How P*rn Tricks Your Brain

thank you for 50,000 subscribers honestly I thought it would take much longer to get here what should we call ourselves let's see uh the lavender Army candle heads the penis platoon H yeah probably not that one the last few videos have been a smidgen too serious for my liking so today I've got something short but fun just like my day judging by my analytics you guys are really interested in the corn industry and corn addiction well so am I there's a lot of I guess you could say tricks the adult film industry employs to get the money shot tricks that seem to line up the orgasms of both Partners perspectives that make everything in the shot look bigger than it actually is really clever tactics to get you to watch so I thought it'd be fun to go through some of these tricks not only do I just find them immensely interesting but hopefully we can all learn something along the way being a corn star is not as exciting as it looks shocker and I'm here to tell why fake rulers ah if only I could have one of these in the bedroom look babe 18 in and okay to that one guy I'm fighting in the comments who claims to know a guy with an 18-in pepperoni roller I got bad news for you pal anyway believe it or not some corn sets will actually get the prop Department to create fake rulers that are just a little smaller than normal all they do is take a normalized ruler scale it down a bit and voila that's it so why go through all of this effort when would you actually need something like this you know it's for one of those videos where the suspiciously attractive mathematician takes a protractor to her suspiciously old-looking students penis you're under arrest Nimrod this is probably one of the easiest tricks since the ruler is scaled down just enough to where you wouldn't be able to notice and that's why any of this works as you'll see with more of these tricks in the video size is relative so of course the dick is going to look huge against a tiny ruler anything would honestly it's a clever trick I genuinely want to know who came up with this insane idea loose grip on the duck firmly grasp it so this one can be pretty easy to catch depending on the video you're watching if it's a POV it's easy to hide since you're only seeing the giving individual's fingers giving meaning the one who gives yeah you get it do you uh how do I put this without getting demonetized when someone's playing baseball they'll often get a looser grip on the bat and it makes the bat look bigger this is effective because a lot of people judge whether you're big or not purely based on if you can wrap your entire hand around the baseball bat which is kind of insane because if you you weren't able to you'd have to be like at least 6 and 1/2 in maybe seven around which maybe describes 200 people on Earth total not that it doesn't happen but that's closer to an actual soda can for those of you wondering that's that would be painful this particular trick has got to be hard to pull off because it's not like the average viewer isn't acutely familiar with how a hand is supposed to grip a baseball bat right seriously really pay attention to their hands in in the video you're watching I guarantee you they have an incredibly loose grip on that thing prosthetic penises yes apparently this is a real thing I'll be honest I always suspected this for a lot of videos that I've seen but I thought you could only get away with it for those porn videos filmed in 2005 on an iPhone 2 240p video coming right up like no but seriously the fact that there's actually a market for these is wild what is it well it's exactly what it sounds like fake male genitalia looks just like the real thing and now we finally get to the point in the video where I can actually site and take direct quotes from some of my research I did slightly modify this section to have a better flow uh originally it said things like quoted by da d da but I link all of my sources at the end of the video so if you want to see who actually said what I want to give you that power so it's in the sources a lot of these are direct quotes from the research prosthetic penises are made in a similar way to facial Prosthetics with the exception of how much plasticizer and oil used for flexibility is in the silicon-based formula if said porn video calls for a permanent erection and doesn't require much movement less plasticizer is used if it's supposed to be soft the plasticizer to silicone ratio is substantially higher from start to finish the process takes about 3 weeks beginning with the creation of a Life cast or threedimensional copy of the actor's groin and leg area once it's ready to go there are a few ways to attach the prosthetic it can be glued onto the actor it can be worn with a belt or strap-on device and there's also techniques that are a combination of both sometimes they're are Caverns if you will that allow it to pull on like a sock after the fake penis is applied makeup is used to blend the piece to the body just as you would with prosthetics in a typical Hollywood Film Production it's actually pretty interesting I think uh learning about how it's all made but the inevitable question is why would you use a fake duck is it just to exaggerate size well surprisingly no why go Fox foul why go fake first and foremost actor Comfort second fewer complications using a prosthetic means you don't have to stop filming for any unscripted changes in the organ size or shape over the course of hourlong shoots the appearance of this particular appendage also plays into the character design with a prosthetic you can quite simply control what it looks like have it a little bigger a little smaller or maybe you're like 90% of people who are dead average ultimately it's going to come down to the intended purpose if the penis has to function in some way it needs to be fake you don't do erect ducks and real sex there's a sock over it there's also an intimacy coordinator that handles all of this it's a very protected thing for example in the series Euphoria the character of Cal played by Eric danne is seen urinating in his front entryway using a prosthetic in an earlier episode however there are shots of a young cow showering in a locker room