The New NEW^25 Worst Game Ever! Steelers vs Broncos

word of advice never send a Nicks pick never send an unsolicited Nicks pick oh no B we paid Russell Wilson 38 kajillion dollar to not play for us and we still lose when he's on the same field as the Broncos am I missing something is that is that now football Works we're the same team we're the same team as we were last year but now we're boring and maybe even worse why does it feel like I'm watching the sixth best quarterback taken in the draft not save my team oh because I am with Russell Wilson we Broncos fans had high expectations and then we're let down I had low expectations for a rookie and now I'm still getting let down and I don't know what's worse I was promised Oregan Bon knck and I got Auburn Bon knck I was promised to cool electric car and I just got a used Prius all I know is if Russell Wilson son of Bronco sideline bad things happen he's standing by watching but why do I feel like the cuck huh why am I the cuck I oh the Steelers with an inactive Russell Wilson defiled the Broncos in painstakingly boring fashion 13 to6 a game that featured one touchdown one cool TJ wat sack one cool Broncos offensive play one special teams play four interesting plays in 3 and 1/2 hours of football that is a new worst game ever and in lie of touchdown highlights today you're getting clips from a 1944 documentary called steelt town this is my hometown and just to annoy Steelers fans that steelt Town's in Ohio it's called Youngstown and it's in the state of Ohio and since I lost to urinating trees team he's stealing my intro in the who cares hey Brandon what's up Budd 2 and0 train or go Super Bowl but an all seriousness uh B Nick ain't it he's uh bo nick uh boo him off the stage Bo leave the stadium immediately and never come back and I also recommend Shawn pyton go with him uh that dude cannot manage a game block and you have no offensive game plan whatsoever we're going to Super Bowl Please Subscribe here I've got nothing else I mean I do have Underdog fantasy right they're sponsoring the show with my code that's good if I get 10,000 signups they pay me a million dollars and considering people are going to be telling me uh blown Nick bow pic you want to B leave don't you all week long this is really this is really all I got don't let me down if you're going to play Underdog it's the best place to play Fantasy it's the best place to play higher and lower games I'll keep it short now before I get into it uh when did it become a penalty for two grown men to consensually hold hands in the NFL sad sad that two men can't do what they love in this league you've got to have pass interference there quality call now I did see my field reporter will keys to the game to get us this Insight hey just checking in to say that we lost thank you for those insights will uh I did think the score on the TV may have been wrong uh turns out it wasn't now I expected it to be bad with a rookie quarterback I really did just not this bad so what happened dmer went three and out and then three and out again before giving up a 12pl 78 yd touchdown drive to Justin fields and the Steelers that at 7 and 1/2 minutes off the clock and true Steelers football fashion Justin Fields completed a pass to the middle middle of the field something he literally couldn't do last week and he threw an easy touchdown to his blocking tight end Darnell Washington that was Washington's only catch of the game that was the only touchdown in this entire game and we got it out of the way in the first quarter and some of you may be thinking the Cowboys had the worst game ever wrong there were lots of fun touchdowns in that game football sucks without touchdowns it's like having sex without penises or vaginas which is just being kin and [ __ ] another kin doesn't seem M I think I have the kin of football teams number two I do have a first round quarterback who has thrown zero touchdowns through two games zero TDS to four interceptions now the only other people on Earth that feel like me in the NFL are panthers fans watching a seconde first overall pick play even worse than bonick so we do have it better than Panthers fans the brono scored zero TDS but at least we made the Steelers wear black on the road you guys were slightly warmer than us in this game oh the we got you we got you in your favorite [ __ ] uniforms didn't we driving me insane just to be on the safe side another test is made to be sure that the Alloys have been added in proper amount now Denver managed one first down in the first quarter Bo Knicks was the broos leading rusher for the second week in a row uh guys he had he had 25 rushing yards just like last week when uh this offense needed 10 yards they got eight every time short pass no gain every time the worst part is Denver was lucky to only be down 10 to zero at halftime after we downed another punt at the half Y Line the Steelers smartly didn't let us get get a safety like the Seahawks did last week the Steelers knew twoo scores was how we planned to thwart them and they gain planned uh for it perfectly so credit Mike Tomlin so instead of a cool safety highlight you get steel documentary footage up to 250 tons of steel can be made to order in less than 45 minutes oh oh [ __ ] oh that's that's actually pretty cool oh man after that I watch the Steelers right tackle brri Jones commit three costly penalties on the same drive he was like vintage a fine vintage Garrett BS two false starts one that put Pittsburgh in third and 11 which Fields converted instantly by targeting Patrick ceran just our best player beating this spot sure why not and then there was a hole that negated a really tremendous throw from Fields rolling to his right and dropping it in a bucket for George Pickins that last one though ended the drive and robbed the Steelers of points most likely a touchdown but certainly at least three points points do you know how bad your team has to be to still allow your opponent to move the ball most of the way down the field even though they keep negating yards with penalties the entire time I do Denver had one nice run in this game and it was this 16 yd RIP by Tyler batty and as you would expect he would