answer to it but I'm always curious you you you know this season has been incredible you've had an insane stretch the last few years was there ever a moment in your journey with golf where you were like I might not make it like I'm because I know we know how hard it is we know the struggles everyone goes through was there ever one of those real moments where you had to sit down and be like is this actually going to be my future am I going to make the tour am I going to be able to like be a player that stays on it for a long period of time did that ever happen yeah all all the time I feel like yeah um I went through yeah I went through a couple a couple years in college where I battled some injuries like I battled a bad back and um it affected my swing for years where I was I was a really good Junior player and I had a great freshman year in college and my sophomore junior year I mean I could not keep the ball on the point I was hitting all over the map and uh it was really hard you know I spent two years there not playing anywhere near the best of my abilities and um yeah like it that stuff runs through your head all the time like can I do this like is this really gonna happen um and then I remember when I turned Pro I uh I turned Pro in 2018 and I started by playing Monday fallers like do you all know what the Monday fallers are yeah yeah so I was playing on the corn fairy tour there's more spots so I was like I'm just going to go try and play corn fairy tour Mondays and I would show up to the qualifier shoot 6 Seven 8 under not make it go to the next week fly to like I remember flew to St Louis I flew to Buffalo I'm flying all over the country to these random places playing Monday qualifiers playing really well and not getting in I'm kind of sitting there to myself like just failing time and time again and not and playing you know good enough to where I feel like I should be succeeding and then you kind of get home I look at Marth I'm like you know this is hard this is not what I signed up for you know this is um it's like you I think you know it's going to be a grind but at the same time I think in the back of your head you just expect things to go the way that you think they should go like you you just think that you're just going to show up and play great and everything's going to be awesome but there's a lot of times in golf where it's just it's really hard I remember um missing my rookie year on tour I had a pretty solid fall and then the spring started and I was like missing Cuts left and right and I remember we played a tournament T Pines and I'd shot like seven right under the first round on the easier course and we go over to play the South course which is much harder and I shot maybe have shot 80 and I bogey like the last five holes or something like that to miss a cut by one I remember coming off the course and calling Meredith to come pick me up and she's like hey how did today go I'm like not great I missed a cut and she had no idea because I was so far inside the cut line I I miss another cut and I'm thinking there to myself I'm like am I ever gonna make another cut again I mean I just bogey the last five holes to miss the cut by one like what what am I doing out here and so golf can be challenging like that I mean as as things are going great they can flip and go bad just as quickly and so um I'm trying to get better at soaking in the good times but yeah yeah yeah I mean the the golf I don't know how you guys do it week in and week out because it is the most frustrating game and to have your livelihood be like I have to mentally be there every shot and and like you said like moments where you're shooting well and then all of a sudden you don't make the cut I I the only thing I would say is you guys need to just do a better job of uh when someone like you know clicks a picture or something and then you're like like oh man I can't take my shot uh that's a little soft but everything else about golfers is tough as hell [Music] mhm you'd agree yeah soft yeah I do agree we actually yeah we experienced that this year so most of the tournaments in the states that almost never happens when we went to the Olympics I remember getting to the second hole and it's par three down the hill overwater it's like I think it was a five iron the first day and like a lot of the people at that tournament hadn't been to a golf tournament before and I think there may be a law in France where they like have to have the the sound on when they're taking a picture and so like you take the club back and all of a sudden like a hundred cameras go off and we're like trying to silence them and then like there's a language barrier we can't get him to stop and so basically we just played four days of a tournament with people just like making camera noises basically the whole tournament yeah that's that's something that the rider cup is usually really good think yeah and I'm thinking myself I'm like man this is really bugging me like I better better figure this out yeah it is yeah all right so yeah we should we should we get more clicks we need to be like France I actually like that law that you have to have the sound on so people can't sneak take pictures law there but it is a law in certain countries where you can't just be out like taking pictures of people so like it maybe the way the phone is programmed to where like you even when you silence it it doesn't silence the camera sound yeah I like that it's not a bad yeah you should stand you should stand on business when you take a picture of somebody in public you should let everyone know yeah I did it what are you going to do about it yeah