and multiple real ducks are on display uh never seen Euphoria but seems like a weird show if he's younger and they show his we're moving on SO size is definitely a factor but it's not the only Factor ever wondered whether the schlong you're looking at is real or not well then it's time to play five ways to spot a fake ding-dong it's not a game there's no competition element I just thought it'd be funny if I called it a game number one it's too reflective when it's wet o uh rookie mistake there sometimes these things just look like straight up rubber hey I can almost see my reflection in that one number two it's impossibly gigantic often times it feels as if those designers um forgot about girth because an obviously fake duck is usually way too long to be supported by its girth like holy hell if we've got a length of let's say um a reasonable 13 in and the girth is the regular old 4.5 here's what that looks like against the global average like how does this thing not snap in half when she goes to suck it very confused number three there's no scrotum ball sack nuts oops looks like someone wasn't paying attention in anatomy class this is one of the classic blunders because you know last time I checked there's supposed to be some kind of nut sack there and it's just gone poof gone from your reality wait better question if this man has no sack where does the Pia Cola come from hm number four there's a clear outline between the crotch and the bottom of the stomach yeah normally you'd apply some kind of makeup to that area to cover this uh separation but it's an HD video and it can be easy to spot and finally number five you never see the underside of it yeah very clever if you can see the underside of the shaft then it's usually real not all the time but usually we'll find out later in the video exactly why this is the case but yeah the only exception to this rule is if the video in question doesn't evolve jaculation of any kind then it might be possible fisheye lens now this is a very fun one look I may be in film school but that doesn't mean I know how these kinds of lens works so according to Wikipedia a fisheye lens is an ultra wide angle lens that produces strong visual Distortion intended to create a wide panoramic or hemispherical image fisheye lenses achieve extremely wide angles of view well beyond any rectilinear lens instead of producing images with straight lines of perspective fisheye lenses use a special mapping which gives images a characteristic convex non-colinear appearance see this one's a fun one because I can actually show you what it looks like are you ready 3 2 1 and I'm ready for the casting couch unlike Prosthetics which are typically employed to enhance the male figure fisheye lenses accentuate curves so they're often used when a female body is in frame usually a extreme closeup on the chest this is another technique heavily utilized by POV Style videos where you are made to be the receiving man in said film it's from his perspective fisheye lenses can range from the subtle to the dramatic there's a certain genre of videos that uses very dramatic fisheye lenses that I am intimately familiar with pun intended it was enough for me to First learn what the term meant from these videos like they're not even trying to hide it it's so dramatic most specifically I can tell you what kinds of videos use this technique with just two letters yep I think we all understand perspectives that make the foreground look bigger you think it would be relatively easy to find information on this one online but no dice I won't be able to cover this in extreme length but that's okay I think it's pretty self-explanatory there are certain shots that can make the foreground look bigger creating a sort of natural fishe lens that's not so dramatic no special equipment required which shots or more accurately which positions let's just say riding a horse backwards is one of those positions and it's popular for a reason gives the man an incredible view but hold up all you eager beavers this kind of position is notoriously difficult to pull off unless you're some kind of Olympic gymnast all joking aside please be careful if you actually attempt this in real life if you're not careful improper dismounting can cause penile fracture fake ejaculate I recognize this subject in particular um can be like viscerally disgusting for some people so skip to this time Scamp Scamp time Scamp so skip to this time stamp if you'd like to avoid it but yes you read the header correctly a lot of that genetic material is just straight up not real there's a few reasons why and they're actually pretty simple when you think about it using a standin substance just makes sense because using fake ejaculate relieves male porn stars of the pressure to bust a nut at the right time the right place and in the right direction which makes for a better Corno in the end I know I keep flipping between corn the other one duck the other one I don't mean to I'm sorry anyway male corn Stars as well as men in general tend to reach climax more quickly than their female counterparts there's a position on the adult film set called an intimacy coach and this sort of thing is their job to make sure the guy finishes at the right time so we can chock reason one up to better nut control and call it a day so if it's not real then what is it according to several of my sources it's a substance called methyl cellulose it's a hydrophilic bulking agent that's used in super old Lubes sci-fi films as an alien slime and old people who suffer from irregular bowel movements oh um it's a laxative if you eat it can you imagine like a new corn star walking onto the set and accidentally consuming this stuff during the shoot yes [ __ ] yourself would put a wrap on a filming day pretty quick pooping is my favorite part of the day my source says it's specifically a formulation called F50 and then you mix it with water to get the consistency they're looking for it's also used in culinary applications and dyed various colors when other kinds of films need a satisfactory goo like substance but it's been a Mainstay in the corn industry for decades now you can also mix it on site again imagine you're a PA on a film set hey