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no my lips aren't this big it's just makeup prove it now or else I can't so big was that concealer I saw in your hand earlier use this makeup wipe and prove there's no makeup on your lips show me now you're good to go you didn't even need concealer your lips are extremely thin thank you I think the beauty cander changed again there lots of freckles Timmy are you okay why are you hiding in a corner shh I don't want them to find me I don't have freckles don't worry Timmy I can help you get freckles oh look little Timmy doesn't fit the beauty standard BR this is all your huh class I think you all know what you need to do this is the most painless option you have Britney where's your mouth you actually got rid of [Music] it the beauty standard changed again being young what's going to happen to all the old people our teachers our parents our grandparents I need to call my mom mom whatever you do don't go out you need to stay in the house and hide okay until the beauty standard changes okay sweetie I love you I love you looks like I found an oldie I'm not old I'm 17 that's what they all say here my ID oh wow you look at least 24 get to class Britney m- Mrs Smith you need to hide did you not see the beauty Cinder changed oh no I didn't even notice no eyes here Brianna they should help you with that what do you want me to do with this you know exactly what you have to do to fit the beauty standard after you all right I'll go first but if you don't do it I'll call the beauty police you wouldn't Beauty I can't see where I'm going Britney what happened to your [Music] eyes do you think that anyone actually finds these things beautiful or are all these beauty standards just for control oh thank goodness oh oh no come on Mom pick up pick up Mom I'm calling because this might be the last time you'll ever hear from me I'm dressed up as an elderly woman right now but I might get caught I just want you to know that I love you so so so much B of you to assume that your mom will ever get your message these beauty standards are getting insane I know they are because I'm the one creating them what do you know how many people are gone because of you how many people you hurt and what about me what about the people who hurt me sorry do you want to know why I created these Beauty Sanders it was all for a little girl who never fit them my skin wasn't clear enough my eyes couldn't see well enough my lips weren't big enough and my hair wasn't shiny enough and because of that I was made fun of she has no lips how will she get a kiss kiss no kiss for her hi sorry this table's only for girls who meet the beauty standard no nerds I'm not a nerd just because I wear glasses too bad you're still not pretty enough to sit with us when I got older I started working for the government they were looking for new ways for population control so I suggested that everyone must always fit the current Beauty standard or else and because the beauty standard is always changing no one can ever fit it and Beauty becomes meaningless someone here looks very young it's that young lady right there Hey Brianna want to be my girlfriend and if our relationship doesn't expire that means we're soulmates okay sure to me oh man our relationship will only last 30 seconds I guess we're not soulmates I've never had a boyfriend before no way me too you're my first girlfriend all right it's time I'm breaking up with you okay bye Timmy thanks for being my boyfriend hey Timmy wait what would have happened if we didn't break up before the timer ran out then we would both expire expire from Earth hey Bri an want to be my girlfriend wow two boyfriends in one day sure Jake I'd love to be your girlfriend darn we're not soulmates Jake man all right meet me here in 19 minutes to break up and don't be late okay I'll see you then bye boyfriend Brianna what's the answer to question three oh no I need to go to the bathroom no you cannot just leave the classroom during a lesson I need to go to the bathroom no you cannot just leave the classroom during a lesson fine then I'm going to go right here right where on the floor that's disgusting get out of my classroom oh no where's Jake there you are I'm breaking up with you thank goodness that's over thank goodness that's over yeah you were a terrible girlfriend how was I a terrible girlfriend we did it for like 20 minutes you never called me you never texted me you never asked about my day or asked about my feelings well pardon me prin princess I deserve princess treatment James how's my bestie great I just got in a relationship really for how long 60 years James you need to break up with her she's not even your soulmate you know I can't do that we're only allowed to break up seconds before the relationship is expiring so that means I could also be stuck in a relationship with someone who's not even my soulmate soul mates are hard to find not everyone gets to spend their life with their soulmate this is real life it's not some fairy tale no I'm going going to spend the rest of my life with my soulmate just you watch and see all right I hope you provve me wrong Brianna be my girlfriend sorry Eugene but I don't want to be in any meaningless relationship I only want to be in a relationship with someone who's my soulmate so how do you know I'm not your soulmate you'll never truly know unless you agree to be my girlfriend that's true okay Eugene I'll be your girlfriend oh no this is going to be the worst two hours of my life don't you mean the best two hours of