but the rer cup the rer Cup's really good about that where you've got like a I don't know 10,000 people from England just chanting and singing songs and then the second you step up to the ball it's just pure silence they just they they know what to do there that's got to be a fun environment to play in the Ryder Cup is I would say probably the most fun tournament to be a part of um you know I remember the one the one we played over here at westling stretch was just nuts um you know we don't have as fond of memories of of Rome but still hanging out with the guys and you know making some some putts and stuff like that is is fun but the memories aren't as great in Rome as they were here in the states right yeah next time up it's going to be fun though yeah it's going to be nuts Keegan Keegan is Captain too it's going to be it's gonna be pretty fun uh pretty fun vibe yeah yeah um have you considered uh I know some football coaches actually put this rule in place where they tell their players not to be um not to be intimate with their wives between the months of January and like April so they don't have a baby during the season have you consider considered planning out your future children based on when the Masters is going to be U not quite okay uh yeah not quite we uh it's pretty difficult to have babies so whenever you know the next one decides to show up I think we'll be pretty grateful yeah the the have do you feel like you're a better golfer now that you're a father because I when I started having kids I was like I'm I'm a better podcaster I'm podcasting for them I got to I got to make sure I elevate my game for them that's just me though do you feel that you know I think part of it has helped me mentally because like like you said golf can be tough and I think you know sometimes I'm you know we can all be our own harshest critic and so when it comes to like how I'm performing on the golf course sometimes you know when I get off the course and after a tough day I'll kind of look at myself and be like well what you know what would I if this was Bennett you know what would I tell him after the day and so part of that has been really helpful and then you know when you get home I mean it's one thing for your parents and Meredith and everybody to say that they don't care what you shoot but at the end of the day you know it means a lot to me but when you get home and you see Bennett and he just like sees you walk through the door he's like hey man what's up yeah you truly do just kind of forget about everything else like it's it's pretty amazing yeah I'm uh when my kids come running to me and and to give me a hug I I I still remember like all the the money I just lost gambling but yeah kind of the same I definitely don't let it I bring that home perspective is I feel like a really good thing for golfers because you have you know you can be Your Own Worst Enemy you can get in your own head but if you have like a well-rounded perspective in your personal life then you are less likely to just psych yourself out and you're able to go out there and play well yeah and I mean golf's tough in a sense too like I I had a great year this year and I still lost a lot more than I won like you like golf is you know you you kind of live a little bit of a life of disappointment like you don't you don't really win that often it's not like football where you're winning most of your games or you know a lot of the team sports where golf like if you're struggling you're just going to play byad nobody can pick you up out there like you're just gonna have to live through it and then even when you're playing great you still don't win that often so there's still a lot of disappointment that goes with it yeah and I W I will say the the the what you were saying about your son and uh what I have with my kids is like the bad days when you come home and like it kind of gives you that escape where you're like oh this is I just throw myself into this and it's I don't even think about the bad day I don't think about the the golf I don't think about you know whatever's going on it's like this kid is just fun to be in his world yeah yeah like you just you just want your kids to be happy and like I mean Ben is he's so young right now like he learned how to smile in the last like month and a half but like getting home and you know when he like finally finds where you are in the room and he's like oh there you are and he just lets this big smile it's like just awesome like that was one thing I did not understand going into fatherhood like how how great something little feels like that I mean it's it's it's awesome by the way we had your back when it was the whole like Scotty will leave the Masters thing you got done Dirty by the media they just took a quote that you would you would hypothetically leave if your wife went into labor and they were like oh she's going to go in labor like any minute now you never said that yeah no and she wasn't going to she was due at the end of that month we were probably more worried about her going too late and getting into the like Bennett was going to come you know during the PGA and I was either going to have to like leave or not go to the PGA something like that whereas he was due I think two weeks after the master so there's always a chance but like Meredith hadn't been feeling any signs or anything like that and yeah it's like you always got to create a story right I mean yeah they should ask there wasn't there wasn't like a great chance that she uh she was going to go into labor I'm not even really sure how airtight of a plane we had if she did go into labor yeah we we F we fell