I spent $7,381,952,604 ending all life on earth

all right we're checking out the only game where the best way to survive is to literally end the life of everything around you it's Survivor Survivor is a very simple game you walk around with a throwing blade until you get upgrades and the upgrades get stupid I love that I have a choice between lightning and a soccer ball I'm 100% choosing the soccer ball so what is the point of this do I kick it or does it just fly around randomly no it just it just flies around randomly and it does like five times the damage of my knife I'm not going to lie I think that I have slain more people with a with sports than I have with my weapon abilities fires an additional damage on your kunai boring give me a rocket oh my God I I vastly underestimated just how ridiculous the rocket truly is on the plus side I found out that I can do this without even using my mouse on the screen in case you're wondering I'm just I'm moving my character around with the power of my own telepathy it's like the neurolink thing you could just get a brick it's just a brick door well the brick fires kind of fast the brick fires all over the place too I'm not even throwing the brick the brick is just raining down from the sky I think I throw it up and then it falls I think that's what's supposed to be happening yeah that's totally what's happening so like how long do I have to do this for do you just do it until until until the game until there's so many creatures that you just can't survive any longer I mean I do want to know just how stupid the upgrade gets we can probably just like hack the game basically and find out what comes at the end malov cocktails or more hit points you don't need hit points if you don't get hit moltov if I step in the fire does it hurt hey oh my God all attack cool down minus 8% uh I think I just got like five levels yeah whatever this is give me that I'm Inside the Fire I need to know I think I don't know I'm being attacked Now by like robot zombie dogs could also be kittens I love that it says zombies incoming like I haven't been fighting against them the entire oh that's a lot of zombies I was going to say like I haven't been fighting against them the entire time do I even have to move like it just kind of seems like my Weaponry pretty much kills everything around me I'm going to have to hack the game if I don't have any trouble just winning are you ready the soccer ball is so good I want to upgrade this thing give me more soccer ball upgrades come on no all right I I don't know I guess I'll in I'll include this there's some sort of soccer ball upgrade I saw when I if I combine all this what's inside oh boy adds one more oh another brick damage and another brick it give me two bricks two bricks for the price of one it is now going to be raining bricks nonstop oh look at this this it is the the god of zombies he just got beaten in the head by a by a soccer ball I guess it's a good thing he's wearing a helmet has a lot of hit points I have no idea how much damage he can take but it's a lot oh hold on the rainbow of Glory brings me to the chest lucky train what oh and then give me the soccer ball give me the soccer ball do it yes oh thank you plus one ball d ow I just got something spit at me what was that I didn't know the creatures would eventually get like range attacks all right I guess I'll get an energy drink less about getting hit more about just being lazy kind of just want to stand in a in one area and just let everything die around me all right who's spitting Prime energy drink at me I know you're around here somewhere I'm not sure but I believe that zombies might be incoming oh it's it's the zombie cats oh my God there's a lot of them they're breeding like rabbits more molotovs what's inside chest number one what's inside chest number oh it's a meat I love it it's just like a gigantic haunch of meat I've killed over a thousand fluffy animals at this point I feel kind of bad about that get bricked yeah feel good I've made a lot of money too I've got like 400 gold I have no idea what I even spend it on Boss assault okay that that's got to mean that we're getting toward the end or something where's the boss at bounce boom Bloom what what in God's name is that it's Mother Nature she's come to get her vengeance throw the bricks like it's throwing like mutagens at me or something okay now now her stuff is like flying off the ow I didn't know that if you touch the spikes it hurts can you do me a favor can you like die so I can have your soul I feel like it's important to make me stronger thank you yeah give me your loot time to ride the lucky train it better be there's three soccer balls in a row oh come on come on I know you want to it's nothing but soccer balls that is not a soccer ball oh I get more yeah that's a soccer ball here we go okay I got a little bit of everything I guess more Rockets more range bullet flight yeah give me more Rockets uh give me give me more soccer I'm maxing out soccer it's just a mountain of soccer balls at this point look at him going I love how basically I have to just slay a bunch of civil engineers how come all the zombies are wearing hard hats it's like the entirety of a construction job site okay the uh the Gold Gems are really good like unreasonably good again I can just kind of like stay here in this in