CALEB WILLIAMS IS 1-0 IN HIS NFL CAREER, DESHAUN WATSON IS THE WORST QB EVER + FULL NFL WEEK 1 RECAP

Intro you can't be crying if you're a coach uh before a Super Bowl cuz then everyone would be like hey remember when you cried and then lost the Super Bowl yeah and then that gif is just going to be used anytime you screw up yeah and that guy wearing the crazy pants was in the 500 level that's probably why he was cry Jaylen Herz is great this second he probably smelled Max and that's why he cried yeah on today's part of my take week one is here and we're ready to break down every single game from Sunday and Friday because we didn't talk about the Packers and the Eagles we're going to do fastest two minutes to start the show we've got who's back of the week we're talking football start to finish nothing better and it's brought to you by our friends at DraftKings TD tuty taking it to the house in for six whatever you call a touchdown one thing's for sure touchdowns matter more at draftking Sportsbook an official sports betting partner the NFL on the ground round in the air from the 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take presented by DraftKings download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code take that's code take for new customers to get 250 in bonus bets when you bet just five Fastest 2 Minutes bucks and get one month of NFL Plus premium only on DraftKings the crown is yours today is Monday September 9th week [Music] one get tuck tuck fumble we start in Indianapolis where Susan B Anthony Richardson is trying to put a stop to weak one Colts fans suffrage when he hit Alec Paul Pierce with a 60-yard bomb making Indie fans everywhere poop their pants with excitement unfortunately the Texans had other plans as Stefon rigs welcomed all the haters to the course scoring twice on Sunday no word if you cried afterwards after being showed the door by the DN Cincinnati Bengals Joe Biden Mixon proved he isn't actually dead as he had 159 yards without tripping over his feet once Texans 29 Colts 27 in Western New York after taking a couple early shots Kyler Murray stepped up and stepped in he is a gamer giving clal an early 17-3 lead Josh Tim Allen took out all the tools in his toolbox as the bills hoped for some Home Improvement after last year Keon I'm a CO man made his debut and speaking of souls dear hamlins is still alive as he got the start on the way to a win prayers for dear boom and no one circles a wagons like the Buffalo Bills the bills 34 the Cardinals 28 we go abroad to Brazil Friday night to our reporter who is not able to tweet himself Max delente we go to sou Pao where we had a classic match up between Love Hurts jayen curse had Eagles fans cussing at the TV early with two early turn turnovers in the first but saquan roughly was was playing like a dog and brought the birds back to take the lead Zack Bon Joi was attacking the quarterback all night and many were saying he gave love a bad game with a chance to take the lead late in the fourth Matt Le one score chose to kick a field goal and make a onore game a one score game Eagles win 34-29 thank you very much Max beautiful singing Back State Side in Chicago we're in a touching tribute to Jeremy Allen White this season of the Bears going to be taken a lot more serious than the previous two fans were uneasy watching the Bears offense wondering if they finger nailed their first pick but it was Jonathan biles and the special teams that trampolin them into scoring will Jan Levis and G has gone snip snap snip snap with the start of his career and it's snapped more than it snipped on Sunday after throwing a large pick T titty cuz she got big tits te they're fake J Lon G she got big tits before they got back together Bears 24 Titans 17 down to Atlanta where they swapped Russy for JY and Ray Ray you you get off of M Cloud was working on a Revenge game against the Steelers and speaking of Revenge games Bean Robinson rushed the ball 18 times Kyle Pitt scored a touchdown leaving slack jaw Arthur Smith saying I didn't know you could do that cam Johnson whose name literally translates to Jeffrey tubin got knocked out of the py game early but the Special Teams came to the rescue as BOS well that ends well after Chris kicks six field goals and a punt in relief the Steelers 18 the Falcons 10 let's head to Cincinnati where we have Henry Lockwood on the scene for the the big Patriots win we head to the depths of the Jungle of Cincinnati where ra Andre I want iadala Stevenson got the scoring started going early with the second quarter score at halftime Joey Chestnut said brat summer isn't over yet taking down 18 BRS in 10 minutes to to beat six other people Gerard Mayo for yo had his defensive line ripping all day holding the Bengals to 10 points on his way to his first win as an n head coach Lighthouse 16 jungle 10 thank you Henry out west to Seattle where Denver is thinking this is the year B Knicks has improved so much under his new offense he's focused he's having fun I wouldn't be surprised if he Dark Horse for the MVP the refs were something Gaz has never done as they sing you can dance if you want to it's safe to dance everyone do the safety dance as the Broncos got two safeties in the first half Kenneth Brandon Walker asks the Seahawks fans qu Ka hollerin after a tough first half but then put the team on his back leading the Seahawks to a 2620 [Music] win over to Tampa Bay as the commies tried to limit price controls on all the inflated bucks Mike Evans gate CAU two touchdowns and looked like he was sailing through space on a comet as Commander fans wanted to put on their new Nikes and pull over a big purple blanket on their faces drifting off into the sweet Embrace of the unknown the commanders cut the lead to 10 and kamy's head coach showed off his analytics by kicking an extra point and cutting it to nine unlike the Miami Police Department this Washington defense wasn't stopping anything at all as every Florida receiver made it into the End Zone on time despite the efforts of the Supreme Court this Baker was Unstoppable meanwhile the DC quarterback couldn't keep his helmet on as jayen Daniels Day Lewis went method acting against Nancy Reagan being very very careless with his head Tampa Bay buries the commanders 37 to [Music] 20 standing on a corner jamus Winston kayoga such a fine sight to see it's D my lorder Jones AFF to pay dson NCD is that Tom bra his hair looking Wy keep Des away from the hle and the L Cowboys 33 Brown 17 it's uh week one for singing too boom and that was week one fastest 2minute presented by our good friends at Chevy there's a reason we've never done a Mount Rushmore pickup trucks and that's because for Parton my take there's only one pickup truck the Chevy Silverado Silverado is a partner a partner you can depend on we've all spent time driving and using the Silverado for all kinds of pardon my take jobs I was in the electric one the EV the other day it's incredible massive screens up to eight cameras with 14 different views to help make driving Towing and parking all easier we love the Bold blacked out look of the new 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we're gonna if this is your first uh fall with us on Parton my take we recap every single game uh from Sunday and this week also from Friday because we obviously didn't talk about the Eagles 3429 win against uh the pack in Sal Eagles 34, Packers 29 Paulo Max good win sometimes it's all right to win sloppy sometimes it's all right to win sloppy I also should say I should say before anything thank God uh Jordan love is not seriously injured I think we all were rooting for that uh for him not to be seriously yeah for him to be for it to be nothing y it basically was nothing he's going to be back in three to four weeks I know that I was sitting in bed worried and I was just like please hope he's okay and he's okay yeah he might be okay uh I don't know if the Packers are going to be okay without him because Malik Willis got in for Hill Mary and at some point Malik Willis played quarterback in his career yeah at some point he was thought highly enough for liberty for liberty Is that real uh the schedule was not great at Liberty yeah uh but yeah Malik at one point could throw football and he didn't know how to throw a Hail Mary at the end of it it was a weird scenario down in Brazil because you had the grass looking like the sodfa which just immigrated like ran away from the law yeah and was a fugitive down in seop Pao the grass was not great people were trying to blame the grass on Jordan Love's injury I would say that's stupid you should blame Jaylen Carter for being dirty yeah dirty player trying to injure people I think that would be the more more the blame the grass had nothing to do with that injury you can blame the grass for making the game hard to watch it especially in the first half yeah but it's why don't they just change the cleat immediately why don't they go out for warm-ups and they're like yeah you know what I need I'd have to wear the long cleat I I also love when people see the NFL playing on grass that shitty uh and then having this like Epiphany where they say to themselves we have you know multi-million dollar uh athletes a billion dollar Corporation and we're sending them down to Brazil on this shitty field just for the almighty dollar the NFL has no shame they don't care about player safety if it took you that long if it took you till Friday night to figure out the NFL doesn't care about player safety welcome to the party we've been here for a very long time yeah and ironically Brazil is the last place I would expect to have a problem with too much grass on the field yeah it seems like given their waxing strategies that wouldn't be an issue it's been apparent every every time they send a team over to Germany or England now Brazil Mexico City we have football stadiums in the United States yes they have football stadiums in the other countries and they have to put new Turf down every single time and then they act shocked that the new Turf installation wasn't up to par for NFL games they have little they have little 120 PB uh people running around barely running around kicking a ball around and then you put a 300 pound man on the field trying to tackle each other yeah it's going to look different I don't know Neymar flops pretty hard when he hits the ground he'll roll over like four or five times so kind of Vindicated maybe he wasn't flopping this whole time was the grass shitty grass yeah shitty grass has been having him do this it was uh yeah it was kind of a sloppy game for a little bit Jaylen Herz had his ups and his Downs I think we can say that the tush push that was Travis or that was Jason Kelce it's been nerfed it was Jason Kelce that was responsible for the tush push it was his tush that was doing most of the pushing yep and it's been nerfed it's been it's been completely nerfed right now I know if they well they did they did steal our phrase for it and call it the Brazilian buttlift yes I saw that uh must Credit Max do you now finger pointing at you gun pointing at you do you now realize that we actually weren't joking when we said that Nick Wright was kind of Genius for saying that Jaylen Herz should have thrown more interceptions in uh preseason because in training camp because he looked shitty no he didn't yeah dude Max he looked bad come on Max he had bad moments and then he had good moments yeah but he had some really bad moments saying he looked shitty Stafford threw a shitty pick he's having a good game the the fumble wasn't his fault you can be H moments that he had there were bad moments that he had there were good moments that he had this is not what this is not what Max was saying on Friday night I well yeah cuz overreacting but now the touchdown pass to saquin was very ni touchdown pass to saquon was a perfect that was okay so there you go that was good but he he looked Rusty he had some bad moments he had some good moments uh um saquon's pretty awesome though huh saquan is the best do you think like if uh if the New York Giants had to do it all over again do you think that they would give Daniel Jones a massive contract extension and let saquon Barkley walk on a low ball no that was one of those on Embrace debate we thought was stupid in the in the moment that's not even hindsight moment in the moment that was just you guys are dumb in the moment but yeah Max I I feel like I mean that that was um the I think we talked about it on Friday's show uh but the new defensive coordinators whenever you're trying to install a new system you're going to have weird moments it felt like it almost felt like a college game at at points where there was just receivers running wide open down the field on both sides like because they both were new defensive coordinators i a win's a win and I the Eagles are loaded like I think the Eagles are going to be a a problem this year I know that there's Jaylen Herz there's some question marks you even have them yourself uh but yeah the Eagles are good yeah it was a good win it was a good win it was a weird game uh you know they traveled 10 hours to get there well not going to overreact after week one I I wish herdz played a little bit better but he he played well enough to win the game yeah you guys got to win that's big and if you're a Packers fan you're probably happy that love obviously happy that it's not worse than than what it sounds like but for the next like month or so you've probably got some questions about whether or not Malik Willis is the guy and but thankfully Jordan Love's okay is Malik Willis the answer to any question that's ever been asked uh is there a really good guy that uh you would want to help someone on the street if I was homeless would name one NFL quarterback that you would like to see come around the corner with a handful of like windbreakers yeah and uh sweatpants and maybe a tupperware filled with food yeah Malik Willis probably that guy uh if I was looking for hey what's one of one of the cool names of a player in the NFL Malik Willis yeah name one NFL player whose name sounds a lot better than he is yeah Malik Willis probably probably one a is the answer to that question also very fun story for this game was uh all the beat reporters sending their stories or their tweets back to the States for their wives uh and significant others to tweet out yep um that was a really cute story that completely just forgot about saying the part where they decided to play a game in a dictatorship yeah where yeah it was like this is so cute the the wives are tweeting it back from like Philly and and and and Wisconsin yeah oh yeah but why oh yeah because we played in a dict you know in a dictator as running Brazil bolsero has been hospitalized with an acute case of NFL fever it's lifethreatening it was uh it was funny to see sou pal Antonio was down there and so I wonder like these guys if they're sending texts to their wives back home and then their wives are tweeting them out their wives are also probably reading like all the DMS and stuff so I wonder if anybody was sliding to sou Pal's wife's DM I hope they got a little bit of the mentions too like just getting to live one day in in in your husband's or or wives mentions be like wow this is the [ __ ] they deal with you piece of [ __ ] you hate the Eagles you always have yeah [ __ ] you you said this guy's injured he's back out there Eagles fans are pretty reasonable I don't think I I love that one Eagles fan who was at the big uh statue of Jesus Christ just a Brazilian just out there on a on a Friday seeing Eagles fans in the wild they have to be like what is going on what is this he got the Haw the face paint at Christ the Redeemer they're just screaming at random people to do this chant I guess soccer culture is very similar but still there's something about Philadelphia that just makes it extra special and iny face oh Philadelphia travels I that that could be just a travel show in general find the biggest Philly scumbag and just send them abroad as many places as possible I don't understand I you couldn't pay me to go like abroad for a football game when I could just watch it on TV on TV at home and also miss the rest of the games I guess Friday you you don't but like the London game where you just can't watch the rest of the games yeah that stinks I do love as a fan though we had a game Thursday we had a game Friday we had college football all day Saturday we had NFL Sunday then NFL Monday night yeah that's that's a pretty good five days of football watching on TV no I'm Tuesday's going to come and I'm going to be I'm going to be re wrenched over my uh toilet just puking having withdrawals yeah it's going to be tough but we can make it through yeah we can make it through we always do if Thursday coming back up Max do you think it's kind of a cuck move for the Philadelphia Eagles to wear black on their uniforms instead of green because they're afraid that the local fans don't like the color green I don't think that they said that that's what I heard think that's what I don't think I don't think that that hear I heard that from from several reporters wives I don't I I don't think that was confirmed anywhere so yeah um okay well good win Max great win you beat the Packers I was very upset at you for a while during that game that you weren't going to beat the Packers also our good friend Matt laflor he kicked a field goal um down one score to go down one score yeah in the fourth quarter in the fourth quarter um it's kind of his thing I kind of I understood it a little bit more wait they ended up losing how how much they lose by five five yeah five yeah I but they were they kicked the field goal to go down two two I get it a little bit more because then you can win with a field goal uh but I'd still rather score try to convert on down and score tou yeah you want you want six there you want six at the end of that drive uh when you're down when you're down five you want six can we just recklessly speculate who we would want to see step in for the Packers yeah Ryan tanah Hill Ryan tanah Hill you want you want to see him yeah you really want to see Ryan tanhill more Ryan tanhill I would like the Packers to lose I want Ryan tanah Hill to step in for the Packers actually I want Malik Willis I think you got to give him at least four games give him a shot you don't want hurt Malik's confidence you don't want him to think that he's not the answer yeah uh I would like to see flacko should have should have waited Joe flacko should should have Brett Favre could play he could play just let him play I was thinking about Favre yesterday and there's a