for the initial headline because we're big time like read a headline we don't really like to read like a lot of words guys uh but then when we dug into it we're like no Scotty did nothing wrong this is the media just trying to make a story out of this like they they're pretending that he's he basically is like oh I'm leaving the second it happens but you never said it was about to happen yeah I I mean I think I'm sure I alluded to he was due at the end of the month and I think somebody asked me like would you leave if your wife's going to labor I'm like yes obviously it's first child of course I'm Gonna Leave what we what we talking about yeah of course I'm to leave like that's that's a once in a-lifetime experience and yeah but at no point was anybody like well when she really do I'm just kind of like sitting there like nobody ever asked I I try to keep my life off the course as private as possible like I I don't love being you know I feel like we live two separate lives like we have our life on the road where we travel and plug off and then we come home like we have our friends from high school and college and they've been our friends for forever and they know it's the same way they really don't care whether or not I won this week or not like we're gonna be doing the exact same thing this weekend it's not going to change what we do awesome that's a very smart way to live did you get did you get Dad's strength immediately sadly not oh no additional no additional yardage on your drive no additional yardage I would say the first you know couple months of Bennett being alive like when they're born like you're so nervous holding him that you're GNA like somehow Break Your Child So that you like tense up and hold him and it was actually really bad for my back the first you know couple months now that I've relaxed a little bit it's it's a little bit easier to hold him but I it was like clockwork we get home from a tournament and you know days in I you know rib would pop out or something like that like yeah holding them bouncing on like just soft little golf injuries yeah yeah yeah Dad strength also is just your kids thinking you're strong that's really like my my middle child is three and she said that I could lift a a school bus and then my oldest was like no he couldn't his arms would rip off so I was like all right this is a fun discussion but at least I have one kid who thinks I'm strong so that's that's the majority of Dad's strength yeah yeah yeah um all right well Scotty this has been awesome I I'm still just laughing about the fact that you uh like Stu finer in your life like Stu finer is part of your life it's it's one of the funniest things ever yeah yeah when when Merida said that yesterday I was kind of like there's definitely a weird feeling because I you know Stu's a bit of a Loose Cannon and I was kind of like my sweet wife even I have corrupted her now a little bit it's so good it's so good but I I do have one last question it's roback question rhob bac.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase qzip polos hoodies joggers shorts roback.com promo code take uh it's actually not a question I've been tasked I have to say thank you on behalf of our boss Dave uh who I don't know if you saw but he basically like was neck and neck with you in in uh you know yearly earnings off of Scotty sheffler it was like Scotty sheffler's making money for Scotty sheffler Scotty sheffler's making money for Dave pornoy all year so uh wanted to thank you and uh said he appreciates all your hard work for him of course yeah glad I could help I'm sure uh I'm sure if I start losing a money it'll go in the opposite direction just as fast but you know that's part of the life you know I'm glad I could help him this year you know gambling is is tough so glad I could help him out a little bit yeah you were probably the top earner at bar stool Sports this year for Dave like when he looks at the big like you know Big Board he's like who brought in the most Revenue it's like Scotty sheffer's on that list he probably made more than your caddy yeah he did yeah you yeah I think he did which is crazy he just wrote it he was he's a Scotty guy through and through love it appreciate the support yeah um well Scotty thank you so much uh anytime you're in town yeah we'd love to listen Open invite if you ever want to watch the live uh barcel Sports advisors we have a simulator here we get on that you could teach us some things so we appreciate it man this was so much fun and uh congrats again incredible year thanks appreciate it thank you all for having me on it was fun Scotty schaffler was being brought to you by our great friends over at the farmers dog I love the farmers dog Blake loves the farmer dog Stella loves the farmer dog we're all Farmers dog people and Blake and Stella are farmers dog dogs it is the best dog food they ship it to you specifically for your dog they pre-portion it you don't have to worry about meeting out the 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powerered AFC East Showdown coverage begins at 7 p.m. Eastern with football's best party tnf tonight live from Miami and if you're not a Prime member not a problem simply sign up for a 30-day free trial and you can cancel at any anytime I'm excited about this match up big cat the bills and the Dolphins I have a feeling that we're going to get some points there will be points this Thursday night and the only place to watch it is on Prime video bills vers Dolphins 700 p.m. Eastern Thursday Night Football on Prime video restrictions apply see Thomas Hammock amazon.com amazonprime for details and now here's Thomas