Lost in New Mexico | Dystopian Sci-Fi | Full Movie | Clone

(Western guitar strumming) (distant Mexican radio static) (rock heavy Western music) (gentle guitar strumming) (distant cars honking) - [Narrator] Chuck Wing is back and he's got a big vendetta. - [Chuck] Give me the gun. - [Voiceover] Drop it or she dies. - [Chuck] Not if I can help it. (gunshot) - [Voiceover] Lieutenant, the terrorists are plotting against us as we speak. - [Narrator] There are two sides to every story, but only one Chuck Wing. - [Voiceover] Looking for someone, Lieutenant? (laughing) - [Sanghpop] Welcome back, Miss Hendricks, hope everything's going okay. - Yes, thank you. - [Sanghpop] Good. I noticed you're a few minutes late. I will make an exception this time given your tragedy. If you'll notice, not much has changed. We are still looking for a cleaning person. I noticed your shoes look like... (laughs) They've been walked on for a million miles, so you'll need to get new ones, yes? You are a very good assistant. I want you to know that. Much better than the one I had before. You're a good looking woman. And a good looking woman always is better for business. A good looking woman always does better in this world than an ugly woman. It's unfortunate, but it's... It's the truth. Okay, looks like we need to straighten all the things out, make sure those straws are in place. Please hurry. - [Voiceover] One for Big Vendetta. - I'd like one. - Two for Big Vendetta. - Chuck Wing's f-ing bad in this movie, karate shit, I mean I fucking love him! Hey, what are you doing afterwards? - I'm dying. To see Big Vendetta. - Big Vendetta. - Vendetta. - I want some Nerd rope, I love that candy, man. - One for Big Vendetta. - Big Vendetta? - One? - Yeah. - Enjoy your show. (Western guitar riffs) (somber Western music) Advertising experience. (Western guitar riffs) (Twangy guitar music) - [George] (answering machine) Hello Robin, this is George Boole from the University Financial Aid office. We've got a problem with your Financial Aid, so we need to talk to you as soon as possible, could you give us a call, thank you. Again, this is George Boole from the Financial Aid office. - Dad, I didn't qualify for financial aid. - What do you mean? - I mean I didn't get it and I can't go to school. - [Lonnie] What do you mean? - You have to qualify in order to get it, and I didn't qualify. - Well I got the money, I can get the money. - Where are you gonna get it from? - Don't worry about it, I can get the money. Don't worry about it. - Where are you going, I'm not done talking to you yet! (Western guitar riffs) - (mocks) "Where the hell you going?" (car revs) I'm gonna get some money. "Where the hell you going?" Always has to say something to me. Can't leave without doing anything at all. - [Chuck] Wait a minute, that's the guy I put away yesterday. - [Voiceover] Not exactly. - [Chuck] What do you mean? - [Voiceover] They're twins. - [Chuck] Twins? - Harvey, work on your stroke. Every single crevice please. - [Voiceover] Terrorist cell. - [Chuck] And what's that? That thing, that circle on the map? - [Voiceover] It's a maze, a labyrinth. - Every crevice, over there please. Good. - [Voiceover] To get to them, you gotta go through that thing. Or dress up like a little girl. - [Chuck] I got a feeling I'm gonna enjoy dealing with these guys. - Now what is your philosophy on windows? - [Voiceover] Chuck Wing. - [Voiceover] Looking for someone, Lieutenant? (laughing) (sirens wailing) - [Chuck] No more fooling around. - [Sanghpop] You're doing a very good job. Excellent. Miss Hendricks, I want to introduce you to the new cleaning guy, this is Harvey, Harvey, Miss Hendricks. - Hello. - [Sanghpop] Now remember... - Sir, my name is Javier. No Harvey, is Javier. - [Sanghpop] Javier? - [Javier] Javier. - I'm sorry, for the record. - No no, it's... - I need for you to right now to go to the number six, has vomit all over the place. Please, we need to before the Big Vendetta movie starts. - Okay, okay, I clean it. (Western guitar riffs) (somber Western music) (wind chimes ringing) (phone ringing) - Hello? Hi, Sam, hi, yeah, yeah, I'm out here with the horse now, he looks great. He reminds me of my first pony, Juniper. Yeah, sort of a nostalgia trip. Look, this looks fine, Sam, I think we can do something with this easily. I've got the deposit, I thank you for that, and so I'll check in with you later, eh? Okay, great, superb. Bye bye. (upbeat guitar riff) - [John] So we're back here again with Chuck Wing, thanks again for being here with us, Chuck. - [Chuck] My pleasure, John. - [John] Tell us a little bit about Big Vendetta. - One for Big Vendetta. - [Chuck] Well we got some great material to work