good chance that he he like didn't go anywhere because he's like I got to be close to home base in case the phone rings there's a there's there's a a pretty good chance that he had Ed worder just call the Packers and and say hey are you hearing anything about Brett yeah and and but he was put up to it Brett Favre just tweets out out of nowhere just so you know all my court cases are up in Jeopardy right now I won't be sentenced to anything for at least another nine months I could travel out of state I could TR I'm not currently wearing an ankle monitoring system BR anyone wants me I think if you asked him he would yeah for sure mat Flynn Matt Flynn Blake Bortles Blake Bortles out there Packers Legend and has yeah Matt lefur knows him really Joe Flaco has become a very valuable valuable trading piece right now they should let Joe Flaco just go from Team to Team every every week it's it you have to drop Joe flacko and then he gets picked up yeah jamus yeah jamus would J oh but that would break me no I can't we can't have that because then I would just that would that would break me I don't want that let's just get ahead Willis let's get ahead of Florio and say Colin Kaepernick yeah to the Green Bay Packers he's ready to go it's only been eight years since he's played I'm sure he's done a a workout uh in a closed workout that Florio has gotten wind of in the last couple months yeah he's looking just as good as ever can we just put out the report part of my take is reporting that Colin Kaepernick is in consideration by some to be the Green Bay Packers Bridge quarterback until Jordan love Returns what what is who is their uh third quarterback right now oh they don't have one got to have Malik Willis Malik Willis he's got to be the guy the emergency quarterback should just be a lottery of all Packers owners that's something that you get when you buy the the piece of fake stock yeah as I am a Packers owner actually as a uh one Green Bay Packers owner or the Green Bay Packers owner is considering bringing in Colin Kaepernick there it is me you heard it right there uh okay should we go to the Sunday's games Sunday's games uh Bears 24 Titans Bears 24, Titans 17 17 the Bears are one and0 they did not score an offensive touchdown Caleb Williams looked really bad but the Bears are one and0 and I don't give a [ __ ] well I do actually care a little bit because I really wish he had played better uh cuz he was not good he was not good uh he looked like nothing really worked you could like the best case scenario you could say is o' Keenan Allen dropped a touchdown he did but other than that the offense was bad but this is also why I was so excited about this season and said over and over that Caleb Williams is going into a better situation than any Bears quarterback ever was partially because of the defense and the defense was awesome and the defense completely bailed and special teams bailed the Bears out and I'm just I I had had the biggest sigh of relief when that game ended because this would have been the longest week of my life if the Bears had lost that game with the way Caleb Williams played and then having to play the Texans on Sunday Night Football yeah Caleb didn't play great but he also didn't lose the game for you no he didn't make any in any picks so that's nice cuz in the past you've played these games where your defense and special teams have played lights out and then you're like if we just had a guy that wouldn't lose the game for us we'd be fine that's what Caleb did today he did look nervous especially in the first half no he didn't look good he said himself he's like I played bad he was like falling away from throwers he looked uncomfortable and that's probably just nerves and it's funny cuz they asked him whether or not he was nervous about week one and he said no I've never been nervous in my entire life I don't get nervous I'm just right now feeling like I'm uh very anxious to get out there and play and I don't want to let anybody down and he just went on to perfectly describe what feeling nervous was yeah but he just didn't say he's like I'm not nervous I'm just very very worried about not playing well and he also uh probably said that he was not nervous because he had never played in an NFL game behind the Bears offensive line yeah there were some plays where I mean that that one sack he took he probably shouldn't have spun three times but he also it was over right away I'm okay when quarterbacks spin three times but when you spin you have to actually like move to the side when you spin forward he was just spinning like he was like trying to make himself dizzy you the idea of the spin move is to spin away from something yeah but I'm not I'm not going to sit here and say oh the offensive line is to blame the offensive line was bad and that's a concern for me it was a concern going into the season the Run game did not look great uh it couldn't really get going forward Caleb played bad but the Bears won and one and0 is one and0 and I'm not going to apologize for one and0 and that defense is so goddamn good and that's what's making me like the most excited and Caleb will figure it out I I got so it was 17 nothing at halftime and I was getting uh very down and going to a dark place also by the way vus Jones just lives to torture me he at some point a guy just being the fastest guy you have to have more than that and unfortunately the more for vus Jones is that he also fumbles so he's the fastest guy but also fumbles uh that those are his two defining traits but that was when it started to get really bad when he just that was like a comic book f it if you saw the dots you know you can watch re replay the dots uh they do the graph he he kicked the ball forward 20 yards it was crazy so uh V I really need him to to not be in my life anymore but PF I have something for you because I was doing this uh when I got really in a dark place I went and started looking it up uh here are the guys who lost their first start in the NFL okay Troy Amman good pton Manning good these all guys that were on Mount rushmor yeah Dan Marino yep Joe Montana pretty good Eli Manning yep Matthew Stafford these are all future Hall of Famers uh and Eli Manning future Hall of Famer yeah Eli Manning will be in the Hall of fam you kidding me who who runs the league dude yeah it's true I mean get out of here oh man Goff just threw a bad pick and the Lions might lose and that will be a bad that that'll be a sad boy move for me we have a new stat that's going around though now it's uh not the pton Manning interception stat it's the John Elway first start stat yes I would he go like two for 10 or something or 11 yeah yeah and then he got benched immediately after that that's a good stat I like look that's a good comforting nice comforting stat to look at when your quarterback's not playing well it it was it it was a bad game I also have another stat and again I'm not going to make excuses for a bad game but this is uh maybe it's preseason uh lack of preseason lack of training camp whatever you want to call it oh is that pick is that going to count uh do you know on Sunday now the NFL is a passing League it's a passing league right on Sunday there was only one quarterback who threw for over 300 yards that's pretty crazy that is pretty crazy uh that was Tua one of them was just yard pass to Tyreek H dude everything else uh and then there was only there was uh only two quarterbacks who threw over 250 yards so the passing was just bad on Sunday overall there was uh one two three four five quarterbacks that threw for 200 to 250 yards so and then everyone else was under 200 yards and then there was Cale BS who had 93 yards but passing was down overall passing was down defens is our head of offenses in week one yeah I mean some of these numbers Justin Herbert threw for 144 yards KT cousins for 155 Lawrence for 162 here's the stat right here John Elway's first start he was one for eight 14 yards a pick four sacks no rushing yards but they won Hall of Fame but they won I know he wasn't on my list yeah yeah so I wins win I'm not going to I'm not going to apologize for wins uh but God damn it I'm so happy they won because that would have been a torturous torturous week of discourse about Caleb Williams because he he played bad Caleb will be better he's a good player yes I've seen him play better I've seen him make throws I know that he's a good quarterback he'll be better the defense and the Special Teams won't need to do as much to help them win the but maybe they will maybe they will maybe he'll do it anyways yeah maybe he'll do it anyways uh and will Levis had a day to forget let's just leave it at that because that throw he did the surrender Co cobra in mid playay yeah on his knees on his knees yeah he threw that one he was putting the scrunchie on that was just one one too many like hey I'm just going to try to he was already in trouble just throw it up there and that was the game right there because it was the pick six and then our explosive offense got a two-point conversion will Levis does not give a [ __ ] if he gets hit no that that dude Back Body they put the heating pad on over over his like uniform I don't know if that works I don't think that it does no uh but yeah he was getting he was getting banged out yeah unfortunately for will that that serenda Cobra is going to be yeah it was tough around for a long that was that was very tough mid playay uh okay next game bills Bills 34, Cardinals 28 34 Cardinals 28 uh I'll tell you what the haters had a moment the haters had a moment because Josh uh started his season with a fumble in the red zone and the Cardinals were up quickly 17 to3 and then Josh Allen was like oh yeah I forgot I'm Josh Allen and six of the next eight drives he had uh they had scores he had two touchdowns throwing two touchdowns R uh rushing he's now tied all time with Steve Young for multiple uh touchdowns throwing and rushing in a game that's pretty good he was jumping over people he landed on the ball at some point and may have broken his left hand yeah but he was basically like I don't really care if my left hand's broken yeah I don't throw my left hand he was awesome after that the start I mean the fumble was like a oh God what just happened like Red Zone Josh Allen don't do that and then he was yeah 17 for 22 and 220 two 228 yards throwing he was awesome he was doing Superman plays yeah the bills defense didn't look great for the most part no there were work in progress they're work in progress but they are feel like we say that every year about the bills yeah well the who who was on that told us uh it was actually good that they got all their injuries out of the way because last year was like oh they lost Matt Milano in the middle of the Season or a couple games in this year they lost him in training camp so they already know this year they didn't even have enough time to get accustomed to having Matt Milano correct defense to feel the impact of losing him they didn't have travius white as their cornerback and rely on him enough to feel the impact of losing him so yeah that that means that the other guys just won't get injured because they've already used up all their injuries on the Seas exactly it's a good point it's a good point and if you're a Bills fan you're just happy to escape with the win I saw that they did set up a DUI checkpoint on the way out of the stadium directly out of the stadium they're trying to generate some Revenue up in Orchard Park that's that's a tough scene for a lot of bills fans that's essentially uh when they have the videos of the Bears the grizzly bears and the salmon are all spawning and swimming Upstream they just can put their paw in and they pull out 10 salmon that's what that was there will be a Bills fan that goes to court and says that this is entrapment yeah like I was at a Bills game yeah and I'm not going to get Bill's home opener I'm not going to get drunk at a Bill's home opener your honor that was the uh by the way the Cardinals I I said it before the season started but the Cardinals are going to be my official this is just a fun Watch Team because Kyler looked awesome their defense is not great uh they didn't even get Marvin Harrison going Marvin Harrison was wide open on that one play though James Conor is still the angriest most upright Runner that God ever created and uh yeah I think they're just officially a fun team to watch they they're they're going to play hard we know that they did that last year they'll knock you around on defense they'll be physical and Kyler looked good Kyler was making a bunch of good plays in the first half at least he had some jump passes some weird angles he was scrambling around looking real cute out there I do think he got a little shorter uh it's a white okay the white the white made him look shorter yeah there was one run where I was like damn he's short well you forget how short he is yeah after like nine months of not seeing Kyler Murray ever now you see him and you're like holy [ __ ] that dude he's he looks out there he looks like he's 55 when he's on the field it's the way that his head little his little head bobbles around yeah and he kind of he runs kind of side to side while going forward yeah it's like a toddler yeah uh but good win for the bills cuz I know that there was in bills Mafia that was a little nervous there when it was 17 to3 and they're like what's going on we also got a uh kick return which was fun y CU we were promised more kick returns and we got one that was cool especially if you bet the Cardinals like I did yeah that was it was a fun play it's fun when it works when they actually like run it out but in order to make teams stop just trying for touchbacks every time they have to what you get the ball at the 30 now uh Touchback yeah it goes out of the back of the end zone they got to they got to make it worse they got to say you get the ball at the 35 if it goes out of the bound well and we also saw more uh kicks out of bounds uh going to the 40 because I feel like kickers are trying to be more precise with it they're trying to get cute and they [ __ ] it up the one guy that has the hang of that ba from the Cowboys yeah well he's he is the the guy now he's the new guy Aubrey is the guy yeah he's Justin Tucker is no longer the guy I mean we're going to get to Cowboys game but that 66 y that he nailed I can't believe they didn't let him try a 71 71 would have been fun kickers are kickers too good kickers got really really good and we tried to [ __ ] with their Psychology by backing up the extra point to make the extra points no longer gimmies actually missable and then they just step their game up after that kickers they're too good if you look at how good kickers were in the in the mid to late 90s compared to today it's unreal how much better they are and we thought that kickers in the 90s were really really good because they weren't like the oldfashioned guys that you know like smoking cigarettes on the sideline part-time mechanics they step out there and they towoke it the 60s uh but kickers are just really really good now and I think it's even going bleeding into the college game like there I've seen some kickers make 50 plus yarders in the college game which feels like it never happens yeah and I've seen a bunch of them this year well now we've got Texans 29, Colts 27 them going to camps when they're like eight years old yeah and Australia is just pumping them out yeah left and right uh okay uh next up Texans 29 Colts 27 the 11-year streak continues so this is officially 11 th year uh the Colts have lost their week one game which is pretty shocking pretty crazy but uh that I mean they they they were in this game Anthony Richardson I guess I would say I see it because how can you not when he had probably the most impressive throw of the day where he slipped and still threw a 60 like recovered and threw a 60 yard uh dime to Alec Pierce which went 65 yards in the air uh but he also only completed nine passes did he really yeah N9 for 19 for 212 yards and he had a 60 and a 54 yard touchdown cuz I was going to say I I I distinctly remember another another long pass that he completed to yes but uh he's fun he's really really fun to watch I see I see the vision I just don't know if it will work and he ran he did a good job running with the ball too yeah still took a lot of hits I feel like that's just something that he's going to do if you're a Colts fan I think you can put away the fantasy of we need to have Anthony Richardson learn to take care of his body more I don't think that's going to happen I think what you have is an awesome quarterback who's very fun to watch and will put himself in In Harm's Way all the time yes I don't think you're going to change him I think that's kind of who he is yeah cuz they probably spent the last 12 months telling him hey we need you to be more careful with your body when you're running with the football and he's like no I got it I got it and then he gets out on the football field he's like no [ __ ] everybody yeah I'm going to run through people yeah I'm going throw I'm going to throw absolute Rockets I'm going to throw bombs and then I'm only going to complete nine passes yeah I did not know that he only completed nine passes I want to double check cuz maybe I have it wrong I'm pretty sure he went N9 for 19 which is a crazy statline given the two touchdown passes that he threw that were awesome to watch I mean that one to I if you I I consider myself a doubter of Anthony Richardson but watching that throw that he made to Alec Pierce I get it I get how you can be like if we can just figure out a way to get this guy to be consistent yeah 9 for 19 for 9 for 19 if we can get find a way to get him to be consistent and make the short passes as well as he makes the long passes I understand being like this is worth the project because very few guys have what he did on that throw yeah but you know what he is like as someone who's not a fan well I guess technically I kind of am a fan I'm a season ticket holder for the Colts but without any real skin in the game he's a guy that if he's playing on one of the side TVs I'm going to spend a a disproportionate amount of my time watching every snap that he takes on offense yes cuz he's very fun and when he does when he try when he takes off or if he uncorks one it's like you want to watch this guy play Live yes the other big story from this game uh is Joe Mixon is still good he had 159 yards rushing but the bigger story is Joe Mixon is an absolute psycho he went no gloves yeah which was maybe the hardest thing you can do as a as a running back no gloves Nick chub does