hammock okay we now welcome on a very special guest he is head coach of the Northern Illinois husk skis off their big win in Southbend on Saturday Coach Thomas hammock coach first of all congratulations incredible game incredible story uh how are you feeling right now I want to say great job with your schedule having a bye-week uh after this but H how are the Vibes are you guys still kind of processing everything that happened on Saturday no still a lot of positive vibes uh I'm certainly excited we got a buy week uh we get a chance to lock them back in on the practice field uh but the are excited there's a lot of positive momentum for our program and I'm anxious to see how we can use this to catapult us um into uh a higher level yeah it was awesome seeing you guys on Saturday it was one of those stories where I feel like most of the country if not all the country besides Notre Dame fans were're rooting for you guys super super hard and it was cool to see after the game you got kind of emotional in the interview uh on the sidelines uh which is completely understandable I got emotional watching you get emotional um was that something that just hit you like a wave after the whistle was over or did it take until you know you go about your business shake hands and then you start talking on the sidelines to reporter and then it just it it comes over you all at once when did that when did that strong strong emotional pull take over well it was such a competitive game back and forth um that you never really had a moment to you know relax and understand what was happening and then when we blocked that kick um the emotion was shock uh Elation um I couldn't believe it our kids believ they they stayed in the fight they continued to work uh I told them all week we we didn't need luck uh and that wasn't a a lucky win uh I thought that was a a win where we showed U you know a level of physicality that we were able to match uh that team yeah so I I would make a terrible coach because I'd freak out at the first second of of something bad going on I know you've said afterwards that you you gave the message to them that they can win this game and you believed it but trust tree the game starts Notre Dame goes right down the field scores seven points you get the kickoff kind of a messed up kickoff you started your own two tell me was there a little part of you being like ah maybe we can't do this you know I think that's natural right uh we played Michigan in 2021 and got the the breakes beat off of us and came back and won a championship so when that ball hit the ground you know I started thinking about what type of message will I give to these guys if it doesn't go our way uh but we stayed in the fight um we at that touchdown by anio Brown 83 yard uh pitch and catch that that settled us down and then we was able to continue to to move forward from that point yeah because it is when you have these games where it's like a Mac team a G5 team going up against a power five team uh it is like you know the beginning of the game is really important because you want to have your guys believe that they can do it and it could couldn't have started worse for you in that sense and and still the guys stayed in it and fought yeah no we talked about handling the environment early and we didn't do a good job early in that game and so in a game like that uh momentum the crowd you know if they would have went up 14 nothing it it would have been hard to come back but yeah we we recovered the ball got it to the two yard line was able to have a 98 yard drive and then from that point it became uh who's going who's gonna want it the most and obviously we did at the end yeah and yeah go ahead I was just going to say when you're playing against team like Michigan or against Notre Dame is was your message kind of the same going into both of those games did you did you see something from Michigan that you saw at Notre Dame or was it completely opposite like do you always say we can beat these teams when you go up against a Powerhouse like that no the message were definitely not the same and I actually got myself in trouble with with our football team when we played Michigan uh when we played Michigan I thought it was the best team I've seen uh in college football at that point and after they beat us pretty good after the game I said they built a team to beat Ohio State and they haven't lost to Ohio State since uh that team was different uh from a physicality standpoint from an offensive line the tight ends the dline and I I really felt you know it was not a good match up for us uh whereas that was three years ago we've had three years to mature and grow uh into a more complete football team and so when we walked into Notre Dame even though they were a really good football team I thought we matched up well uh in the trenches uh which normally makes the biggest difference in those type of games yeah and and the message after like PFT said the the wave of emotion but I thought what you said too was so cool because college football's changed and it's you know you have to admit that it's changed the nil the transfer portal and your message about you know family and keeping these guys here I know you guys lost a few guys to the transfer portal but what kind of like going forward having a win like this it has to be huge for your program knowing that like you have that message and you could see it on the field and people were watching that game like we're different here right no you wouldn't believe how many uh you know young people have been in my my DMs talking about I want to come play for you it's almost like that uh that