your life Eugene what is those noises you're making sorry I have a lot of FL hey excuse me I I was just going to ask you where the washroom is here I'll help you pick that up sorry I didn't mean to scare you here's your book thanks I'm Kevin what's your name Brianna this might sound a little crazy but will you be my girlfriend can you ask me again in 2 hours will you be my girlfriend can you ask me again in 2 hours why should I ask you again in 2 hours I'm kind of dating someone right now but don't worry I don't even like them that sounds really bad look the thing is I'm trying to find my soulmates so I'm trying to dat as many people as possible and it's okay I totally get it everyone's trying to find their soulmate I'll see you in 2 hours Brianna okay I'll see you in 2 hours then bye Kevin see you soon M sandwich no please don't eat me oh no it's time why' you throw your lunch on the floor I have to go break up with Eugene Eugene Eugene Eugene where is that nerd I can just break up with him over Tex we are breaking up goodbye loser I can't believe you broke up with me over Tex Eugene if we didn't break up before the timer right out and our relationship expired we would both expire you didn't have to be so harsh Kevin I'm single now well then I guess it's time to ask you will you be my girlfriend I I do huh I mean I'll be your girlfriend [Music] Kevin 65 years years mine says our relationship has no expiration date we're soulmates no Kevin I'm not your soulmate it says our expiration date is in 65 years how is that possible does that mean you're my soulmate but I'm not yours well at least I get to spend 65 years with you James Brianna what's up I'm in a relationship now for how long 65 years wow that's a long time it's weird though he doesn't have an expiration date but I do that is really weird I guess that you're his soulmate but he's not your soulmate that's too bad yeah James you were right that soulmate stuff only happens in fairy tales Brianna I but James it's going to be fun we're going to get to go to each other's weddings just like we always said we would you know I used to think the wedding we'd be attending would be our wedding I'm just kidding James if anyone objects to the marriage of James and CLA speak now or forever hold your peace if anyone objects to the marriage of James and CLA speak now or forever hold your peace babe is everything okay yeah Kevin I'm okay our relationship's about about to expire Kevin and I'm about to expire as well thank you for spending these 65 years with me I wouldn't have wanted to spend these 65 years with anyone else but now I must say goodbye to you and our relationship thank you for everything you've given me our relationship May expire but my love for you will never I love you I love you Kevin hi Brianna James I heard that you're very sick and might not have much time left CLA and I had a great life together but unfortunately our Rel relationship expired and we had to go our separate ways Kevin passed away seconds after our relationship expired I love you I'd be a fool if I didn't finally ask you will you be my girlfriend okay James I will you're my soulmate James and you're my soulmate good morning Mom good morning are you off to school now yes I am I'm at 4.8 stars now I'm hoping to hit five by the the end of the week so that I can be the top tier of society that's great sweetie make sure you smile lots and be kind and cordial to everyone because if you aren't Pleasant to everyone they may rate you low and if your star rating goes down to a two you'll be banished from society and from Earth got it of course mom I got it good morning Britney I love your top it is so cute thank you you look so gorgeous today 3.8 thank you br thanks for the croissant no problem Mr Stevens anything for my favorite teacher watch where you're going it's okay accidents happen Sophie you look so gorgeous today I don't think I want to talk to you after seeing that video what video I am so so sorry for what I have done when I was walking in the hallway today I accidentally bumped into someone and said some terrible terrible things to them and for that I'm so sorry now the rest of my apology will be performed in song forgive me you're so brave thank you so much thank you I saw your apology video the way you took accountability is amazing it was nothing you know I definitely believe in taking accountability for the wronging I've done I think it was disingenuous what the song at the end made it seem so unserious I promise you guys that apology video was genuine it was genuine it didn't seem very genuine plus before she made that video she yelled at me I didn't yell at you Sophie you're a liar I got that on video just wait until everyone sees that video I can't believe Brianna yelled at Sophie you're cooked Brianna everyone just get out of my way Hey Brianna remember me Jimmy of course I remember you we used to be best friends and do you remember why we're not best friends anymore because my rating went down to a three and you didn't want me make you look bad that's because you're a three and I'm a four I can't be see with someone like you looks like you're even lower than me now but your rating doesn't make you any less than anyone else you're wrong Timmy the rating system is everything just you wait and see I'm going to hit five stars by the end of the week Brianna you're about to be banished from society you don't know what you're talking about Timmy I hope you reach your goal everyone right her go ahead rate me low I don't care anymore I'm going to be