ENGLAND vs SLOVENIA EURO 2024 LIVE Watchalong Mark GOLDBRIDGE

and welcome to that's football I'm Mark goldbridge and we are live for England against Slovenia the final group game uh England with a real opportunity to finish third answers on a postcard I thought we would play the Netherlands even if we win but apparently if we win by three goals we don't play the Netherlands I've got no bloody idea how it works if we win this group and we win 3-0 um I don't understand it at all uh if you do let us know in the chat tonight please please please let us know because it's just it's just stupid at this point how um we've got this scenario with third place where you just don't know who who you're going to play because it's you know you need a Bloody a level in um figuring it out so uh England could be playing Netherlands who finished third in group D but if we win 3-0 we might play someone else could be Costa Rica as somebody said earlier but uh we'll figure it out I'm sure as the stream goes on one change to the England team Connor Gallagher as I predicted in my moan on Sunday morning he so predictable Southgate but I think even with his negativity we should be beating Slovenia they've got players who failed at QPR and swinden so you know starting for them if we can't win this game I know people will be singing Three Lions and vindoo and all that jazz but we you know we absolutely should be winning this game there's just there's just no there's no doubt about that at all um we're sponsored by manscaped by the sh way trim the grass to make the yard look bigger 25 20% off and free worldwide shipping with the code footy get that deliver to your door we'll talk more about that in a moment but um we're good to go I fully expect an England win Aaron who says Southgate ball is here to go yeah I fully expect to win I think ultimately if you can't win this game then you have got major major problems uh and we've got you know I I look at that England side and and I think it should be winning the tournament you know um I really really do so I think that you know go out there get a result see who we get in the last six and try and work your way into this tournament because to be fair France uh haven't scored no goal from open play and they're one of the favorites as well so as much as we're not doing that great uh neither are France at this stage so you know maybe maybe it's um maybe maybe we can grow into the tournament I hope so um but I expect us to hit the quarterfinals minimum and I'll be furious if we go out in the quarterfinals um let's um yeah I mean look ranik finishing top with the group very excited about that I mean the stream was fantastic really really enjoyed that uh topping the group with France and the Netherlands in it they are the Dark Horse of the tournament they've been absolutely fantastic loved that stream roof roof Ro um just swallowed a nut um make sure you subscribe by the way bottom rightand corner we're closing in on 184,000 it's really hot in the UK today it's probably not hot for some of of you because you you know live in countries and places where you're used to heat but we don't have airon here so it will be a hot evening but it hope it would be hot because of Manchester unit not manchest United because England are going to win a game of football against Slovenia England doesn't deserve Trent says K uh Kai um Absolutely I'll come back to uh manscaped in a moment you can get that deal I'll talk about that for you in a moment but uh let's talk about this the England lineup and I got to say that um we will win tonight and therefore people will climb back up southgate's ass um I could pick a team to beat Slovenia and so could you and it wouldn't look like that um Trent Alexander Arnold has been absolutely thrown under the bus by gett Southgate and anybody with any semblance of football knowledge knows it he came into this tournament and tried some batshit crazy bollocks to implement Trent Alexander Arnold into a Midfield which is not where he plays um and it's failed but what South Gate's done is he's thrown Trent under the bus knowing we'd beat Slovenia today anyway even with Trent he's thrown Trent under the bus to distract everybody from the fact that he messed up and when we win the game today it'll be because Trent didn't play but Southgate put a right back at holding Midfield and ultimately he's brought in a water carrier in Connor Gallagher to be more defensive whereas Trent was brought into the Midfield to be more offensive so we've actually gone more defensive with the change that he's made it'll work cuz Connor Gallagher is actually a player I like but it is more defensive it's more energy it's it's somebody you can play in the Midfield but it's not expansive he could have put Bellingham there we're playing Slovenia for God's sake Declan rice can hold a Midfield against Slovenia Bellingham should have been next to Rice to go forward and foden should have been 10 and Gordon should have been on the left we'll still win the game Southgate can't lose you know he can pick whatever negative [ __ ] team he wants and he will still win but he's missed a massive opportunity here by not putting Bellingham next to rice and foden at 10 and Gordon on the left we could have built a team with a real momentum to take him into The Knockout stage instead what you see is a team that's going to beat Slovenia that is going to pick again in The Knockout stage is that team going to winers the tournament it might but it won't be bloody pretty because it's not balanced so you know it won't you know if I think that he's missed a massive opportunity we will win today I've got no doubt about that but he's missed an opportunity that that should not be the team like Gordon or eie should be on the left foden should be at 10 and Bellingham should be next to rice but he he just won't do it because Southgate thinks he knows better than you know everybody else but um I don't like the way he's thrown Trent under the bus and watch out foden might be under the bus as well because if foden doesn't play well on the left he'll come off someone else will come on and it'll be like foden was [ __ ] as well so would you start Palmer I have a Chelsea bias of course but he has the most points in the Premier League best regards from Norway say did Palmer's not played a minute yet um mayu's not played a minute yet well I think Mayu did come on Disney in the first game warton's not played um you know Tony's not played I think there's some players that are just not going to get much game time uh he wants G Gallagher to be his new Calvin Phillips it was clear oh exactly hpn absolutely spot on Austria Austria England poll because I see Austria winning says Ryan but we're not going to play England Austria aren't even on the same side of the group for us now so uh we we won't even play um Austria um when you look at the groups and you look at the the way that the um schedule works out in The Knockout stage uh Austria um oh no we could play Austria in the semi-final um but they um actually it makes it France are on the other side of the draw it's interesting actually Portugal Spain Germany and France are all on the other side of the draw so if england top this group the pathway to the final is easier um on this side of the group you're going to end up with Italy Switzerland Austria maybe turkey Belgium you know we should we should make the final I mean famous last words but the harder side of the draw is the other side of the draw if england top the group ostra being top of the group shows how football is evolved I don't know why Southgate is playing with two Center midfielders says Min EXA exactly um thank you very much for that Austria thank you very much uh Mark do you think this is the only formation Southgate knows how to play probably he's very limited isn't he Yan says uh bro is already talking about the final light you can get there well look I'm just playing Devil's Advocate if we win this game we could get a really Plum draw on Sunday you then get Switzerland or Italy if you win that and if you win that you probably get in the semi-final Austria or Belgium so you could have a route of Italy sorry um I don't know someone [ __ ] quarterfinal against Italy semi-final against Austria you know we would be the favorites based on our team and then you're in the final aren't you so it could open up for England it really could it's a great opportunity it really is um you can't argue with that it is a massive opportunity and we've got to grab it we have to start grabbing it and and the football might not be great but even if we you know even if it isn't we've still got to be getting through the group and getting through some of these games um we're sponsored by manscaped fantastic products with manscaped I'm holding the lawn mower here and it goes down here it's to trim the grass to make the yard look bigger it's for trimming up male grooming 20% off free worldwide shipping you got a light on it for a more precise 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Slovenia uh really really intriguing how this can work for England because as I said Germany Portugal Spain um France all on the other side of the draw to England if england top the group so look there's still a lot that needs to be done to get to that final but it's all there in front of us if we want it um I'm looking at the chat I'm looking at Tik Tok I'm looking at YouTube uh Edwin with a super chat says hi Mark hope England wins uh it all but it's not looking likely um I'm driving back from the goldbridge arms we did Austria Netherlands five-goal Thriller Austria finishing top of the group France finishing second second the Netherlands finishing third I thought if england topped the group we play third place in that group well apparently on the radio they were saying that if England win 3-0 we don't play the Netherlands so God knows who we play um if we don't if we beat Slovenia by one or two we play Netherlands if we win by three we apparently play somebody else I don't know how that works um let us know if you know um on the madri with you tonight Mark says Jaden thank you very much cheers uh naville says question is how is England going to respond I'm more interested with that than England scoring first and sitting back for 88 minutes if they score do England fight or flight I think they fight no choice well I think they do anyway because um if we win by three we avoid the Netherlands so he'll probably go for it and we're playing a crap team as well so I think we might I i' I've predicted 3-0 I've said 3-0 Kane Bellingham and foden to score so I think we will go and win it's a long game um he won't par the bus because he knows he's got to score three goals who we get if we don't um I don't know I don't know why winning 3-0 avoids us playing the Netherlands I I I don't understand it um yeah it makes no sense to me in the group stage for fourth place at the moment the Netherlands are top uh Slovakia second Hungary third and Slovenia uh a fourth um if we win 3-0 I think creation move up do we play creation then I don't I don't know I don't know I don't know how it works but apparently if we beat if we win by three goals we don't play Netherlands um yavan says I dare you to shave your head on live if england doesn't win this match yeah I'm not stupid mate not doing that absolutely not um come on England says Tottenham number one have you seen any news today in relation to anything else I saw Ashley Young signed a new contract for Everton uh not seeing anything else um hland and Erikson are starting for Denmark just pratts out there uh there has been contact between Man United and PS in recent hours regarding agarte there was no formal proposal The two clubs discussed numerous possibilities and he was one of the names mentioned okay uh that's interesting I quite like him but rang rang's done fantastically well you can't you can't argue with that um let me just I've got to do something here okay sorry I've done that now um if we come second we play Germany Mark yeah we're not coming second none of that we won't be coming second um to come second we'd have to not beat Slovenia so yeah that's not happening um um he won't go for it Mark he's playing Gallagher says Gia well Chelsea fans will tell you goio that that Gallagher can get forward and score goals so can Dean rice so I think we we will try and get forward which again seems a bit silly to me if you want to score goals you'd go with a balanced team wouldn't you but yeah obviously you don't want to do that um Hugh lad says Ben Jacob said we'd bid for aarte thank you very much mate I don't know whether I'm doing United stand later we'll see if anything breaks we're only 200 subscribers away from 184 by the way so please do subscribe bottom Mar and Corner get involved thanks everyone who's tuning in on Tik Tok as well we're expecting an England win in fact we're demanding it uh we will win tonight absolutely I am not doing a match reaction tonight saying send Southgate home it's just not going to happen thanks for the follow Josh why are you so optimistic today Mark says official because I've played the game I've played the game you have a couple of [ __ ] results for England and then you're like it can't get any worse and it doesn't we'll have a good performance um I can see