with, great talent, great script. The show was really a pleasure to be involved with, lots of great stunts. - Here you go. - Can I have the change please? - [John] There was that scene where you were hanging from... - [Chuck] Yeah, the helicopter, right. We didn't use a net for that one. (foreboding guitar music) (phone rings) - Hello? - I'm calling to get some more information on your services. Yeah, I saw your ad in the paper. - Yes, we deal with pets, and yes, we're a cloning service. Can we help you? - I know you said you could help folks out with their pets and all, but I was wondering if you could help me out with my daughter. No, it's not my daughter's poodle, it's my daughter. - This sounds like there's other issues here, can you be more explicit? - Please, she passed away recently and I just, I thought that you could help me out. - Yes, I see. This is not quite legal. There are ethical and moral issues. You're talking about an individual, about a human, and uh... It's not quite a legal thing to do. Not only that, it's not gonna be the same individual, it's gonna grow up in a somewhat different environment, and if you're superstitious, it won't have been born under the same stars and the other thing is this is just not cloning a poodle, this is dealing with human cells, embryonic cells, they're very complicated. The whole procedure gets far more technical, far more expensive, than just cloning a poodle. Would you have that type of money? Maybe that's something, can you tell me would you have that type of money? - I didn't realize, do you offer a student discount? - [Morell] Maybe we should sit and talk, Susan. But do know that we should talk about the legalities too, okay? (phone disconnects) Hello? Hello? - That was a real important call. - We simply cannot make phone calls on company time. - But it's my break! - Do not argue with me, Miss Hendricks. Your job is hanging on by a thread. (atmospheric guitar music) - [Chuck] (distorted low) No more fooling around. Coming soon to theaters everywhere. - Oh leave me alone will you, for God's sake! Leave me alone. Please, just go away. - [Sanghpop] You're going home. - Okay. - After the Big Vendetta movie, you go home. - All right. - Do you want to go home to? - No. - Then go inside and start sweeping. (Western guitar riffs) - [Morell] Maybe that's something too, would you have that kind of money? Maybe that's something too, would you have that kind of money? (ethereal guitar arpeggios) (keys drop) - Are you leaving early?! You're gonna need these! No good to lose your keys. Can't drive nowhere without them. And the bus, you take the bus, pft, that takes a long, long time. I know. Okay, so I see you sometime tomorrow. Maybe we do something, maybe we "paint the town red" or something. Okay. (police sirens wailing) Ai yai, I can't believe it. (sirens distort) (sirens get louder) - Would you like a ride home? - Yes, please, go! (car revs) (sirens fading) (somber Western music) - [Voiceover] Only one Chuck Wing. - [Voiceover] Looking for someone, Lieutenant? - [Chuck] No more fooling around. (door knocking) - Hey. (speaking foreign language) - Lonnie, my friend. - How are you? - What brings you out here, I haven't seen you in a long time. - Ah, I'm just coming to visit you. Good to see you. - Likewise. - [Lonnie] Brought you some. - All right, thank you. - [Lonnie] Cigarettes there. - Grab a chair. - [Lonnie] All right. - So what's new, I haven't seen you around lately? - Just trying to get some stuff together, trying to raise some money, get some money for my daughter. She's going to school now. Well she's gonna be trying to go to school. She filed for financial aid and it didn't go through. She tried for the tribal funding, and you know how that is. - Yeah. - You gotta be considered half to be recognized, and she lived here all her life and they still haven't recognized her. - Yeah, last time I seen her she was about this tall. - No man, she's a big girl now. Yeah, she's going to college, Criminologist. So I just come around to see if you can help me out. (faint Native American music) - We do go back a long way. - Yeah we do. - You know, I think I can help you out. - You can really help me out? - [Voiceover] Yeah. - Yeah, see, I knew you could! I knew you could help me out. I knew you could do that. - But not with money. - [Lonnie] What? - Not with money. - How you gonna help me out? - Gonna give you some advice. - Some advice? Ugh, I don't need no advice, I need some money. - The advice is, there is an answer. There is a way. You have to believe. - Yeah, you know what? I appreciate, I thank you very much for the advice, thank you for your time, but I need some cash, I need cash right now. I