banished anyways I'm almost out of two but you know what I hope I'm banished from society because I don't want to be a part of a society where I always have to pretend wow [Music] amazing here you go some flowers for you why did I do it scrap of me in the background Timmy let's play mother may I play with Timmy you may yay okay let's throw our stuffed animals at each other Timmy you need to ask mother may I why do I need to ask too she already said you could play with me you still need to ask no I don't Timmy Timmy you did in fact need to ask mother may I mother may I say Timmy no you may give mother may I go to school you may but you must get there within 5 [Music] minutes mother may I go to class you may not you may stand there babe let's walk to class together I can't mother won't let me why not she's such a sh you may not talk badly about mother I'm a POV actor mommy look look what I can [Music] do mommy look what I can do I'm a POV actor come on Jimmy come on Jimmy I'm a POV actor givey I'm a POV actor are you recording me Jennifer are you recording me Jennifer are you ready for bed sweetie yeah Mom I'm ready for population control today's the first day that dreams can put you in an eternal sleep from the time you fall asleep you will have 8 hours to escape your dream and this will happen every single night from now on that doesn't sound too bad now remember sweetie the reason why dreams are so difficult to escape is because you won't even know that you're dreaming it's just a dream it's just a dream it's just a dream what's this music where are your pets oh no I must have forgot them and where's your school bag I must have forgot that too if you don't have it you'll fail elementary school elementary school but I already graduated Elementary School hurry up you'll be late for yapping class yapping class this is a dream wake up wake up that was easy hey Mom you escaped your dream already too dream oh would you help I'm trying to fry this pan in the oven why would you cook a frying pan in the oven oh no the whole house is burning [Music] down hurry up go get the fire extinguisher on the roof why would the fire extinguisher be on the roof wait am I still dreaming is this a dream dream what are you talking about you're awake what's your middle name my name is mom what day of the week is it today's day it's today this is still a dream if it was a dream could I do this am I awake now or am I still dreaming oh no I think this is still a dream maybe if I go to sleep in my dream I'll wake up in real life is everything all right yeah I just I had a dream that I was falling Jake what are you doing in my house I've come to profess my love for you I love you Bri a stay back Jake is my man what the FL what's happening Jake Jake you're melting I love your mom more than you oh no I'm melting too you're the disappointment of the family oh no oh no am I melting too wait this is a dream the reason why dreams are so difficult to escape is because you won't even know that you're dreaming Consciousness maybe if I'm conscious of everything around me the objects in the room the room itself my senses and my body I have 12 fingers when I make a fist I don't feel anything who who am I finally awake morning you're finally up Mom we did it we both escaped our dream what are you talking about for population control every night we must escape our Dream before the timer runs out or else we will be put in an eternal sleep why would we need to escape our Dream for population control it sounds like you had a really bad nightmare last night sweetie it was all a dream sweetie there's a new trend tend wearing weaves in your hair yes you have to put leaves in your hair right away whenever there's a new trend you must follow the trend or else you die okay mommy I'll go weav in my hair right now Mommy I don't want to wear this that looks so silly I know it looks silly but you have to do it you must follow every single Trend in order to fit in with Society okay Sophie what the flip is this it's the new dance Trend hurry Sophie show me the dance a new trend already Trends come and go really fast bye Sophie I got to go [Music] me you sound horrible why aren't you singing because I don't want to follow this trend sweetie how much does your tag say 0 oh no honey you're worthless you must hide it everyone will judge you based on how much you're worth job interviews applying to college making friends or getting a boyfriend they'll all look at your price tag Mommy I don't think that's true just because my tag say zero doesn't mean people won't want to be my friend okay go and see for yourself hey guys let's all play princesses together oh my gosh you're worth $0 I'm worth a million I'm worth a billion you can't play with us we don't want to be seen playing with anyone who's worthless you're so mean Hey Brianna Timmy D's having a party letter tonight he wanted to know if you'd come yes I would love to that sounds like so much fun sweet but I just need to take a picture of your price tag real quick all the guests have to be worth at least 10,000 I can't show you Timmy why not why do you even hide it anyways you're my best friend you wouldn't tell anyone right no of course not okay you're worthless you're worthless I can't believe you're sh don't worry I won't tell anyone hey Bri what's good hi Jake hey Jak you're coming to my party tonight right of course I wouldn't miss it for the world great I can't wait to see you there wow Jake your muscles look really big today mine are way better want to feel yeah I would love no way