Dennis go stir the [ __ ] so if you're looking for different consistencies depending on the scene it's also good for that my source here uh says that the widespread use of this material has been contested though with many actors in the industry claiming they actually use cail since it looks exactly like the real thing this is an actual quote too um it looks just like come porn star Johnny sin's told Vice but it doesn't taste that great Johnny are you tasting it I haven't um seen your work admittedly but I thought you were a straight actor you know whatever it's a funny story about Johnny Sins actually when I was in high school we had an annual dodgeball tournament and one year another team not my team another team named their squad the Johnny Sins Army greatest thing they ever did and they got away with it hook line and sinker because what teacher is going to stand up and protest that who wants to out themselves like that it was it was genius apparently P colada also works as a yummy substitute yeah remember I called it that earlier that wasn't a mistake it's a real thing doesn't taste horrible so it can be held in the mouth and it does an all right enough job intill pictures it's a simple solution it doesn't get used very often anymore however since there's really no purpose in having fake ejaculate around if you can't do absolutely any kind of scene with it the sugars in the mix contribute to yeast infections if they are left on the vagina so it just isn't widely used that much anymore now if for any reason you are inspired to use artificial seam in the bedroom do not I repeat do not put soap or food products such as Cetaphil or Pia col lot of mix inside your partner because it will not end well do not do it don't do it to cap off this admittedly hard to get through segment there's been a new invention in the world of fake ejaculate magic money shot their Flagship product kuum was specifically formulated to be the exact same consistency and color of the real thing and even edible and flavorable to boot making it the new it product of the adult industry they even made a strawberry flavor honestly impressive from the director's point of view their product is practically 100% identical to the real thing and comes at an affordable price point also it is water-based and doesn't stain any equipment that it gets on also the actors are happy because it's a plant-based product that doesn't taste absolutely god- awful and I will not independently verify this but according to this article they even make their own brand of squirting and spray bottle applicators to make any scene a reality amazing what a great article this is although I'm afraid to click this hyperlink at the very end um help okay one one last thing that's how the actual material is made but how is it actually applied in the film basically what I want to know is what kind of rubbe Goldberg machine did they set up for that shot well one way is to rig a tube and IV bag system to the underside of the shaft and that poor PA will squeeze the bag at just the right time Dennis squeeze the comeback of course you can also shoot it through a prosthetic penis if that's easier on Dennis corn Studios hope that you're focusing on the girl and not the member so this usually works out pretty well to actually finish off this article you'd be surprised how often realistic looking ejaculate squirting H and fake ejaculate are used in the adult industry I realized that sentence probably made no sense but it's too late now while you'd think that going natural is the way to go the human body is largely unpredictable and you always need to have something on standby when every second on set costs hundreds of dollars when you factor in the cost of equipment and wages remember these actors might not be doing their first shoot of the day and professional corn actors can't really finish on demand so some inventive thinking is going to be required very petite girls this one's pretty straightforward as I said size is only relative so in order to make something look big they have to set it against something that's unusually small a lot of these girls are just very short of age of course just itty bitty the thing about this one is it's not super easy to pull off camera angles are very important here because certain body parts are going to shatter the illusion only the man's member can be in the frame really otherwise you're going to compare it to the size of his hand his arm or or even his legs and the viewer is going to see right through that the sponge I admittedly never even thought about this problem but apparently it does happen what happens when a woman on a corn set gets her period hey anyone else concerned that everything on this list is just trying to prevent normal human function just me well apparently they will often take a small makeup sponge and insert it into the vagina to soak up the blood if you use a tampon the strings will be visible and we can't be breaking cotton anity here that's not acceptable the sketchy website I'm reading from reads like this the tricky part of this method is getting the sponge out after getting mm yeah not the nicest way they could have put that but okay I wouldn't try this one at home and you know what while we're on the topic why don't you just go ahead and not try any of this at home like don't even take any of this advice don't inject yourself with any mysterious elements don't shove a sponge up your ass yeah really high IQ advice here at lav coffee fake orgasms oh no it can't be true ah but it is um the unfortunate truth none of us wants to face most female Corin actresses know that behind the camera most orgasms are faked uh unfortunately women do not usually finish as quickly and as reliably as their male counterparts so when it's a necessary part of the scene the actress has to just fake it this means that some of those leg shaking eye rolling screaming orgasms you see are not real that's actually not surprising ever unfortunately this trick isn't One exclusive to porn ladies you know what I mean squirting is just P this one's kind of obvious if you think about it for more than like 3 seconds like this is a very specific bodily reaction that is in no way going to be done