"Bruno Guimaraes Is HAVING A NIGHTMARE!" 😱 Tim Vickery SLAMS Newcastle's Captain For BAD Brazil Form

There's been a big story over in Brazil him a little bit less because what he did, he made his career kind of taking that boss and I sound and adapting it for the American palette. So I remember when Willian brought him back you know, I'm around 10 years ago. It's a good album. Time is very easy. Yes, but he was on TV here and I was with three generations of me wife's family and none of them are heard of him. So I think more famous in the states than he was in back home in Brazil. Well every when we print the birthdays spread, every Thursday we play a bit of so Jim and there's Impale when they collaborate. Yeah, we interviewed him twice. He was he came in the studio where maybe you spoke to Palais, well we played the song at least night a sing along didn't he? That's right. True and happy memories. Anyway, we've had woke up qualifying certainly in the latter rounds of the two didn't go well for the big hit as Argentina and Brazil. No, Argentina, it's a tough one because you're away to Colombia and Colombian play 330 in the afternoon in the absolute scolding heat on Barranquilla. It's it's too hot, really. I wonder if this should be allowed, but there you go and they played all right. I mean they went down to to a kind of dodgy VAR penalty. This was in these two rounds, it was Argentina for the first time in years and years in an official game without either mess, you'll demerior. And demerior is gone now. Big presentation for him last Thursday night before the three nil went over chilly and Messi is out injured and you don't know how long he's going to be going on. So this is a glimpse at Argentina's future with Julian Alvarez in the messy role and they did all right, but without Messi and demerior, there is a lack in that final third of the fellow who can dribble, the one who can who can break the lines and do something special. And so I think this is a big season coming up for a gun at you of United because he could be the on. Maybe not starting, maybe off the bench but he could be the one the line breaker, the partnership breaker if you like. So a big season coming up for him? Yeah, Brazil were a bit of a mess but the coaches made it very whole pronouncement, isn't he? It's it's an absolute shambles. Yeah, dodgy VAR junior is an experience coach, but he's never worked outside Brazil. So this step up is proving his proven hard work for him and he was under pressure because they beat Ecuador one nil last Friday, but it really wasn't very good. It was a deflecting girl didn't create anything. They are not creating anything and so Monday before the game away to Paraguay. Now he's very, very cautious. He always reminds me of a Soviet low level, a parachic explaining away disappointing production statistics. That's the kind of charisma that he's got. He's always very cautious and he says no time process, time process and in Monday suddenly come out with a guarantee you we are going to be in the World Cup Final. Well at the moment they are all right, so they are a long, long way off because it's team then went out against Paraguay and showed exactly why that's looking at the moment. Things can change, there is no prizes becoming first in qualification, but at the moment that's a huge way off because they were terrible again last night. One deal against Paraguay, fantastic goal scored by the Brighton bound midfielder Diego home is, but if this was any other World Cup you will be looking at this and sign Brazil are in trouble now, because this is an expanding one 48 teams qualifying the top six from South America, go through automatically the seventh goes into a play of there are no problems. I think especially as next time around they're up against Chile and Peru, the bottom two sides in a table. They should be able to pick up some momentum but they are not performing at all. There is no team there, there really isn't that there are no attacking connections so every man is on his own individual line. It's for a rego, indric and venicious junior people who literally play together at club level as well this is there. Indeed, yeah but I look at the midfield that Vinny's got or that they've all got at Real Madrid. They've got a midfield that is making the bullets for them to fire and the midfield just isn't working part. This is individual and poor old Bruno Gimmer, it's just having a now. He's never done it for Brazil and he's the one who's really coming on to find out they took him off at half time and he didn't block the shot from Gomez. He's not doing anything with a book with a bullet his feet, but also I think that the culture's out of his depth because he doesn't really know what he wants to do with his all backs and now that Brazil have wingers, they've got more wingers now what to do with. What is the role of a full backs and they're not tucking in and helping out as extra midfields in the build up. They're not really doing anything. So at the moment they look, they look and absolute shambles is Joel into now the picture completely because him and Gimmerish always work well together for Newcastle. Yeah, he hasn't got a great deal of constituency because he didn't play very long and didn't play for a big team. He got in towards the end of last year under the previous coach and