told her I could do it. I told her I had it covered. But thank you anyway. - Lonnie. Thank about it. You got it? - Yeah, I got it. I'm Indian. - Don't slam my door. - Who robs a frickin' movie theater, who gave you this copy for me to read? - [Voiceover] Margorie. - Margoie the news director? Margorie's not been on a frickin' news set in six years. You guys gotta get me some better copy to read 'cause this is bullshit. (Western guitar strumming) (News show intro music) Good evening, everyone, I'm Pierce Hope. Earlier this afternoon, a robbery at a downtown movie theater playing Chuck Wing's new action thriller, Big Vendetta. An employee of Meadowlark Cinemas, Susan Hendricks, and another employee made off with an undetermined amount of money. They were last seen headed West in a rust-colored station wagon seen here. Authorities have leads and are investigating. - I had been reprimanding her because she was mouthing off, talking back to me, and I went back to the back office and she had stolen all the money. - Coming up next, more on the latest wave of Asian locusts causing so much damage to local ranchers. - You take that one. (faint salsa music) - Okay, is that the cheese in the crust, or is that the extra cheese on top? Yeah, I like extra cheese. Well what if I use my coupon? Well what if I get two? I gotta call you back. - Hi, I'm Carl Wisconsin. - I know who you are. Welcome to the FDA, I'm Alvin Rork, your supervisor, call me Al. - Al? - Yup. - Okay. - Come on in. - Thanks. - Put your shit anywhere. - [Carl] Okay. - [Alvin] How was your trip? - Uh... - [Alvin] How was your trip? - It was fine, uneventful. - [Alvin] (chuckles) Look, you make me nervous standing up, grab a chair and sit down, would you please? Want a cup of coffee or something? - Oh no thanks. - Look, I know you just arrived, but we've got something going on and I think you can handle it. - Sure. - Here. His name's Doctor Morell. A little kooky. Well, he was a doctor, but he lost his license. We've been watching him for awhile and it looks like he's gonna be giving us some problems. - Who is he? - [Alvin] A scientist, veterinarian, geneticist, he's into cloning. - [Carl] Cloning? - [Alvin] He's been cloning animals for awhile. Livestock, sheep, bulls, racehorses, high dollar stuff like that for the ranchers around here. - So... - Now he's cloning pets. People's beloved pets, when they lose a pet, they seem to love their pets sometimes as much as they love their kids. - Sir, that may be weird, but it's not illegal, is it? - Think about it. He's cloning pets. Next he'll be cloning human beings. It's a natural progression. It's not just a hunch. We've got information from other agencies, from their wiretaps, that he's seriously discussing doing this. Therefore we need to follow up on it. Pineapple? - No thanks. - That's good, that one's genetically altered. It's not for consumption in the United States. - Well it looks like a regular ol' pineapple to me. - Trust me, you don't wanna eat that one. (Western guitar riff) - [Javier] Where are we at? - I don't know, here, have a map. - Look at all these places. Muchos. "Charlottey". - [Susan] Charlotte? - [Javier] "Sharlet." - Charlotte? - [Javier] Charlotte. - Charlotte. - [Javier] Oh, phew, English is hard. "Pitt-eesburg". "Pittee-sburg Penseelvania" "Pittysburg Pansilvanya". - [Susan] (sighs) Pennsylvania. - [Javier] Huh? - Pennsylvania! - [Javier] "Pennsylvania." "Pittys-burg Penns-vanya." "Clave-land, Claveland." - Do you really have to do that right now? - Here's what I want you to do. I want you to follow her, find this guy. If they get together and they exchange some money, I want you to document it, bust them, then call in the feds, okay? So get on with it. (Native American flute music) (door knocking) - Come on in! (foreign language) - How are you? - Good, pretty good. Have a seat, bro. - All right. - Well I've got connections, I have a rich girlfriend. - [Lonnie] Great! - And I have a couple of names also that we can contact, I can get you numbers. Maybe we can help you out in many ways. - All right. - 'Cause education is very important, very very important for our people, and especially for the youth. Yeah, I'm working on my second CD and it's been doing all right, so I've been keeping myself busy. Now these are the names, we can start with her, - [Lonnie] All right. - [Voiceover] And it can go all down the line, these are all names that are very dependable. - [Loonie] Good. - And just tell them that I sent you, and hopefully everything will work out, I mean it's just that Indian way, we help each other, brothers and sisters, so that's always good. Hopefully everything will work out. - [Lonnie] All right, all