reliably personally this is a very common thing advertised in Corin that I just do not understand I mean someone out there's got to enjoy it otherwise it wouldn't exist regardless what you know as squirting is really just urine and most people who work behind the camera in corn Studios know this since the woman needs to do this on demand she often just pees wow so next time you see that gush of liquid from that specific region you know what it actually is someone call up that one Rick and Morty writer that likes to write about summer peeing herself they're going to love this the money shot is filmed first you might have already figured this out using context clue but yeah the money shot is always done right away you know that one shot you're scrolling through the video to find just so you can bust the nut just like a real film shoot things aren't filmed in order and often times the best shots are often the most complex and the most painful for actors and actresses to hold for an extended period of time hilariously this can create some very obvious continuity errors wait he was full MK in this shot now he's only half chub what happened point is erections and ejaculations are unreliable which is why doing this first is just smart planning Ed pills just like a regular old Hollywood production the shoes can last for hours sometimes up to seven of those hours directors have to cut edit and ripple delete their way to a finished product and that means one thing continuity the continuity has to be as close to correct as possible and in erection famously should not last more than 4 hours if it does call your doctor how do these men stay stiff Viagra lots and lots of Viagra and maybe Calis taking performance enhancing drugs is one of the most common ways male Talent solve erection problems for example Calis is a pde5 inhibitor which is a potent vasodilator and erectile dysfunction drug this means that the drug promotes blood flow into the penis and voila you're full Mass so even when the male performer isn't feeling it the drug makes it stay erect you think having a boner is so great now imagine you're not allowed to not have a boner permanent morning W ouch while these ED drugs are technically effective there's lots of potential drawbacks and paradoxically those drawbacks will specifically inhibit the male actor's ability to perform because of course they do difficult ejaculation irregular heartbeat chest pain sudden hearing loss upset stomach sudden vision loss flush cheeks splitting headaches dizzy nausea exploding come wait that last one's not real right penile injection therapy not satisfied with the potential dangers of Viagra some performers in the adult industry resort to penile injection therapy this involves administering drugs directly into the penile tissue to make it stay hard syringe in the stem yep right there there it is one of the most common medications is caverject alprostadil another such drug is triex a mixed solution containing aadil papine and fental omine oh my God I'm a wizard I just pronounced all those on the first try another such drug is Trix a mixed solution containing alprostadil Pap Pap Pap papaverine and fatum andent and fental amine according to the American Society of Health System pharmacists these drugs are injected five to 20 minutes before intercourse takes place the resultant Direction usually lasts for up to an hour and such a time frame can be enough to get in several takes while shooting a corn scene but of course there are some slightly negative side effects fast heartbeat fainting bleeding at the sight of injection burning sensation throughout the urethra testicular pain reddish Hue spreading across the duck swelling an abnormal curve of your penis so basically you've injected bombas straight into your dick penile implant sometimes neither of these two options is enough well you don't want to mess up the production schedule do you to keep their standing as a reliable professionals many performers resort to surgery and implants if you can't keep it up physically prop it up with a rod straight into your thing we want to completely remove the possibility of going flaccid here so just like using pills or injections guys using implants to get through a scene are likely to face some undesirable medical consequences these include infection in the duck post surgery excessive bleeding postsurgery constant pain for 3 months after the operation complete malfunction of the implant formation of scar tissue and for dessert considerable injury to surrounding organs like the urinary bladder and colon friends I might be crazy but I don't think any of these options are a good idea Insanity I know so what can we do to save our erections instead you can cut back on alcohol slow down on your own corn consumption and eat watermelons wait watermelons oh wait here it is this fruit contains a substance called L citrine which triggers the release of nitric oxide this chemical improves blood circulation by widening arteries in the genitals many highquality sexual health supplements for men contain this ingredient ah gotcha wow I mean holy crap what an incredible journey we just completed what was the point of any of this I wanted to show you that your porn addiction is not your fault at least not entirely porn hacks your brain using all of these tricks and it can make you feel like [ __ ] for not having triple F cups or an 11 incher most of that [ __ ] is fake so don't feel bad you're literally comparing yourself to someone who doesn't actually exist and you might say candles of course none of this real did you just now figure that out you idiot look you and I both know little Timmy is watching it too because his parents and his Educators just don't give enough of a [ __ ] to give him the talk and he thinks it's real he thinks everything on that website is true I know this because I was little Timmy 10 years ago no kid should ever have to go through a mental state like that and that's why I made this video please understand no matter how big you are no matter how unskilled you think you are you're absolutely perfect for at least one person in this world you just have to find them 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