Jerry Maguire moment uh when when he huggs them uh you know when when Rod had he was his only uh client and he hugged them when he made made good plays at the end and then all the other players started thinking why can't I have a relationship with my agent like that yeah uh and so uh that that's been the the moment um since that game is a lot of people want to come play for us unfortunately you know we we don't have many spots left um but I think we can build upon uh you know genuine relationships um because there still a lot of people that that that want that yeah and it's it it's just such a cool story and it really is like what we love about college football shown through on a Saturday has it set in that it's weird to say but that was the biggest win in Northern Illinois history I mean I know you guys beat Alabama in 2003 Jordan Lynch finishing third Heisman you know Mac championships but is that weird to have that happen and be like wait that was the number one win in NIU history and you're an NIU lifer well you know I went to a Catholic School in Fort Wayne Indiana so I am well aware of everything about Notre Dame you know from all of my buddies being big huge Notre Dame fans uh to watching them growing up so I was uh aware of you know what a win against them uh would mean and just to find a way to get it done uh how many times have you been in games or seen games like that where you know the guy jumped over our safety and the game changes right uh but we were able to stand the fight uh and find a way to to make a couple plays at the end to give oursel a chance to win yeah did you have any friends and family members that were upset with you for beating Notre Dame you know what all of my all of my buddies and and family although they are Notre Dame fans they said for one day they they were rooting hard for the Huskies so uh that was you know meant a lot to me they probably said that afterwards just because they were like yeah I was I was totally rooting for you the whole time coach you know damn well during the game they're like come on Irish make this 61 I agree I agree I'm sure they was roooting for it and then when it turned the other way they figured they couldn't lose either way yeah so so your pregame speech I have a question about that uh you said rocket ishmail is not walking through that door there's no chance a room full of 18 to 22 year olds knew who you were talking about did you was there a moment you're like I need to I probably should have done a different name here yeah you know when you when you work on those speeches you you get yourself all prepared all week and you like I'mma really get him this week you know and so I walk in there and I'm like hey man rocket Ismail is not running through that tunnel and to me rocket isil was one of the best college football players uh in college football history and they kind of looked at me like um I'm I'm not understanding what you're saying uh and so then I had to give a couple more names so they can you know people that's played in Notre Dame that's had tremendous careers so I gave Joe Montana you know everybody knows Joe Montana Jerome betters Ricky Waters uh but uh know in my mind I I thought it was going to go a different direction because I have tremendous amount of respect for Rocket is that's perfect did you think at any point in your pregame speech be like hey guys I know this is Notre Dame but we've been you know we've gone to Kalamazoo on a Tuesday night with you know 30 degrees in sideways snow like there's Max's tough you guys you guys like the South Bend is something but you you have to go to you know Play Ball State when it's when the wind is whipping and there's like 20 people in this crowd that's tough too no those are tough moments because you know what uh it takes a lot more to get them excited to play but uh Notre Dame had a tremendous atmosphere a lot of fans uh you know those guys get up for those type of moments especially on national TV so uh but I I understand your point yeah yeah now you got the tough job of making sure you don't eat the rat poison because everyone's saying really nice things about you right like you guys you guys are America's Sweethearts right now and I'm sure that all your players they they enjoyed themselves after the win as well they should it's a massive massive thing but now you almost have to like bring them back down to earth be like we got the rest of the season ahead of us yeah I think our players know me well enough now they I've recruited all of them uh they understand um what I demand at practice what I expect the standards and expectations so when we get on the practice field tomorrow morning uh they understand full paths it's going to be physical like a training camp practice uh and we're going to get better on on the practice field and those are the things that's going to help us continue to stay grounded yeah so I I saw that you offered to help out Marcus Freeman after the game like was that right after the game where you said coach if there's anything we can do to help you guys for the rest of the season if you want if you want any of the stuff that we saw in tape that we took advantage of you're happy to help him um that's I feel like that's an unusual thing for a coach to offer to an opponent that they just beat um do you think he's going to take you up on that yeah he I mean he has taken me up on it and we've talked uh on the phone a couple times and exchange text messages it was my first time meeting him obviously I have a lot of respect for him as a head coach uh I want him to do well um you know for obvious reasons and you know just because we