getting a good couple of performances now and and then we'll drop a bad one you know in the quarterfinals or the semi but um things have opened up for us they really have if you've not seen the groups and how it's worked France Portugal Spain and Germany are all on the other side of the The Knockout so we can't play any of them until the final so you know that side of the draw is going to be really interesting our side of the draw as maybe Belgium Switzerland and Austria you know they they they're the four strongest teams if we win um another Southgate special of a draw and celebrates says Fitzy I I think Slovenia are not as good as people think they are uh Slovenia have a population of two million as well says three-fold path lose tonight and we should forfeit the tournament um ranik proves United wrong says new well ranik proves the media and man united wrong the fans always believed in him and I'm really pleased for him because uh they've played the best football in the tournament re me with for me with Spain I think they've been brilliant Austria and I thoroughly enjoyed the game and considering they were one they were a goal ahead from the Netherlands twice Netherlands came back and they still kept going back in front just shows the character and belief of that team and he also didn't start Lamar and bump Gartner as well which is incredible um they've an absolutely brilliant tournament and uh I hope they get a really good draw in the 16 because they deserve to go through to the quarterfinals and for me they're going to be the dark hor of the tournament if they do um but I love that you know you know a non-traditional team doing well where's will says King he's in the pub with Nile now um kind wishes to get 7 a.m. on this trip as soon as she starts the world as they have any more okay don't know what that's all about um that's football doesn't know the laws of the game I hope you're talking about um Mark listen to what Alexi lass said in the media says Macker tell us what he said I haven't got time to listen to anything at the moment Sait says better than amrabat says fatty um Trent's not in the team let me get the team news going round for you remember we sponsored by manscape 20% off fre worldwide shipping with the code footy trim the grass to make the yard look bigger but let's have a look at this England starting lineup um we've got uh where's England starting lineup there we go so as you can see it's one change it's Trent out it's Gallagher in and it's on Southgate isn't it there's no doubt about that um Kane is a must starter yeah well I spoke about this on the podcast listen to it uh goldb sa football spoke about on the podcast would I have dropped Harry Kane no but is he under pressure yes I don't want to see him dropping in and taking the ball I want to see him playing on the last man I want to see him in and around the Penalty Box let foden sacka Bellingham be the creatives and Harry Kane just hang around the Penalty Box like he did for that first goal against Denmark I don't want to see him dropping in because we've got a striker in Watkins and Tony to a certain extent who will stretch that backline so I want to see England stretching that back line I want to see Harry Kane being The Penalty Box Striker I know likes to be creative but it's a different team we haven't got to certainly Phil foden's not going to be running in behind so I think England have to get Harry Kane in and around the box that's where he's going to be most valuable to us um I want to see the whole team in the opponent's half then Kane can come as deep as he likes says three-fold path look defensively I think we've been quite good I do I think when you look at um the Denmark game uh and you look at the um Serbia game we've not really conceded many chances and the Denmark goal was a was a worldy so defensively I don't really have any problems but offensively we need to be a lot better and that's about getting hold of the ball and looking after the ball better certainly um we look like we're playing Netherlands in the group stage if we win tonight in The Knockout stage however if we win 3-0 we don't play the Netherlands I don't know who we do play I don't know I don't know why 3-0 makes us not play the Netherlands but apparently that's the case so if anybody understands that you will be a goat of the chat but I've not seen anybody understand it yet um no palmano Victory says Marx uh and uh surprised you're not supporting Spain uh don't you just pick someone to support randomly says Simon Simple Simon there in the chat on Tik Tok uh Mark why is England very hot today and in Ireland it's raining says the cops I I don't know I don't live in Ireland anymore but that is a bit weird because they're not that far apart um Ian Wright said Gareth is one of the best England managers since sural Ramsey says aturo statistically will would say he's not wrong um factually he ain't fit to wash the car of Terry vbl or saabi Robson or shenar and Erikson like they're way better than him tactically um I would rather go in losing I don't believe we get near 3-0 we barely score nil nil fine losing interest scoring makes you sit back reverse the psychology if we go in losing we have to attack Southgate May it ain't that hard says Naval thank you very much for your Super Chat very generous as well um mark because Croatia would go through above Slovenia then if England loses they will probably play Portugal no that's got nothing to do with it if we win the group and we score three goals we don't play the Netherlands but if we score two or one we do and I can't get my head around it I don't understand why um give South get another two years is control Delite definitely not an England fan definitely not an England fan thanks for the follow man Manuel and um what's this what team would you have picked goldbridge well boring boring it would have been I've said it so many times foden plays at 10 Bellingham plays next to rice and gets forward Gordon comes in on the left it's it's so simple it's what I think 99 % of us would do but unfortunately we've got a guy in charge who won't do it so there we go uh is Luke sha on the bench says Jared I don't believe it is I don't believe he is um no uh I think that he was on he was on the bench for the first game wasn't on the bench for Denmark and then I don't think he's on the bench again today he did train yesterday um no oh he is he's on the bench actually he is on the bench which is he's he better not bring on because that's rushing him back if he is but he might be on the bench just I don't know I don't know whether he's actually fit to play or not I don't know he is on the bench yes 100% um would you have started Trent at right back um my my initial reaction is no um in fact let me just do a poll on that on YouTube um who would you start at right back we can do polls on YouTube um Trent or Walker look my initial reaction is why would you change Kyle Walker at right back but when I think about it yes I would because I want my England team to attack when you look at this tournament the best teams are the ones that get high up the pitch and press well Trent does that for Liverpool I want to attack but I I'll be honest my initial reaction is no i' I'd pick Carl Walker but then when you think about it that's only because we've become indoctrinated into the Southgate Way of playing Southgate wants Kyle Walker then there cuz he's quick defensively but I actually want to create so I would play Trent because going forward he's way better than Kyle Walker so yeah I would play Trent at right back but we've become so used to this defensive [ __ ] that you automatically go no I'd pick kle Walker but when you deep it you're going defensive Walkers just to get out of jail card defensively for his Pace I actually want to do something going forward so I would I would have picked Trent at right back but he was never going to do it never going to do it um uh Jay Slater coming home before the Euros are says Ryan um thank you very much 13,000 watching on YouTube You're a bunch of Legends thank you very much for that just seeing if there's anything else going on here uh okay um apparently Robert McCormack says in relation to learning who United England will play at f in relation to learning who England will play it's very hard to work it out before everybody's played their games because it's a math maths calculation yeah so maybe that's why everybody's struggling because we don't no one wants to combine maths with football nobody that's why Geeks are [ __ ] at football um yeah uh will will Palmer what was that will Palmer get any minutes this tournament says dan not not not any meaningful minutes players are about to come out anyway uh mark this three thing n thing is rubbish it's all about which groups produce the four best third place teams the ranking those teams isn't relevant says James tell us more James tell me more tell me more um yeah tell us more I genuinely don't know uh about that uh would you like to go out to any of the games Mark um I mean there's nothing like live football and there's nothing like live football with your phone in your pocket not doing anything I absolutely love watching football and and and in a different scenario I'd love to be out there just watching football living in the moment but obviously I do this it's massive I love it um do I see it as a job well I suppose it is my job but also it's you know you've got to ride the horse until you fall off haven't you so I just think that yeah of course I'd love to be out there cuz I love life football but um I wouldn't be out there vlogging that's the thing people say why don't you just go over there and do some vlogging like thogden and fzy and people like that and I'm like they're good at it I hate it I hate the idea of standing there in a packed Stadium going oh this is my thoughts it's just not I don't like that I hate it um so look I will I have done it in the past I will do it in the again but at the moment I I love this I love it I love it I love it I love it and uh look I want to see an England win I want to see us staying in the tournament yes I'm very critical but that's because I believe we can be better um definitely think we can be better uh so yeah um what's your opinions on guy says Harry on Tik Tok I think he's been absolutely incredible in this tournament I think the fact that no one's talking about Harry MaGuire and Harry McGuire will be hurting of course he will and he's got every right to be hurting he's you know missing out on a tournament um it's tough but I think the fact that guy is settled in and done so well is um is absolutely fantastic and um you know I'm really really pleased for him in relation to that and I hope that he can um continue doing what he's done I did I mean I said it in the first game I said the first game what happens here is you get a scenario where um um a player comes in with no experience and what you want to happen is you want to see that player get a clean sheet and start to learn how to play with um Phil Stones which is exactly what he's done and then on from that he'll become more and more experienced and better um I remember Rio Ferdinand doing it in the 2002 World Cup so there is absolutely nothing wrong with our defense it's actually been quite good all right we we don't we're not balanced we don't have a left back but I think stones and guy have done really well thanks for the follow 9 appreciate that um we're about ready I want to see a different England look if we're complete people are saying why you so confident Mark if we're being completely honest here we are playing the worst team in our group like Denmark and Serbia on paper are better so we this is the game that you look at for the last few months and you go that's the game that we're definitely going to win um if they can't pull out a performance against this lot then we've got really big problems you know if we if we if they don't win this game I want to check the emails of all those players because I guarantee on Monday they were booking holidays to mikinos you know something dodgy going on they've had enough basically we we we should not be not doing well in this game really lovely weather in the Euros gareth's got his wife's top on again it it's not been lucky so far maybe it can be this time um I'm pretty sure if we win we will get Slovakia Romania or turkey says three-fold path and yet we're meant to be getting the Netherlands unless we win 3-0 I don't know I don't know I don't really don't understand it uh Neo says Austria would hammer this t Team three or 40 um Southgate only took one top he lost his suitcase why is Gallagher playing says Louie cesco's better than holand says dinky Mark really just talking through his national anthem says 01 Z I can't bloody hear it mate and I and to be honest I don't really care you know there's an Aston Anthem being played all the time I'm not looking at it I'm looking at the chat Ralph ranis class says Luke England will get Brazil in the quarterfinals anyway the national anthem fell off a bit when when they changed it from Queen to King if we're being honest it just doesn't fit I'm not used to it yet but I can't hear it anyway I wish England had a cool Anthem like uh Scotland it should I've always said this I'm not anti-monarchy but I would prefer