A MESSAGE TO ALL CHATTANOOGA FOOTBALL FANS

o everybody it is squid [ __ ] here coming back at you another video now usually at this point of the day I like to do what I do every single week right before a game a hate video a hate video about whichever team that we are playing but let's be honest it's Chattanooga Chattanooga doesn't have any fans to really get on you know there's I I don't know a single Chattanooga fan I haven't seen any Chattanooga fans there's been nobody talking trash to from the Chattanooga fan base so I'm like why would I do that if there's no you know there's no audience I'm talking to so I've decided that I'm probably not going to do that it's just not worth my time wait a wait hold on a second what is that what did I see right there fellas looks like we got one 2 [Music] we said I was on a Rocky Top you want to know something Chattanooga sucks and no I'm not just talking about the football team because we all know that the Chattanooga football team sucks but I'm talking about the city the city of Chattanooga the city of Chattanooga sucks really really really badly I don't think I've met a person that thinks that the city of Chattanooga is a fun place to be now I know I'm this is technically Friendly Fire because I'm mostly talking to more Tennessee fans you go to Chattanooga most of them are just VA fans like the rest of us here in Knoxville you go anywhere in the state of Tennessee and that's the case even Nashville most of them are just Tennessee fans with the you know the exception being some Vanderbilt fans who you know they hate their lives but um that beside the point uh Chattanooga mostly made up of Tennessee fans and as it turns out not only does the Chattanooga team suck that's there but the city just sucks a whole lot more there's several places in the state of Tennessee Knoxville Nashville some parts of Memphis where you you know these you see these amazing pictures of these attractions and these environments and you're like wow I want to go there you took you you tried that same thing with Chattanooga and here's what you find oh yeah yeah that's what I'm talking about right there that's what I love right there let's see some more of that why don't we yeah yeah that's a fantastic attraction I want more of that let's go to Chattanooga you think there's anybody saying that no no they get enough of that where they go anywhere else you go to down to Atlanta and that's all it is that's what Chattanooga is it's Atlanta light that's all there is there it's a just a big old traffic jam it's Nashville with more tornadoes nobody wants to go there and no this isn't me talking out of my sphincter when I say all of this this is from firsthand experience back in one of my years of college back in I think 2022 I had to drive down to Chattanooga for High School football game that I had to film so I went through Chattanooga traffic and yeah it sucks and the entire way down there there wasn't anything but that just that and a whole lot of grass and trees and a whole lot of nobody cares that's all it was there's nothing spectacular about Chattanooga and if there's anybody that lives in Chattanooga watching this video I bet you don't like living there who does literally all Chattanooga is is just traffic jams severe weather and allergies you get a whole bunch of allergies every single season especially in the football season because as it turns out Chattanooga is allergic to a good football team y'all are an FCS Squad and somehow you manag to go eight and five eight and five Tennessee plays in the SEC we still manage more wins than you did in the FCS that's pathetic that is pathetic I remember last year when Tennessee played something called Yukon and I had a score prediction before the game that was somewhere around 56 to7 or something like that and we had a score like that by the end of the half Chattanooga you'll be lucky if it's only that bad by the end of the half that's all I'm telling you I mean Tennessee is going to absolutely annihilate you with with our boy Nico eava behind the line of scrimmage he is going to completely annihilate that defense you've got annihilate all of college football so get ready for that is all I'm just going to tell you and you know you have these naysayers running around saying oh what look at his performance in the I game squar only one touchdown passing squar only 150 yards of off sque Tor well look at his rushing stats look at his rushing stats tell me how many touchdowns he has there you idiots one two three he had three rushing touchdowns in the Iowa game against a top 10 defense in the country he had four total touchdowns four we beat Iowa 35 to nothing all that all that matters is if you win right that's all I hear that's all I hear and we won we won that game we won that game better than anybody else he' beat Iowa worse than Michigan beat him but no because because Nico only had this amount of yards and this cherry pick stat that I picked up that means he's terrible and he ain't no good you're going to find out you're going to find out is all I can tell you I mean you know it's really a shame too because you look at Chattanooga's mascot first of all what in the world is a mock is that short for Mocking Bird despite that though the mascot kind of looks cool it's a cool looking Falcon I think it's nice to look at and the logo for him is pretty cool too but unfortunately that's not the logo they're running with instead they're Lo they got this generic brand from Kroger type of sea that they're running with they went the Vandy approach Vanderbilt has that same thing going on too because they used to have that cool looking star logo that they ran around with and then when and then when they decided they were going to Rebrand they went with the most generic looking type of logo of all time they look like they picked it up straight out of Walmart and that's exactly what you're doing too that generic C instead of running with a cool looking Falcon that's how I know you're going to lose this game you don't even care about branding your college to look cool instead you got that Ste he got that we've got something called a power te I don't know if you know what it is it's something like this looks pretty pretty cool right look pretty cool something like this you know power T it means something means something what do y'all call yours the power C well y'all going to be seeing in L tomorrow man that's that's how you know that's how you know Chattanooga is just completely irrelevant I mean we're only a couple of minutes into this and I'm already running out of ideas for Chattanooga so I'll end it off with this for you I I I'll shorten it in the best way that I possibly can Chattanooga there is no way you win tomorrow the best case scenario is the same thing that happened to Austin P where we keep you around for a little while play with our food and then we run you out of the water that's basically what's going to happen to you best case scenario for you worst case it looks something like the Yukon game when you're down by 50 at halftime that's all I'm going to tell you though because Tennessee no matter which way shape and form you try to put it Tennessee is going to put the whooping of an absolute Lifetime on the Chattanooga box and I think we can all agree with that so I'll see you guys tomorrow when Tennessee comes stadium and destroys come on baby you always be home sweet home to me good [Music] rockness once two strangers