compete it don't mean we can't help each other or try to assist each other uh to make each other better you know sometimes when you become a head coach uh you don't have many people you can really uh rely upon because nobody's going through what you're going through and I understand I don't understand he's going through but I have an idea of some of the things he's going through and if I can help him and help um him achieve the the type of things he want to achieve uh that's what it's about um you know paying it forward they're never going to play us again so um we will never be a common opponent and uh you know I want him I want to see him win a National Championship he's at a program that can win a National Championship that's very cool plus if they the more games they win if they do make it to the playoff eventually and they do win a National Championship that you can just say we're actually the national champions because we beat the national champion yeah also no I want them to win I want them to win a lot of games Al don't sell yourself short G I mean G5 gets a spot in the in the playoff you could see Notre Dame again you don't know yeah what if you give him all this advice and then he uses it to beat you come on Hey listen we hey we'll we'll we'll go over that bridge when it happens all right uh but but but certainly um I just wanted to you know be a resource for him that's fair I have another question about a different coach uh you were roommates with PJ Fleck at NIU yes um was there ever a moment where you're like hey PJ just chill out man like I don't need any more motivational sayings like I'm good you know uh I've known him a long time and he understands who I am and what I'm about uh and so he has a Persona um you know that you know has worked really well for him but when he comes around me he understands you know listen I'm Thomas and you PJ and we going you know we going to address each other as such you know like we like you know like we know each other sometimes friends some sometime he called me coach hammock I said don't do that yeah you know we not g we not gonna play that type of game yeah but we we we are we are great friends and uh you know uh it was exciting that he was able to you know share that type of message and the pride that he has for NIU yeah PJ's a friend of our show too it's I mean he he's got the motivational sayings he gets everyone pumped up I I have one uh last question for you it's it's not about NIU but I'm just curious because I I'm a Wisconsin Badger and you were a coach there two two different stints uh you were the running backs coach though with a room of Melvin Gordon Monty ball and James White what was that like just being like look at the like the tal Melvin Gordon I think his first year didn't even get many carries because and he ended up being you know whatever second all time or third all time in a single season rushing what was it like being in that room with those guys well first of all I'm glad the transfer pter wasn't around uh when I was coaching those guys um because there was not a a chance in hell that you can keep all three of those guys in your program um but they were highly highly competitive um you know it was fun to coach um if one guy did something the other guy tried to do more I actually have James White on my staff now he's working for us uh and doing a great job um but uh all three of those guys were unique in their own way we also had two fullbacks that that got drafted uh Brady Yuan and um uh watt uh you know d watt yeah so we had five guys in our room that all got drafted uh you know off the same uh approach and and they were very professional uh in college and uh what a what a great it was a great time uh to be coaching those guys yeah and you must have I mean as a running back yourself and a running back coach uh that big 10 championship game against Nebraska must have been like that's that's the peak of running back that's you can't you can't do better than that that was the most fun time I've had well hold on second most yeah uh from Saturday yeah uh but you know the the roll up 500 and something yards on Nebraska and the thing about it we played them early in the year at their place and lost by three and so they thought they had a real good tendency on how we would blocking the Jet Sweep uh and so we changed some things up during the week and you know all I think Melvin had over 200 yards Monty had over 200 yards and James had 150 yards so um those three guys won US the championship who used those linebacker who's that linebacker on uh was it will Compton yeah that was a linebacker on on Nebraska when you when you were watching film getting ready for that game you were like I'm gonna run that guy over we're just gonna run right at him no he was a he was a heck of a player um in college uh he will he would hit you hard in in your face um but we ran around him uh we got the ball to the perimeter yeah so he wasn't as involved hard-hitting but maybe not the fastest guy in the world yeah good game plan yeah yeah great game plan game plan uh so coach I had one question actually about your fullback is it Brock is it lamp lampy Brock lampy Brock lampy that dude was knocking people over left and right so we do an annual award here on the show that gets handed out to the nation's top Collegiate fullback and I think we're putting him on the watch list as a running back with your running back background how how nice is it to have a dude like that that can take two guys out of a play at once listen he's so valuable for our offense um and getting our Run game going he does a lot of the Dirty Work that people don't