right. - [Voiceover] Pray hard, pray good, man. (faint salsa music) - I think I should go back home. - You wanna go home? You wanna go back? - No. - I can't go back, I cannot. (sobbing) Hey. It's okay. You are just tired. You've been driving all day. You just need time to relax. To rest your body. Why don't you take a bath? You can rest your head and relax. While you do that, I can go get some food or something that, you know, will make you feel better. Let you get back to yourself. It's okay. Do you have a pin? - A pin? - You know, a pin that you write with. - A pen. I don't know. (soft keyboard music) - Ah, perfect. - Ugh! (gasps) (laughing) How did you do that? - Shhh. I've been working on that one. Do you want it back? - No thanks. - Here, you can have it back. - No, you can keep it, really. - [Carl] I think that I should be I should be able to be, I should be reimbursed for the pretzels and the gas. Considering that I paid for them, I know, sir, I don't have a receipt for it, can I just hand write a receipt? Would it be possible to, I can't... Okay, well I thought that it would be adequate if I just made a note of what I had purchased. As I said, a tank of gas and the pretzels, I'm not raising my voice, sir, I'm sorry. - Okay, so I'm gonna go. - Don't get lost. (gentle keyboard music) - I will, I will report periodically with the information and it'll be a success. Sir, we'll be successful on this one. You can count on me. (bluesy guitar riff) (phone rings) Hi, this is Wisconsin. Oh, Ma, hey, how you doing? No, I'm all right, I'm just, I'm working on this thing. This thing I was telling you about. (Western guitar riff) And I'm not, I'm not 13 years old anymore, all right, I'm in the real world. I'm making a name for myself now and I don't need any extraneous... "Things" on my mind that are gonna take me away from my goal, that's all, so that's why, yeah. I'm not angry at you. I know I sound angry, I'm just, I'm just focused, I'm focused, all right? I'm focused, I'm focused on doing a good job, and that's all. I know, well, tell her I say hi too. Yeah, you can tell her... Tell her whatever you want, Ma. (clears throat) (phone rings) - Hello? - [Susan] Yeah, this is Susan Hendricks. I called you yesterday and we got cut off, remember me? - [Morell] Ah yes, Susan, yes. I remember you distinctly. - Well I was wondering if, like we talked about, you might be able to help me with my situation. - Yes, Susan, I do remember, and I've given it careful consideration and I think... We can do something for you. - Oh great! Oh thank you, thank you so much! I know that you only work with animals and stuff, but I love animals and you obviously love animals and people love animals and if you think about it people are animals in a way, so I mean that's why I think you'd be the best person to help me, you know, 'cause of the whole animal thing! Do you know that song by Sammy Davis Jr that went "talk to the animals" or something like that? - Yes, that's it, Susan, "If I Could Talk With The Animals." - (laughs) That's the one, that's the one, yeah, I mean I was gonna study Zoology in college, but my Dad got sick and we didn't have any insurance and we ran out of money, but, and you actually sorta sound like him, my Dad I mean. - Look, the deposit. You've got the money, I presume? - Actually, I was wondering where are you located, I mean the ad didn't really say. - Well Susan, we're in the process of moving to another place, to a bigger and better location. - Oh, so, well you're in the middle of moving, that must mean that business is doing pretty good, huh? Yeah? Cool! Okay, no, that sounds fine, that sounds fine, I'll give you a call tomorrow, just name the time. Don't worry, it'll be our little secret. (Western guitar riffs) (upbeat drum music) (knocking) Ah, the mighty wanderer returns. - We got some good stuff here. - And you didn't get lost. - Well we need to do something here because I need more information. Now who are the cops, I wanna talk to some of the cops that are investigating this. - [Voiceover] You should go ask Marjorie, man. - Marjorie, where is, Marjorie, I need some more information here, where are you, Marjorie? - [Susan] So you're a hamburger man. - [Javier] Hmm? - [Susan] Hamburger, you're a hamburger man? - I like hamburgers. - [Susan] Yeah? - [Javier] You don't like hamburgers? - [Susan] No, hamburgers are great. But I'm a french fry person. Pa-pee-toes? - [Javier] Papitos. - "Papitose". - [Javier] Come on, it's not English, okay? It's easy, okay, "Papitos". - [Susan] Papitos. - There you go. - Well she's stealing money from the theater, she's not stealing from Chuck Wing. I'm gonna walk, you know there's three other stations that'll