that right Nick chub does that and sometimes he tapes his fingers a little bit I mean I just I I get hurt thinking about that like getting you get stepped on you're at the bottom of the pile you have no glove I know the gloves don't stop if someone steps on you gloves aren't going to stop it but it feels like it was going to stop it you know what I mean it feels better holding the ball you get skin on skin contact if you wear a glove it's like taking a rain coat with a shower I it's very intimidating uh it's what's the guy from the uh the Bengals that does that um defensive end he was on the Saints uh Hendrickson Hendrickson he also go no gloves but on the defensive side maybe maybe crazier it's just a crazy move no matter what and I just cuz like I I know this will make no sense but like I I I sleep with a shirt on because I always think like what H if someone like if if if an emergency happened someone shot me i' I'd rather have a shirt on not that it would stop it but it would probably make it feel a little bit better and then when if they take your body out on a stretch or at least they're like oh that guy looks good he's wearing a shirt he's got together gof just tried to throw another interception and it was dropped we'll get to this game but that just happened uh but yeah Joe Mixon gloveless gloveless is a good hard as [ __ ] it's a good look and CJ strout still still good still very good still very very good yeah but I the scary thing from watching this game was that like the Texans if Joe Mixon runs like that uh their offense can't be stopped yeah Texans are all in yeah I I also there was a a true like wild boys moment between the two coaches because we had the Texans with I don't know 3 minutes left up two decided on the fourth and goal on the two yard line uh went for it when they could have kicked a field goal and got up five uh they went for it got it it was like holy [ __ ] that was crazy like you go up you go up five there every time so that you can't lose the field goal and then the Colts did the same thing where they were down nine with like a minute and a half left on the two fourth and two on the goal line and they went went for it and got it I neither one made sense to me but they both worked they were just going both [ __ ] it mode yeah because like Shane styken if you don't get that the game's over if you get the field goal I guess I guess I understand I like going for the touchdown there because you're you're at what the four yard line Y Line so the chances of you getting that close right after you if you get the ball back pretty low so I I I like that move lot they both were just wild and then Deo Ryan yeah like I I guess do it I mean you have CJ strout if you have a play that you love cuz the play did work perfectly and it was very open yeah also shout out to the Colts fans when we gave away the the tickets for this week we didn't know if anybody was going to have a Joe Flaco Colts jersey we thought we thought maybe those wouldn't exist yet I think we got five or six sent to us uh so shout out to awls for picking up the flo jerseys early yeah it's very impressive yeah um I uh yeah this game I mean it was a hardfought game I the Texans are good they're really really good I don't know I'm going to probably find out how good they are on Sunday night well you remember last year week one you remember what game that was for the Texans it was Texans Ravens yeah and CJ Stroud looked bad week one and everybody was like uh no idea if uh CJ St is going to be any good at all looked like maybe not and then a lot of things can happen that's I say that maybe just because I lost week one and I'm trying to like remind myself things can change things can change things changed a lot for the Texans last year yeah uh it's actually shocking the Colts so so the only other thing I would say about Anthony Richardson is his uh Boomer bust the Texans had time possession 40 minutes that's a lot of minutes double the minutes 40 minutes to 20 minutes maybe some more of those uh those 11 passes that incomplete yeah one or two more of those that's also a compliment to Joe Mixon because they just were able to to Pound The Rock are running backs back they might be I think I think running backs might be back do you think the Bengals would have kept Joe Mixon if he had said hey I'm going to I'm going to go no gloves next year yes you have to cuz he's a psycho it's a crazy move 30 rushes for 159 yards yeah yeah bring back to bcow he he was a bcow today he was a big time bcow I love that term I don't even know what a Bell cow is Hank what's a what's a bcow it's cow with a bell yeah why do they why do they say bcow running oh come on I this guy won two bronze medals and we're doing the celebration that seems like a lot who was that I don't know that it was uh a longdistance Runner it was the first time we medled in that oh yes that's right you're right you're right okay that guy actually is a badass because we don't win white American dude doesn't isn't known for long dist he basically won two gold medals yeah he beat the Kenyan yeah he that you're right I remember that story and I was like how the [ __ ] is he doing this okay good call Memes um yeah Hank what's a bcow why is it why is a bcow a running back that gets the ball like 40 times Bellows Pace the herd and model the way to go okay so they lead it's a cow that do they have a bell on them I think a lot of the cows do because you got to be able to hear where they're going like when they're out in the pastures you want to be able to bring them back yeah yeah that's that's what I always thought it's like so you don't lose your cow but this is this cow is wearing a bell so the other cows don't lose him got it do cows it's an alpha it's an alpha C but isn't that what what the the the dog is for the cattle dog is for it Hur them but I think sometimes if you sometimes you don't need a hurting dog if you have a strong enough leader interesting if you got a true Alpha are these correct Hank yeah these are all correct M okay um all Dolphins 20, Jaguars 17 right should we do next game Dolphins 20 Jaguars 17 so Tyreek Hill pulled a Scotty sheffler uh got detained not arrested Marlin's man quickly uh texted me and called me to tell me that he wasn't actually arrested he was just detained shout out marlin man he had it first the police officer is on administrative leave right now yep the one that I guess took him out and took him to the ground were any pants hared we don't know if the pants were harmed yet so I'm I'm waiting for all the facts to come out before I comment on that uh but it is it's interesting to notice that uh on both the morning that Scotty sheffler was arrested and Tyreek Hill was taken out of his car I know where you going Jeff Darlington was the first to report on both of them that's I don't know big have you seen the movie movie um with Jake gyllenhal uh called night crawler called Nightcrawler I don't I have not where he's a journalist who always happens to be first on the scene I've heard about it um because he's trying to impress Renee Russo yeah and he he crosses some journalistic lines I'm not saying that Jeff Darlington is calling these arrests in um but I am saying that I might say that if it happens again I'd agree no one is more on the scene when a athlete gets arrested mere hours before for a game or a golf match yeah so it's also impressive how fast Scott Boris got there oh he was Drew Drew Rosen came out of the bushes and clus Campbell was also there he also was detained momentarily uh trying to break it up but yeah it was a very weird start to the day because I don't know how you guys reacted to it when I saw that video I was like this is there's no way this is either him or this just happened and then shf was like yeah this just happened I thought it was maybe a collab with aisho speed yeah the streamer that guy how's that guy not pro I show speed yeah freak athlete he does everything everything he does he's he's an insane athlete why is he not pro in anything he probably makes more money streaming probably definitely but he's so he beats everyone in races he's a freak athlete jumped over two cars yeah back to back yeah pretty impressive yeah it was it was very strange but at the same time if you had asked me which NFL player would I have not been shocked to find out got AR on the way to the stadium correct given his past I probably would have said Tyreek Hill would be one of the first ones U but it seems like maybe he was speeding I don't you have to be speeding pretty fast in Miami to get arrested I would imagine his car was probably uh something that be like wow that's that's a weird car and it's going really fast I never understood that when people have not even a Lambo but one of those weird cars you remember the three Wheel cars that people have and then you just go fast cops are like all right we're going to we're going to take this guy in we want they probably just want to look at the car if he was if he was speeding that fast though to get arrested he should have just kept going into the stadium yeah and then by the time he got to the security guard they're like sorry cops you can't come in yeah I got a game man's going to work but yeah Drew rosenhouse was on the scene he was on the sidelines immediately being like my client did nothing wrong yeah and he I think he had two or three clients that were at the scene and he just kept saying my client showed up and saw that my client had been detained by the police and then my client called me and I told my client Drew rosenhouse he obviously had a lot to deal with this morning but you know he [ __ ] loves being on TV he loves being the guy that they go to to ask questions yeah and say my client did nothing wrong but then Tyreek obviously had the incredible 80- yard touchdown uh did the Handcuff touchdown celebration which was very cool he had to do that this game though to me was just the most Jaguars game possible there's one sequence in particular yeah with the Jaguars yeah and it was um it was a touchdown that turned into was it an interception no it was Travis ATN they were up 17 to7 and he was running in basically free uh for a touchdown to go up 24 to7 he got stripped they got the they got the the Dolphins recovered in the end zone and then the very next play was Tyreek Hill's 80 yard touchdown down the sideline yeah and so it went from a 24 a potential 24 walk-in touchdown 247 game to a 1714 game in the matter of like three minutes and that was it that was it for the Jaguars they went turnover on Downs four play and a punt and a three and out as their last three drives and that was it they just they just Jaguar it and you said that that Tua was the only 300 yard quarterback today which is crazy cuz Tua didn't look that good no no they they look clunky as an offensive unit I think EV I think there was every team kind of looked clunky as an offensive unit I think the only team I don't even know who who looked who looked incredible offensively Cowboys look pretty good but Dak wasn't like lighting it up lighting it up I actually the one team who looks really good offensively the Bucks yeah the Bucks Baker looked awesome the Bucks I have I have a feeling I apologize I didn't mean to do that no we we can get to it I I am not going to take any offense at all in saying that the Commander's defense stunk yeah uh but yeah they they look clunky the one the one thing I did take away though that's not fair uh that the Dolphins decided to do is that a chain is now a receiver yeah he's very good at he caught seven passes for 76 yards that's not fair they shouldn't be allowed to do that they should be like hey you you can't you can't be a receiver too dude this is just too much speed MH so uh yeah I the Jaguars are just I I mean Trevor Lawrence was three for seven for 37 yards in the second half I don't know what they were doing they I think they I think chaps told us they threw one pass after at tn's uh fumble in the end zone and it's just it was just so Jaguars they were scared it was so Jaguars they were playing scared out there yeah they they even so the fumble happened then uh Tyreek Hill's 80- yard touchdown then Doug Peterson decided to go for it on fourth and one from his own 30 and he got stuffed now the Dolphins missed the the field goal but it was just a horrific horrific 10 minutes for the Jaguars that buried them and it feels like it's similar to last year where you like that one pass that I think it was to Gabe Davis Trevor Lawrence made in the back of the end zone that was perfectly timed those things happen we like Trevor Lawrence is the guy and then the Jaguars just become the Jaguars again and just fall over themselves that might have been Brian Thomas that Brian Thomas Gabe Davis did have a pretty good day today yeah um yeah tough that was a perfect pass you're like oh man that the anticipation he just threw it right to where he was going to end up but yeah the Jaguars are the Jaguars yeah the first half it looked like the Jaguars were going to walk away with it and it wasn't it didn't look like it was a competitive game at all do you think I have a question non-game related um Mike McDaniel it's a little too much now with the look the gold glasses was a little too much the gold I we knew he was going to do something extra swaggy this year he has to like level up himself every offse season and this year it was the glasses and that he's got like a fro going like a little mini wavy fro yeah I I have no problem with the hair the glasses was just just wear regular glasses I don't I don't know he looks like a Halloween costume the glasses he's wearing had two I know we talk college football on Wednesdays which we will but I had two like what's going on here one was Mike McDaniel the other is the Dylan rayola thing is creepy like I'm actually creeped out by it how he's trying to steal Patrick Mahomes life it's weird yeah did you did you watch it at all like it's weird I don't think it's that weird you don't not really I think it's the Manis the jumping up and down before the game is like it's it's no he was doing he was the way was warming up was basically a copycat for Patrick Mahomes and the hair is exactly the same it's weird well Mahomes calls him Lil kuzo I guess it's not weird if he's calling him Lil kuzo if you want to be the best quarterback in the world like why not you know just be yourself emulate the best quarterback in the world I I'm not I'm not saying it's he he's a good quarterback Nebraska's back that's that's certifiably true I was a little creeped out because it feels like he's trying to steal his identity that was all you Max do you agree I agree 100% I think it's very I I don't every single thing it's crazy it's the same number the same arm sleeve the same hair the facial hair is the same it's it's it's weird super weird I'm sorry but I I I'm a little weirded out by it you wouldn't be weirded out if someone did that exact same thing to Tom Brady no really well you didn't wa did you watch college football yeah did you watch the Wisconsin game I didn't watch the Wisconsin game man what would somebody I wanted I wanted some thoughts on it the difference is that Mahomes is much much more animated than Tom Brady so it's easier to copy him Tom Brady would just be like not really saying a lot except for let's [ __ ] go and then winning football gam if he did the same Botox had the same hair yeah I don't know I just may maybe I'm on an island I'm I'm a little weirded out by it that's all again he's a great quarterback lot people are I saw the clip I just saw the clip where he was it was like both of them jumping up and down or whatever stretching like that just looked like a normal pregame like stretch that like every quarterback does I saw the one where he was doing he was uh getting the ball snaap to him and he was like pretending to throw it with his left hand that looked exactly like momes well also the whole like the the haircut and the Su glasses and facial hair the facial hair it looks he's intentionally trying to look like momes I think he's doing that so when he sees himself in the mirror he's like a little kid that is like watching their favorite team on TV and it's like yeah I I'm Tom Brady like I you get the Jersey you put it on and you're like I can be like that guy he's doing that for his entire life yeah but also would You' be mad if you were Matthew Stafford that's your godson yeah and he's doing it he's he's doing Mahomes yeah I'd be like come on man why don't you just get some veneers and maybe just grow the beard out a little bit but not the mustache don't you want to look like your your godfather right right uh by the way the lions are driving and Jared just missed jir s He Slipped oh jir Gibbs slipped they've driven right down the field oh he slipped that was a walk- in should we just let's let's pause for this play and see how it goes third and two 106 left in the game it's 20 to 17 Rams uh lions are going left to right on the screen you know how they say that on the left to right across your radio dial yeah radio that's what they say when when you listen to a game on radio they always give those contexts cuz people are listening to the S they're not watching it true um all right I'll do I'll do a quick ad uh and then we can get to the rest of the game do you have anything else for Dolphins Jaguars besides the Jaguars and the Jaguars uh I I feel for Tyreek Hill I I really do he said that when he was getting detained not arrested uh that he told the police officers one day I want to be a police officer oh he's going to do the shack thing yeah he's like I respect you so please don't arrest me because I want to be one of you one day interesting Tyreek Hill would be a hilarious police officer yeah yeah maybe that that's a solution just give him some lights drive as fast as you want and he's got some like surprised he's got some teal and orange lights going on I'm surp maybe not in Miami because Miami's got a lot going on but I'm surprised in Green Bay or Cleveland they don't just give all the players lights yeah on game day oh Pittsburgh yeah Pittsburgh just like hey Buffalo just hey you got to get to the game Hit the lights and get to the game there's no bigger emergency in Pittsburgh than playing on the Steelers and having to get to the game on time yeah TJ Watton needs to get on needs to get to that game yeah all right uh the official review I'll do an ad 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Supercuts real smart hair okay we're back uh third down 25 seconds left so they're going to try to they have two timeouts so they're going to try to get a first down here