Timmy just sent me a picture of your tag it says 0 you're worthless get away from me Brianna I can't believe I was talking to someone who's worthless Brianna's worthless thanks for the heads up Timmy Timmy I wouldn't hang around her if I were you she's worthless Timmy why would you do that you're my best friend I thought I could trust you Bri let me explain it's because I'm in love with you what do you have any idea how it made me feel seeing you flirt with Jake all the time I'm sorry I showed the whole school your secret but now the only person that wants you is me it doesn't matter how worthless I am Timmy I still would never date you you're going to wish you had dated me because no one wants to be seen with someone who's worthless like you ew the worthless girls in our classroom ew get her out of here I'm worth a million dollars but I can feel my wor decreasing with her just sitting there why is everyone saying Brianna's worthless she's not she's Priceless they put a zero because they can't put a dollar amount on someone who's Priceless she has the highest amount of worth there is you're all very lucky to be in the same classroom with her because there's very few people in this world who are Priceless like her no way it's the Priceless girl take photos of her she's the highest worth you know you should be thanking me Brianna thanking you yeah if I didn't share the photo of your price to the whole school you would have always thought you're just worthless I know my worth Timmy and I don't need some tag to tell me Brianna Jake I can't believe you're Priceless that's amazing I mean before when I thought you were worthless I would have never wanted to is to date you but now I'd like to take you out on a date Jake i a word just appeared above my head KNE blank no way I just got the same word you two must finish the rest of the word using your intuition when you get the beginning of a word or sentence someone will also have received the same word and you must finish it together using your intuition on the count of three if you two don't say the same word you will go bye-bye from Earth remember it doesn't need to be correct or even make sense all that matters is YouTube say the same thing okay ready Timmy 3 2 1 Nina Nina we did we're like twins we can like read each other's minds that's crazy new blank Brianna sh yeah got it got it Timmy 3 2 1 me you too oh no Timmy we got it wrong there will be one more intuition test whoever passes survives there will be one more intuition test whoever passes survives the mug in front of you is either full or empty using your intuition you must decide which one it is whoever figures it out Will Survive using my intuition I say that this cup is empty you passed yay the cup in front of me ouch that's some hot coffee it's full no Timmy you have to find out using your intuition oopsie no yelling in the classroom sorry Mrs Smith come on little [ __ ] let's go to school what auter oh no [ __ ] we have to finish the word together using our intuition okay and I can say anything maybe I'll say water SM no you can't I mean sorry for yelling at you you need to finish the word with what you think I would say how I would finish the words okay okay I'm ready three two last words I hate honey no you can't say those words if you say those words to someone it'll be the last words that they hear ever okay Mommy I won't say it mommy what are your last words I can't tell you because if I say those words you won't hear another word ever again I hate no what are you doing I was just kidding Mommy I could have stop sweetie what are you doing I'm getting ready to go with my friends mom no I'm sorry but you can't go out tonight it's a school night plus you have to stay home and watch your little sister why do I have to take care of little [ __ ] can't you call a babysitter for once I never get to go with my friends babysitters are too expensive I'm working two jobs just to get by please understand no Mom it's not fair all of my friends get to go out like every day well you're not all your friends I have to get to work now I'm running late I love you I hate you oh no mommy [ __ ] what happened happened to mommy did you do that I did but you need to understand it was an accident I accidentally said my last words to her mommy sh you can't tell anyone about this [ __ ] or you'll go to foster care and you'll never ever see me again got it okay okay I won't tell anyone [ __ ] come on it's time for school now okay I'm ready [ __ ] remember sh you're not going to say anything about what happened to Mom right I told you I won't say it where did you put mommy anyways she's in her bed it's just like she's sleeping yeah except she's not sleeping Bae I got your flowers thank you I cheated on you what it happened last night I just couldn't control myself but don't worry she meant nothing you're the one I love I hate you oh no excuse me I'm going to need to ask you a few questions why officer your little sister mentioned to her teacher that something happened to your mother who has a me guys it might be to me Mommy I think there's something in my hair an egg no don't eat that that's your soulmate Easter egg soulmate egg open it inside will be a letter of your soulmate's name why look at you you got one letter already each Easter egg will have a letter for your soulmate's name and once you complete the name you'll meet your soulmate now it can be difficult to know where to look for your soulmate Easter egg so you'll be given hints on where to find them but mommy what if I found an egg