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F alley show everyone's got debate on the brain so we decided we should have our very own here on the show and you can decide once and for all who is a more capable host is it Aly over there also known as puggers or is it me uh we will be name calling we will be taking low blows and we wanted to make sure that this was done appropriately so we said who could we get that would actually return our calls and is capable to moderate a debate no finer political analy comedian friend and better host than the great Ben Glee who is with us right now in the k Studios Ben good to see you again good to see you too the last time the last time we chatted with Ben by the way he's got a big comedy show coming up in La which we'll tell you all about and get you tickets to go to it's a taping of a special it's going to be very exciting but the last time I think we tried to have you on our show is you were you were one of the people that were stuck at Burning Man you could not get out of burning man I was in the mud I was I became an art installation and I was not sober enough to handle that shift in reality people kept staring at me I was uh Phoenix stuck in the middle of a no was even Rising and and you got to the point where we couldn't even get you on with us because service was so crazy there that you were going to give us the updates for what was happening as people were trying to escape Burning Man how did you ever get out of there I actually I thought you died there to be honest cuz I had heard from you afterwards for a while and luckily I saw you post a video on Instagram I all good Benjo okay yeah thanks for checking in I appreciate that just waiting for me to post on Instagram uh there's not even supposed to be service there they're barely a servers everybody's trying to have this disconnected week and there's a flood so it's disconnected bohem and hippie week and people are trying to survive now flood and I'm there trying to call krock and bothering everybody that's just trying to survive trying to get by did you decide hey that'll be my last burning man you didn't go back this year did you I did not go back this year but no I love Bernie man I'm going to go back as soon as possible I just have been very focused on my special taping and practicing it all over La so uh I wasn't able to go but it's the best thing in the world uh Ben Glee as you know because you probably recognize the voice of course maybe it's from the podcast last week on Earth there's many appearances on Chelsea Lately or of course Today's show but idiot test many seasons there every day on the show it's like the idiot test uh September 21st in Hollywood is his first special being taped in LA in front of a HomeTown crowd and it's cool that it's at the hotel Cafe yeah it's beauti that's a really cool venue if you would like to go get on the phones at 800520 1067 cuz Ben's nice enough to give you tickets for that uh but in this round why you are a good moderator for our debate on the show is because you you're a moderator on young tur right you're an analyst youve been to quite a few of the conventions before you are quite active I have a lot of Gravitas a lot of people say I'm very serious a lot of people are very impressed with how serious of a person I am and how how great of a newsman I am you wanted to say that right yeah that's what I meant to say you're good news you didn't you host a uh something for MTV Like a Rock the vote for MTV or something too we could agree with that all right sure I made that up but let's go with it a lot so Ben I don't know your rules it's the debate now and the uh people will decide decide which one of us is a more fitting host obviously coming off of the debate that happened earlier this week between Trump and kamla a lot of great takeaway lines from that debate accusations of eating animals and they're eating the dogs it's great I'm going to do my best to be a very serious David Mur type anchor during this debate don't be biased now I would never I would never be biased it's a rigged Affair I would never be biased what are the rules in this debate between Ally and I you've got questions and we will have a limited amount of time to answer them and then you'll shut us off is that what happens that's correct there are a few questions I have you will each have 30 seconds to answer each question and then there will be a rebuttal if you'd like and then the other person can answer the question and you will have a brief amount of time for closing statements okay this is serious now and if you're new to the show you don't know us this will give you an opportunity to get to know us better and this is going to be same rules as the debate so one person's mic will be muted while the other's talking and we don't we don't know what the questions are ahead of time there was a virtual coin flip before the debate began there was yep and Ally won I did the virtual coin flip so she will be getting the first question Ben Glee whenever you're ready the great Ben Glee is here to moderate this debate on the show sounds like it's already rigged because she probably didn't want to go first here we go that's why I faked the coin toss I get that I get so much that's why you look so stunned Ally you're stunned but many listeners are struggling to stay entertained in the morning why are you better suited than your co-host to entertain people wow you're already interrupting me and I haven't even begun we're going to ask you not to laugh possible Klein does not like to let me speak he cuts me off all the time speaking of time if I were the main host I would be showing up on 10 every single day and I 10 when you say Tim or what are you trying to actually say uh I show up on time on time