never get another hand off for the rest of the game when Shawn Payton sees a nice play he never runs it again to fool the defense this week I watched PJ watt pull a shoestring sack out of his ass and never mind the fact that a Sho string sack actually sounds like something you might be able to hide in your your your butt uh Denver went for it on Fourth and six and the Steelers sent their Queen to say Checkmate to B Knicks but more impressively they never even got into the Red Zone in the first half never even got close to scoring I even saw Russ high-fiving a dude like a really supportive teammate Russell Wilson got everything in the divorce including all of the Winds he may not be playing but my team looks dumb we look wrong and this entire season could be a wash but if we had beat the Steelers today we could have at least said see we're better without Russell Wilson instead the Steelers get to say no no no stupid we're better without Russell Wilson even when we got him a tank or a gun and in peace time an office building a bridge or a dam structure after halftime here we go on Third and one uh nope we forget to block the Steelers Blitzer Deshawn Elliott uh the Broncos needed one yard and they lost three if you can't pick up one yard for your rookie quarterback you are how you say [ __ ] 50,000 ways on Sunday that's the saying right it was in that steel documentary I think Mike's people came here from Czechoslovakia I did tease you with the cool Broncos play at the beginning didn't I even in my hopeless coma I was brought back from the dead when both Nicks fired a 26 yd completion to corland Su that was followed by a trick play that worked a wildcat formation a jwat reverse throw whatever it worked B Nick pulled it off it was a bow tricks life I had it again we were about to score and this game was close it was going to be a winnable game if we just scored a touchdown 10 to S and as soon as I started to have a little fun bow tricks through a bow pick and I needed a fix of a strong glass of anything to racee this play from my brain laws it's called laws whiskey what are the laws the law is your team's going to hurt your feelings do you guys not care how I feel on Sunday's broadcast I know I talk a lot of [ __ ] here but you care about me at all do you care about me this felt like Russell Wilson completing that Hail Mary last year against the communist skins only for the Broncos to not get the two-point play to tie the game but worse because the one thing Russell Wilson didn't do was throw back breaking interceptions in the end zone and I can't blame anyone but B for this throw oh Jesus God no Russ might have done it once or twice but you know what I mean Boswell blasted a 53 yard field goal uh all that bosswell does not end well gang dumps in Alloys to give it the Special qualities they want in this bat this game was so so embarrassing John Denver came back from the dead to change his name to literally any other [ __ ] City that's right go to his grave and right now it reads John literally any other [ __ ] city than Denver Justin Fields got the win with 117 passing yards the Steelers put up 141 rushing yards to Denver 64 and they did it at a boring ass 3.9 y per pop I've had more fun sitting at long traffic lights while needing to take a [ __ ] than I did watching this game that's right I have more fun trying to hold in a poop than I do watching my football team right now what's worrying me uh even after just two games is the inaccuracy with B Knicks the overthrows the B throws oh [ __ ] no I'm meing myself the B throws the B throws oh no this is our 13th starting quarterback since 2016 right only the Browns commanders have had more and I'm scared we're going to finish with the most we can't get guys like Marvin Ms involved in the game with this bow overthrow or Greg dolage dropping this pass or dropping that pass or bow over throwing it in the end zone on the Broncos actual real final for real chance to maybe Tire win this game Denver eventually kicked two field goals I can't remember how they got the first one I don't really care first and second helpers take a sample I will say at least bonix uh shouldn't be in prison for elder abuse Justin field should look at him assault this old man on the sideline the NFL really opted to not use technology for spotting the football just so they could put senior citizen In Harm's Way that's messed up NFL now to put the anal be on top of this [ __ ] Sunday I was fed Denver elected to kick a field goal with roughly 2 minutes left in the game and then not attempt an onside kick with just one timeout remaining why wouldn't you give your team an extra Chance by trying that uh best case scenario you get the ball right back with decent field position and time on the clock and that timeout worst case you still need a three and out just like you do by kicking it in one situation you have an extra opportunity in the other you don't they opted for don't nothing's working for this team diet exercise diet and exercise fasting OIC OIC with fasting and cocaine and more OIC nothing's working and I don't know when it gets fixed have you ever been at a bar like a dive bar with very few people in it and they start playing Journeys Don't Stop Believing you know what I'm talking about Don't Stop Believing and there's like one drunk girl in the bar there ironically with her friends and she starts dancing alone to the song in the middle of the bar yeah that's me because I won't stop B leing you can all point and laugh at me but I'm not giving up on this man I'm not giving up on him no matter how many times he overthrows an open receiver cuz that's my quarterback Brandon I'm sorry about your Broncos but enjoy your next trending video you're going get Buu views and you're making that money you'll cry yourself to sleep let's go baby let's go thanks for watching that's good sports do do do do whatever it's the worst we're the worst and I don't know when we're not going to be the worst n n n no no no no it's the worst we're the worst and I don't know when we're not going to be the worst the worst it all [ __ ] sucks cuz it's the worst the worst game you ever did see unless you're a Panthers fan sorry guys