and I saw my soulmate egg somebody else's soulmate egg don't worry sweetie you'll only be able to find the eggs that are meant for you okay Mommy I'm going to look for my soulmate but not yet I'm only 6 years old I'll starty search you when I'm a big girl that's a good idea good morning [ __ ] this is the year I'm going to find my soulmate little [ __ ] all I have to do is find all these Easter eggs before EAS oh no where are they I'm in a container with items that look like me but aren't me what I'm in a container with items that look like me but aren't me what could that possibly mean my tummy's upset those eggs that Mama fed us this morning were gross an egg container Harry open it open it and I was right finding my soulmate is going to be so easy I only need three more letters what letter did you get M oh no [ __ ] it's 7:55 a.m. we're going to be late for school oh no do it oh thank goodness you're not in class yet Timmy that means I'm not late you're definitely late I'm skipping class oh no you'll find me where you're standing right now my shoes there's no eggs in there check your school bag maybe it's in your hair maybe it's in your clothes your ears in your nose wait I think I know where it is the hint says you'll find me where you're standing right now so it must be underneath me where in the floorboards wait you can't just I found it you can't just rip apart the floor like that I blank I blank m y it's you H you're my soulmate can't be me I have a girlfriend who I love how many letters does your soulmate have seven Timmy it must be you then you must be my soulmate no I told you it's not me Timmy come back Timmy Hey Brianna why weren't you in science class earlier who cares about class I'm trying to find my soulmate you're searching for your soulmate what a waste of time the person in front of you has it why are you looking at me like that you have my soulmate egg nuh-uh just give me the soulmate egg Jimmy and we're not going to have a single problem I don't have it yes you do no I don't Jimmy Jimmy why does everyone keep running from me today Jimmy stay back Jimmy my hint says that you have my soulmate egg so just hand it over so that I can finish my soulmate Sam and be with my soulmate the rest of my life and get married and have babies I told you already I don't have any soulmate eggs the only eggs I have are the boiled eggs in my lunch box can I have a look inside that box no you can't Jimmy do you like chocolate eggs yeah I do actually would you like to have them sure than I'll give you these delicious yummy chocolate eggs if you let me look inside your lunch boox okay fine have a look see there's nothing in there but hard bow of eggs wait what is it there's an impostor no way how did I not notice what letter does it say it says M so why do you look so shocked because Jimmy you might be my soulmate my soulmate's name says blank I mm y the missing letter could be J there's no way you're my soulmate you're not my type I got to go Jimmy Jimmy why does everyone always run away from me when they find out that they might be my soulmate is being my soulmate really that bad hurry up and catch me but I might run away from you it must be somewhere where people are either playing catch or running where would someone be playing catch a running gym class Sophie catch got it everyone's playing catch in here hey what are you doing here you're not in this gym class sorry sir I'm just looking for something I'll leave in 1 minute no you're going to leave now Eugene ready to catch that's my soulmate egg Jake wait throw it here um no the principal's on his way you're going to be in big trouble Jake please Eugene catch ow you're not supposed to aim for my face oopsies hurry Eugene throw it back to me Eugene throw it to me why would I throw it to you you're not my gym partner do you really want to throw it back to the person that threw it at your face that's true cat yes the principal's here to speak with you finally I found the last soulmate egg now it's time to reveal who my soulmate is got your soulmate egg Jimmy Timmy catch Jimmy catch Jimmy guys please stop just give me my soulmate egg I've worked so hard to find it no I won't give it to you because your soulmate's either me or Jimmy and we don't want to be your soulmate don't worry I'm pretty sure that neither of you are my soulmate and why not because my son would actually want to be with me please give it back I need to know fine here you go please don't be a t or a j k the name's Kimmy hey no way Kimmy's my sister's name wait a minute goodbye sweetie I'm leaving you and your mom forever I don't love your mom anymore I love someone else so I'm going to be with her and raise her children daddy don't ever try and contact me Daddy no please don't gowe sweee do you have something above your head that says new core memory unlocked yeah I do sweetie you need to choose to delete the memory it's best that you don't remember why Daddy really left mommy when's Daddy coming home from work oh uh sweetie he already came home from work he just went out to go get milk Brianna would you like to go on a date with me later sure I'd love to Jake so Jake where are we going for our date we're staying here in your room that's not a very fun date it could be fun come here you're so far Jake I'm not that kind of girl Brianna wait wow I can't believe you're so easy what I heard about what happened on your date with Jake he's the man Jake what are you telling everyone I'm telling everyone the truth that you were all over me that's not the truth Jake what