yeah okay I show up on time Wast a lot of your time there with a missp okay I also this man across from me thrives on two things uh Tim is up Tim is up Al Tim is up no hold on we're going to let her we're going to let her finish not interrupt her 30 seconds we're going to let her finish two things complaining and negativity and I will show you a new way beautiful because I okay you're out of time oh now you're out of time Kevin I can do a lot in 30 seconds and have sex with my wife three times but I want to talk more about my background I didn't study Broadway or Opera like Ali did in college study bra sure as much as I could I did Regular things that real guys do I gamble I smoke weed I eat pizza I have credit card debt on multiple credit cards uh Ally studied to be an Entertainer but she knows useless crap like Mana lancha or uh that's not true or whatever I've never been in that play there's no part for me well the point is this she is currently right now chasing a dream that was shattered for her years ago when she didn't get cast as Peter Pan and some School play and we're all a part of her Miser Journey for stardom thank you again complaining and negativity those are the platforms that Klein runs on real Attack he also then right there admitted to several crimes you're under investigation for several crimes the weed why would you want your main entertainer to be a pervert who self-pleasure himself in his own kid's Nursery before his child was born okay that it's unnecessary detail and also self-pleasuring oneself is the best way to self-pleasure thank you moderator look AB am the number one most searched porn term of all time every year running and that is lesbians and I am a fun lesbian I'm also funny and I have no shame in Rocking full-bed underwear I rest my kids I like the confidence that you believe all lesbian porn searches are you are related to you in some way that's very very confident like you like that in a leader you do like that in a host and a leader our second question and we'll go to Kevin first this time how important is follow through when it comes to promises you make on the show and what are some things you have follow threw on recently all right let's go as recent as two days ago answer the question when I got third degree burns on my feet because I had to go stand on burning hot Turf in a backyard to satisfy a bet that we did on the show two years ago I have burns on my feet because I stood on hot Turf I follow through on all things once I remember that I said I would do them and uh I I pay the price my mar bold to plug your only fans marries marriage is in shambles my kids probably have lost respect for me all because of stuff I do for the show I run audio hidden microphones on my wife my kids no one trusts me in my own personal life now all for the benefit of this show and your entertainment rest my case very very thorough answer I will grant you that and your I don't know that we can trust you but we do know you have follow through that's a fair answer Ally Ben I think you knew you'd hear lies today and you heard one just now with kly he did not really follow through at all on the hot Turf thing he said he was going to stand on hot Turf for 10 seconds he not only took months to do that he also filmed a quote video but his phone turned off in the middle of it because it overheated and oh I couldn't do it and oh I need help he had to have several team members go to his house and film it for him because he's so he's apparently unable to do it Turf because these attacks are very aggressive look if I make a promise I keep it I promis that I would sing the national anthem as many places as I could and I did I sang it at four-year-old birthday parties I sang it at a dog park I sang at Aftershock on stage have you ever sang it while searching lesbian porn I will and because I said I will I will follow through de promise it sounds like it could be an empty promise any rebuttal kle uh yeah everything she said is garbage once again this is back to her giant uh her whole mission is Chase dreams Broken Dreams her whole bam Mission her whole baham mission is all about say it like that we're going on to our next question her broken this is not time for personal attacks please please have a little bit of respect in what ways this question goes to Ali in what ways do you show respect to your co-host in the workplace well like I said earlier Ben I show up on time I show up early I make sure that all of the segments that I have to prepare for the show are completely done I will even tell Klein where his papers are because he has usually lost them within 30 seconds of receiving them I will give him any information that he is asking for because he didn't take the time to find it himself and I am very respectful with the lunches that I bring time she stinks food stinks she stinks and I also shower even though everyone says I don't wow that's I like that you share your own negative stereotype and then share the fact about it it's not true do you want someone uh who people call behind her back Ali Tois do you want that to be uh someone did you know that Aly people call you that no you're making that up he's lying I'm not lying at tiny Aly you four second sad Aly are you going to use attacks are you going to answer the question yourself what ways do you respect so there's no respect for your co-host is that what you're saying you're literally disrespecting me in your answer you're going to shift to respect after four insults row how often do I compliment your breasts daily yeah but you look at me and make me uncomfortable and you keep drooling it's gross all right thank you I didn't know there were lifelines during the debate that is I my right there so is betting the rules very impressive all