Jerusalem yeah I would and if you've never heard um Jerusalem bring me my bow of Burning Gold bring me my arrows of Des bring me my spear all clouds unfold bring me my charot of far I will not see from mental fight nor shall my sword sleep in my hand till we have built [Music] Jerusalem in England's green and pleasant land it's so much better it's so much better um that that that that you put release that and flow Scotland and there'll be a right fight on top of the pops who wins you decide right we're ready to go I'm going to start maybe I should start doing that at the start of every stream people are saying please don't um well that's my national anthem that's how it works it's not so pleasant anymore Mark right we're ready to go let's hope England can uh get this party started against Slovenia um look France haven't got started yet they haven't if he could would you sign cesco says X RX yeah I do like him I do like I do like cesco there's no you know he was a player that we were looking at he's staying at leig for another year I do like him right England ready to go we're playing in Cologne can be a place is a place can also be something you Splash on your face I'm a poet and I didn't know it here we go England to start I expect us to go off like a train here I expect us to play quick Fast and Furious because it's an open goal really you know could we do this against Denmark or Serbia no can we do it against Slovenia yeah in footballing terms we've just played Brighton and Aston Villa we're now playing Sheffield United in Premier League terms that's what we're doing and you got to get that in your head Brighton and Aston Villa would be Denmark and Serbia Slovenia would be Sheffield United so let's get it real there are levels to this game and we should be beating them uh thanks everyone who's tuning in by the way absolute Legends uh make sure you subscribe and give us a follow like Alpha and wanjo and Abdullah you are legends thank you very much um let's get let's get this party started here in Germany Gallagher's playing I mean this is what pisses me off we're playing the triangle in the Midfield with rice dropping deep on his own and Gallagher playing as high as Bellingham is on the right in which case just play Mayu well on by Guy also I'm look I it's early days but that that there's no getting behind pace is there okay I mean foden and Kane aren't slow but you know what I mean that just straight straight line pace could do with an early goal here that's a nice ball into foden he's going to win a corner here yeah well done Lighty thanks for the follow Legend make sure on YouTube you get involved Tuesday night hot weather International Tournament beer in hand you know what could what what more could you hope for and I tell you what if you didn't watch oh [ __ ] I'm glad I tell you what I don't know what that [ __ ] was doing there but um why did he Bobble it I thought he was going to knock it through and be one one through on one-onone French ref says Joe Mark Greece with one to 1,000 the resources has won more Euros than the Jersey you're wearing in the last 30 years how does it make you feel I wouldn't be caught dead in that Jersey says Constantine um you might notice well you won't CU it's white we have got a star there somewhere it's not it has disappeared on the shirt but it is there CU that because we won the World Cup can see a boring draw here it's all Slovenia need says Aaron I can't believe Slovenia can still stay in the group I I can't believe that that they can still stay in it you're right you are right so in relation to the group stage if Slovenia get a draw they're on three points that puts them through three draws I mean bloody hell Slovenia have had a boring group haven't they one-1 with Denmark one-1 with Serbia team Manu thanks for the follow would that make England Arsenal as we also also come second says David what minute do you reckon we'll score then proceed to sit back says BL Enthusiast well we can't afford to sit back because we do need to score goals to avoid playing the Netherlands um Gallaghers are walking yellow says obber I mean Slovenia have started off all right here it's a very open game can I just shock you um cesco completely unmarked I don't know why he headed it he could have just took it down and had a shot pigford's not very happy it's a bad start by England this really lethargic hey markk and all Comm on England make us happy says rub it's a [ __ ] start by England this we really need to switch on there's a lot of space out there Kevin Carter says yet again starting poor don't do this to me not tonight yeah if you didn't see Austria Netherlands what a game absolutely brilliant I mean yeah lived up to all the hype 3-2 to Austria but a brilliant game of football um Netherlands I wouldn't be bothered if england got Netherlands you know I don't know why we'd want to avoid them if we got Netherlands people will go oh that's a tough game because reputationally but they they don't look very good going forward and we've been good defensively so I'd rather play the Netherlands well depends what's an offer really nice ball in Bellingham but good defending do you think the Netherlands are beat us uh oh oh just on the poll who would you start at right back 49% went with Trent 51% went with Walker James Adams says the problem is England and Netherlands have got the same coach I want I tell you what I don't like about this passing it round the back who's coming to receive the ball yeah all right the fullbacks there but where where's Rice where's Bellingham where's G Gallagher's miles away look at where he is we're we're doing some [ __ ] shape thing here look at where Gallagher is why is he so far forward what is he trying to do here Bellingham and Gallagher Gallagher's almost playing look at where Gallagher's Gallagher's position in the first six minutes is weird I mean look it might work but he's he's not coming to the back four to get the ball he's wandering around closer to sacka and Kane it's early days on look here we go Harry Kane deep again kumman the far benched frong says rub southgate's just got a pen and paper out I think he's been asked to cook to to cook the dinner tomorrow so he's probably just ordering stuff he can't be writing tactical stuff down we're watching your teammate don't don't tell me you're writing talking about tactics or taking notes you're not that guy Chris B says you do you think we can score three oh mate you can score three goals in 10 minutes do you think the fa would keep Southgate if england make it to the quart finals is ow I think the I think the fa would give Southgate a lifetime contract if he wanted it let's be honest they they're more incompetent than he is I don't get this our center backs are getting loads and loads of the ball and nobody's coming to get it it's like we're naturally trying to make sbia play Deep by pushing our Midfield forward but you got to get the ball there first good turn by Kane you know surely the quality is going to come out here breakout breakout player of the tournament in the Euro says Carlos calori for me lot lot lot lot lot of people talking about calori um he's had a good tournament and I think it's always a good sign when you're in a team that's not necessarily been that good as well Thomas says what happens if we score three goals I'm lost apparently if we score three we can't play the Netherlands but if we don't score three we might play the Netherlands I don't know why I don't know why uh Nick P says this feel like it feels like when you've played pool all your life and someone shows you a snooker table everyone's so far apart says Nick P nice play Oh unlucky so that's good play by Slovenia but good tracking I mean Kane foden's on side Saka slips and he was offside anyway I see that was a good Ball by Kane but saaka foden's offside if they score three in Denmark wins Croatia moves on says TL yeah but why does that stop us play in Netherlands Daniel far says Kane drops back too much guo thank you very much for the follow thanks everyone who's tuning in by the way make sure you share the video if you're on YouTube love that and subscribe bottom right hand corner good headed by guy he's got a lot of touches in this first 10 minutes so much space out there for Slovenia though I don't think they would have expected that we're so we're so there's too much space we get murdered by a decent team here look again get in the chats what is it we're looking to do here because I'm I'm struggling to see what the plan is we're really spaced out we're not pressing it's very very easy for Slovenia to just keep hold of the ball at the moment and they're not really a possession side we're all right in this position we're getting the ball a lot at the bat with trippier and guy but this is what we need to do get it into foden Bellingham and Gallagher are almost playing in a front three look at the position of Bellingham and Gallagher here it's weird no one's coming to take the ball off the back four at all look apart from Bloody Harry Kane which is what we don't want I'd like to see Connor Gallagher playing deeper and Bellingham playing more Central although Bellingham swapped with foden here you're not going to get width from trippier and Bellingham on the left this is why I wanted balance this is why I wanted Gordon on the left because he's a left Winger sakur on the right he's a right winger foden is a 10 cuz he's a number 10 I rather start Watkins over Kane Harry Kane is too immobile and slow says when Harry met Barry right foden's back on the left again here I mean it's good possession by England but I don't see the shape surely the bosses at the fa can see what is Layman can see says Cherry I doubt it all they see is their prawn sandwiches and their champag oh record profits on England shirt sales again well done um trying to think of a name of somebody who probably works in the fa Harold Charlie uh Mark we've missplaced seven passes that's not Southgate says Jack lovely play oh no it's gone for a throw in are England ever going to have a shot that's a terrible ball as well you know what I'm saying though you've got Phil foden sacka Bellingham rice Kane Real Madrid Bayern Munich Arsenal man city they're all used to high possession football and what's this [ __ ] you know if you International Football is difficult because you only get the players for a limited time yeah so if you get a if you get a group of street dancers and you need to do an act for X Factor do you get them to do ballet you get them to do Street dance so why is it we've got players that can all play possession football at a higher Tempo I mean what the [ __ ] going on here JN Stone's completely out of character Mis controlling the ball I've said it before so far in this tournament we have shatter all over it like we've been the worst team to watch in this tournament arguably with Czech Republic boring and we look like we can't be asked I really agree with that from V4 Super Sub says uh think might fall asleep [ __ ] ball this is England out so Gareth gets fired please says V would you pick Trent ahead of Walker I would yes Wake Me Up When the England match starts that's from Dewey and Alec Miller Gallagher's pest performan as for as has been when he's deeper next to Cino not higher up says Enthusiast yeah well what you want to do the way I've seen us play in the first 15 minutes we're pushing Bellingham and Gallagher close to Kane which is leading our defense to just be stuck with the ball you need Bellingham and Gallagher to come and take the ball and give three options to the center backs I I don't I don't know why Bellingham and Gallagher are wandering up to Kane like rice is going to get rice is the only one who can take the ball off the back four and Slovenia aren't stupid so you need like rice is here again see this is better bellingham's dropped in deep you've got two options in the Midfield now but that first 15 minutes is sacka it's not a bad CR it is it is a bad cross yeah that first 15 minutes you've just got Gallagher and Bellingham who are just like playing 20 meters away oh ref he's played on trippy is going to go in the book I think Slovenia doing quite well here yeah trepp is getting to get booked at least when Trent played England started well says AJ yeah don't forget Mark you can't criticize them for playing so bad because they say it's unfair and they find it hurtful if you don't kiss the ground they walk on says Ben I tell you what Tripp is lucky if he'd had gone down in a heap could have been a red that's the indiscipline though isn't it that's the desperation uh Landon says in my mind France and Italy have been really underwhelming along with England thanks very much for your Super Chat Landon DB on Tik Tok says this England team has been boring to watch we've not had many red cards have we I don't know what's I don't I've got to say I'm shocked by this I'm shocked by this I didn't expect England to be this [ __ ] in the first 20 minutes really didn't like they have had a lot of CR criticism for Denmark and Serbia most of it warranted but you expect a response and this response in the first 20 minutes and look that's not to say we won't get one in the next 70 but in the first 20 minutes where's the response piss poor uh Arman says Kane fod and Jude and sacka have 20 goals