then very harshly that the round. the last round in November, he got himself sent off so he was suspended for this one, but no one's really been talking about him. So he's going to have to do something special I think for Newcastle to get his way back in because the priority is invariably given to those either who are playing at home or those who are remembered by the fans of the big clubs here. Now as controversial, go on short the game viral is the story unfolds this was in the chilly Bolivia game. Eduardo Vargas, the goalkeeper he goes to get the ball. The goalkeeper goes down and you look at the goalkeeper, think is he having you one? Is he really there? So Vargas has got an empty net to walk the ball into, which he does. I agree with what you said, he had to score it because you can see the goal is in. He does that thing when someone's injured, he raises his arm. You can keep by raising your arm. Anyway, he puts it in the net and the Bolivia players go absolutely mad and said, you know, he should have been sporting and not put the ball in the net. But it all is something to know in the end, but I'll take it. You've seen the gold him. I have. Yes. Yeah. Remember this is chilly at home to Bolivia. Bolivia at home is your must win game. it's the one where you've added on three points before the game and chilly at one hill down and he's already taken off in the first half. He's the coach, he's not mad, the chilli coach. He's overloaded his team with attacking players and he's taken off. Brereton, he doesn't like Brereton because Brereton doesn't speak Spanish and the coach doesn't really understand this. He's got his old school before the era of globalisation. So he takes off the one that, the one man who can give him some penalty area presence, he's taking him off. And so this is a disgraceful result there, one kneel down and Vargas has the ball in front of him an open goal. And he's taking it. Now he can't, he doesn't even look behind to see the state of the goalkeeper who has in way, ruptured it, ruptured is Achilles 10 and we'll be out for long time. When you see the he would never, you would never know it from that. Would you just go down really harmily? He does in front of him, in front of him with his arm. I can see the head to score but he doesn't. You can see the goal is injured. What could have happened is the chilli crudana be Elsa and said, all right, we will just part the waters and let you score as well. But there was absolutely no need for that because straight from the kickoff. Believe it, go down to any other end and score a goal anyway. This is an amazing result, this is Bolivia's first away win in World Cup qualification for 31 one years and 67 games. No, it's an incredible result and they've lost almost all of those games. They've drawn a few here and there, and Bolivia the only team to have picked up three points from both of these games and you could've got very, very long, long odds against that before it started. Villa's director of football months has been saying they had thousands of clubs from around Europe and beyond that wanted to sign John Duran. I'm not surprised. And they were delighted to have kept him Westam and Chelsea with the most obvious one because we knew about those bins. But he's looking the part, isn't he? Well, they've been waiting for him for a long time. Well, I've been waiting for him for a long time. really on Colombia, they're the only unbeaten side in World Cup qualifiers. But don't score a lot of goals and since the trying to run them out and go see it, they've been crying out for a sense of forward. They don't really have one. And Duran has been infuriating, you know? I mean in the Cop America, they brought him off the bench once. That shows where he was in a pecking order then you know all the the strikers were getting games ahead of him because coaches are nothing have trusted in that much. He does silly things, but this free for date he looked the part. He came off the bench when they were losing to Peru and he saved them the game. Peru just couldn't cope with him in the air, and he yesterday against Argentina. It was harder for him, he started it was the first World Cup qualifier that he started but he still looked very useful. He was heavily involved in the move that led to this disputed penalty where urgency and lost the game. Got himself suspended right at the end because he took too long to walk off the field getting substituted. That's probably not a problem because it means either what the game he misses is next month trip to the extreme altitude of Bolivia. You can afford to miss that one and then come back roaring against Chile at home. But he looked like he could be the missing part of the jigsaw, you know where the start is made to the season Villa. He's taken time to mature, but it looks as if he's finally getting there and that's good news for Villa. It's exceptional use news for Colombia. Yeah, excellent is taking shape. Luis Suarez in Monteveno said goodbye to Uruguay fans. You said it was a bit of a stranger fear. Very strange because remember just that Suarez announces international retirement last Monday. Two three days before they'd had the news that Illinois would be suspended for five games because of the Frakas at the end of the Cop America semi-finer when the Uruguay players went up to fight in