did me rejecting you burst your fragile ego so you had to lie to everyone why are you so obsessed with me are you mad I didn't text you after a date or something everything I said is the truth it's not true I wish I could delete this memory forever well if this becomes a corn memory of yours you can delete it forever Brianna Jake is telling everyone about what happened on your date is it true of course it's not true Sophie I knew it it's a core memory of mine now are you going to keep it as one of your core memories or are you going to delete it I'm going to delete it promise me you'll never remind me that I ever dated Jake so that I can just live blissfully unaware I promise and don't worry I'll make sure that Jake stays far away from you so that you never have to go through that again you're good friend Sophie thank you Hey Brianna Oh Hey Jake do you by chance have any bad memories of me um no Jake of course not why would I have any bad memories of you no reason want to go on a date tonight want to go on a date tonight sure that'd be fun no don't date him so anyways I'll pick you up at you're not picking her up at any time because you're not going on a date with her fine we're not going on a date then Sophie why would you be mean to Jake you just scared him off we were going to go on a date later trust me it's for your own good what do you mean it's for my own good you're just jealous of me jealous of you yeah because no guys like you ouch that hurt Sophie I'm sorry I was just trying to protect you don't talk to me ever [Music] again Dad Dad hey um no way you're alive I haven't seen you since I was six I thought something happened to you I guess you don't remember the reason I left I'm here to drop off for my stepdaughter stepdaughter her name's Sophie do you know where she may be KY stop crying how old are you like six I am what's this thing above my head soulmate is crying that's your soulmate notifications you'll constantly be updated on everything your soulmate's doing jeez no privacy oh Timmy be quiet your mother Brianna no yelling at Timmy it says now that my s's walking now he's going to the bathroom that can be Timmy he's still crying pay close attention to what your Soul's doing cuz it may give you hands on how to find him how could it help me find my soulmate when it says what your soulmate's doing you may be given some Clues yo Bri hi Jimmy want to go on a date with me tonight sure Jimmy oh no it says that my soulmate's screaming he must be mad at me for agreeing to go on a date with another man too bad Finder Keepers my snowman is running he's running away he's trying to get away from someone my soulmate is captured oh no Jimmy what should I do my soulmate's been captured what are you going to do how about nothing all you can do is hope that your soulmate is going to be okay your soulmate is entering the school how could be entering the school I thought he just got captured let's go help that must be my soulmate over there code red code red an unknown man has entered the building please hide immediately we need to go hide now help me I need to help my soulmate who do you think you are Superman come on I think we should be safe here Jimmy I need to go and find my soulmate yeah sure once he's safe and sound and no now Jimmy if something happened to him I wouldn't be able to live with myself attention everyone I don't mean no harm there's only one thing I want and that is Rihanna gigy once you give her to me I'll release the boy and leave the school peacefully what is going on how would the guy know your name I I don't know you must have some idea Brianna Hey Brianna Jake will you be my girlfriend yes yes of course yes I've been waiting for you to ask me sweet here I got you some flowers I can't wait for us to spend time together as a couple babe you white yeah I'm okay I'm just starting to feel a little sick weird I am too there must be something going around wow you look terrible thanks Timmy hey Timmy guess what Jake and I are boyfriend and girlfriend now when did you guys officially become boyfriend and girlfriend yesterday and when did you start feeling sick yesterday I think your body's rejecting him that Health meter above your head if it goes lower that means your body's rejecting the person you're in a relationship with it means you're not meant to be together you need to break up with him or your body will keep getting sicker and sicker and then well where's Jake have you seen him today I don't know he's your boyfriend Chad where's Jake I also would like to know where my best friend is no one can get a hold of him not even his parents know where he is I am just so disgusted right now that I would just Burge in on you to like that baby next time you have a friend over let me know okay so this won't happen again all right I'll let you two have your fun I'm going to go do some shopping on R Drive text me if you need anything food water another woman great oh and baby the private jet for borbor is coming tomorrow at 8:00 a.m. right yay I can't wait love you why is the fire extinguisher on the roof wait this is a dream this is just a dream what day of the week is it Mom sh Kiki no no how did you and Grandpa meet grandma oh I love telling the story it's one of of my favorites so back in the day I was about 14 years old so it was about time for me to get married and I was just walking down the street and this guy came he was about 52 years old he grabbed me he says I'm taking you home with me and I was like no no please don't don't take me home with you and he did