see that don't show up in the stats um but are are are very noticeable to the coaching staff and we wouldn't be able to run the ball the way we like to run the ball without a guy like him so to have him on your watch list uh I can't think of very many guys in the country that's going to be better I love it yeah he he's very high up there that was that was almost I almost give him credit for a fullback win but we don't do that it was a great team win yeah uh well coach thank you so much for your time best of luck rest of the season might have to get out to a game I mean I love maxtion more than anything so uh we appreciate it and uh yeah go go get in the playoffs I need a Mac team in the playoffs that'd be great nothing better thank you and go Huskies yes go Huskies go Huskies thanks coach coach hammock was brought to you by a very very good friends over at Chevy this is a Chevy truck podcast Chevy's been a big part of the part of my take story going back years and years we've been driving around at gritweek in a Chevy got us to the ocean got us up to Rams training camp Chargers training camp got us all around and it was all done in a Chevy there's a reason that we've never done a Mount Rushmore pickup trucks that's because for part of my take there's only one pickup truck it's the Chevy Silverado 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comment uh yeah Big T I'm I'm speaking with him right now okay Big T says all I can confirm is that the song plays after touchdowns uh chador song plays after his touchdowns and someone else had reported it and then he sent me a link of the North Dakota State game says go to 1350 and turn your sound up it plays after the touchdown does it play the fight song first stand by can we get a pinky bet before the start of week two for Panthers Giants and maybe throw in Washington that's a little premature pinky bet huh what pinky bet I think he's asking for he wants your pinky team maybe oh no my pinky team comes out after week two but those are three bad teams those those would not be they have to be teams that are reasonably you could see winning the Super Bowl not Washington Washington's I told you we're not thinking supy right now yeah one week at a time Comm or uh Panthers definitely not Bengals Bengals are making me nervous because they're playing the Chiefs and I don't want to do that because they could definitely win the Super Bowl I have to feel it too it's not I'm not going to just pick a team it's a team that I'm confidently saying will not win the Super Bowl I think the Bengals could go 0 and2 and still win the Super but the Falcons Falcons could be on that list people had some Buzz about the Falcons yeah Jets Jets could be on that list the one scary one that has come in my head Packers you couldn't do that I couldn't do that imagine if the Packers won the Super Bowl and I also had to cut my the tip of my pinky off it would make you feel better maybe at least this is my pain yeah for the Jets Aaron Rogers The Boogeyman would also be he doesn't hurt me anymore it was not when he did it but what if he you can't do the Jets because you're you're inviting the boogeyman back in that's true you're like I miss you Boogeyman yeah that's true what are good old interviews or shows that newer listeners should give a listen to or personal favorite oh that's a that's a good question question someone asked me this the other day I I think the it was the funniest when it happened and it still holds up is the the Martin Skelly interview yeah was so funny scy was good um cuz it was so ridiculous like what PFD got actually heated I think I told him I would [ __ ] his mom so ridiculous yeah Gary buy is another one that on that was a wild one Barry slept on Stone Cold oh Dog the Bounty Hunter I I he hit me up we got he hit me up was like I I don't think I've dm'd him in six years he hit me up yesterday out of the blue to find the poop eating guy no he was was like we got a it was like a poster I think it was maybe a missing kit or something that he's looking for and he he was like hey your last message went to spam hope you're well and I was like what do you need from me dog and then he sent me a number he's like hit this person up we'll coordinate a three-way call so I might be back on the dog I might I might be back part of the dog tell him that you'll help him find the kid if he helps you find the guy that said he'd eat poop out of Solo Cup yeah I mean this is if my number gets called I'm I'm there dog but uh who else other ones uh not not Kareem I actually the the first time well it's the only time but it was the first grit week and we swung through Youngstown and interviewed Jim Trestle Jim Trestle was very good Jim Trestle I thought was a good interview yeah yeah like I think any of the ones that we've had on uh multiple times if you go back to the first one they're always great like the Harbaugh first one Joe Buck first one Jer Connell first one is probably pretty good yeah any of those are really fun because it's like you can see the beginning of the relationship and it John Cena first one great John Cena first one great yeah yeah John Cena first one great that one sounds so good uh Hey guys not an FAQ but more looking for advice for my boyfriend who works for a famous politician who has recently come under heat for using songs to walk out to with without getting him cleared first uh do you think that he should tell the person he works for to keep doing it and keep playing the song using the song or hold off until the legal team's figured out everyone really really loves a song he comes out to that's a good question so if the Publishing