right there's three rounds closing arguments closing arguments and then you will decide who is the more worthy host of this show you've heard a lot of attacks will there have been a lot of attacks a lot of spous allegations we are now going going to closing statements Kevin you Chili Peppers first Chili Peppers first then closing statements here K and closing or just the we'll do the closing arguments I mean I guess yeah let's do last question I guess it's a debate right now maybe the biggest debate of the week Ally versus me important questions about the future as to uh who could be or should be the most important host of the show and the text line has been overwhelming with response Ben GLE is in our studio not only to promote his big taping of a special happening in Hollywood on September 21st at the uh Hotel Cafe 7:00 p.m. and 9:00 p.m. shows 7 and 10 y 7 and 10 show sorry about that it's called endings and that is why maybe I shouldn't be the host I don't even read the plugs properly so that was a point in alli's column you also don't get the names of most of the callers correct yeah right there's that I'm going to give away by the way two more tickets to whoever calls first all right you want to go uh you can know your name but someone will write it down Vanessa write the names down 800520 1067 go see some Live Comedy it's report Ben Glee who by the way at one point was a presidential candidate I forgot about that you you r on krock a while back when you were announcing your candidacy for president I was and you made it a few rounds a lot longer than I thought you would have made it but uh I beat Kamala in certain counties in in in New Hampshire that is true I beat her in a couple of counties actually both of our campaigns had ended but I beat her in a couple of counties not too late to jump in the race now it is too late it is very much too late I want to make it clear when Ben says he beat her he means physically right that's not what I mean that's just that's what Ben said record we didn't do it Joe all right let's get to let's get to the final question of the debate and then a closing arguments and then of course you will decide and what is this really for it's just us killing time until the next tell you I don't know just brought that up out of nowhere and it wasn't out of nowhere it was it was out of nowhere Vanessa Vanessa would you participate in a segment called Vanessa vers gravity uh around a whole body that's why it's a good segment Alli 30 seconds also I thought Kevin was straight and he wants to do a raw men Challenge and it's not a raw men challenge it's rwen it's Ramen he said it question what actual plans for the year ahead just wanted to start off by saying it's obvious that Klein doesn't respect his co-workers because a lot of the things that he pitched are things that are very dangerous for his co-workers and even if they don't agree to them he wants to do them anyway uh things that I would do on the show I would go all in on Vanessa I would let her control most of the show I would let her take over a lot because I feel like she is uh gold every time she cracks the mic I actually want to do more events with listeners Ben and I have some plans for that on how to actually connect with people a drink and Dink event which is a pickle ball and alcohol mix event which I think would be really fun and I want to do an event with the animatronic band at the last standing Chuck-E-Cheese here uh locally so that would be fun I also want to do more man on the street stuff including interventions with strangers and time is up thank you so much okay and uh listen this was neck and neck you guys both presented amazing Visions for not only the future of the Klein alley show but also for America as a whole the winner however there has to be one is Vanessa she won godamn it unbelievable but stupid rollerblade stor win the crow over every time she's great all right no no need for closing arguments Vanessa congratulations you've won the debate we're going to Clos the no we don't have time neither of us are fit for it Ben G that means K doesn't prepare for it I have a lot of we don't have time Al you go first I have a lot of throwing everybody under the bus I have a listen I have a lot of thighs about closing arguments but we will come back in a second with your add news your green day tickets uh and Ben Glee will stick around for your add news which we'll get to next the debate let us know on the text line just like it's Petty claims court who won who lost Ally you're reading the responses go ahead 626 all the segments that Klein pitched are visual projects with this is Radio we can't see any of the things that you're talking you put a microphone on Vanessa you put a roller blades on her you put her on a big hill like run that's just somebody getting injured no it's not you hear her go Omar that would crush that segment right Vanessa on roller blades going down a big hill come on he's out on this whole segment Omar Omar all right we'll get to your news right now on krock ADD news then we get some tickets for you to go see Green Day two shows Sofi Stadium on Saturday and then a secret krock show with the great Green Day uh Ben Glee is hanging out in the studio right right now be filming his first comedy special in Los Angeles he's got other specials but the first one he's done right here in La September 21st Hollywood at hotel Cafe 7 and9 get there and be a part of a big comedy special he's been nice enough to give away some tickets already this morning now let's get to your news and here she is grab your at or all it's time for add news news you need maybe all right A lot of people who idolize Dave Gro have been having big feelings this week he came out and said that I had a baby outside my marriage