pick me up and give me six figures. Six figures, Marjorie! (Western guitar arpeggios) - My little penguin. - Where are you going? - I gotta meet somebody. - Who he is? - He's a doctor, I gotta call him and find where I'm supposed to meet him. It's a woman thing. - A woman thing? - Yeah, a 'woman thing'. A woman thing! - Will you take me to New York? - Are you kidding? Do you have an idea how far New York is from here? It's thousands of miles. - LA then? - I'm not taking you to LA, LA? God. - How about Far-go? - Jeez, look... Look, maybe you can come with me part of the way, okay? And then take a bus. But let's get one thing straight. That money that I got? That's my money. I need it to pay the doctor with, capiche? - Okay, I understand. Capiche. (whispers) Capiche. (upbeat Western guitar music) - Well I'd like to help you out, but it's been pretty rough this year and the most I can do is maybe 100 bucks. - Yeah, that would be great, I appreciate it. - Okay, all right. So where's your daughter going to school? - [Lonnie] She's going to the UNM for Criminology. - Great, that's a great field to go into. Would you like some coffee? - Oh, no, thank you very much, I appreciate that too, but I'm just going. - [Voiceover] I wish I could give you more. - [Lonnie] Oh no, this is perfect. - [Voiceover] Here you go. - All right, thank you again. - You take care. - All right, bye. - Bye. (somber guitar music) (answering machine beeps) - [Carl] Oh hi Ma, this is Carl. Good news, they're sending me out on something right away, so I just found out today, they want me to go today, so it's a pretty important case. Wish me luck! One thing is though, I wonder if you can take care of Bogey for me. 'Cause I haven't even, I won't be able to give him any food or water, I'm hitting the road today, you know? If you can just give him some food and water, he's got his puppy food there. Whatever you do, just keep him on his leash, Ma, he doesn't, he doesn't always look where he's going, I'm afraid he'll get lost, or maybe, I don't know, sometimes he runs into the street, so just keep him on his leash, Ma, that's the best thing. Okay Ma, so take care, I gotta go now, okay, bye! (Western twangy guitar music) (phone ringing) Oh Ma, how you doing? Listen, I'm real busy with this... What's that? Oh no. Ma, what happened? I told you not to let him off his leash. He doesn't even like to go off his leash. What happened, did someone get a license plate, or, did anyone see it? Anything? Well what did the vet say? All right. Well just keep me posted, will you? Keep me posted. Yeah, it's okay if you call me with important news, but I just, I'm just working on this case right now, okay? Let's keep our fingers crossed for Bogey, all right? (inaudible whispering) (lounge keyboard music) - What are you doing? - It's Sunday. I say some prayers for good, for us. - Oh. (train honking) - [John] And what else? - [Chuck] About? - [John] About Big Vendetta. - [Chuck] Well we try to keep the movie real current in terms of current events and stuff like that. - Whee-hee! (speaking Spanish) - [Voiceover] Using sticks and stones, these gorillas will vote one member of the group out of the nest. The loser will be forced to roam the jungle alone. - [Javier] Maybe tomorrow I can drive? - [Susan] You don't know how to drive. I'm not gonna let you drive. - [Javier] How about you teach me how to drive? - [Susan] Because I don't have time to teach you how to drive, that's why. - [Javier] It can't be much, I mean... Push a pedal and move a wheel, right? - [Susan] Right, that's it. (Western guitar riff) - Definitely gonna get some money to go ship her off to school big time. Ain't no big deal. Just have to paint little pottery now. Hey, I can do that, yup. No problem. (singing Native American song) (Somber Western music) - [Voiceover] Lonnie! - [Voiceover] Lonnie! - [Voiceover] Lonnie! Think about it. - [Javier] What is this place? - [Susan] It's a mall. - [Javier] Oh. - [Susan] You know, you go shopping? - Oh. Shopping for what? - For new clothes, we need new clothes. - New clothes, what's wrong with these that we have right now? - Javier, we smell. Besides, I really wanna get out of this uniform. We just, we need to go. - My clothes don't smell. - Fine, whatever, then you can stay here and sit here in your non-smelly clothes, but I'm going in, I need to change. (wistful guitar riffs) - [Carl] It's not what people think. Look, the reason I did so well in this case is because in the beginning I took my discipline very seriously. I paid attention to the details, okay? So all of you cadets out there, if you were thinking about screwing around or fucking around, it's not gonna happen, it's not gonna