anyways and I'm like what about my parents you need to go tell my parents and he he whed and took me to my parents and says I'm marrying this girl like thank goodness about time we we've been waiting since she was like 10 years old to get married so and then he bought me a house back then they only cost about two chestnuts not like nowadays and he said in this house you're going to give me babies at least 50 and I did what I I did what I was told and we've been in love ever since what the ready to see your hair yes I'm ready open your eyes am i b a little hair fell out while I was B in your hair it's very common when you're using hair bleach it's very damaging but I asked for Icy blonde hair and that's what I gave you it's just the lightest blonde there is it's so light you can't even see it well do you like it yeah I love it thank you so much great now I had to use lots of extra product to get into this color so there will be extra charge for that totally understandable thank you ready to pay yeah so your total is $750 okay yeah pay my card please great and don't forget to give me a big tip of course how could I forget awesome payment went through oh and you forgot your water bottle at my station oh thank you I can't believe I forgot this oh and just letting you know I may have poisoned it a little that's okay happen to the best of us have a great day what's on my neck 1161 [ __ ] [ __ ] did you draw on my neck last night while I was sleeping no I didn't liar that's your elimination number elimination number number it's for population control how it works if someone is randomly given three numbers above their head and they must choose one to eliminate everyone will keep on choosing numbers until the desired population is reached well you guys need to show me your numbers then so I don't choose you by mistake 22 3 4 8631 22 3 4 and 8631 got it I'll make sure not to choose those sweetie is everything okay it's my turn to eliminate a number what numbers did you get it's both of your numbers and some random number 5678 I'll just choose that one hey Jenny where's Jake I miss my boyfriend he was eliminated this morning oh no once I find out who chose 5678 and eliminated my brother they're going to be eliminated next why did you seem so shocked after hearing that number no reason I'm just so shocked that my boyfriend's gone from me so soon and why are you covering your neck oh it's nothing my neck is just a little cold you're acting really guilty right now Brianna oh would you look at that it's my turn to eliminate a number my options are 8631 that's little [ __ ] 11 161 4632 yeah my number is 4632 so don't choose that one okay prove it to me show me your neck so I won't choose that one I just want to be sure no I don't really see the need for that they're doing two number eliminations at once what numbers did they give you 1 16 78 3 214 5 7 87 oh no are any of those your numbers maybe well you should probably stop hiding your number so that I don't accidentally choose it fine we'll show each other our numbers at the same time ready get ready with me well I tell you things that I hate when my parents say stop spending so much money on makeup you're just jealous because you couldn't afford makeup at my age when one of the picked me girls in my class say I could never wear as much makeup as you of course you couldn't you couldn't even pull it off Mom where's my lip gloss I don't know get it for me now or it's coming off your paycheck here you go thank you now remember who pays the bills in this house you do when a teacher calls me to answer a question even though I didn't raise my hand and then it shots when I don't know the answer yeah of course I don't know the answer I didn't raise my hand you dump bye guys all right that concludes our session how will you be paying by card please go right ahead sorry I don't have enough money well that's completely fine is it really yes of course but since you couldn't pay for today's therapy session we're going to have to undo all the therapeutic work we did today how are you going to do that the real reason your dad never came back with the milk is because he didn't want to take another look at the failure of a daughter he created you are as annoying as you think you are that's why everyone in your life leaves you oh I just don't feel like I'm good enough you aren't good enough you aren't good enough for anything or anyone all right I think that covers everything can I go home now oh I forgot I also brought in your egg to me Simon Says everyone touched their nose hurry everyone touch their nose everyone touched their head hurry up everyone touched their head no they didn't say Simon Says Simon Says rip your test paper in half Brianna why did you rip your test you won't be given another one that's okay I got to Simon Says Simon Says everyone stand still behind everyone start walking don't move they didn't say Simon Says Simon Says start moving these Simon Says are getting worse and worse I got a Simon says to break up with my boyfriend that's aw Simon says kill your best friend M yummy chocolate mother may I have a bite of chocolate no you may not you may throw it on the floor M Chocolate Timmy Timmy you forgot to ask mother may I mother may I go home I'm scared you may mother may I please let me have a drink of water no you may not babe you may not disobey mother ever I can't believe it mother killed my boyriend she's such a sh she's always listening mother may I comfort my friend no you may 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