Company finds out that you're using a song that is their property then they will sometimes engage with you and you don't know what your liability is and then you have to wait for all the dust to to settle after the fact and if you've been using it for a while then you want to make sure that you're not giving them anything else to talk to you about when they're talking about all the other times that you've done it also I I'm just assuming this is Trump and Trump's a guy who I he he he talks about everything so if he's not talking about this there's probably a reason so you like people probably ask him and like why aren't you addressing this it's like he he would address it if he could that's a good point he probably can't or he would find some way to like subtly address it without talking about it right which H the subtlety maybe not but yeah maybe not that some some people might think it's subtle some people that would listen to it would be very confused and not understand what he's talking about but some people would understand the subtlety and those people that would get it right he would appreciate Trump like I know Trump I know he would work hard to figure out a way to to make it work yeah yeah yeah right so it might not work right now but he's gonna find a way to make it work if you keep asking him he's probably not goingon to be able to answer it and he'd probably just say like bear with me yeah I'm on your side yeah they're only coming after me because I'm standing in front of you yeah that's what he would say I didn't get shot yeah didn't or did he did he said did did oh didn't you think he didn't no what his ear is fully recovered yeah you his ear just started spontaneously bleeding hey yeah no he did not get shot okay okay all right that's a take he did not okay that's a take I I said that's a take I don't agree with it but it's a take hey can we unpack this for a little bit yes somebody died true they got shot in the head somebody are you just finding this part unfortunately I know I know I know okay and then his ear was bleeding and then there's a picture of the bullet going past the back of his head and then the FBI said that he got shot have you seen pictures of his ears a closeup of his ear currently Han's right they did regenerate pretty quickly but your ears have a lot of blood flow they regenerate does holy holy still that actually is that actually is maybe like I didn't dig too deep into it I saw it's like a Vander hfield ear has not regenerated Trump is totally I think there's a difference between regenerating and healing it's not like a lizard's tail where if you pulled my ear off right now I'd come in in a week and have an ear that gwp would he be talking about it more you don't think he talked about it he's been talking about I also think he's like I mean if you get sh if you come that close to dying it's got to [ __ ] you up bad bad yeah I don't care who you are it's got to [ __ ] you up maybe it got shot I don't know why I even said that last fa I like it you took a shot at a take it's it's important to have a take this part of my take take your shot uh last one I feel like this is a is there any other good ones oh last one I guess out of the last ones long time listener first time text her with the Patriots Big Ups said on Sunday this means summer of Hank is still going oh summer technically isn't over no I do not think the summer of Hank is still going because uh based on Hank's Body Language on Sunday after the Patriots won he wish he was golfing yeah he can't deny that you did not care yeah you can't deny it Sundays were tough Sundays and Fridays have hit hard that is the true sign Sundays are the best wait how are Fridays hitting hard uh cuz I'm here later on Fridays I was like I was like every Friday golfing every Friday that was the yak it was Yak my yak Fridays uh those are over cuz I have to be here later on Friday and then Sunday also it was like Friday at like 1:00 Sunday at 1:00 those are pretty much every day every weekend of the summer you have the Friday scaries yeah what do you do on Fridays now to wait for advisors oh right damn it damn it damn it damn it you have to do your job I know it's fine but yeah no I I I think the summer Hank's over because he summer Hank means that Hank is doing whatever he wants to do and living his best life he was not living his best life I think the official conclusion of Summer of Hank was when he lost Mount Rushmore when he lost the duel that was the end of it because now you've got this big big dark raincloud that's hanging over the back of your head and you're going to be thinking about the nine darters and the nine darters you have to get it in NS Al yeah yeah I'm not getting a nine Darter yeah you are not with that attitude you aren't just do it come on Hank just do it HEK you gonna watch Kent State Tennessee on Saturday [ __ ] no I think you're not going to get your TV situation fig out ESPN yeah you're gonna do that on purpose all right good show boys uh numbers 20 three 568 come on memes uh nine someone did say and it was very mean thing to say that PFT and memes have the same number of Lottery ball wins as their teams have wins that is a very mean thing to say that was a very mean thing to say I said no no no don't say that yeah thank you I appreciate that I told that person you're a bad person I don't I don't even care yeah what was that pug say it again 97 eight it's going to be eight what I care I'm going to get it right now 12 12 did you guess 12 recently no I don't think so 12 I think it's a second timer in the past couple weeks memes I was rooting for you yeah me too love you guys for