wash. I'll tell you, I've been in the business 50 years, it's not gonna happen. (Western guitar riffs) (phone rings) - Hello? Ah, yes, Mrs. Vanderskate. Yeah, I'm here with your dog now. Well look, my dear, he's, I think we got here just in time. I'll be upfront with you, I think you've got about, maybe he's got about two more months, but we can do something with him, and it won't be too traumatic for him. We're not really shortening what's left of his life, but we should try and do this immediately, just as soon as we can. Yeah, I got the deposit, I appreciate that very much. Okay, we'll get to work on him straight away. We got here just in time. Right-o, bye bye. Well old paint, let's see if we can keep you going. At least until the next life. (Native American singing and drumming) (singing and drumming gets louder) - [Susan] Okay. - Oh I got it! - All right, come around a bit. - I got it, I am driving! - (laughs) Yeah, you're driving. Okay, now come around that way. - Okay. - Okay? - Like this? - Just like that. - Okay. - That's good. - Okay! - Okay, now straighten her out, straighten her out. - [Javier] Okay, no, I've got it! - [Susan] All right. Just keep your foot on the gas. Okay, now turn left. - [Javier] Which way is left? - [Susan] Left, left! - [Javier] Okay! - [Susan] Okay. - [Javier] Like this? - [Susan] Like that, okay. - [Javier] How am I doing? - [Susan] You're doing fine. Come around. Okay, straighten out. - [Javier] I got it, look. - [Susan] Okay. - [Javier] Like this? (faint guitar strumming) (somber Western music) (phone rings) - This is Carl. Oh hi, Mom. Yes. He pulled through, he pulled through! I told you, what did I say, ha ha! What did I said, I said Bogey's gonna pull through, right?! - Is she a crackhead, is she a dopehead, is she a gambler, who's the guy with her, is he a willing participant, is he there of his own free will? What's going on? (light tambourine and guitar music) (Western guitar riffs) (knocking) - Hey, Rose! - [Rose] Hi, Lonnie! - [Lonnie] Hi, I brought you something. - Oh that's beautiful, right on. - Sell this, will you? - Yeah, sure. - [Lonnie] How you've been? - Oh fine, just making jewelry. - Hi, Alberta! Call me and let me know how things are going. - [Rose] I will, thank you. - [Lonnie] Thanks a lot. - All of these houses are very big. Is they all like that, big like this? Are you okay? Is this the place? - No, it's around the the corner. Look, he told me I should come alone. Maybe you should just get out here. (door slams) (somber Western riff) (ominous music) - [Voiceover] Chuck Wing in Big Vendetta. - [Chuck] No more fooling around. - [Voiceover] Coming soon to theaters everywhere. - Sorry I'm late. - So where's the location? - Location is, can you hold that a second? Location is... Last call we intercepted indicated they would be, yeah you can put that down, they would be meeting at 1066 Western Drive. - And that would be which way? - That would be... We go left, then we go straight a ways, straight on down. - A ways? - Well looks like it's about a mile, mile and a half. - Okay. - Then we'll reach Cavendish Place, okay, and at Cavendish Place, we take a right, it'll dogleg over, we'll go around the block back, uh... That'll be the point of operation. - Okay, let's do this. - Okay, yeah, let's... Let's do it. (thrash metal on radio) - So you're sure they'll be there? - We think so. - You "think so"? - We have every reason to believe all the evidence indicates they will be meeting... There. - So fill me in on this guy, I didn't get a lot of information at headquarters. - Yeah. - You're after a "mad scientist" or something? - Well he's not a mad scientist, he's a geneticist. - What's that? - He's a geneticist, he's a scientist. - That's what I said, scientist. - Well no, you said mad scientist. But I mean what are human beings but animals, I mean we are essentially animals, correct? We're animals, it's the same process, it's the same thing except in this instance it's not legal with human beings. At least not in this country, it's not legal. - God created man in His own image. - Excuse me? - I said God created man in His own image. He made them out of mud. (heavy metal music on radio) - You can just keep going straight here. This will lead to that dogleg I was telling you about. - [Intercom] Thanks for you order, have a nice day. - Oh yeah, these chili dogs look good. Yeah! Awesome, look at that. Yeee, yup! Yeah buddy, gonna feast today. Gonna feast tonight. - So... So how is it working with the FBI, how is it over there? - Ah you know, guns, drugs, prostitution, kiddie porn, that kind of thing, the usual. You guys? What do you guys do over at the, who you with, F-A-D? - FDA, FDA, Food and