then kick a field goal and then we get free football then we Patriots 16, Bengals 10 got free football little free Sunday night football just keep it going keep this game going until until Monday night um Henry yes the New England Patriots are one and0 congratulations Hank thank you what I tell you jacobe brassette yeah he by the way so Patriots 16 Bengals 10 Pete prisco next time he comes on we're gonna have to have a word with him because jacobe brassette has the Patriots to one and0 he said after the game I think I cried three times before the game he cried on the way in and gerro Mayo was like why are you crying man you're about to win us this game jacobe BP big crier big crier I like it though doesn't matter won that game uh are you can know you're allowed to cry before football game oh before yeah or during the national anthem yeah this was uh not if you haven't won a Super Bowl you can cry not if you're a coach like no Shan Moreno yes he's allowed to cry if you're a coach of either team that's too much emotion yes yes you got to be a leader of men you can't be crying if you're a coach uh before a Super Bowl because then everyone would be like hey remember when you cried and then lost the Super Bowl yeah and then that gif is just going to be used anytime you screw up yeah and that guy wearing the crazy pants was in the 500 level that's probably why he was crying Jaylen herz's dick right this second he probably smelled Max and that's why he cried yeah uh Hank yes that was I I the Patriots are going to just do this to teams they're going to get in rock fights this was the definition of a rock fight it was uh good defense some special teams some fumbles run the ball Rock Fight Win It 16 to10 are you feeling good on an O CL yeah one and0 Club it's it's always good to win you know didn't have high expectations for the year but you go into a Sunday when you're expecting to get blown out and you win it's fun yeah you guys kept it ugly and the Bengals did not look sharp at all this is what they do well what happened was T Higgins we thought maybe Jamar wouldn't play Then Jamar is like yeah I'll play and then T Higgins isn't playing but said he got food poisoning but they never they probably just had Skyline they start slow every year they're one and five now in the Joe burrow era uh week ones they their one win was uh the overtime win they had against the Steelers remember yep uh so they don't cover the spread they don't win week one games this is what they do they start slow and they it's it's probably because you're number one and number two receiver we in and out of practice and in and out of training camp Joe bur coming back from an injury Christian Gonzalez also played yeah no and the Patriots are I think the Patriots are are in that category of teams this year that you can't put them in I know everyone thought they were going to be really really bad they're not going to be the Panthers of the world they're going to win games by just like rock fights and based off of what you know what they said after the game like Mayo's speech was really really good it seems like the players are are getting up to play yeah for him which is a good sign so are you excited you thinking you thinking Ys I'm not thinking Ys but I'm a lot I'm infinitely more excited than I was on Saturday yeah infinitely infinitely cuz you weren't that excited on Saturday no I'm thinking eight eight wins jacobe might get us eight yeah I I mean I took what was their their season total five and a half I think four I think it was five maybe I took over on five and a half alternate but yeah jacobe is a fine he's a fine quarterback who do you got next week cawks listen Seahawks offensive line was not looking good guess the line defense might eat oh where is it it's in New England uh I'm going to say uh Seahawk I think Seahawks are favored I think Seahawks minus two and a half I'm going to say three what is it that's what it is what I don't know which one I think it's three I mean it's close enough full you give us yes to both what is which one is 2.7 we're guessing the line on DraftKings go ahead guess the line what's the line I saw three Whose Line Is It Anyway is actually the name of the segment oh Stafford almost threw a pick that would have three okay uh yeah I mean the pitches are a live dog as long as they make them a dog they're just going to they're going to shorten games and I know that there was fumble luck by the way Hank I know you don't believe in fumble luck I have a stat for you though yes you ready for it mhm uh here's the stat fumble Lu stat of the day do the sound the fumble stat of the day there it is uh the Cincinnati Bengals last season lost two fumbles the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday lost two fumbles that was the fumble luck stat of the day that's a good that's a good stat of the day it's crazy right because that's really what it comes down to is like do you recover your own fumbles they led the league last year they had only lost two fumbles the entire season on Sunday they lost two especially one going into uh The End Zone that's the difference in the game fumble Luck's not always luck though recovering fumbles yeah but if like your offensive lineman are hustling down the field like that crazy play in the Bears game that like bounced off the defender's helmet and then it was caught by Rome and then Rome fumbled the ball the offensive line was down there to block you can make you can make your own fumble luck sometimes but there is there's an art to picking up a fumble and uh yeah there's I I don't know the luck happens but the Patriots listen they they're a salty team then when I do my power Power Rankings I'm just be like kings of The Rock fight I feel like uh ra Andre might be in bcow territory too yeah right definitely 120 yards 25 carries uh I love that stat line 25 carries 20 yard long of 17 that's just a good oldfashioned bcow now we love Joe burrow he's a friend of the program uh and he doesn't have to listen to us he doesn't have to take any of our advice whatever they play the Chiefs next week if they start 0 and two have to have to go back to the Natural Hair C cut the hair have to well the roots are growing out a little bit I know but you got toet that's what I'm saying I think I think you can cut it short yeah you have to you just can't have that as an O you can't be an 0 and2 quarterback with the bleach blonde tips you can't yeah you can't do really anything that makes you stand out if you're not good yeah that's the trick if you're bad just try to fly under the radar yeah the good news is the Bengals have been here before because they do this every year every year although the one year that they did win their week one game they went to the Super Bowl well the crazy thing is this is probably the healthiest that Joe burough has been in three years to start the season yeah I don't think it's Panic for the Bengals although uh you'd probably prefer to not start like this every well also we should say at the start of the game there were I pretty much two touchdowns that the Bengals had taken off the board yeah there was a Mike keki catch that got taken off and then I think they had a fumble deep in the Red Zone too well that was the that happened after they that wasn't yeah that was just a fumble at the goal line yeah that was just bad he was kind of holding it weird it was bad I mean fumbles and fumbles and drop passes are bad but it could have been it could have gone the other way yeah uh also they Dan Hurley was R of the Jungle and that didn't work out do you think it was negated by Joey CH I I was thinking about it more after I know this is hindsight but Joey Chestnut basically went into Cincinnati and alfha their citizens that that might have killed The Vibes for the Bengals you beat what five of them five of them yeah five verse one yeah yeah well of course Joey Chesnut could go 10 verse one but that's that like if you're someone from Cincinnati and you watch that happen that's a that's a brutal feeling yeah yeah it's not good it's not good how how did they deter determin who got to compete with him I I think they just drew 5050 raffle yeah yeah Drew out of a hat all right we're going to the coin F fliping uh overtime remember when they screwed up the coin flip with the Steelers and lions way back in the day yep that was crazy Jerome Bettis they they said heads and tails I think did you know he played for the Rams what wa wait was he was Jerome Bettis from Detroit and he played for the Rams shut up he never played in Super Bowl in Detroit did he I don't think so next thing you know you're going to tell me that Jaylen herds can squat 500 pounds we get it he can okay he's really good at squatting no I love that I I love the fact that they bring it up four times a game now I think that he had he had that one play where he just ran over and they were like yeah he can squat three of these defensive backs yeah yep yeah it was cool it was cool so um Hank not thinking Ys but happier and more excited about the future what's win some division games win some division games are you Mayo boy yeah yeah Mayo boy's up do you want Drake May to play soon no what at what point though if you're I guess you I guess you have to there's that weird balance of like if jacobe brassette wins enough games you don't want to make the switch but then also you wouldn't mind having Drake may come in and get his feet wet with a team that isn't as bad as you thought it would be but if we're thinking Ys you can't make a switch it's been really strange this preseason hearing how people are talking about Drake May they're saying almost universally Drake May is going to be a good quarterback he just needs to sit for a year yeah how could you be that certain that he's gonna be good if you're also certain that he need to be sitting right now makes no sense you also I don't think we talked about bel's comments about yeah no belich hates Caleb Williams he's made it very clear what are you gonna do and he wants to coach again belich also is like listen best coach of all time also put his entire reputation uh with ma Jones to end his career so does he know quarterbacks I don't know what he said about Caleb he said like oh he completed half his passes he's not good also if Bill bellich is such a great quarterback evaluator wouldn't he have taken Tom Brady in the fifth round fair question or the fourth round fair question maybe the third round fair question maybe the second round yeah just basically anytime someone uh including the best coach of all time uh comes a kills I have to think of some way to spin it so I just kept on saying yeah well he drafted M Jones so and he signed the ghost of Cam Newton just ignore everything else yeah yeah what did you think Hank you you liked that you want you want I want the Bears to be good no I want the Bears to be good I've said it a million times I want the city to be buzzing with with bears fever it is you don't mean that though he doesn't I do you say it but you don't mean he doesn't mean it I absolutely do what about the commanders he doesn't give a [ __ ] I don't really care about what about the Eagles Eagles I want to lose and like as painful fashion as humanly possible this is what's so painful for me is that like at the my I I long I have no beef with Chicago I long for teams to care about my team one way or the other and I don't blame them for being like I don't give a [ __ ] about the commanders yeah we've been irrelevant right I just want I want we were in Philly the other week and somebody asked me do you think they're going to get a uh [ __ ] the commanders chant going I was like no no they don't they don't give a [ __ ] about it like I I yearn to be good enough to have the city of Philadelphia hate me right that's my goal right it is a weird thing that like in Philly like everyone hates the Giants everyone hates the Cowboys no and that's that hurts that's the I don't think about you at all that hurts and it stings that's more than anything I just want to get to the point where I can have enemies again yeah yeah yeah yeah it's fun to have enemies it is you have enemies you the enemies aren't reciprocate I mean I have it similar Packers fans hate Bears fans but and they hate the bears but they also just Big Brother us yeah you're like pass oh that's nice you got oh you got another quarterback um speaking of which we can go to the next you basically want to be the lions like the Lions yes like that but now they're getting a little bit they have a little bit of juice yeah I'm Steelers 18, Falcons 10 getting close to hating the Lions I need them to win tonight but I'm getting close to hating them I want to be good enough to have people despise me yeah yeah um speaking of uh a good segue the Steelers 18 Falcons 10 I didn't bring this up uh when we were talking about bears Titans but Justin Fields started this game and Justin fields and Caleb Williams had a combined 20 uh drives today and zero touchdowns yeah it was just like it just all stalled out once they got anywhere close they were just living with field goals today and Tomlin Mike Tomlin without a hat on is one of the more shocking things that I've seen long time and it's it's wild because tomlin's been coaching in the league for forever yeah and I feel like we've never seen him without without a hat until today yeah and it was it it took my breath away I was like who is that you did you it stopped you uh to start we also had uh and it was clarified that Russell Wilson was the emergency quarterback but there was a tweet that went super viral that just this is when you know you you're kind of down bad because everyone just makes a narrative on you uh they're like Russell Wilson's inactive today and he's dressed in full Pat he was the emergency quarterback I thought the same thing I thought he was inactive and I but I was but it would be Russell Wilson to yeah in fact I saw Russell on the sideline and I was like oh I know he's inactive but that's not weird for Russell Wilson at all to be wearing correct so yeah that that was he was he was technically emergency quarterback so that's why he was in pads by the way David Montgomery is just a monster I think this was the perfect game for Russell Wilson because they Justin played good enough to get a win yeah and he did not play good enough to take the starting job from Russell Wilson who hasn't even had a start yet but still he's penciled in there as a starter but there's not going to be any talk this week about like maybe we should just stick with Justin yeah there was nothing that I saw from Justin fields that said oh Everything's changed the only thing that changed for him is he had a defense that could back him up yeah if you were to draw it up if you were Drew bledo and you saw Tom Brady's first like 16 starts you want them all to look like this yeah he was uh he he did just enough to get you like you said get him into field goal range they had six field goals uh our guy stat hole which you should check out he he has a great blog every uh week recapping all the stats Chris Boswell was one yard shy of the all-time record for most yards in field goals in a game so he had 273 yards of field goals uh Jason Myers had 274 a few years ago but Boswell added a 43 yard punt so I think he should get the record alltime kicking record yeah most yards although there's probably someone who had more puns yeah iow was punter yeah um but this was just a field goal game we also had in this game uh TJ watt is so good that he confuses the refs yeah so he's he's not technically off sides but it looks like he's off sides he he timed it so he timed a snap so well and then strip I think he did it twice strip sacked uh Kirk Cousins but they called him off sides and he he's so good at how he times it the ref apologized to him afterwards and said he [ __ ] it up yeah which is nuts he was getting some crazy jumps he was always in the back field he was everywhere and every time there's a ball on the ground TJ watt is the first person on the field he's he sees the ball on the ground before the guy who fumbles yeah it's crazy he's just always crawling towards the football yeah he played really well today uh Kirk Cousins did not play that Rusty great he yeah he looked like he's still recovering from something now he Kirk's never been the most mobile guy in the world yeah but but I've seen him move around a little bit better and that that was a weird Kirk Cousins game because he had a I think he had two interceptions and usually Kirk Cousins interceptions are not like horrendous he's just careless with the ball he was careless with those he was just kind of throwing it up there at he was getting sacked being like I don't know where this is going nobody is better except will L has had a couple of these today but Kirk Cousins is very good at throwing intentionally incomplete passes yes Kirk is the man throwing it at their feet yeah at their feet it'll bounce like exactly one foot in front of them to the point where their receiver won't even make a play on it but he's not trying to complete the pass at all and it doesn't look like it's intentional yeah but he's very good at at trying to miss passes but Kirk Cousins did not look good today uh the Steelers look like they are the exact same Steelers every single year where they're going to be hard to watch offensively but their defense is so good they're going to win these games where they're an underdog yeah one of the most funny plays of the game was uh George Pickins who does six insane things every game oh my God three of which are insane in terms of like body control and then the other three are insane in terms of like clinically mentally insane yes at the end of the first half he caught a ball on the sidelines I think at the time that he caught it there were like 4 seconds left yeah and then he comes down tries to cut back and stay in bounds to gain another like five meaningless yards at that point um but the clock would have run out but his toe was on the line yes so they ended up having one second left in a half yes and so unintentionally he did the right thing which is that's a big upgrade for George like you don't have to you don't have to necessarily try to do the right thing as long as you end up doing the right thing right right right sometimes bad intentions can lead to good results yeah that's what happened he is so crazy though he's nuts also shout out to Falcons they used uh bejon and Kyle pit Hank this is actually going to be a very painful the lions are about to score David Montgomery is going to score the touchdown I let everyone down I'm out of the Pick Four uh next