the stands with the Colombian fans. So they haven't got done with new news for five games, so you're thinking Suarez has been the backup to do with Nunez. So you're thinking step up, step up Suarez it's all yours and then immediately he announces retirement for international football. And he says he's going in the middle of the FIFA day, so he's going to play at home against Paraguay, but he's not going to go with Venezuela. So it's very strange Now, this is Uruguay's hour of need and so I just always had a real sense of advice. So why has he done this? What's gone on my interpretation is, and I think this this is shared widely in Uruguay, is that the relationships between him and B Elson broke down a little bit. where Suarez might have thought when Darwin Nunez is suspended, I'm going to be the man and B Elson says to him, you know what? You may not be automatically first automatic first choice. And so I was thinking well, I'll be reserved to Darwin Nunez but I think it'd be reserved to anyone else. So I'm going to choose the time and the place that I go. And it kind of force B Elson to pick him last Friday against Paraguay. He's not the play he was, he at the post and some lovely layouts but obviously he's lost some of his pace, but the the sweat is farewell. It kind of over shadowed a whole event it was like more important than World Cup points and Uruguay got held to a new meal. And then without five, five players that they've got suspended from the Cop America. Without two more we've got suspended against in the game against Paraguay, including Val Verde, a real Madrid who's the key man. Without four more players managers. So they really don't know, Suarez removes himself from the squad to go up to Venezuela with, so it's all a little bit strange and they've got another new meal draw there. They are still the top scorers in World Cup qualification, Uruguay. But the whole Suarez thing kind of over shadowed this FIFA date for them. And I think it was a very strange note for him to bow out on because he's not retiring, he's still got a bit of play for him to Miami. So you're thinking, well why not just play until November? No another couple of months and then Darwin Nunez comes back, but obviously he wanted to choose now is the time and I back, that's because he's fallen out with B. Elsa B. Elsa who did a terrific bit of B. Elsa was him last night? He wrote on early second off he brought on a playmaker, Bacundo Torres and towards the end of the game he substituted him. And B. Elsa says, you know what? I feel really sad when players have to take responsibility for the areas of the coach. It was all my fault, I read the question. And just one final one, Memphis Depires got a Corinthians to play in the Brazilian league. It's interesting, Ronald Kuhman said he wouldn't be picking Steven Berg one again because he'd gone to Saudi and he was asked, well okay what about the Brazilian league? It's where it's a much higher quality, which is why Memphis is still in the frame. So kind of questions really, you know what about the quality of the Brazilian league? If you're going to be playing top level European football and B, it seems there's a fair bit of money suddenly in Brazilian football to pay these guys. Yeah, there is either this one is controversial because Corinthians are an absolute fortune and haven't paid so many previous transfer fees. What this is, this is absolute desperation, they're in the allegations on and the president is suffering impeachment. The President is suffering they lost their main shirt sponsor early this year because I were found to be siphoning off money into private bank accounts. They've got another short share sponsor now, but there's been a zoo an absolute zoo and during this transfer window, they've signed practically an entire new team that they're doing everything that they can in an attempt to avoid relegation. I'll be, I'm going to be fascinated to see how the other players accept it because he's by far, I think the leading salary in the club. You know, at this time we Louis Suarez last year but I think the grammio players were more than happy to have Louis this, he doesn't have the same cash as Louis Suarez to a Brazilian audience yet. Does your mommy watching euros and thinking, blimey van dykes got a passing range because I'm one of his passes what went all the way to so far. Yeah, these are those Yeah. In terms of the standards, well, I mean, of the Paraguay side that beat Brazil last night, five of them make their living in Brazil. The standard is rising as the quality of the player's rise is, but the big problem is the calendar. There are too many games. It's a massive country as sort of so much travelling. That's the reason Brazil is in such trouble its cultures, it's not producing couches because the calendar just doesn't allow couches to develop. There's too many games if they lose three and a row produces cautious parachics rather than what you might expect from Brazilian couches with one or exceptions. All of that, the European unbalasties over here at the moment doing having a fabulous season, really fabulous season. But each thing can blind there's so many games and it's so much travelling. It's the kind of thing that it might end up taking a year or two off his career. Nice one Tim, catch it in next week. Look forward to it, cheers.