Donald Trump's Presidential Debate Rant Has Triggered New Cases Of Melmacian Hiccups Across Canada

Published: Sep 11, 2024 Duration: 00:04:00 Category: Entertainment

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so there's a breaking story across Canada involving uh Donald Trump's comments during the uh presidential debate earlier this week There's been reported cases uh I'm hearing over a million of melian hiccups that have taken over most of Ontario and New Brunswick and if you believe that I got swampland in Florida to cellia so the big part of the debate by Donald Trump he was blaming Haitian immigrants for eating cats and dogs in whatever City you were doing this of course is not happening but it triggered a lot of Canadians during the debate because we all thought Trump lost the debate because in the classic series of Elf he uh attempted to ingest Catu to get rid of his malel macki and hiccups probably the worst case of hiccups in Alien history now if anybody the four people out there has never heard of Al or the four people out there has never heard of Donald Trump because he rose the prominence in the mid 80s uh and I'm kind of surprised Donald Trump wasn't a guest star on on Al because he would show up in wrestling and different shows now according to Al fandom.com melmak and hiccups Melmac is where Alf comes from is a form of hiccups that can affect melmans is characterized by loud hiccup sound with a metallic sounding Echo sort of like Donald Trump's voice when he's mad at Camila Harris for calling her comrade and he's not even mentioning the fact she's half Canadian The Sounds get louder and louder as the hiccups persist malming hiccups can last in excess of 50 years as in such cases as Al's Uncle tinkle there are two known cures for malachin hiccups cat juice and raw spinach and uh guess one which uh which one Alf was forced to choose so to get cat juice you don't squeeze the juice out of an orange you get orange juice you would squeeze juice out of a cat and of course the cat lucky was was his main stuff now when you deal with different types of debates there's always humor to be made like the John Turner Malone debate when John Turner said he had no chance to go against U uh trudo's patronage appointments that was given now the debate itself there was a lot of important points by both people but when uh Trump started getting off tangent and he was baited by Harris uh basically a lot of people were triggered in but in a comedic way when you start telling people they're eating cats the first thing in Canada people's going to think about is elf so any any people that supported Trump in Canada and wanted to see him do well were basically saying from home don't bring up the the cat thing because in Canada you're going to be chastised like crazy over the mmak and hiccups so this is a short podcast what I want you to do nobody's going to be allowed to comment in this podcast by the way because most of the people people that criticize me for criticizing Trump are basically believing that he's God he's not a god he's basically someone who makes up things as he goes along he might still win president but doesn't making a person you could respect I know a lot of Haitians I know Haitians as hockey players Haitians at good Cooks radio people Haitians don't eat cats of anything they'll go to Walmart like most Canadians do and buy the cheap baloney the Walmart baloney or the Walmart Cheapo chicken wieners so the odds that most Haitians in can are eating cats is very low the the odds of are are going to eat chicken wieners and put that in the M noodles with their cheese to make a little bit of protain is more uh going so by the by the way if you're shaved Al you know who you look like Donald Trump Enough Said by the way Donald Trump go yourself nobody's going to be allowed to comment so too bad so sad not the first time by the way fail usfl owner should not run for president or not be allowed have a good one bye

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