Drug Administration. - [Agent] Why do they have you guys chasing after this mad scientist? - They have us chasing after this "mad scientist" because he's, it's a FDA issue. It's never been done before and it happens to fall under the jurisdiction of the Food and Drug Administration, to answer your question, but I mean once the money changes hands, then the ball is in your court. - You watch baseball? - Excuse me? - Do you watch baseball? (twangy guitar riff) - [Carl] I used to watch it. If it's on I'll watch it, or if it's on the radio, I'll listen to it, but I used to go to games, when I was a kid I used to, I mean I used to play baseball too, but... (phone ringing) Oh shit. Hi, this is Carl. Ma! Ma, look, this is not the right time to be calling me, how many times have I asked you not to call me, I mean... (Somber guitar music) You just told me he pulled through. You told me he was gonna be okay. Did he... Did he feel a lot of pain on the way out, or... Was he... It was okay you called me this time. But we're in the middle of something right now, so I can't talk right now, all right? Can I call you later? Yeah. Here's to Bogey. (etheral guitar music) - Straight, left? - Just pull over right here. - Right here? - Yeah, this is fine. - Where you going? - That's fine. - Where the hell are you going? Where are you going?! Where the hell are you going?! What the fuck? - I'm starving. Oh man, (mumbles) chili dog. (distorted radio sounds) Yeah. (tires screeching) Guy's crazy. He's crazy, man. Man! No! This is sick, now I gotta find a trash can. It ain't my day. It ain't my day. - Jav. Here. - [Javier] Hey! - [Susan] (whispers) Sorry. (upbeat Western guitar music) - [Lonnie] Wooo! Wooo! Wooo! Wooo! Wooo! I got it. I got it. - What did you get? - Don't worry about it, I got it. Yeah! Hey, he he, ha ha ha ha! Woohoo, yeah! (speaking Spanish) (twangy guitar riffs) - Agh, English. (faint polka music) (music gets louder) Hello? Hello? (Western guitar riffs) - Oh my God. Shit, what have I done? Oh Christ. (somber guitar music) (chair creaking) No, don't, stop that! That's my grandmother's chair, don't fuck it up. - Who are you? - Who am I? Who the fuck are you? Who the hell are you? - I am Javier. Javier Appollinaire. - Appollinaire? Like the great French poet? - [Javier] The what? - The great French poet? Appollinaire. - I don't know what you say. - Oh man, you're a Fed. - [Javier] A what? - You're a Fed. You're with the Feds, you're after my ass. - No. I don't know what you say. - Then what the hell do you do, you got a job? Who the fuck are you? - [Javier] I told you, my name is Javier. I am nobody. Nobody. - What do you do? If you're nobody, what do you do? What are you doing here? - I work, I work at the theater. - I gotta think about this. Do you know Susan? - [Javier] Yeah. - Javier, what the hell is this, can you tell me? - That's something that Susan gave me before she leave. It's just a letter and some money. - [Morell] What does the letter say? - I don't know, I can't read so good. - I'll read it for you? - Please. - [Morell] In English. I'll read slow. Javier. I don't really know what to say. This is something I have to do alone. I don't expect you to understand. I don't know you, you don't know me. - [Susan] Our paths crossed for whatever reason, but it just isn't right. I don't want to lean on anyone, I just wanna do things myself. - [Morell] Just need to do things myself. Sorry, good luck, Susan. Great, I told her to come alone, I told her to come with the deposit, does she always do this to people, just leave them? She was supposed to have been here two hours ago with the deposit. - Deposit? - Yeah, money. She was supposed to bring money, man. She's not here. - You are the doctor. - I'm a doctor, yeah. I make copies of animals. I make copies of bulls, I make copies of sheep. I do the same for horses, got a big business with horses. I make copies of a certain type of pig all the time, I can make a copy of you, I can take a lady's egg, do you know what DNA is? (phone rings) - You were going to make her daughter again. - That's what she wanted, yes. She wanted her daughter back. - There's no way. It's impossible. - No, it's quite possible, look, I do it all the time with sheep, hamsters, gerbils. Somebody's sad because they've lost their pet, but they give me their pet's DNA and I make exactly the same pet again. It's easy to do with people. That's where I was ahead of everybody. Now that was the thing, I was able to do it with the nucleus of an adult cell. Nobody's been able to do that before, they always had to use an embryonic cell. That's what was gonna make me first. That's what was gonna put me over the line, and that's what got