year next week we're going to make it a pick three think of how electric this moment would be right now it would have been the most electric moment in in PMT history to have David Montgomery hit that parlay for the people I apologize to everyone dton conade that this moment would have been so would have incredible we would have been going nuts in overtime he just took over dton King Kade the night dton Kade had a play drawn up for him on the 10 yard line that got tipped at the at the line of screamers that he would have walked in I can't believe that good pick Hank Cal Pitts great pick to the three of you I'm out so next week so how we're going to do it is if someone misses they're out and we'll make it three three to score so we have a better chance of actually hitting it because if I was out what's going to happen when it's not one person that doesn't we'll just we'll figure coin yeah yeah whoever had the better whoever was closer I apologize but my parlay hit big cat parlay so at least you maybe people rode that uh that one didn't lose wink uh but it didn't lose uh but the Lions won 2620 that was an awesome game that was a great game that was an awesome game football rocks uh what were we talking about oh Steelers Falcons yeah Steelers Falcons um oh another thing with George Pickins I actually think that Mike Tomlin likes having those kind of guys on his team at some point you have to say like we've always said Mike tomlin's done a great job of managing crazy Personalities in the past but also lost in that as the fact that Mike Tomlin always has crazy personalities on his team I think he really enjoys having one guy who's a challenge yes and then he shows the rest of the team like I will I will reach this one guy and then everyone sees him doing that and that's how they all follow Mike yes yes and he is up to the task for it but yeah the I I walked away from this game being like the Falcons are going to still be the I mean if Kirk Cousins is is going to be this Rusty I don't think they're going to bench him but it definitely derails what they expected out of this season if he's going to take a while to get going they were playing the Steelers who have a very good defense and it's if you if you had to pick one team to go up against uh as a like 35y old guy who's coming back from Achilles probably not TJ watt yeah not a good not a good idea to do that so that whole defense is very good so we'll we'll see what happens when they when they play some different defenses but uh the Steelers are the exact same Steelers and I expect them to be the exact same Steelers and they're going to be lowc scoring games they're going to win when you think that they're not going to win they're going to probably lose a couple games that they should win and they're going to finish 9 and8 I do think that the offense looked better though yeah it did compared to last year yeah nii ran hard uh and George Pickins is awesome if you can figure out a way to get the ball to George Pickins he's insane yeah if you can hands are insane his body control is insane fast limit him to just one un sportsmanlike conduct penalty per game yeah and I think you usually win those games yeah um I was a little confused they didn't really run jayen Warren at all yeah n because Naji looked good yeah but it was I I do feel like jayen Warren gives him another element that just I don't know well he was a lot Vikings 28, Giants 6 better than Naji last year yeah uh okay next up we have Vikings 28 Giants 6 here is where uh Giant fans are at uh this is from Jones to China Twitter account he said in a serious country Daniel Jones would be beaten with hammers is that China he's probably right yeah China the Ser country probably uh he wasn't great today big cat he I don't think so the pick six that he threw in the first half the fans booing the entire organization at halftime they were wearing the ridiculous throwback jerseys which you don't wear on week one the the pants I don't mind the Jersey itself the pants and the helmet are gross yeah they were Michigan's helmets it's a gross setup and you don't do that week one all all fans want on week one take the family to a game see the colors that you haven't seen right in N9 months go out there and watch what you know to be your favorite football team in your favorite colors play a football game correct and then you show up to the stadium and they're wearing the ones that look like something it looks like a piece of of tur that Superman [ __ ] out right it's a bad bad uniform combo you can sprinkle it in occasionally maybe wear them in the preseason maybe wear them once once you're out of playoff contention then you can sprinkle those in they but not week one right that's a yeah or that's a uh a random Thursday night throwback night in the middle of November especially if it's like a bad team right playing on that Thursday at least we have new uniforms to look at maybe they're a different team I also just don't like when teams do the thr backs just to do the Throwbacks when their regular jerseys are Classics it's it's when the Steelers did the Bumblebees yeah like what what are you doing the Steelers have incredible jerseys why would you do the throwback for that well then you you want to also sell more jerseys correct but I just hate it I don't know I I I there's some classic jerseys that you just don't need to do Throwbacks on and week one and we're getting we're talking too much about Jersey uh it's Daniel Jones it's over it's been over uh he's going to cost Brian able his job who I still think is not a bad coach but I think it's going to cost him his job uh you had fans yelling at BR at Daniel Jones going into the game or was that after the game I think I think it was after that's even worse yeah I don't think it was going in going in would have been mean going in would have been mean but going out is is worse in a in a weird way because you just had I mean that interception he threw to Van GLE what is he doing yeah it was it was pretty bad and there were also a lot of bad clips of that front off why did they agree to do hard knock it makes no sense that team especially that was probably Mr mea's call it was probably Mr mea trying to generate more revenue for the league as a whole he's a team player uh but the clips that were going around after the saquon Barkley night were bad made even worse by what happened with Daniel Jones yes and uh and their owner talk about saquan being like the most popular player by far like I'm going to lose sleep if he goes to the Eagles I have no idea why they allowed to make that to television yeah why didn't why did you not keep that out it it makes no sense it makes no sense um but yeah it's over for Daniel Jones and I am on the flip side I am throwing my vote behind Sam darnold for guy who's going to be better than everyone expected this year I said it was a loser leaves town game for me personally whoever played better in this game I was goingon to throw all my weight behind hey he's not as bad as everyone thinks he is so so Daniel Jones actually he isn't as bad as everyone thinks he is he's worse but Sam darnold is not as bad as everyone thinks he is he's better yeah Sam darnold late bloomer seven-year bump Late Bloomer for him he looked not bad in this offense he Kevin oconnell he knows how to make quarterbacks play good and two of those reasons are Justin Jefferson Jordan Addison Addison got hurt though today so I don't know if he's again yeah I think he got hurt right I don't know he went hurt I think he may have left the game hurt ah okay so that's not good for the Vikings but I I do think that Sam darnold played well yeah by the way NFC North tough division three out of the four teams are one in know that's [ __ ] tough tough big boy football big boy football big boy football which team isn't uh the Green Bay Packers but Jordan Love's okay uh FC is three and now oh memes big boy football memes we're GNA get to you memes but you got a big one I'm gonna do that real quick that tweet NFC North has is is NFC North the best division in football is the um Aaron Jones uh is good and I don't know I'm happy but I don't know why the Packers got rid of him for Josh Jacobs I don't either um I don't like the fact that when you saw him score his first touchdown people were like wait that's not that's not James Cook wait that's not Alexander Madison yeah wait that's Aaron Jones yeah actually they have a type we when when you do the three-way triangle trade I think the Packers lost all of it because Alexander Madison is on the r ERS right yeah and he looked not bad y scored a touchdown right yep and Aaron Jones looked good that's the that's the Domino that would be talked about for decades to come in the NFL yeah uh but yeah the Giants are just this is It's didn't just stop with I they're just I guess if you're a Giants fan at least you know it's it's so apparent like you can now just watch college football on Saturday and be like who's our next quarterback M right and and if you're a Vikings fan you're like this this year might be okay yeah he might be decent Sam darnold might not be bad seven-year bump I would put him as the uh the top backup in the NFL right now uh cuz he started he's a St technically yeah yeah CU he I think he outperformed Justin Fields who is the other backup Saints 47, Panthers 10 that's a starter that's right so I would put him as one Gardner is still he's a backup he is a backup in nature Gardner is a backup by Vibe yeah yeah very much so all right uh last game of the early window Saints 47 Panthers 10 um if you want to feel really really dumb as a human being bet on Bryce young it's a really good way to humble yourself I did it uh and it was one single pass into the game that I remembered oh yeah this guy stinks and the Panthers are bad yeah I want very much for for Bryce to show glimpses show flashes just because I I feel terrible for Panthers fans yeah because your franchise is is in the biggest deepest darkest hole and it's going to continue to get deeper because of the pick situation that you guys have correct and you've got the owner that you don't really like you got just all bad things going on around your organization so I want Bryce to look like he might give you some hope and you didn't really get that at all today he threw a pick on his first throw and then later on in the first quarter he got basically tackled by his own lineman did you guys see that highlight that was bad uh his and when I mean tackled like the lineman is just was just standing there being a 300lb lineman and Bryce young happened to graze up next to him and fell over yeah uh I I'm at the point now where I feel bad for Bryce young so I actually looked it up he's made $25 million that's good yeah that's I I I did I did that almost as like I feel so bad I got to think of something he made $25 million yeah good for him I still feel bad for for the fans though you should be you we talk about this I think pretty much every year for the worst team whether or not you're allowed to just change your Allegiance as a fan I think under certain circumstances you should be allowed to yes I think you should have to pay some sort of penalty like if you go to prison for a year I think you could go to prison and then you could come out and you could say I'm now a fan of this completely different city but you have to take on all that City's teams yeah and Bryce young like the Panthers that is prison do you think that that's a that's a year of prison you're going through do you think that anybody has moved out or is going going to move out of Charlotte primarily for the reason that they don't like the Carolina Panthers anymore they just can't stand David terer I think that might H I think you might see a handful of people start to do that right now yeah I would consider leaving Charlotte yeah you should leave just move to Raleigh just go to go to go to San Diego and be a Harbaugh guy yeah that's a great Point yeah just be a Harbaugh guy but yeah the um you really really feel dumb when you bet on the Panthers I don't know why I thought maybe we even said it on Friday they went an entire season without Le taking a snap leading in the fourth quarter and then my dumb [ __ ] for brains self was like yeah you know what Panthers yeah you tried to outsmart yourself I mean that's my whole theory was you can't be as bad as you were last year no you can you ironically outsmarted Yourself by trying to outsmart yourself correct Saints look good though they well Clint cubiak was on the sidelines yep so mystery solved dialing it up yeah loose lips SN ships and Dennis Allen knows that you can't be telling Tales out of school to the media listen I was not familiar with Dennis Allen's game it worked yeah Clint cubiak caught a great game yeah from the sidelines from the sidelines not from the booth yeah and the Panthers didn't know what to do with that they were they were looking for him in the wrong places Derek Carr was good Derek Carr was good they they fed fed him like a steady diet of tesm Hill right off the start yeah Cima tesm Hill just run downhill Rasheed Shahed looks super fast love saying his name I Al I don't like his number though what is his number I think it's 22 okay okay it's in the 20s a guy like that either should be 11 or maybe like 81 82 to remind you that he plays wide receiver 8 I'm trying to think about it yeah I could even use a I could 88 I could even do I think he's too small for an 88 might be too small but again I have no I no idea what size he actually is because the number 22 I assume if you're wearing 22 that you're prototypical like uh tailback size yeah that you're 51 227 what's the fattest number cuz I was thinking about it I think it's uh the the fat guy on the Ravens was wearing 58 those numbers compressed on a jersey like when it scrunches up on a fat belly those look very fat well it matters 78 78 it matters what position seven is kind of a skinny number like five and eight are both fat like there was a kicker that was wearing 44 the other day yeah and that to me I was like that kicker is fat but no he was in good shape just 44 that's a fullback number yeah uh 90 is usually a pretty fat guy that's yeah you need you need you need a eight or a zero cuz like the circles when they get scrunched up just look they go wide yeah and it's just they kind of fold into each other uh 99 is not fat 98 I think more times than often no 99 is one of the fastest yeah he's he's fast and he's strong 98 jacked up I think 98 is a strong number okay 96 is a fat guy 96 is a fat guy big time fat gu 95 also a fat guy 92 yep f a fat guy yeah uh what were we talking about Rashid Shahed oh awesome name awesome name actually just B bumped out Malik Willis for coolest name yeah but no Malik is the guy that has the such a better sounding name than he is a football player correct yeah that's true he is the answer to that um yeah the Saints I don't know I Al I'm so mad at myself too because I said to myself all offseason like Saints might not be as bad as we think and then I'm like yeah you know what let me take the Panthers Derek Carl won me over he was a cool guy yeah he's a very cool guy to talk to he was he was a lot cooler than I was expecting and he was in on the joke so yeah we're I think we're DC guys I like Derek car I like saying DC yeah now we don't know if the panther or if the the Saints are good or if they just had the acute case of playing against the Panthers at let's play a game called uh when will the Panthers get their first win okay all right here we go week two Chargers nope no chance that's Harbaugh is going to chew them up and spit them out did you see Bryce young at one point he was down on himself went to the sidelines and Dave Canalis went over to him and gave him the like got down on a knee like he was his dad he's like come on Slugger yeah like gave him that nice nice little pep talk and Bryce just wanted no part of it none uh week three at the Raiders maybe that's a maybe that's a maybe that's a maybe week four at home against the Bengals that'll be when the Bengals have figured it all out yeah no they're not that's not uh week five at the Bears if kale Williams throws for over 100 yards say no chance if he goes under 100 yards they might have a chance now I don't want it to happen but for the podcast it would be it be pretty good we do have their second round pick uh week six Falcons at home that could be yeah they beat the Falcons last year in the division yeah weird stuff happens in the division week seven at commanders no Ray young might go off no I don't think so okay have easy schedule yeah they did well they were last place team they were the worst team in the league uh that's another thing we're gonna have to teach you about yeah I know that how they make the schedules because you just never you just play Never you just never played different division you never thought about it it's like the schedule is the schedule you get M I know you get matched up with a division in conference yeah you play the fourth fourth place teams play fourth place teams if you're Hank you probably thought that the Patriots were just like you it was like college where you set your own schedule and the Patriots like yeah we'll beat anybody yeah doesn't matter that's why you guys always played the best teams if you can see a trend they're going to be playing the fourth place team team from last year in every single uh conference so yeah they're playing at at the Broncos uh Saints at the Giants or at home against a giant so they a winning record yeah yeah they could win some games Cardinals they could win yeah I see I see a couple potential wins yeah they're going to win a couple games um okay PFT why don't you hit us with a couple ads and we'll get to the afternoon games shout out to Saints they're back part of my take is sponsored by better help kids are always 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saying you might be a helicopter parent U maybe yeah I I'll take that week one I was nervous got to let the kid fall every now and then I know I don't want him to fall I was scared I was scared to watch him I almost like I wanted the game to be played at noon I wanted to get out of the way as soon as possible and then as the games went by I was just dreading I was like what if something bad happens I was thinking all the worst thoughts um Jaden looked pretty good though I'm happy with how things went I do need some help though because now I found myself squarely in the crosshairs of uh being targeted by people saying nice second overall pick on run back you know I'm I'm I'm going into the Lamar situation so I'm hoping that