for their clubs last season shows the importance as good managers the big problem I've got with this first 20 minutes is I think if you're a Slovenian player you've settled into the game you're not rattled you're not nervous and you you know you're in the game as much as they are and you're just growing into the game like if england start well in the first 10 minutes and create loads of chances you you you you panic a little bit but Slovenia are just growing in the game and going you know what they're not actually that good they're not they're not good at all bran says speaking as a neutral England look unbelievably bad 100% mate 100% I even I didn't expect this and you know what I'm like I'm you know I'm not a big fan of Southgate at all but um this is terrible mate absolutely terrible guy bringing it out from the back kle walker into sacka we you know what we're going to need a bit of individualism Bellingham we've got plenty of players who can do it something out of nothing ranik for England manager says Andy is uh foden into trippier that's a good ball Bryce back oh this is lovely play offside [ __ ] I tell you what that would have been a great goal it was a training gwn goal it would have been absolutely brilliant that would have been a great watch this trippier for od's miles off it was s it was a great move but um I suspect the Slovenian right back knew he was offside was a great play great play Man United Holiday Camp under oi comes to mind these players are not doing anything on the training pit they've got to take Confidence from that Dane you got to take Confidence from that goal you know yes it was offside it was a bit like bump Gartner's uh against Austria it was Miles offside but the fundamentals of it were really good quick OneTouch passing defenses can't deal with it and of course if we scored the first goal Slovenia will open up because they they need a draw to go through do you think Shawn D should be England manager no Electro not at all not sure uh F6 says what your thoughts on Connor Gallagher I like Connor Gallagher as a player I just wouldn't have made the change into this team and I like Mayu and I like Warton but I wouldn't have started them either i' would have stuck Bellingham next to rice and foden at 10 and you know what I find incredible look at where Conor Gallagher's playing he's playing as an advanced right midfielder so why couldn't you put Bellingham in that role and then play foden as a 10 and Gordon on the left it doesn't even make sense you know he's not even playing Connor Gallagher as a holder he's playing him more advanced so why not play Bellingham as the more advanced right side player and then just play a 10 in foden but you know a lot one of the big reasons I don't think he wants to play foden as a 10 is because he knows Harry Kane wants to drop in bear with me Mark if england wins against Slovenia by more than three goals and the Czech doesn't win tomorrow England will play Croatia says hey hey hey you're probably right a yellow card here for the Slovenian player which is probably quite good because I think it's their left back up against uh sacka uh this is the ref that sent Fred off against PSG says goldo and D would do better than Southgate though says Jack yeah but you know D Ball's not going to win he would be under the pressure straight away because as much as D does a good job he doesn't get praised for his good football although tell you my XG is great stop talking about your car Sean 22 minutes yeah foding they're just showing the foding offside uh we're only 10 subscribers on YouTube away from 184,000 so please do subscribe bottom right hand corner on the road to 1.2 million which we want to hit by the end of the Euro so get involved with that football we're doing every watch along of the Euros but it's already breaking news we will not be doing every watch along for the World Cup even though we're excited about it being in America we're not doing a watch along for every game because there's about a thousand games 48 teams four groups of 12 and a last 32 forget that Lewis says what's your thoughts on the versatility of potatoes well they've definitely got more versatility than Southgate Mash jackets chips doam moire loads what was your beef with Jordan FC when you lost some irland suan England don't know don't know what that's all about do you think klopp would be a good England manager of course Rachel of course you know what the scary thing is halfway through this uh first half it can change overnight but the scary thing is no shots on to no shots not even on target no shots that's your response to Media criticism Ian welcome to the members Club thank you very much absolutely no width on the left side say Alec well look at Kane again here he's in his own half you know what I can I can tell you these tactics on the back of a [ __ ] stamp Harry Kane dropped deep Bellingham and cager bomb forward we're trying to overload their back four with gallager pushing next to Kane to make it a 442 424 we're doing it now Bellingham Kane and Gallagher and then sacka and foden we're trying to play a front five but then we can't figure out how to get the ball forward Gareth has to put on Co Palmer sooner or later says England I think I think I think Cole Palmer in this game would have where would you where would you play him he got to play centrally for me I want to send a proper Super Chat England please do something says Mojo here we go foden overplayed it to Kane I think foden said he played the right pass here I think he did yeah Kane's tried to control it with his right foot instead of his left I think that's what foden saying he slipped you in Harry Kane said yeah you did uh big Sam would have played more exciting football says Brian literally no excuse for Southgate to still be England manager if england doesn't win says Graham Mayu as a bridge would be perfect in this team says goldo Mayu and Watkins need to be involved more says Uncle G well you know what the same problems are still there and there's three fundamental problems from the Serbia game he's trying to get all his best players on the pitch at the expense of balance um we're not creating chances and hold on a minute bellingham's won it back yeah we're not creating chances we might get a chance here foden go wh wh whip it trippier whip it whip it yeah we're not we're not we're not creating chances he's putting too many square pegs in round holes and he's scared to change it there're the three big problems here you know we've about half an hour against lenia we haven't actually had a shot so it's not working it's clearly not working if we get Germany nealman will humilate humiliate us says Owen well we wouldn't get Germany would we because um if we win the group we won't Mayu perfect to sit with rice false nine worth of consideration says jazz literally no excuse for Southgate to be stealing a manager if he doesn't win says Graham yeah so oh that's a nice ball into rice played through the lines into Kane why is he turning and shooting from there he should have laid it off the B you know body language is terrible as well I've picked up on the body language of a few players there Jude Bellingham looks at Kane there and he's like why have you not laid me in why are you spinning and shooting blindly when you can lay me in and this is it I don't think the morale of this team is good at all I think the players are you know but look what I was going to say is this plan hasn't worked half an hour no shots on goal the system doesn't work now I look at this system and I think Gallagher out for Mayu to carry the ball would work ideally Bellingham back where Gallagher is foden 10 Gordon left but Harry Kane is a problem because he won't run in behind so we can't stretch their defense the what what southgate's trying to do is play the quick Ball but we haven't got the striker to do it so we've got to play possession football but you can't play possession football if you haven't got the ball so there's a contradiction in the way that we're trying to play it's Square pegs in round O again Kane's going to shoot surely straight to the keeper edge of the Box a lot of people saying take Kane off Southgate wants to control the ball the problem is they are dominating the ball in their own half exactly Brian there is no passion no aggression there is no mindset in that Bloody national team says Jack this is shocking says Chris on Tik Tok if we put Watkins on it would literally change the dynamic of the team because he'd be playing on the last man I mean look at look at where Kane is here bellingham's further forward he's not pressing he's not getting in behind and when he gets the ball he's not passing Slovenia reminds me of Iceland ptst PTSD says all in I've watched nothing but crap all season being a Bristol fan been hoping that England would cheer me up I was wrong Bristol are better says nick uh JJ welcome to members Club thank you Kane off for Watkins says Rob Southgate defo gives his kids call for Christmas says Leroy um and Arman says you've still got about 40 years left Mark surely enough to see England win a trophy yeah but you know what so frustrating is you watch a team like Austria with ranik and you see a coach I mean Austria haven't got the players that England it's it's the prime example Austria haven't got the players that England have got but they've got a coach who can get the best out of them we've got brilliant players but we've got a coach who gets the worst out of them and and that's that's the couple of sentences Austria have got a limited Squad but a coach who can get the very best out of them we've got an amazing Squad who brings out the worst in them and that's on the fa goal for Denmark Rasmus has scored apparently I want England to score here we go foden edge of the Box Walker what's that we've had a we've been a little bit better in the last five minutes a little bit more in their there off that's a free kick uh I feel fren's frustration he's just not clicking says Unown he's out of position isn't he uh England an unknown person England does create chances not because of tactics but because of individ individual talent I feel for England fans it must be very frustrating says Barry hi Mark can you please give a birthday shout out to my friend James Andrew he's a huge fan big shout out to James your spot on goldbridge next England manager but I I mean I genuinely think I could do a better job than Southgate but I genuinely think all you could and and I'm not even joking like it's um it's it's it's terrifying that we feel that we can do a better job than an England manager just by picking a better team for a start Rasmus hasn't scored by the way it's nil nil uh Weston says I feel sorry for you a lot I'm American we hate Aron manager but even then I don't think I'd want Southgate to be our manager uh make sure you subscribe by the way uh will England shoot from here no it's across it's not a shoot this oh he has shot and keeper just catches it Fen shot I mean I don't think he should be shooting from there it's not a bad position to whip across I mean does he not know that o black is in goal that's a right waste of time that is shooting from there like slovenia's arguably slovenia's best player is their goalkeeper ain't going to get beat from there a weird one no nil between Denmark and Serbia of course if Slovenia get a point they they go through as well um England having a little bit more of it in the last few minutes oh that's Connor Galler I thought it was Harry Kane I was going to lose my [ __ ] there they've got an overlap here on the right hand side Slovenia they've got option S I told you he's got the overlap oh England get it away Eng get it away but they're on the attack against lenia you know what if they score it'll probably kick us into gear because this is crap uh need goldbridge ball ASAP says Samuel walkerston trippier rice Manu Palma foden behind Watkins Gordon left sacka says sha Lawrence apologies I was lied to by my cousin idiot says Jack do you agree even his back five he used to like would be better Trent Walker Stone Guy Gordon says Christopher um England will win says Eva wow I mean I walked into this game Eva expecting us to win and I still think we can win but the problem with Serbia we won against Serbia we drew against Denmark it's it's not results that are the problem it's the performances I mean this is meant to be a response to criticism that's my concern and it can all click we know that but the response to criticism is this [ __ ] you know this is like [ __ ] your bed and being in big trouble and then the next night you [ __ ] it again you know they they've absolutely played Dreadful I mean Slovenia England looks scared here it's Iceland all over again well at least we've won the ball back he's got to he's got to make changes at half time here teams have less quality on paper tend to be a more hardworking team in a tight-knit group which wins your games oh I agree Brian I agree have you paid your TV license yes Kyle Juju says my girl just broke my heart she means the world to me I wouldn't take I would have taken a bullet for her I don't know what to do please help and refrain from any jokes well just enjoy the match mate we're here to watch football I think they've just shown England's only shot on target which was