trying to earn my family's trust back there's a lot of questions about whether or not this was an affair whether it was a one night stand whether it's happened before and one of his exes is speaking out about when she dated him in the 9s for 2 years and she says he was unfaithful then too this is a line from her book that came out back in 2003 she said I don't know anyone in this how anyone in this profession can have a normal relationship with a girlfriend or two as it turned out I found out secondhand through the grap vine when it seemed like everyone else in the world knew about it but me so it's rough obviously that there's a history there but she also does acknowledge in the book like when you're a rock star I don't know how anybody can have a normal relationship it's not a normal life so how can you have a normal relationship not that that makes it okay what he did but I mean I'm a comedian and it's similar we travel and we're not with our families and you can have a normal relationship you just don't have to cheat on people but also I just find it more fascinating that just because you dated Dave Grill you can write a book I know it's crazy well she also I think is a snowboarder oh got that going I think she has like a separate career I do love to read from a from snow athletes that's really the best Ben G saying off the air that he one time what you danced with Dave gr's wife I did I did that's good you should get that story out there right now I should write a book about it write a book should but it was In fairness it was it was like a batch party or something it was very platonic dancing and we actually called and left Dave gr a message and I told him how much I admired his music so you were at a bachette party they were at one of my comedy shows and they literally invited me into their like limo bus when the show ended to go dance at some club in Hollywood and I save it for the book save it for the book and then whatever happened at the end of that night uh you'll have to read about it in my night with Mrs Gro the untold story Scandal that's a great just a huge announcement right now breaking krock all right sequels to cult classic films usually always make money but whether or not they're good it's kind of a tossup the Happy Gilmore sequel is moving along they confirm that now Bad Bunny is joining the cast which makes me feel like the movie is going to be really weird we've got Travis Kelce and Bad Bunny and I feel like it's just going to be a cameo Fest but whatever now another movie has announced that they are moving forward with a sequel after 40 years Shan Aston khoy Khan Quan Josh Brolin Jeff Cohen and the rest of the gang will soon reprise their roles for a goon sequel that is unbelievable as as adults now still looking for that dumb treasure Cory Feldman Cory Feldman fresh off of his olymp biscuit loserville tour is the hot is the hot redhead that accidentally kisses the younger kid who everybody had a crush on had a huge crush on her growing up she coming back I didn't I didn't get her name I don't know her name I don't really know she have a name uh I don't think so she was not chunk I know that much not chunk no chunk was my first entertainment lawyer he became an entertainment lawyer Jeff Cohen but I mean the whole the whole charm of that movie is that they're all kids so if they're all adults isn't it just weird it's not going to be Charming no but you know you know what happens just I haven't even seen this yet but I bet you the story is they all now are adults and they have kids and their kids are going to go on another adventure yeah but how often can you recreate the perfect group of kids that they waited they waited 40 years I think there'll be enough Nostalgia people will say like oh Goonies that that was such a great I remember that movie as a kid so I will go check it out all those things that's what like Fuller house did all those shows just do it they say it's because they've wanted to do it this whole time or because they're like hey it's been 30 or 40 years why don't I get a nice big paycheck before I just that's probably the main reason also sloth's daughter in the remake is going to be Honey Boo Boo oh that's great I'd love to see that that would be a great great top um I wanted to share a positive story about the many fires that are currently burning in Southern California um because unfortunately a lot of people have lost their homes and they're trying to get it under control today now that the weather's not as hot but Mountain High Resort who we were actually there earlier this year and had a great time and it was at huge risk for burning down and a lot of damage is they expected a lot of damage but before the employees left the Mountain High Resort they turned on those snow cannons it was just water it wasn't snow but the firefighter said that because those were on it it uh got the ground wet enough so that the fire couldn't spread there and pretty much saved the whole Resort so there's minimal damage because of that do you think they did that on purpose or do you think they were just stoned uh stoned let's get out of here someone like left it on they do it all the time it just happened this time they're like you're Heroes Mountain High high in the mountains don't right this is also why I always leave my snow cone machine on whenever I leave the house you have to you don't want a fire you don't want a random Fire to break out you can't spray a little banana syrup on there you're good we got uh Ben Glee and his big comedy show thank you for stopping by the moderator go ben.com if you want to buy tickets if you didn't win any get your tickets there this is uh Ben Glee's ex dancing partners future ex-wife I believe just wait for the book please wait for the book