you have some advice for me for how to deal with those people yeah uh one thing that I tried to do was just put out the blind resume for all the rookie quarterbacks making their starts today and Jaden had a good statistical day he was not the problem I would have liked to see that one pass to McClaren that was deep I wanted to see that connect um outside of that uh the rest of the team it's we're just not a good football team yeah we're not good we're not really good at anything Jaden needs to to figure out a way to keep his helmet on though yeah that part is scary to me he's helmet just pops off every two seconds yeah he doesn't really tie it Buckle it in tight and it was coming off even in pream and then every time he would get touched it would fly off which resulted in him getting two uh penalties that were called because it looked like he got decapitated yeah because his helmet rolls across the field also before every play he puts his mouthpiece in but he puts it in on the side of his mouth and then he chews on it and we haven't ever said anything bad about any player that just chews on their mouthpiece all game correct right yeah okay good just want to make sure I don't think you have to worry about the running stuff because he's clearly a very good passer like he is he's a good passer he knows when you when you watch him throw the ball it like it's fluid it makes sense it's not like a Justin Fields even Lamar who has won two MVPs like people calling him Lamar great two MVPs I love that awesome or you're saying uh we have a good running back that's great it's been a long time since we had a good running back too yeah you have thunder and lightning thunder and lightning all in one together and he leads the league in Smiles that's what I like the most the guy the kids having fun out there I thought he looked fine for uh his first start like I didn't think he looked bad he didn't look great but it didn't like it's his first start I thought he looked pretty good overall I mean running with a when when he takes off and runs nobody's catching him yeah he's very fast I like that some of the passing was good some of the passing was so good helmet he needs more helmet discipline um and then the rest of the team just stinks yeah the defense was maybe Baker was just playing really well oh Baker was incredible uh but there were a lot of open guys Baker was incredible if it did feel like every time Baker threw the ball it was going somewhere for 15 yards it was going to the right place for 15 yards every single time every single every time 15 yards I I think we forced one Punt and every other Drive ended in points yeah he had four touchdowns Baker and he he also that pass that touchdown pass to Mike Evans was incredible yeah where Mike it was more Mike Evans was incredible he just big bodied him I think this might be the last straw for Emanuel Forbes though oh that's good I think it might be it I think we were we're saying okay we'll give you one more chance and he got benched a couple times today at some point you just have to say he he can't play there was a moment where he had a tackle and you like oh Emanuel Forbes had a tackle and it was a play where it was in the middle of the field it's like you want your quarterback covering the guy not tackling him but that's progress for Emanuel Forbes and then I watched the replay I was like oh well he he assisted on attack right and he also should have been covering it also should have been covering yeah everything was bad on the defense uh there were glimpses where it looked kind of cool on offense but overall I'm okay with it we're not going to be a good team this year and you might I'm not thinking supy and you might beat the uh you might beat the Giants next year that's really the Super Bowl for me yeah if we can go 2 and0 against the Giants and beat the Panthers yeah that's perfect season baby yeah I think you're I think you're going to beat the Giants I think I mean Jaden Daniels is significantly better than Daniel Jones yeah yeah he is that's not even close Max as a division rival what did you think about Jaden I thought I I you I was watching that game with you and I was saying good things about Jaden Daniels he's my fantasy quarterback I was I wanted him to do well and everything you you all the positive things that I was saying you're like you you thought that there was some other meaning behind it yeah I thought you I thought you were twoo tone to me I wasn't I thought there was a there was uh subcontext to every comment you were making no I think Jaden Daniels is good I think the commander suck but I think Jane Daniels is good you have to realize I had my guard up during that game as as the protective father that I felt like in the stands watching actually felt like more like the mom where I was just like Burying my head in my hands I was like I can't watch just tell me what happens um so yes I was on high alert for that game with a rookie quarterback as I feel like I'm c yeah you got to be on high alert I'm on high alert so max was giving compliments I was like Max shut the you were like he needs to tighten up his chin strap I was like you got to tighten up that mouth dude listen you got to get on high alert when you have a rookie quarterback if if if you if max if you spent one second in my mentions for the entirety of the Bears game they would ban Twitter they'd be like they'd be like you can't this is this is hate speech everywhere I I said out loud I was like I think I might just deactivate can I keep my account if I deactivate you got to be on a high alert with the rookie quarterback yeah I am I'm on very high alert and you know what next week it's a must- win yeah the Giants you got you got to take care of business that's huge because if we don't beat the Giants that means that the Giants are better than us and that's not a world I want to live in this season uh what was the name of the sideline reporter who is swagged out that was weird Laura Oakman yeah what was that she was rocking a bucket hat and she was wearing a chain and she looked like when they dressed Kirk Cousins up after a game like is it because Oasis is back is that why she's wearing the bucket hat is that for is that for Liam I don't know they just English people wear bucket hats I know she looked like L Cool J yeah that was a weird look it was a strange look I thought that she was doing it cuz we didn't have the sound on that game we're listening to Tom Brady so we were watching that and we were trying to figure out what was going on I thought she was doing it because there's like a story that maybe Jaden Daniels has a picture I'm unaware of where he's dressed up like that she was a Steve Bushi hey what's up kid what what's what's that name how you doing kids how you do fellow kids how you doing fellow kids that's what she looked like yeah it was it was a strange look but that was was the least of my concerns yeah we're just a bad team and you know what I'm glad that I came to the realization week one I think you're good enough to beat the Eagles leag at least once and be a pain in the ass to Max I would love that yeah I think that's going to Happ I just I just want you to hate me I want you to hate me Max yeah you won you can't hate me nah nah he doesn't even feel anything'll and that's so it's so painful that she'll never hate me no um by the way I have breaking Mose breaking m breaking moves uh Rebecca Roma has tweeted at us uh saying message to awls Mr Jerry OC is muttering should have picked up Baker instead of Dak we have no clue what this means but we are worried this time it's just a picture of him sitting in a car are we Worried About Cherry Jerry's having big time fomo on basically any player that does well this weekend yeah and it doesn't even matter because we're gonna win our game Jerry did shout out to Jerry oconnell and his drafting ability because the AI feature on Yahoo graded him as an a yeah I think they projected we go like 12 and four this season yeah so he did a good job and we're winning week one but Jerry he is uh he's about that life right now that's all he he's second guessing everything I did tell her and she's probably going to listen to this because she's in awl now but uh the only thing that will'll fix Jerry is four quarters of un uninterrupted Monday Night Football yeah just let let him watch Rebecca if you want to come watch the game with us and just have Jerry chill at home and he gets to tune in all on his own we we feel like we've known you forever I'll do Jerry such a big favor by inviting Cowboys 33, Browns 17 you to Chicago to hang out with us for an evening yeah I'm in uh okay next up Cowboys 33 Browns 17 Dak got absolutely paid a couple hours before the season started he got $240 million $231 guaranteed foryear contract so much for turning up the heat Jerry Jones uh he did have a great quote though he said I hope Dak is our quarterback for the rest of my life whoa yeah four years yeah well he no then he said and that's not just limited to the terms of this contract oh that smart but it it sounds like it certainly is also genius genius move by Jerry Jones because you could say oh my God you're overpaying for Dak Prescott but you waited a couple hours before you played a game against the worst quarterback contract of all time in Deshawn Watson because that really was like think about it Dak signed this fouryear 240 million contract and Deshawn's contract was the entire talk online during that game because it is the worst contract ever it's impossible to beat I maybe not even the worst NFL contract ever maybe not even the worst Sports contract ever desun Watson might have the worst contract ever we got to look it up in Louisiana Purchase I feel like we got that for like a couple Nick we fleeced yeah we we fleeced we got them maybe White Star cruise lines to build the Titanic yeah pretty bad contract and then it's Desa Watson deshun Watson close second it's he has $230 million guaranteed I actually think that deshun Watson is so bad at football now that he hates football that he's just going to pretend to be injured because he's like what do I care yes you're exactly right when he's playing he hates being out on the field yeah can't stand being out on the field he looks like he'd rather be anywhere else he doesn't want to talk to anybody doesn't want to talk to his teammates doesn't want to talk to his coaches he is looking forward he is looking forward to getting hit hard enough to make it convincing that he's hurt where he can't play he's going to have an elbow injury coming up yeah I I the other shoulder yeah I I so I thought of this uh independent of I guess someone tweeted this at memes and Max but um DeShaun Watson's so bad at football now I think you could say that he's a a better person than football player uh I think he's so bad at football I would say and he's a bad person I would say as good as he is at quarterback even better human being yeah that's how bad he is at football now he's a better human than football player yeah cuz he's so bad at football that's a great Spin Zone yeah he's somehow reversed it it's close it is close it's a race to the bottom it's weak to week miny asked if if he can even show his face in Cleveland after this I was like I think that's the only part of his body he is allowed to share correct he's I mean it's it's it's nuts how bad he is is and he's just it's it's abysmal to watch he he looks like a backup that should never be playing a game playing a game he was throwing the ball six yards out of bounds on almost every throw every time I watched him hurl a pass downfield and uh we had Tom Brady in the booth commentating on it what do you think Tom how do you think if you were to give him like a a letter grade Tom Brady did week one I can't say that I I listened enough I would say that his uh his voice voice is going to take some getting used to it's a little whiny yeah but he he'll get comfortable I give it a b yeah it's going to take a here here's what I'll say he needs a couple reps similar Tom Brady similar to uh if you're listening to this uh please come on the show we'd love to have you on the show we can give you some tips similar to Dak Prescott playing against a game against DeShaun Watson and immediately his contract looks like a discount Tom Brady you need to just retweet every clip you can find mind of Nebraska Colorado on Saturday night because that was tough for Colt McCoy well it was tough for Colt it was tough for the refs too yeah it was tough for the whole operation the whole operation it was bad and I like Colt and I hope he he turns around it wasn't his best the first game is there's Jitters you know what here's another Spin Zone for Tom Brady you don't want to be Tony Romo that everyone sucks off in the first game and then everyone's like wait this guy's actually annoying Tom Brady wasn't annoying he just has work to do he had a little bit of he also he was he was a little bit nervous going into it the first couple times the cameras on him couple missteps here and there I actually I I feel like it's when I'm watching Tom Brady and he's on TV announcing a football game I feel like that's beneath him to do that yeah I feel like Tom should be just like sitting in some high-rise apartment somewhere with like absolutely no fabric anywhere in the room just all marble and granite and he's there watching a glamorous TV with a glass of red wine Tom Brady doesn't need to be in Cleveland Ohio no talking to me about Des Watson St at a hotel in Cleveland that yeah see that's what I'm saying like that kind of ruins it ruins the image of Tom Brady for me yeah he should be on a beach he's too good to be telling me about crummy football also Tom Brady come on the show because until you come on the show we'll just say Greg Olsson is better because Greg olsson's a good friend of ours yeah well he is better yeah but that's because Greg olsson's been doing it for a couple years and he's a natural that's true I don't I don't think he was Tom Brady is not a natural he will though work harder than anyone right Hank yep the commercial hyping up Tom Brady was weird oh it was great it was it was a little weird it was strange I thought it was really it was strange for really well done it was a little weird for an announcer that's all oh it's Tom Brady I understand and he will get better because it is Tom Brady that's what he does he's going to just end up being somehow the best announcer because he's just going to work harder than everyone what I didn't like about Tom today is that he was announcing the deshun Watson game and he I this is not his fault but a game where you want the announcers to be a little bit more mean you know you want the announcers to like call out when you see quarterback playing like dog [ __ ] and talk about the contract and be like what is even going on they miss Joe Flo jamus Winston is waiting right there you want to you want an announcer that's not afraid to just like step in the mud a little bit and for Tom's first game he was definitely not going to do that well it probably was so like Tom Brady doesn't even understand how someone could do the things DeShaun Watson was doing yeah he can't analyze that he he can't he he he doesn't it doesn't make sense to him well he could analyzed some of the stuff if you thought about some of the things Robert Craft has been doing true uh so you b I didn't listen enough I was I was taking notes I was also flipping around to different games so I didn't listen enough B I need that's the only thing with the like I I would like to get like a Sunday night or monay it won't happen because they have the afternoon game Sunday or Monday to really that's when you can really see like what the reaction is what this announcer is what they're made of so I I listen to a lot of it I think that people are not going to be happy with Tom Brady got it I think that they'll say Greg olsson's better but again this is the first first rep Tom Thomas had so and know get better what do you think uh Max what you gonna say Johnny Fanta oh yes oh I forgot we got to play this video so Johnny Fanta uh our guy Johnny Fanta this is how bad the Browns are this is how bad deshun Watson is Cleveland the Cleveland Browns organization has officially ticked Johnny Fanta off ticked tick he is ticked off PFT he is ticked off can you pull it up it's the TV that looks like it's in a uh it's Lake Erie oh yeah that is Lake Erie it's this is this is as mad as you can get Johnny Fanta and again he was ticked off I have it here I have it up here you want do you want to watch it no just listen to it yeah we can listen to it you ready for this yep the only thing that's nice right now is the sun that's shining it shouldn't be that was utterly embarrassing pathetic disgraceful shameful you gave that guy under Center $230 million fully guarantee $230 million fully guarantee he's not great he's not good he's not even average right now I put him on par with Bryce young or Daniel Jones he can go stand in line with them rip the Band-Aid off before it's too late cuz the rest of that locker room knows it TOA Watson's done that first half against Dallas was an utter joke I'm tired of hearing about rust I'm tired of hearing excuses I'm tired of hearing that the two-time NFL coach the it's all his fault folks he can't play it ain't happening except reality I'm ticked oh ticked I'm tick he's ticked and I did you watch the video no but that's it sounds like he's almost poed cuz you didn't get to see it this is what he looked like when he's doing it yeah perfect that's a TI man his full Browns gear he's ticked his big ticked energy folks I'm ticked yeah this is this is not good for the Cleveland Browns no they lost Johnny Fant and if you're if you're a Browns fan it's so depressing to watch that and to think about the money that you're paying him and if Kevin stansky has an honest conversation with him and was like hey would you just rather not play right and still get the money deshun Watson would definitely say yes yeah 100% look at that face Johnny Fanta he's he's peeve he's ticked he's ticked off he's right though DeShaun Watson is on par with those guys go stand in line with him go stand in line with it a sad line he is so bad and uh yeah it was painful to watch it was painful painful to watch especially with jamus just on the sidelines ready to go he's ready he also Johnny Fanta brought up a good point in that video no one and I know there's been injuries and there's a year out and all that stuff but no one has had the benefit of oh he's got rust more than desham Watson yeah well he's been Rusty for four years he was Rusty for being