Harry Kane's shot straight at the keeper he's offside there he's not keeping it in either Trent at right back would help this team other than Pace what does k Walker actually do says Alis Carl Walker's in that team as a security blanket for Southgate really it's just about defensive pace Mark I've taken my date to watch the game but she's now crying and wants to leave what do I do to solve this says Stephen well it's what you could do is uh take her to the local park and get her to just look at the grass grow because that will be more appealing than this [ __ ] Stephen could have taking rashford if we were going to sit this deep says John well I don't think we need to take you know I heard people saying this before about rashford like I'd understand the whole rashford thing if we'd picked Cole Palmer or Anthony Gordon like you can't say we should have had rashford we've not used Gordon we've not used Palmer I just don't understand it I I do not understand this I feel like I'm back in Math's GCSE being taught algebra how can a mean anything it's an it's part of the bloody alphabet but I don't understand this like trippier oh that was a good cross to the back post Kane doesn't get onto it I got mixed up with Gallagher and Kane I thought Gallagher was Kane and I I didn't know it was on the back post yeah he's he should be scoring that why is he not getting on the end of that it's good cross yeah he should be getting on the end of that he's seen it all the way uh as an americ done that one as America sorry I says as an American who knows we're bad at soccer I'd rather watch hers than England I've C never seen a good team try to win less than this England one now says ice it's it's weird mate it's really weird I I I almost feel like apologizing on behalf of the English Nation because this is rubbish mate this is absolute crap I just don't get it like Slovenia are the worst team in the group and they actually look more dangerous than us but it's an embarrassment it's an embarrassment to English football this is you know if if the team's full of [ __ ] you know it's just a bad time for England isn't it but Phil foden Jude Bellingham Declan rice Harry Kane sacka Stones you know these are good players Kyle Walker won a bloody trepel it's absolutely embarrassing how [ __ ] we are it's you know you must be sat there as a man city fan or an arsenal fan or you know a real Madrid fan and going you know Carlo ancelotti Pep Guardiola artetta how do they get these performances out of Declan rice and foden and all this lot and Bellingham because look how crap they are that can only be the manager by the way I genuinely thought despite the manager's limitations that the individuality of the players would do the job but it doesn't work does it where do you think England would finish in the Euros with Ralph ranek says AAL if the players are willing to listen to the coach and I think they are he'd probably win it with this set of players I don't think there's an unwillingness from the players I just think the tactics belong in the bloody National League genuinely I I just think it's it's really really basic [ __ ] because he's done this for 45 minutes it's not working it's simply not working it's a [ __ ] show we are going to score and we will score on a moment of individualism because this is shite like you cannot cannot sit there and tell me if England score half time before half time that that's good you know how how have we had six total Shots by the way I don't know where where they've suddenly come from like we've we've done sod all in this game those stats make it tell a very different story to the reality 68% possession six shots Two On Target I mean I don't know what they are that that you know one of them was Harry Kane's shot from the edge of the box which was rubbish what what was the second shot oh Phil foden's free kick which he never should have done but I feel sorry for Rice like you've got guy and Stones here who wants the ball who wants the ball here like Bellingham is marked foden's touching the bloody touch line you got to come and take the ball as I said it's too easy for Slovenia here that's a good Ball by rice into sacka tell you what one before half time could change the complexion of this game Bellingham little back heel oh well the referee has broken the record here we we're hearing from the referee he's blown for half time it's a world record the referee has blown for Hal time on 45 minutes and 1 second he's basically saying there was time but I'm so [ __ ] bored if I carry on I'll go into a coma and I won't wake up I need to get some coffee we're stopping on 45 seconds 45 seconds and one 45 minutes and 1 second he Blows the Whistle piss take thanks for the follow Mars and Tik Tok well get your comments in everybody because you know what there's no you know there's no point in holding back here um there's a very very very simple Tactical assessment here that Shar of shite is not working it's an absolute joke it doesn't work whatever he's and and also whatever he's trying to do it's not working what I saw in that game was England 69% possession most of its in with our back four what I saw in that game was Connor Gallagher come in for Trent and then go forward as another number 10 bellingham's gone forward next to Kane foden's on the left saaka on the right rice is being left the ball is with stones and guy who can pass to Walker and trippier and then get it back you can't get it to Rice because rice is being marked and Bellingham and Gallagher have gone too far forward we've created no good chances at all apart from the offside goal so what the hell is this mystery [ __ ] from Southgate what what what what was the plan Gareth I I don't get it was it trying to me it looks like he wants to get five people forward and hit a ball over the top but Slovenia have figured it out in no time and gone we're not going to play a high line because you know what he's trying to do and I'll tell you tell you now this is just school ground P teacher tactics what southgate's been working on for the last few days Harry doesn't get in behind so instead of dropping him listen to this one Lads Harry Kane doesn't stretch their defense and he doesn't get him behind so listen to this we keep harrying the team their defense pushes forward and then Gallagher and Bellingham running behind quickly and we lock a long ball over the top and Slovenia have gone yeah we're not falling for that [ __ ] let Harry Kane wander into the midfield if he wants to we're not going with him they've just kept their defensive line Bellingham and Gallagher can't get in behind and that's it that's his tactics for that game he's thought oh Harry Kane doesn't get him behind so we'll hit long balls for GA for Gallagher who's playing next to him and Bellingham what about getting hold of the ball I'm telling you now I'm bored of saying it if you're going to play G Gallagher in the team and tell him to play next to Kane play [ __ ] Bellingham there drop Gallagher put foden at 10 and put Gordon on the left and play a bit of possession football mix it up a little bit foden having it off with the touch line is a horrible thought he's a number 10 Bellingham not in the game Gallagher trying to get in behind what's that all about you know it's abysmal it's that whatever tactics he's trying to put in there it's [ __ ] it hasn't worked he's got to change it I feel that Southgate if we win this game one or two nil that first half still happened those tactics do not work if I'm the Netherlands or I'm Austria or I'm Switzerland I'm going if we have to play England and this is their tactics we will absolutely [ __ ] them up we will get the ball we will play through that High Line and we will [ __ ] them up and they will they absolutely will the amount of time Slovenia had the ball in that half you give that amount of space and ball to half decent teams they will screw you it's incredibly bad tactics and I think it really is with South gate you've just got to go for the simplest and utter obvious plan and I couldn't understand why Gallagher and Bellingham were playing so close to Kane and we were leaving the ball with the center backs but I think it really was they thought oh their defense will go high because Kane drops and then we knock it in behind quickly and we score and their defense just hasn't they haven't played a high line so we're sort of stuck there going like that and I've also seen the frustration I've seen Bellingham a few times doesn't look happy rice doesn't look happy foden doesn't look happy sacka is not getting enough of the ball I I I look at that England team and it's too many cooks and what I mean by that is none of them are getting enough of the ball bellingham's not in the game enough foden's not in the game enough Saka is not in the game enough Kane's not in the game enough you you either build a team round one of them or you don't play them you can't have a team where bellingham's are 10 foden's on the wing s is on the right and Kane's dropping in it's it's just a mismatch Kane wants to drop deep but he can't because bellingham's there foden wants to come into the 10 but he can't because bellingham's there and Saka just wants the ball more but he doesn't get it because everyone else wants it the balance is completely off it doesn't work and whilst I still think we can win these types of games because the defense has been okay you've got to find a way to you know build a system and it reminds me a lot of when Sven had that England team and he played a Midfield four of Beckham on the right skulls on the left Lampard and Gerard I've got to get all my good players in and it was ABS it was so imbalanced it was so imbalanced and what he should have done is dropped one of Lampard or Gerard and played a Nicki but or someone like that and on the left wing he should have dropped skull skulls and played a left Winger because that's what we're talking about putting all your best players on the pitch doesn't work you've got to go with balance Austria are better than us but you go through the squad and you go he's not better than him he's not better than him he's not better than him but Austria pick a balanced team and they have a system and everyone knows the system England are just picking good players and hoping it's going to work there is no system it's Dreadful it's absolutely Dreadful um what would you do at halim everybody uh Ben says I think we should play four5 42 if ran coached England they would win the Euros no doubt says Michael I got money England will beat Germany next round says JJ but we we won't play Germany next round will we because we should top the group with a striker who won't press or run behind you need to control the ball in the final third exactly Brian snoozefest Englander [ __ ] says Ben don't worry Mark Harry Kane will give another interview where he talks down to the supporters and talks about how great his mate Gareth is that'll do wonders says the hpn uh will Southampton make Subs at halim uh says Andy Ford and Mark can you put a tactics board behind you for England's next game because you've played the game as KL England have been sloppy slow no balance the Defenders have t had the ball uh more than the Midfield and the attackers it's rubbish says Muhammad I can't remember if I ever saw England score three or four in a competitive game in a major tournament says Southgate we did against Panama and as an Eric tanh har supporter I never thought blaming a manager for team's performance was fair but now I've seen South gates to Steven bellingham's been ineffective get him off put fod in central I'd put Bellingham next to Rice get him in the game would rather drown in wallpaper Pace than watch Southgate ball says Nick and a competent fa would be blowing up rik's phone says Andrew all Kane's career is been coming deep and people complain and it got Kane a lot of goals he needs more Runners like Gordon exactly Jamie play to the strengths um a big difference in this England team is that no one screams yells at each other on the pitch says AE worst thing is he's the highest paid International manager says Angel uh you've got treble women Tre treble winners Champions League winners combined with goals 50 plus winners medals yet it all it takes is one criminally incompetent manager says Jack let's go Southgate I mean Graham uh and everybody else is tuning in thank you very much make sure you subscribe bottom hand corner if you're on YouTube give us a follow like Charlie on Tik Tok Lads and ladies what the hell this is a good point and somebody raised it in the chat what kind of response is that what kind of response is that that's like over the weekend finding out that one of your mates has been jumped by a gang when you weren't there and you're the hardest lad in the school and you say on Monday morning I'm I'm Absolut absolutely going to tear them apart for what they've done and you go in on Monday morning and you B you give them your dinner money it's just like what type of response is that rubbish you got Kane giving it this you got Southgate giving it that you got Walker giving it this oh this that and the other you know we've all I've been part of it you've been part of it we've criticized how crap we were against Serbia and they've been going it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair that 45 minutes is their response to criticism oh my God I can't wait to see what what what their response is when we get knocked out they probably gift all their money to bloody the team that knocks them out or something like that I mean it's beyond comprehension that's that that 45 minutes is England team's response to getting absolutely bantered over the last few days to being called [ __ ] by everybody mainstream what we do what you do that's their response that 45 minutes is England's response the only good bit of play we played was the goal that was offside and it was good but that's the one passage of play in 45 minutes how many times have we misplaced it how many times have we misc controlled it the body language is [ __ ] the mentality it's like they've given up I said it before the game we need to do if we if we lose this game we need to get get a Freedom of Information Act to check the search history of the computers at England's um training camp for the World Cup we won't find no porn on it what we'll find is holidays for Friday to mikinos Orlando and Dubai because to me it looks like some of them have given up already it looks like they're already thinking about where they can book their holiday um they're dominating the stats says Jack they're dominating in the stats Jack but two shots on target right do you want to know what they were a stupid free kick from foden against one of the best goalkeepers in the world that he never should have had a shot from it was 30 yards out and then a shot from the edge of the box from Harry Kane which I would have caught with a blindfold on so our two shots on Target have been total [ __ ] we have not created a decent chance and can we just add the icing on the cake here as well uh very very very good icing on the cake as well um England England in this tournament have been utter shite like we've been in embarrassment if you are Italian Spanish Turkish Australian Mexican Indian and you or any nationality and you're watching the euros and you're watching it like we've been watching it you're all sat there going how are England so embarrassingly crap it must be really embarrassing to be English because they are so so bad and and it's true we are an absolute embarrassment it's not just criticism it's absolute shite it really is and um I think that you know you've got to look at that and say what what is he what is he doing and how is he motivating these players off the pitch away from what we're seeing because it's it's absolutely rubbish uh thanks everyone who's tuning in by the way make sure you give us a follow if you're on Tik Tok like Simon and Matthew and Curtis um it's as if they've doubled down on the [ __ ] in protest to the criticism says Robo it's as if they've given up mate ten hog ball this says Daniel he shut up the sad thing is that these players will try to blame this performance on the criticism they received after Denmark so Steven mate what did Czech fabrigas CES fabrigas say he said in Spain it's 10 times worse than this you know if you want to be a winner you got to deal with the critics supporting England is what I imagine being a Spurs fan is like says Nick Spurs play better football than this Slovenia has a population of two million and they out played England the first half this should not be possible says Michael look again I said it after Serbia and I said it after Denmar we didn't lose to Denmark and we beat Serbia but the big problem here is the football is crap even if we win this game in the second half it's so crap you can't be playing like that with those players your tactics belong in a pub League mate you're literally going into one of the most watched tournaments in the world and saying they will play high because Harry Kane likes to drop hit it in behind for Bellingham and C Connor who are going to make the runs it's so [ __ ] basic it's terrifying how basic it is like we said in the first half you give Ralph ranik a limited Austrian Squad and they gets the best out of them you give Gareth Southgate one of the best squads England's had and he gets the worst out of them and that's the simple equation the manager at one country that's not that good on paper makes them exceed expectation through hard work and organization the squad that England have got we take it down levels who does that you know who takes Phil foden and Jude Bellingham Harry Kane sacka Declan rice and all these players and makes them worse H I don't recognize Jude Bellingham or Dean rice from what I know or Phil foden like he's making them worse and I said it before the game Trent Alexander Arnold should be sat there with a smile on his face going you know what I thought we were going to win this two or three no he's bringing on Mayu mayu's coming on good I bet it's Gallagher though I bet he's took Gallagher off I bet he's thrown him under the bus yeah another one another one you see this is what Southgate does he makes [ __ ] selections and then he throws the player under the bus this will make a difference now this will make a difference because but you know I do I do feel sorry for Connor Gallagher because he has he's been thrown under the bus by the [ __ ] tactics again I mean I do feel sorry for Gallagher because when you watched the game he really was doing what he was told to do he's playing next to Harry Kane trying to run in behind so what he's going to do with Mayu now is tell him to drop in next to K rice and carry the ball we'll win this game now we'll win this game sha thanks for the follow we're going to win this game now it's over mayu's on is look I'll say Applause to Southgate for making the change it's the right change to make but you got to feel sorry for Conor Gallagher because he's just been thrown under the bus he just needs to go and sit next to Trent and say you know what am I supposed to do he's told me to do this and it doesn't bloody work but he's had to make the change there got to make that change are we going to start this second half or what ref is what's he waiting for the cameras or something there we go there we go there we go let me just get this tweet out uh England players are great at their own club is because they have better players around them but when they play together it's totally different sluggish slow giving the ball away says Ian white well I don't know about that though because the combination of these players is very good just means Mayu is the next one thrown under the bus says Blake yeah but I know Mayu like many man united fans and if he can get on the ball he can carry the ball uh Ben White laughing on the beach right now says Sam what changes has to be made for the second half says Charlie well Mayu is on uh Gallagher is off why is Gareth ruining our team we're progressively getting the tactics and playing worse we won't make it past top 16 if this continues says Tom you got to ask where's Paul Pogba in all this says it's cjr and Sunday league is better than this is drunk uh just joking Mark I'm sure that's the excuse that journalists and idiots that kiss G's feet will say bunch of Geeks says Jack uh why do you attack Greeks saying you never debate one in football you just have not Constantine shut up I don't know what he talking about all England has his football that's why you overrate your players and that's why you perform like trash they're overrated says Marsh yeah that's why they're winning trebles and champions leagues and yeah yeah they're overrated mate yeah Harry Kane's [ __ ] I don't know I don't know why we think he's one of the best strikers in the world or bellingham's one of the best young players in the world or foden's one of the best attacking midfielders in the world it's got nothing to do with an imbalanced team and a crap coach as it Cole Palmer a lot of people saying they'd like to see Cole Palmer on no where's the Midfield now for England Sak's got that back Kane losing the ball but wins it back shame for Gallagher shouldn't have started in the first place as blues Enthusiast I don't think con Conor Gallagher's done anything wrong different to trends he's just been used in a role that's not he's not used to I mean I saw it in the first half he's he's basically playing next to Harry Kane you know it's not it's not looking good brev but look mayu's on it's a different setup and hopefully we'll see something a little bit different here is Mayu he's got a lovely ball in to Bellingham good tackle h bellingham's still there he'll take the corner Southgate is a guy that would invite a girl over and ruin the Night by putting on Smash Bro Mario says Jose absolutely adore Manu but I feel this is a PR sub and Southgate throwing under the bus hope I'm wrong says Cherry it's desperation uh petition for Mark for the England job says Dylan um it's it's desperation to bring Mayu on I I would be looking at Kane next if if if we don't score in the next 15 minutes I'd be looking at getting Watkins on why is Kane not sh heading for goal there he's heading the ball in the six yard box and he's heading it back towards where it came from um what I was going to say is Slovenia have started off really bad badly here have Eng England up the tempo because we're not winning the ball they're not winning the ball Slovenia it's a good start by England here um what I don't mean Mayu is a bad player because I think he's fantastic I don't mean it's desperation in the sense that he's a bad player I just mean that you know it's game three and he's trying another combination in the Midfield he started off with Trent he's then gone to Gallagher and now he's trained Mayu so it's desperation on southgate's part because he's on plan C already here's Kane he's got a cut that back another Corner better start from England in the first five minutes Christine says this is better would you take the England job says Mr dark I think we could all take the England job uh Neville saying that Gallagher was used as a fall guy and he's right 100% in fact I'll tweet that out because it's it's true we were talking about that uh Andy says miles's better already with uh Mayo on the pitch well he's he's playing a lot closer to Rice which is uh which is good to see we got to get that link going I mean this is what I mean Gallagher wasn't doing this and I don't think he wasn't doing it in the first game in the first half Gallagher was playing close to Kane when Mayu is never going to do that but who's on the left wing at the moment you got trippier on the left bellingham's gone to left back foden's now gone to 10 Southgate ain't never that guy like that's really difficult to do that and when do you do it when do you know in what game to do it like that's the that's pep like only there's not many managers that can say right foden you're going to go to 10 Bellingham you're going to go left wing trip you're going to push on on it's just guess work Southgate can't coach a team to do that and it's not sustainable like so bellingham's on the left wing at the moment uh Park gamer makes a great point you have to remember we're missing Phillips look at Harry Kane again look how deep he is [ __ ] rubbish rubbish I tell you sh mate the last time I saw this much [ __ ] on a on grass was when the cows were in getting on love from Vietnam says Rick thank you very much step Rossy says the frustrating thing is that England win the media will applaud Southgate for his tactical BR no Stephen unless we go and win this game four or 5 nil in half an hour no one's no one's blind to this and remember Slovenia only need a point so they're just going to keep dropping now um no halftime change equals weak yes half change Jack says equals desperate yeah well he can't win you make a great Point Jack he can't win his tactics have been so bad in the for first 45 minutes it whatever whatever he does he's he's screwed isn't he because that's the sort of CB is buil you know he's right to make the change but it's not still not the right change for me he's to me it feels like he only wants to make one change and that's the Trent position everything else he won't change it will he he's not going to change Kane he wants to keep foding on the left and everybody knows the balance of the team is off uh I don't think a team with Kane I like this comment from Pepe he says I don't think a team with foden and Kane will ever work especially if it's played with some kind of double pivot I agree Southgate better than Watergate says frag Gareth is a is better than a posh foreign manager despite his flaws you got to back him breits about not Outsourcing even for better products Ru brania says Tai and is it just me or has froden been really greedy with silly shots that he never does with City I think it's frustration mini I think the you know what I think you're right I think Kane's done it I think foden's done it and I think you're AB absolutely right with your observation I think Bellingham would do it if he got enough of the bloody ball he can't get the ball I think players are being more selfish trying to make things happen because they know they need a Bloody goal they're not comfortable they're not relaxed they're not confident they don't trust each other so they're trying to do things that they're trying to do that moment that they know they bloody need Mayu has already been better than Trent and Gallagher says