me thrown out. Susan was my best chance at being first. - [Javier] First? - Yeah, the first to clone somebody. - Why do you think you can make someone again? If they die, it's because they're supposed to. Because God say so. You can't be God. - Well I don't make the rules. I just provide a service. And that provides me a living, it provides me recognition, and it provides an opportunity to fill a hole in Susan's heart. But you know, after today, I just realized that this is not gonna be the place to do it. It's not gonna be done here. - [Javier] Isn't American the land of opportunity? How do I know you just couldn't make it? - Look man, I got a stack of PhDs this high, I've written over a hundred papers, and until I tried to push the envelope, I was on top. They pushed me out 'cause I was pushing the edge of it. I was doing frontier's work. It's gone now. This is a new generation. This is the me generation, people, your generation. Here's to your brother, tried and true, do fuck him before he fucks you. It's gone now! Nobody wants to know, nobody wants to help their neighbor, they just wanna step on them, it gets them this way. People just want their own bank account. You need your neighbors, man. You need cohesiveness in a society, it's not here, this is a house of cards, this is all gonna go up in flames. (phone ringing) Don't wiggle, just stay there, don't screw with the seat, hang on for a moment, just (mumbles). China? Ah great! That's superb, man! All right, look, okay, so that's gonna work, tell Benjamin then to make sure Benjamin knows to set up all my gear when he gets to Beijing. Then we can push ahead. Okay, that's cool. Okay, we'll be in touch then and, yeah, okay, I'll leave now, I'll leave just as soon as I can, I'll get the hell out of here, I need to do that. Look, buy a donkey and (mumbles), huh? Yeah, okay, bye bye. There we are, China, I'm going to China. - [John] Were you a tough guy then? - [Chuck] Huh? - [John] Were you a tough guy then? - [Chuck] Well I don't know. What's a tough guy? (laughs) I mean I played the tuba, sousaphone actually, and that thing's pretty heavy and it can take a lot of endurance to carry it for a whole football game. - Look, you want any watermelon? - No. - Yeah, good call, it's genetically engineered and not fit for human consumption. Look, Javier, I'll try and track you down someday. - Are you going to cut me loose? - Oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm sorry, here, I forgot about that. I'll be right there. Yeah, let me... Cut you loose. I'm cutting this one hand loose, okay? I'll show you what I'm gonna do. I'll just get one arm... Oh Jesus, God almighty, are you okay? (Western guitar riffs) I'm gonna put the knife out here. And you can get it, just don't fuck up the rocking chair. Okay. Buenos suerte. (Native American singing) (trumphant ethereal guitar) (somber Western guitar music) (distorted radio static) (TV News intro music) - [Pierce] Good evening everyone, I'm Pierce Hope, another robbery at a movie theater playing Big Vendetta, Chuck Wing's new high octane action thriller, this time at a multiplex in Los Alamos. Suspected again, Susan Hendricks, who also now goes by the alias of Susan Hero. She is suspected in a pair of similar robberies in Albuquerque and Truth or Consequences, New Mexico. Also wanted for the apparent kidnapping of Harvey Applegate, the janitor of the Meadowlark Cinemas in Albuquerque. Some are calling the spree of incidents nothing more than a stunt to generate publicity of Wing's action thriller which has been sagging at the box office. On a lighter note, today at the zoo, a pair of twin baby pandas were born in captivity for the first time. More on this story later in the news. Who is Susan Hendricks, or 'Susan Hero', whoever she is now, is she a crackhead? Is shea a dopehead, is she a gambler? She robs small town theaters in small towns that don't have much money. Does she have a theater fetish? Come on, what the hell, guys? What the hell? What the hammer, what the chain, in what furnace was thy brain? (TV news outro music) - [Chuck] I actually didn't really care, I just enjoyed doing what I was doing. I guess that's my philosophy, try to enjoy doing what you're doing. 'Cause you never know what you'll be doing next. - [John] So there are a lot of political elements in Big Vendetta. What can you tell us about that? - [Chuck] Well I didn't really write the script, you know, I just stick to the words the writer gives me, unless the words are totally wrong for my character, I stick to the words. I have the utmost respect for the writer, unless of course what he gives me isn't any good, then I'll change it. - [John] Mmmhm, okay. (tuba music)