under investigation yeah and then he was Rusty from demanding a trade demanding a trade then he was Rusty from an energy or an injury yeah and then he was Rusty from another injury it was like oh he's only played a few games in the last four years well that's his fault and it doesn't matter he stinks if if you were deshun Watson they just said hey if you don't play for the rest of the season just hang out we won't even activate you on what do you do yeah what would you do if you're Deshawn would you just probably move out of the country yeah I he he's isn't he tight with Saudi Arabia remember there was that picture of him hanging out with The Sheiks yeah yeah go overseas go he's already there look at that just play the end again I'm ticked so they can actually see it he's I mean he's the best Johnny Fanta way it ain't happening except reality I'm ticked it's seriously like if I was if I was Jimmy Ham's uh assistant I would I would H hardly run into the suite and just be like sir we've lost Johnny Fanta and that would that would be the moment where you have to change everything this is it and it it man before the game you had miles garri going into the mun lot and and hanging out with those people there getting all amped up I know he wanted it to be so great and then the Cowboys it makes it so much worse that it was a Cowboys and it was the national game now you're embarrassed too yeah if you're a Cowboys fan you're very very happy with how today went yeah I mean the Cowboys look good I think the Cowboys are also one of those teams that like they were uh people have been so I don't know like oh every Year's the same they're really good in the regular season they don't do anything in in the playoffs that they might have gotten a little underrated going into this season they were two and a half Point dogs in this game that's a crazy line looking back yes that's weird we're going to look back at the end of the season when the Cowboys have 11 12 wins and the and the Browns have a $230 million quarterback that they can't even play and be like what was that line also the offensive line did not look as good in Chargers 22, Raiders 10 Cleveland no maybe that's a that's a Callahan they have yeah and they've been moving parts around and everything yeah um okay uh last two Chargers Raiders Chargers 22 Raiders 10 this is just just Harbaugh this is Harbaugh through and through I don't know can we can you pull up the the Harbaugh got a game ball pull my quote treat of it because it's just har bought he that team this is what we knew when we went to LA and we saw like him in his element they are going to be don't bet against him that's what he said to us he's like don't I don't know if you had bet on us but it wouldn't bet against us play the sound for this this is hard about getting a game ball from the owner after the game [Applause] he's just freaking out screaming so happy he's got him Juiced up they were fighting in the end zone yeah he cares so much about that ball too he's so I I guarantee you he takes very good care of every game ball that he gets they all means something to him the fight in the end zone he was that's when you knew that hard ball was in his element he's and and this team is not that talented but he's going to get them to believe that they can win any game and they will win a couple games because of that and it was just great to see him back out there the one thing I would say about the Chargers they got to get ironed out Harbaugh went up to Herbert before the game to do his patented he hits his quarterback on the top of the pads on the side of the pads and on the back Herbert thought he was going in for a hug and he went to hug them and it was they were just Harbaugh Harbaugh's not a hugger yeah he's not a hugger we also way he hugs is by trying to wrestle you yeah right wrestle you to the ground that's it's really competitive hugging we also had an alltime Harbaugh before the game uh he announced uh the Chargers changed a number of 6'4 296 lb defensive tackle Scott Matlock this past week from number 99 to number uh 44 and Now list him as their starting fullback and Matt lock is expected to play both ways in Sunday's regular season opener versus the Raiders and Harbaugh said that Matt lock is in such good condition he could play a double header if needed I love that he if there was a third way to play football he would be on that team too like a special team that was not offense or defense we'd put him out there too he doesn't use him there it's just the heart like that's just a Vibes thing like we made our defensive uh our nose tackle our fullback well he took the most intimidating looking guy yeah and he just said we're going to have this man on our football field as often as possible right because he looks like a character from Game of Thrones yeah it's so I yeah I'm buying on the on the Chargers uh just because of Harbaugh this is why I wanted them for the Bears it's tough to beat Jim Harbor on 3,000 days rest from the NFL yeah and he's 5-0 in season openers as a head coach of the NFL Colts need to get him yep Colts should actually offer him like a billion dollars just for week one uh should we now we like Antonio Pierce also is a friend but should we talk real quick about uh the punt yeah the punt it was an interesting punt he wanted to pin him deep big cat yeah so uh in the uh fourth quarter it was a uh 16-1 game and the Raiders had fourth and one at the Chargers 43 yep and they punted and I read that that was the first punt in your opponent's territory when you're trailing by that much in the fourth quarter since I think it was Rex Ryan stat hole sent it to me I'm G to try to find it uh excuse me I think it was yeah it was Rex Ryan back when he was coaching I think the bills yeah it was it was very bad it was very bad uh no was it was the Browns at the Colts at the 41 yard line week 7 2012 they would also lose that game only team on record to punt while down one score fourth and one less than eight minutes left it was a very bad punt it was a very bad Punt and his logic was we want to pin him deep and then our defense will make a stop but the defense didn't make a stop they went on a 92 yard drive to score a touchdown and win the game yeah so uh not great start for the Raiders but Harbaugh Harbaugh harb's back in the NFL and it's good for everybody it it really really is we also had uh speaking of stat hole did send me a great stat so Alexander Madison scored a touchdown on his first uh reception for the Raiders and Josh Jacobs had 197 receptions as a Raider and never scored a touchdown receiving pretty crazy yeah you just saw that and the new guy shows up first catch touchdown yeah lad Boni also had a touchdown today yeah where he did the double oay at the goal line yeah and he looks like he well the Chargers are how how should we say this Limited in terms of what they can can do at wide receiver mhm um but lad seems like he might be a good hard ball guy yes oh big time they're going to feed him uh okay and then we also had a shitload of fights after the game did you guys see some of those fights yeah the fights were good yeah they were they were good fights in terms of Raiders Chargers I mean they those two teams they they know when they're going to submit a fight video it has to be high quality has to have at least one knockout has to have a moment where there's uh all ages and Sexes fighting like you have to you can't just have a routine two drunk guys fighting it is weird to see a Chargers team and a Chargers fan base wearing you know their nice docile color blue uniforms uh engaging in like physical combat yeah it's more of a chill Vibe but it with Harbaugh he's even making the fan base more physical and there's yeah I mean the San Diego those days like they they had to fight Raiders fans the what happened human body craves contact even if you're a fan uh all right last game from the afternoon Seattle 26 Denver 20 uh what a weird Seattle 26, Denver 20 start to the game that the the Broncos got two safeties on the Seahawks they were up nine to eight at one point or no they were up uh yeah I think I think they were up 9 to eight no they were down 9 to8 maybe there might have been yeah because was there was there a 10 n score at some point everybody was like oh this is a normal score there was an 83 then a 9 to8 then the Seahawks when they scored a touchdown they did they didn't get their two points so it stayed 9 to8 for a little bit then I think it was 13 it was 129 or something it was a crazy game yeah the the first half was nuts uh I think the record for safeties in an NFL game is three it's three and so we had two in the first half then it looked like they were going to get a third safety the the Broncos deep again and they were running plays out of their end zone again barely got out I was hoping for a third safety at that point and I will say once again the safety in the NFL should be worth more than two points yes two points is not a big enough reward for how hard it is to get a safety yeah it should be Four Points Five Points one of those two or maybe the other team just gets the ball on the one yard line yeah if there's a safety yeah I so the the the score was uh at one point 10 to n there was one touchdown scored and two safeties and the rest was field goals and the team with 10 didn't have the the touchdown I don't think yeah no they didn't yeah that that's what was weird it was like a 109 score which did it doesn't look weird on the scoreboard and then you break it down and you're like what the [ __ ] happened here huh this is crazy football yeah speaking of crazy football B Knick huh B knck I don't say this lightly feel free to disagree big cat Okay Bo Knicks might be the a parent to jamus yeah he is a little bit uh loose with it like he's he's one of the funnier onfield quarterbacks CU everything that he does he does with Supreme confidence oh yeah always B and when he throws interception he throws the [ __ ] out of the interception if you have made plays like if you followed Bo Nicks in his college career for anyone who's listening who's just an NFL fan the way Bo Knicks became Bo Knicks is not what we saw last year at Oregon it was the games he played at Auburn where it would be like 10:30 at night and Bo Knicks would just be making insane throws that had no no quarterback should throw and they would work and so he still got that in him and uh yeah he you're right you he might be the air parent we we'll see I'm just putting the The Tickler out there we can remind ourselves this a little bit see how it shakes out but yeah when he makes a great play it's electric and when he throws an interception it's like there's nobody within 20 yards of the linebacker he just threw the interception to and he throws across his body off platform it's the bowler coaster yeah he is he is when he's at his best he's very very good and he's at his worst he's very very bad and they asked Shawn Payton about it after the game and he said uh that everyone else around B Knicks needs to play better oh so we got some favorite Sun [ __ ] we some favorite Sun big cat Sean sand talking about his son the starting quarterback bigat Who Um who would be responsible for making everyone on the team play better would there be somebody that has that job title yeah that would be the head coach I think that might be the head coach I should have gone with Deion pton there Sean Sanders people like what are you talking about Deion Payton is pretty good yeah yeah you you're right PFD I would say the the head coach yeah the head coach would probably do that uh Shawn Payton I think he's probably going to he's going to do the opposite of what he did with Russell Wilson last year yeah he's throwing everybody else of the bus yeah well not everyone else saw what was in B Nick's backpack yeah that's true that's true listen as someone who watched a a bad uh quarterback performance today I'm still I'm grading all the rookie quarterbacks especially on the road like that was a tough place to play he's you know what he's a gunslinger yeah that's what bonex is for sure yeah uh but yeah the uh I I love the SE Seahawks that's a great throwback awesome throwback those are great Throwbacks y none of giant that should be their everyday Lions 26, Rams 20 uniform agreed I love it agreed uh okay should we should talk about Rams lions real quick uh that was a thrilling game the lions are one and0 winning overtime I have to look it up because this is just off the top of my head I'm GNA guess Cooper cup had probably like 15 catches uh he had 14 he was dominating that was that one drive where he just kept on feeding him I think the Rams are going to be just fine the lions are very good and if they don't you know that one interception Goff had uh they could have won that in regulation but I I those are two very good teams in my mind I'm going to say moral victory for the Rams except for the puka injury hopefully he's okay yeah so we don't know how long he's going to be out for but if you're a Rams fan you can look at this game be like okay we're still going to be good yeah maybe maybe based on what we saw in the playoffs last year maybe slightly better than last year yeah yeah I mean Cooper cup that was it was an insane 14 catches 110 yards and then uh if you're the line Lions fan you're David Montgomery is an absolute monster he took over that entire overtime and then Jameson Williams maybe his arrival like I know he's had big I know he's had some flashes but this felt like his arrival with 121 yards yeah and he caught a nice long pass too yeah he's so fast when he gets going in the open field yeah I think addition by subtraction by missing Josh Reynolds yeah I'd agree I'd agree um all right so uh we should do a little Monday night review before we do who's back uh let me do rowback question rhob bac.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase Q Zips polos hoodies joggers shorts rowback promo code take uh memes rowback question yes are you ready to join the one and0 crew uh I'm very excited to watch the New York Jets play football on Monday night okay how are you feeling about the game do you think that they are going to win the game I am am very nervous uh I just want to watch Aaron Rogers play a full game uh in terms of winning uh I'm not I'm not guaranteeing anything you're not guaranteeing anything besides besides they're gonna they're going to play extremely hard extremely hard extremely hard and if Rogers gets hurt you're going to do a suicide bombing that's facts five snaps and a season ning injury yes so if it happens in six you're not no I'll probably just quit what about four for he has to for yeah anything anything under five anything under five remember that awkward question he asked him yeah oh come on I mean it was bad all right mes you got to give us a so DraftKings doing a uh NFL no sweat touchdown bet for all customers opt in get your no sweat token in place an NFL touchdown bet if your touchdown bet doesn't hit you'll get it back as a bonus bet so download draftking Sports work app use code take that's code take to get you a no sweat token tonight give us a first touchdown score PFT you and I have to find a combined uh touchdown score so like a mcaffry and Debo to have two touchdowns first touchdown yeah he say need down touchdown come on I'll go Bree Hall Bree Hall he just breaks one goes all the way okay that's GNA be my pick we could do Bree Hall and Chris mcaffrey plus 140 I kind of like that and it's also the nice thing about that is if Bree Hall scores two touchdowns Chris mcaffry scores zero we still win we still win that one yeah so that might be the pick I like that one a lot yeah you got to do what about running backs then yeah what what about KD KD we could get KD for the people Bree Hall and George KD plus 280 I love that for the people for the people I like that K will make it happen kid'll make it happen um memes I'm nervous for you because I'm going to bet the Jets too I'm extremely nervous I I started getting nervous at around 4:00 clock today calm down a little bit but now I'm fullback to I'm nervous but I'm very excited to watch him play how did Mr pair do this weekend I believe what was the Rams line it was he would cover if he picked the Lions I think he picked the Rams and then he picked the Eagles okay so he's one and two is he going to pick are you going to release a play for Monday Night Football yep okay and no funny business no funny business no funny business cuz you know this this this turtle is your turtle yeah okay no funny no funny I I promise no funny business no funny business I promise sounds like this going be funny business I promise no funny if he picks the 49ers you're going to air that yep okay sounds like this be funny business but Mr per loves you so you can't stand on the side of the Jets and have him come to you that's Who’s Back true yeah no funny business I I'll I'll do it straight up all right uh should we wrap up with who's back of the week Hank are you okay yeah you sure yeah Hank Did you like watching the game today well it was on like the small TV so it was kind of hard to see like we had uh we had the Patriots game on on a quad box so I could barely watch yeah that was tough when I had to break to you because it was there's seven TVs eight games so that's where we had it memes just keeps cutting the Hank dirt during this in the middle of this what a dick he's out to get you Hollywood memes Hollywood memes that's [ __ ] up Hollywood memes uh yeah I thought you'd be a little more excited to be one and0 I mean I guess this is just the difference I was I'm so excited to be one and0 I was today was awesome yeah I don't I think Hank cares about just being a winner yeah you are a winner for this day I said I'm infinitely more excited for the rest of the season than that's true INF wait what's infinity Time Zero oh yeah I think that's still zero well I was at a one yeah so you are infinity infinity excited okay you could possibly be more excited hu this is what you look like H [ __ ] here it is hot as [ __ ] in here it is uh almost midnight I agree with all those statements uh and you did you know Hank almost got a home in one yesterday how close 6 oh damn call that call that call that two penises was it uh was it on camera no that would have been tough wait a minute you parred no I it's a joke it's golf joke um sorry you wouldn't understand iting guy not a golf guy I don't give a [ __ ] about the camera thing like I'm not going to film myself hitting a every time I hit a part three but if you would come in here and you beat your chest and you were like I got a hole in one today and there