Ethan but I think he's the one who's I think I think he's most suitable for that role but slovenia's setup's been good all I would say is if we can score one Slovenia have to attack but slovenia's um have been well organized they've not done anything on the attack in this second half Serbia a gold dis allowed uh if you're watching thanks for the follows on Tik Tok absolute Legends a lot of people saying get Palmer and Watkins on uh um we're only 50 subscribers away from 184,000 by the way so please do subscribe bottom right hand corner on the road to 1.2 million remember no matter what happens remember England will qualify which is a nice thought because I tell you what if I didn't know that before the game I would be bricking it but it's true it's factual if England England have qualified even if they lose 20 n which won't happen but we do qualify no matter what we shouldn't be saying in this group after three right I need to get this um I need to get the stats Carousel going around England with the free kick oh that's got to be a goal oh good defending by Slovenia but saaka keeps it on back Post Corner uh don't forget as well we're sponsored by manscaped trim the grass to make the yard look bigger code is footy 20% off free worldwide shipping the lawnmower it's amazing free delivery anywhere in the world plus 20% off with the code footy brilliant products by manscaped check them all out in the link in the description or scan the QR code uh foden with the corner look England have had a lot more of the ball in this first 10 minutes of the second half you feel a goal could be coming oh guy and he's given a foul I think sacka has gone for the overhead and has caught the player in the head was a high foot but hopefully he's all right yeah it's caught him right in the face uh movie Jude wide instead of just bringing on a natural Winger is unbelievable foden in the center Jude beside rice Gordon wide stop over complicating says Brian it's never been home and it never will says Mar well it did in ' 66 uh Pascal says as a Greek guy we played better in 2004 then England now Jokes Aside it's disgraceful to play as bad with such an amazing Squad you're you've nailed it Pascal um they may like Southgate but they don't respect him foden would never try some of these shots under peps as are in great Point again again uh where's Maguire we we look we have missed Maguire in games like this because some of the set pieces we've had he would actually get his head on it do you think he could be changing the Trenton Gallagher to position to prove his points about missing Phillips says Blues enthusi but you know you know you know the Calvin Phillips thing I've not met anybody or listened to anybody who has made any sense of that at all I've never heard anybody since he say it even will who loves Southgate has said look I can't defend that because Kelvin Phillips you can't miss Calvin Phillips when he hasn't played well for two years and the World Cup was 18 months ago like we didn't have him in the World Cup when we got to the quarterfinal so it was just completely doesn't make sense Calvin Phillips has been crap for two years and the World Cup was 18 months ago so we we don't miss Calvin Phillips he could have said we missed Jordan enderson England are going to score we're going to score we we've had 15 minutes of the baller Slovenia remember a draw for them will'll get them through so I I just think they might be sitting back a bit here now Southgate needs manscape to trim his bushy albrow so he can see this crap football says Brian England players are great at their own clubs is because they' be better players around them but when they play together it's totally different um says Ian stones and and wouldn't do that at city it's slow sluggish giving the ball away I feel there's an England goal coming here you know I'm rarely wrong I said Austria would be dark horses of the tournament and I just feel England have been so much better in the second half and Slovenia just can't get the ball are England playing you serious because they know they're through or you believe this is their playing style M it's not about being through we we need to win the group Mark goldbridge says that Southgate would definitely buy an audio book to read it and uh KL Walker's quick and it's a goal kick uh Southgate should try manscapes make England bigger and better not hiding in the bushes says howder good this England team reminds me of 2010 and 16 it lacks in identity says Aaron any Premier League managers you wouldn't take over Southgate says dan Wilder but he's not a premier league manager anymore England top group then if CH oh here we go HJ this could be interesting England top the group then if Croatia qualify England versus 3E if hungara if Hungary Slovenia qualifying Croatia out England versus Netherland both Croatia and Slovenia out England versus 3F both hung Hungary and Croatia out Slovenia in England well okay I don't know hey we've got a win we've got a win to get top of the group anyway haven't we is Wilder better than Southgate saaka Kane and Jude don't work use Palmer Watkins and Gordon uh get Flash Gordon on now says nag I just don't understand why Gordon hasn't been used yet I really don't that's how the group looks at the moment because Slovenia and Denmark are both uh drawing sorry Denmark are drawing against s Serbia not that you know we're used to watching every game but I've got absolutely no interest in Denmark Serbia at the moment because it's all about this game but uh if I told you Denmark have had 61% possession seven shots to Serbia's one two shots on target to Serbia's nil Serbia aren't doing anything Wingers get the ball 40 meters from goal clearly there's no instruction players just go by their guts it's so clear to see says shahin it's called Vibe football shahin that's what it's called hello my friend from Arkansas says Travis Allan on Tik Tok says we've not seen any overlap yet even praten said the Calin Phillips thing was stupid when Andy Goldstein has a stronger football arum in than England manager you know you're in trouble says mark because yeah uh Slovenia started playing soccer yesterday and England can't score says Mar Manning thanks for the follow on Tik Tok only 10 subscribers away from 185,000 on YouTube please subscribe bottom right hand corner solo thanks for the follow Ethan thanks for the follow Sammy as well fantasy as well Osman your Legends thank you very much I tell you who's not Legends this bloody England team so far I mean God we're into game three we haven't had we haven't had anything in three games to you know get excited about it's unbelievable really I'm shocked I I genuinely felt that this would be a if anything it would be an over the over top over the top let's start let's start playing Bal and Skinner [ __ ] like you know as I said before the game this group you're not you've not got Man City in the group in footballing terms the man city of International Football would be teams like France you know teams like Spain our group in a premier league sense I'd say Denmark are probably Aston Villa on a good day I'd say Serbia are probably brenford and IIA would be Sheffield United and we're struggling I don't know what that makes England by the way I mean I think England should be like Liverpool but uh definitely not and that that's the that's the important thing to remember we've been bloody awful in this tournament and we're not playing good teams What would happen what would have happened to England if we'd have been in group D against France Austria and the Netherlands oh my God this group was a good group a very good group it's my fault Charlie says it's Mark's fault would you take Gary neille as manager over South Quake I mean Brian I would whether it'd be an improvement or not I don't know England will get torn apart by Germany says well that's the problem we're creating nothing and Slovenia are doing nothing Slovenia that's like sylvanian families we may as well be playing sylvanian families if if you don't what sylvanian families are that they're this stupid little plastic animal things that that that don't move unless you move them England wouldn't beat them Slovenia or Slovenian families are still be bloody nil nil because the problem we've got when we play somebody good is we don't create chances and we're playing a team that doesn't create chances like Serbia didn't create anything Slovenia have not created anything but we can't [ __ ] score so when we play when we play somebody that can actually create chances we're we're going to be in trouble you can't play like this I mean I look I still think we'll win the game I still think we'll top the group but you can't play like this because when you come up against somebody good you're just going to hope that we react their confidence is going to be on the floor tonight even if they win Southgate needs to go Mexico says L dog qualified chance for something new we can't do it says Addy Emma says stop playing blaming the players I don't blame the players I think the players are playing within themselves trying to do things that they don't really understand it's got to be he's got to be taking Kane off soon he's got to be thinking about it would you take Roy Keane as manager oh he's better than Southgate I'm not saying Roy Keane's a good manager but he's better than Southgate I mean Bellingham is basically left wing oh [ __ ] he's got well he's going to get booked here guy it can't be a red because Jon Stones is next to him but he's pulled him down and you know what I think gui's pulled off a very clever foul here because if he doesn't pull him off I think Stones is tracking the Run of cesco to be fair fun fact about Slovenia since you love polar bears so much Slovenia has one of the largest brown bear populations in Europe says howder does Southgate know you're allowed to make Subs says Zack uh Mark your best signing has been will he literally compliments you very well on the podcast he fits like a glove on the podcast top lad lovely that mat mesh but mes I know you will in the pub with a fake name but thanks anyway Southgate uses sylvanian family figures in his tactical planning in the dressing room says Brian right surely he's got to be making a sub here Jimmy says I'm Irish and I expected a lot better do you think USA could win the cop America says Dan um I don't know no Dan you tell me um it's the pink boots Mark says Cory well Slovenia I think this is first attack in 25 minutes who do you think wins in a fight a lion or a bear says Aurora oh we don't need to do any of that mate I'm not that bored right slovenia's free kick they'll they'll whip across in here but they haven't got anybody you can get on the end of it so it goes out for a goal kick you can play like this if you qualify Southgate says Kenneth Palmer's coming on for saaka again it's imbalan though it's completely imbalanced so saaka is the only right winger we've got we put Palmer on the right wing Chelsea fans how often do you get Cole Palmer playing on the right wing hugging the te touch line it's just just throw people on isn't it throw people on and hope it works he's basically throwing mud at the wall and hoping it sticks every time I've seen Cole Palmer he's got to be tuen inside so you've now got foden Palmer Bellingham all he want to play Central and one natural right back and one one natural fullback in Kyle Walker needs to get Watkins on and stretch it Donnie says Mark you're like a petulant child throwing your toys out the I know I know I'm very spoiled it's it's been I don't know what I'm moaning about SES would do a better job than this squad says par Sol hore's manager would do better than Southgate he actually tries to play football uh is playing left back but we have two of the best overlapping fullbacks in the Premier League and Southgate has probably told them not to do any overlapping it's Madness says Minnie 20 minutes to go we need a goal need a goal I don't feel I don't feel like we've got Mayu on the ball enough either oh Kane's in bit of look oh he's it's a foul he'll get booked for that it's a bit like the guy one actually very like the guy one he's got in behind Kane and and to be fair I think the I think the defender's done what what gue did there he's it's clever take the Y card take one for the team it's frustrating but we've just done it at the other end right we've got to get this cross in don't shoot on this one whatever you do do not shoot you got to hold and give and do it at the right time make sure you subscribe by the way if you're on YouTube thanks for all the follows on Tik Tok England are about to score and win this game one nil and all you haters saying that southgate's crap we'll be top of the group heading into the Knockouts and that's what it's all about yeah hold that you you haters we'll be top of our group heading into the group uh heading into the Knockouts and where will Scotland be and where will Poland be nowhere mikinos on holiday and we'll be heading into the Knockouts with and it's coming home it's coming home here comes the cross it's going to be a goal I can so oh it's not going to be a goal we've they've cleared it but that's it's just a state of execution this goal's coming for England I can feel it in my bones my British Lion loving Bones come on England for Glory and hope and every other modern female name love it we love it ey of the tiger and the lion come on England Southgate kissed the turd and he liked it now he plays football just like it says greens super team ranik says msh England and Brazil great players no chemistry says Jay I'm trying to get us going here problem is 75 minutes even if we score this is [ __ ] you know it's going to be a Moy match reaction nothing can save that now it's like Vader when he when when Luke says if I take your if you take your if I take off your mask you're going to die nothing can change that now nothing can change me doing a [ __ ] match reaction now I just need the title give me a Title Here We Go foden rice wide how close was it I feel for England fans says bog roll I'm Irish three L Bart says three things the three things in life are certain death tactics and Southgate having worse tactics than Tony pis best one I ever heard and I can say it because it's after 9:00 most people go on up porn or pornhub or stuff like that if they want to get excited Gareth Southgate does photoshops of Tony pis on bikini models Tony you look great tell me about your long ball and your long throwings [Music] oh mayu's been better than Trent as an eight says James in another timeline South get gets hired as United coach says 58 go oh God don't do it stop talking about stuff like that I'm you know what I'm even Fed Up of having to react badly to England all I wanted tonight was a night off imagine you know what can we just shed a tear for all the people who are all the people so many people in the pubs tonight I used to be those people you know before I used to do YouTube and stuff every tournament I would be in the pubs Broad Street in Birmingham Nottingham Market Square Dublin I would be in those pubs drinking how [ __ ] have they had it so far at least score a goal for those people all the people here we go Mayu that's a lovely cutback why is nobody intelligent enough to get on the end of it you know what I need I need my magic hat if he's not going to take Kane off if he's not taking Kane off it's time for goldbridge to make a sub here we go it's coming home look like a nons bloody hell you checked that hard drive wouldn't you bloody hell I've got to take that off I can't do that that's terrible well pocket it's not worth it Southgate reads the AUST catalog from the beginning Says dance how the hell has he not brought wat Watkins on it's unbelievable I mean Harry Kane need cole Palmer come on here's Kane on the right hand side it's an interesting cross it's good defending by by Slovenia imagine paying tons of your money for this garbage says Tom England's like a Ferrari but Yan's driving it says Josh how do you think Southgate is man united would man man united manager would have cop mate inos Dan Ashworth like Gareth Southgate I just pray to God they never considered it because that would have been an absolute disaster England with a corner come on England here we go it's up in yeah oh foden no can I just Rec chrisen Group C as group absolute shite it's nil nil Denmark Serbia it's nil nil England let me just read you through group C right Slovenia one Denmark one Denmark uh this is this it listen to this Slovenia W Denmark one Serbia England won Slovenia won Serbia won Denmark won England won England nil Slovenia nil Denmark nil subur Serbia nil absolute crap this group wake me up when this [ __ ] will end didn't Green Day sing that Wake Me Up When September Ends Wake Me Up When England get knocked out [ __ ] hell boring B he's a tractor if you listen to the podcast southgate's a tractor if you know you know he's a tractor and if you don't know what a tractor is full of noise slow bad for the environment and farmers use them lovely play by Palmer see what he wants it Palmer wants to do something inter Manu this is good bellingham's going to lose that oh he's done well come on one moment we've got to get a moment we've got to get a moment there's surely going to be a moment here same old story for the reaction video says per no you've got to get the word England in it and Southgate so I would say Southgate shit's all over England Southgate pulls his pants down and shit's all over England again that's a good title that's trending number one on YouTube if it hasn't they don't like swearing in it if Southgate swap jobs neither team would change says Nats gr group final results in binary code says Mr dark do you agree Mitchell and ranik are better than Ashworth says mites Southgate is so safe he doubles up on condoms says Jaden group of death by boredom says Rob lovely play by Palmer I've got to say Palmer in the last 5 minutes is um looked so good Slovenia have a bit of a break here but I don't think he's going to keep that in Trent's coming on now how is he not took Kane off by the way who's running this team if you had to I'm not reading that hu if uh South City gate was an ice cream flavor it'd be overall te hey I quite like that Alec I like overal team what if england go one behind says T we still qualify we need to be careful though because if Denmark score they'd go above us get Watkins I can't believe he's kept Kane on he ain't fit he's not played well I would give Harry Kane a five out of 10 six being average I'd give him a five and yet he's still on the pitch in the 82nd minute why is Ivan Tony there as well what what is he doing there like why is he there what what's the point um I'm glad in ask get to see the state of Southgate says SK I think this year would have been s sectioned if we'd get gone for him Messiah says how much did South get get paid from Slovenia and Minnie says I genuinely think Gerald from Clarkson's farm would be better than Southgate oh hold on a minute Kane come on that's a good ball foden good block come on England here we go here we go foden get it to Palmer get it to Palmer here we go he's played well he's going to take him on puts a cross in not good enough but uh he'll win that header no he won't Slovenia get rid of it guy does well free kick uh why are the players not stepping up says T-Rex he's took off um he's took off trip here for Trent what why is he taking Gordon as well another one I don't get what what's what's Anthony do Gordon done does he not follow South Gate's son on Instagram or something wouldn't would to give him a game of FIFA dad he don't follow me on Instagram right I'll sort him out I'm the guy I'm the boss it doesn't make any sense to me uh why is he taking Gordon what was the point says off the post Southgate couldn't be more tactically stupid to sleep I think the biggest disgrace here is that um he's not took Kane off now Kane might score and then it's oh wow what a great bit of tactics but like that's not going to work all the time like Slovenia making a couple of Subs here but keeping Kan on this long is a joke T-Rex says why aren't the players stepping up thanks for all the super chats tonight by the way and everyone who's given us a follow on Tik Tok and everyone who's subscribed on YouTube we're closing in on 186,000 please do subscribe bottom right hand corner remember doing every game as a watch Along on that football England will still be in this tournament you know that might be a torment to some um it's a blessing to me and and everybody else's English we don't want to go home but um it's [ __ ] it's really [ __ ] I predict in South Gate's match reaction he's going to say that we miss Bobby Charlton sa Bobby we miss zobby we've never replaced sa Bobby which we haven't but he played in the 60s mate I mean Slovenia ra the scary thing is Slovenia haven't even tried to attack in the second half they've literally parked the bus so it's defense against attack he's got Kyle Walker at left back now I think England will score a late goal Kane late goal who's with me who's with me who's with me and come on the England I'll [ __ ] take you all on Arrow to come on we're having it we're going to score I don't know where Mayu is at the moment right back why is Mayu right back okay I mean bellingham's left wing give him the free kick we can whip across in bellingham's left wing now Madness right this could be it cross comes in Kane gets his head on it or an OG OG has been the uh oh it's a good cross oh you know what what just a deflection there would have been lovely giv the foul given a foul giving a foul oh he's coming on Anthony Gordon's coming on he's alive Gordon's alive for foden so we're putting Bellingham back at 10 now again foden's just another absolute Fall Guy is he feel bad for f foden and he's a man City player I don't normally feel bad for them absolute shite absolute shite I tell you what you know the give about them bravery Awards we should be bloody getting one for watching this [ __ ] I mean if you look Germany the tournament's great speaking to Ben Foster about this the other day the atmosphere the weather the stadia it's amazing but if you're an England fan out there what have you got out of two weeks you've probably spent the best part of 10 grand you've cost half your annual leave for what people don't understand how much this costs for people to go out there and you you you would have seen more entertainment from roadkill it's embarrassing no one ever thinks about that do they you know Harry Kane's there on [ __ ] a million pounds a week or whatever he gets talking about oh Gary don't say R out is what about all these England fans who have traveled there from all over the world to watch that [ __ ] for two weeks no one ever talks about that do they relax Kane does it in the 93rd minute says T-Rex mate I I think you might be right thanks for the follow Mason Tik Tock Legends 40,000 watching on YouTube this is the Ultras thanks everyone for tuning in we had a better game between Austria and the Netherlands to be fair four minutes added on I reckon the ref will end this after two the ref's asking for the white towel let's just throw it in and call it a draw uh nil nil between Denmark and Serbia we've shat out the worst group in the tournament haven't we Southgate so clueless he'd sell his car for gas money says Alec we've create I mean look we've had three shots on target right here we go here we go here we go Cole Palmer straight at the keeper four shots Westside Westside we had four shots you can't even get pissed on four shots that's how bad England had been you would if you were playing a drinking game with England on shots you'd be sober Southgate is slower than a sloth fart says Marco living in Japan and waking up at 4:00 a.m. for most England games haven't stayed awake for a whole game just nap for the last 15 me minutes boring says Smithy Southgate answers knock knock jokes with come in says JJ well you know for me the cold turkey continues I still haven't listened to Three Lions or World in motion or vindaloo or any of the classic England songs I haven't listened to one and I [ __ ] won't until I get a hint that we might do something entertaining I never thought this was going to going to happen tonight come on Cole Slovenia on the attack cut Walker gets tackled by Guy we've got 50 seconds here to Win It Gordon come on mate do something we need you in the bloody team have a shot have a shot over the bar from Trent it's just there's just nothing there is there there's nothing there it really is [ __ ] it there's just no there's no patterns to play at all it's like it's like getting the world's best artists in a room giving them a blank canvas and saying I want you to pick I want you to paint this vase right and they all start doing it in their own way because they've all got their own vision and Gareth Southgate pulls his pants down and just shits on the canvas it's absolute rubbish boo you bloody boring Pratt absolute [ __ ] absolute [ __ ] I'm sorry I just didn't even expect that myself tonight absolute crap rubbish and do we top the group do we top the group Denmark nil nil I think we do top the group still yeah we're still top of the group at the moment unless there's a late goal for Denmark that's absolute [ __ ] it's AB absolute [ __ ] I can't wait to do my match reaction I'm going to I'm just going to end this stream in a minute I'm going to straight into it and I'm going to unload I just don't know what to do with the title you know he he should be sacked for that [ __ ] absolute crap three games in the euros and we've been crap I think this is the worst tournament I've ever watched England play for the players that we've got to be [ __ ] out that it's rubbish absolute [ __ ] I mean I thought we'd beat the Netherlands if we play them they'll beat us they've got they've actually got people who can score goals unbelievable unbelievable anyway I'm going to do the match reaction it'll be up in about 10 minutes you've been Legends tonight thanks thanks everyone for tuning in make sure you smash a like on the video and subscribe I'll speak to you all later take care remember we've got two more watch alongs tomorrow who knows who England get I don't know who we're going to get I really don't know how that's going to work but uh appreciate everyone for tuning in thanks for all the follows on Tik toks you're a legend don't forget to check out manscaped 20% off free worldwide shipping with the code footy I'll get my match reaction up in the next 10 minutes speak to you on a bit take care thanks for watching