was no video of it that would have been tough what did it I actually think weirdly I would believe it more if there was no video of it yeah like I don't like I that's one of those things people can say whatever they want to say I mean obiously it happened even with Jake's on camera people said it uh well that was fake right like people would say that I wouldn't care like I would know you know I think getting it I think almost keeping it to yourself not keeping it to yourself yeah I would tell you guys but that would have been sick if you got it yeah that would have rocked first shot what be first shot I don't know maybe it was a breakfast ball no that's the worst right that would be a night like that would be because that I take so many shots off the T boxes like that I think I would I think someday in my life I might get a hole in one but it will 100% be a second shot like if you hit your first shot into the water and instead of going to the Drop Zone you just hit from the te on the second one it goes in i' be I'd be pissed off yeah that's how it's going to happen for me or by yourself it by yourself will be traumatic yeah I would never call by myself so that's not a problem yeah you have a problem if you're drinking alone or golfing alone mhm problem or if if you're now if you're drinking while golfing alone that's cool K two negatives make it positive yeah that's an awesome time uh all right hit us with our last ad before we do who's back of the week yeah before great talk football with the boys it is before we get to whom's back of the week it's brought to you by our great friends over at Coors Light the mountains 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Kendrick's decidedly La that's NorCal I don't know if you know there's a difference between NorCal and SoCal either way Orleans then it's going to Sofi again they should have had it be Lil Wayne Lil Wayne halftime show in New Orleans would have been I mean there's a lot yeah a lot of musicians from Louisiana and to pick a guy from LA to do it why didn't they do and then they're going to be in California next year from California so uh but there's rumors I mean this is just like internet internet internet debate but there's rumors because Jay-Z like he's the one that I guess picks the halftime shows now the past few that's his job wait what yeah he's on the board oh I remember that there was something with like him and Goodell yeah okay um and if he it's Illuminati [ __ ] if he had gotten Lil Wayne Lil Wayne probably would have brought out Nicki Minaj and Drake and Jay-Z doesn't like Drake so he basically did the kendri so but who's GNA do the next one also Kendrick Lamar yeah they're just gonna make it so that Drake can never watch a Super Bowl again what if Drake would there be any no what what if Drake was like Hey Kendrick you beat me can I come out for the Super Bowl Halftime you never do that okay I was just Boy Can Dream but he knows Drake knows he lost can I come out for this song when you call me a pedophile yeah yeah he be like here just do it one last time in my face he's not that would be crazy he's not going to be able to say certified pedophile during the Super Bowl right no he's going to go certified and then let everyone else sing everyone there's going to be 70,000 people saying pedophile correct yeah it's going to be tough for Drake yeah very tough for Drake that's a brutal and like he can't go to the Super Bowl no I don't know if he goes usually but one of his many teams is probably in it well I saw I saw a picture of him wearing a Niners jacket I don't know if he's a ners fan I he loves every team he had a new song that came out this weekend that was good oh okay try strike a core and is probably a Niner that's pretty good that's pretty good uh could who's back thanks I didn't know that part about Jay-Z yeah is is he I don't know what his job is with the NFL but I do know that he's like in charge of a lot of like cultural stuff for Roger gell but picking the Super Bowl halftime show seems like the easiest job ever well it's been all it's been rappers all three years he's done it so wait so Roger Goodell essentially like took the like but I have a black friend and like made a job out of it yeah yeah no no because big cat you're not telling the full story like after it was like after left shark they're like we need no what it was R gell will do anything what happened was uh Roger gell was like a lot of the players in the NFL are African American they think that I'm doing a shitty job I'm going to hire Jay-Z so they can't be mad at me anymore got it that's that's pretty much what he did got it Jerry Jones taking a knee yeah Jay-Z doesn't care about black or white Jay-Z cares about green oh it's true that was deep it's deep that was deep okay PFT uh my who's back of the week is Texas we'll talk about it on Wednesday for college football but Texas is back yeah big time back Texas is legit Michigan might be ass hook him I think Texas is no Texas very good it they both things can be true yeah very very good I think their defense is awesome I think that their running game is sick they're Quinn y throwing the ball all over the place like nobody nobody is talking about Arch Manning playing which is it's crazy if you were to think about that a couple years ago when committed to Texas but Quin years is so good that they're making people forget about Arch yeah which is pretty incredible I still like I told you the Longhorns were my title pick at the start of the season I love the Longhorns right now uh SC the game against Georgia my pants are already tight for that one I'm rooting for you to have Texas because I do think you've picked Texas like four years yeah I have I picked Texas a lot well I last year and I was close year before not the year before but last year I was close yeah you were very close I was very close last year I feel like I'm going to be closer this year um this year uh I feel like whoever wins that Georgia Texas game that's going to be the winner yeah they're gonna win the whole thing yeah I mean we will talk Wednesday but NIU that was my who's back I mean we that was Marcus Freeman yikes yeah I I want to see what that's like on the peacock show yeah NIU shout out NIU Thomas hammock awesome that that speech after was like why we watched college football him crying and being like this is a family and you know all these guys that get passed over it was so awesome uh now is there any podcast any sports podcast out there that said Notre Dame guaranteed to go undefeated now after they won week one yeah they should have let us know if you know of a podcast that that said that because I'll kick their ass they should have yeah why do teams because it always comes out when when they why do teams pay other teams because they don't lose them usually so in got PA 1.2 million because they do they negotiate yeah they get a free win so what happens they pay these teams money because they want to put people in the stands they want to win a game and they want to be on National Television playing in a game against a team that they will beat and and the coaches want to get to seven eight wins and to get to seven eight wins you can throw in two wins that you can just basically check off and be like all right now I only got to win six games and then they lose but why would the teams want to play those games anyway like you got a chance to to beat a ranked opponent or whatever the [ __ ] kicked time you'd rather play a worse opponent and win yeah like Bowling Green who actually played really well against Penn State uh last year they played against Michigan they got like a million injuries and it derailed their entire season so it's probably not fun playing those games uh except you have the NIU that so Marcus Freeman's got a little bit of an issue because uh this is now so we said uh last week Marcus Freeman won the big game against Texas A&M which Brian Kelly couldn't do the one thing Brian Kelly did do was not lose the little games and Marcus Freeman loses the little games so he's lost to Marshall as double digit home favorite Stanford as a double- digit home favorite and now NIU uh our guy Chris Fela had a stat since the start of the 2022 season there have been 28 losses by a home favorite of at least 16 points in college football Notre Dame has three of them that's not good I I I honestly their fans gota they like it's not it's the they have a double whammy of like Notre Dame is such a cool stadium and like a hallowed place that teams get so Juiced up to play there and then some like a lot of their fans are so old that they just don't get loud enough that sleepy spot and it feels like every year that 230 kickoff like game they should win but shout out NIU dogs if if you're dog if you're an NIU Professor give all the students a day off class on Monday yeah it should be a holiday it should the uh I don't understand uh how a Notre Dame a Michigan like I understand how Wisconsin can get uh to not a great quarterback in the transfer portal Hank shout out you uh I don't understand how notame Michigan came every quarterback should want to play like I I don't get it Riley Leonard seems like a nice guy he's not a very good quarterback yeah this is a it's a tough spot for the Irish yeah like what's going to happen if if they yeah they did they did lose to a ranked opponent Northern Illinois did get ranked 25 if uh if this was their only loss this season where does that leave Notre Dame I think they I think they'll get in which is the our good friend college football expert Tom Finelli pointed out that that's why he doesn't like the 12 team playoff which is I love the 12 team playoff because I just like having more teams involved but it's a fair point on it that Notre Dame could run the table and definitely still be in because they'll they'll put Notre Dame in if they're 11 and one that would rock though if Notre Dame somehow got into the college football playoff won the whole thing and then NIU could just declare themselves national champions yeah yeah although they'll probably lose a Mac game on like a Tuesday night yeah crazy wind or something it would be so awesome if NIU was in if if a Mac team was in the playoffs yeah they can I know they can it would be it' be great but yeah that's if Notre Dame wins out I mean look they are only 18th now so if they you have to think that if they keep winning yeah I'm looking who's ahead of them right now like those teams sches and all these teams play each other yeah so yeah no dream I mean now now you look at their schedule a little differently because like oh [ __ ] they might not be good but um yeah we'll we'll do full college football talk about everything on Wednesday uh any who's back from the booth anything we missed no uh nope okay how was the wedding uh it was good shout out Ali and Luke every weekend shout outs every every Monday I guess oh [ __ ] I just thought of something what that would be a good punishment although that would ruin my life have you go to like four back-to-back weddings a wedding every week but it's like awls weddings I do have fun I that would be pretty funny as a punishment you had to go to Four Weddings in a row and a funeral every and one funeral and one funeral funeral he right funeral right the punishment that might be our Super Bowl picks Four Weddings and a funeral what is funny about going to a funeral nothing's funny about it listen if it's like an older person and like they were a listener we're supposed to make content out of this what would be funny about going there's going to be you're wrong because I there's no you're wrong there's someone who's listening right now who has had a a death close to them who either was a listener to the show or like has a great sense of humor that would definitely be like yeah have them come I feel like you also D decided the stream thing when like we did the we did the drive to La I didn't decide this stream no Max like he's just decided that everything as also kind of should we make this the should we make this the PX punishment let's not do any rash decisions right now what if the funeral was like a celebrity so like not somebody that had any personal connction Jimmy Carter all right we could say weddings but that would be four AO weddings in in in a month anyone me memes is the one easier than it's easier than a nine dter an hour standup it really is all right we could think about it I mean it would be funny for the awls too they just get whoever loses the picks if you like you can map it out to whatever month you want you know and just be like yeah four weddings in this month done God that would be hell for me Four Weddings four states the travel would be tough well it would just be so much work I probably wouldn't be able I I would probably just do my normal schedule no you'd have to go to an aw it' have to be a listener invites you to the wedding like you can't be someone then my whole entire life is just right like I already go to weddings you'd also have to tell them like when you'd make small talk with uh with like the friends and family at the wedding party they're like why are you here oh I'm being punished yeah weddings are also so fun like you well not when you're not when you're like yeah but like this this weekend wedding was great and this would be a this this this would hurt me the most so I mean I if you guys think that's a funny punishment we could do it and would we still do second and last yes second has to go to a funeral no no funeral one funeral what if memes blows himself up pug pug just goes oh my god when you said funeral why oh you walked in me yes I I don't know I PF and I I I think it would be I think there'd be someone who'd be like it'd be an honor if you came to the funeral I'd give a speech but like th yeah yeah people have people death is part of life facts that is sad I understand death is part sad is but think think of that like that caption online like podcast go shows up shows up to funeral to make content thatl not going to show up with a A Selfie Cam and be like hey what's up here for the funeral yeah no we're not going to we're not make a video of it we're just going to go like there have been awls who have passed away right you think that like someone wouldn't reach out and be like hey my my friend was a big listener it would be an honor if you came to the funeral and they're like yes this is a punishment you have to you you have to want is said punish funerals are sad you say it yourself we can table the funeral yeah well let's let's listen in my funeral I want everyone to [ __ ] roast me death is part of life I'm not even going to be there think about it I won't be at my funeral I want the stone cold music to come on yeah halfway through then everyone expect you to pop out of the casket I do want one of us to fake our desk that would be so funny I think I think it's doable it would be so funny if we did a funeral and then just yeah for the views he's still alive it would kind of ruin all of our credibility people be really pissed after but it would be very funny Undertaker gift for us I could go off the grid for a few years yeah we know no not years I was thinking a week we could say you're dead for a week tomorrow I'm out if he's H yeah true yeah what memes funeral I'm out you can do whatever you want with it Hank go Hank fakes his own death and people like why why does his handicap keep updating on the US Golf Association memes uh on the part of my take Instagram you'll be live for the first five uh off I'll be I'll be with him for the game so I will can you live stream the first five stns I I'll do it from uh Instagram the the the people that can't figure out the ESPN Direct TV [ __ ] should be like tried in the Supreme Court what do you mean and possibly like executed what are we talking about now I I don't know I have every uh I pay for every I can't watch ESPN at my house oh what do you mean you have Direct TV yeah and they they black out ESP they're going to they're going to figure it out tomorrow before Monday football it's always the deadlines I hope so because right now you're being pitted in a war like Direct TV trying to watch college football direct telling you no you weren't yes I was no you weren't yes I was no you weren't telling you I I was trying to watch a Tennessee game and I could not ESPN's telling you that Direct TV is the devil you don't know who to believe yeah that's what I'm saying they should all be tomorrow it will be figured out because you can't Monday Night Football yeah I I honestly think that they'll they'll have a deal tomorrow night before the game because they just can't have Monday Night Football not be there it's Monday Night Football I know you've missed what college football right now you haven't missed us open but you haven't missed an NFL game no right that's exactly what that's when the deadline happens what about the app can you use the app no cuz the app you can watch like ESPN plus games but the app tell you're connected yeah come over to my house tomorrow all right all right you're welcome I I would love to watch the game with you okay okay that nice yeah I have a great time talk or not talk for the whole time awesome what about what about a pet funeral yeah yeah a bird I don't want to go to a dog's funeral a bird I'd go to a bird's funeral I I think I could drag myself to a cat funeral you think you you would rather go to a human funeral you're like you're like it's it's too disrespectful to go to a dog's funeral but you know a human that would be fun well it's the human Max what the human requested it before they passed away I'm thinking of I'm not thinking of a you're thinking of like a [ __ ] like 20-year-old I'm thinking of like a 90-year-old live great life I also don't think it really matter I do think people would be there's a there's a decent amount obviously not everyone in every of course not and I wouldn't expect everyone absolutely people who would be like I would like that'd be awesome if they came to my funeral yeah yes there are people listening right now they're like yeah I'm going to tell my significant other if I pass away please invite them and we'll be there well whoever one of us the worst Gambler among worst Gambler be and and for the last month of the show leading up to it we're all going to be talking about how much we don't want to go to it they're going to be whoever shows your funeral is going to be [ __ ] the Cults under their breath all right great show boys good to be back football numbers 12 eight 56 let's go nine I'm going to go nine three Shane pug 97 pug 21 Pug's about to nail this three h so good ooh 65 reverse love you guys