in one area and not have to do very much yes oh my God oh my God now if this was FIFA like 2025 or whatever I feel like it would have gotten better ratings why do they not let you fight a bunch of zombies yeah go ahead come on bring it in everyone bring it in there we go yeah it's not working out so good for he has it more levels woo I don't have to get quite as close to all of the Doom in fire in order to pick up everyone's giblets ah yes zombie giblets my favorite food source I'm just standing here I'm not I'm not even moving the soccer balls just slay everything the socer balls I knew it I knew that the soccer balls would be the most OP weapon in the whole game look at them go look at the soccer balls they're bouncing off people's heads left and right look they get close what happens they get soccer I actually I have to move in order to pick up my exp that's the only reason I'm moving uh H yeah sure okay now I all right now I actually have to move because things are spitting at me not super happy about that stop it all I want is to play soccer yes I can just kind of like move very slightly now and again like that there we go watch boom there you go let's see more loot yes well not more loot more loot race anything that makes it so I have to move less is what I'm going to upgrade from now on that's that's my goal is to go is to go not as far as possible as unar as possible hold on I I do see a chest though I will go for that I see another chest I see I see another chest all right there's another chest okay that's a lot of that's a lot oh my god wow I feel like things escalated very quickly so apparently now I get a bunch of new stuff because I got far enough inside of yeah see I got a shop okay got a free crate inside is just another kunai I don't know what that is that's a bunch of letters I can level it up just like spending money on it attack Health armor oh how many I have a lot of I have a lot of gold okay yeah just all right yeah keep keep it rolling why not yeah sure more hit points uh-huh you may be wondering I know this is like the most important thing on everyone's mind is why the name isington with an a for some reason it said yeet y is against the terms of service a legal name $2 what does this do oh my God uh all right yeah go ahead open it up what do I get all right I got a a better kunai a better katana I love that the normal stuff is just like a belt yo yeah go and put on my shoes and put on my belt survive for more than 10 minutes okay I love how it's there's just like random stuff just all over the place I got a necklace for existing it's like a participation prize why do I have a bunch of Angel tear sitting in my bag I'll worry about it later oh okay all right yeah just do it Go a certain direction oh it kind of does all right let's try some different stuff but I I'm not going to lie I kind I kind oh my God what I was going to say is I kind of do want my soccer ball again because it's amazing missiles doubled summons type a drone buyers many like an extra drone do I get two of them yep dual wielding drones nice I love how they're aiming at absolutely nothing they're just like using the missiles to use the missiles missiles doubled all right I haven't seen the drill yet oh the drill bounces it's kind of like a soccer ball anything that's vaguely reminiscent of my soccer Glory immediately gets a special place in my heart Boomerang the more stuff that bounces around the better so if I if I can get the soccer ball now I will be in like zombie abusive Heaven damage double or a new item now we'll just double damage I'm not going to lie this this Katana is kind of ridiculous all right zombies bringing on taste the katana tastes good doesn't it yeah just kind of carve through left and right that's all you really got to do meat gold plus one drill again the more bouncy things the better I love that I can walk in a straight line and nothing survives it's kind of the antithesis of what I did last time see before I stayed in one spot but now I'm just walking watch this just going to walk in a straight line what can go wrong hold on I got grab this money got to walk in a straight line except except when I'm taunted by money or exp that works too ads another blade wave sure still just walking in a straight line oh hold on we got the king I remember how much trouble I had with that guy just instantaneously died to the blade wave all right here here comes the lucky train oh it's Choo chuing give me another Katana another K the katana is amazing honestly if I can get like 30 of them that'd be fantastic a lot of gold all right I'll take a drill I'll take all of those things I'll take every single one of those that is fantastic oh my God I had noide idea I love how the targeting icons for the the Rockets it's just like nonstop it's just nothing but Rockets everywhere all right so after you go in a straight line for a while you kind of you like lower down like this and you can you can trace back your pathway to pick up most of the experience points I guess yes all right let's see let's see how strong the incoming zombies are with the blade wave uh yeah I'm not I'm not sure the incoming zombies care or I'm not sure they matter I should say the blade wave is just massacring I've left my straight line just so I can pick up items adds more damage more boomerangs you'll notice that my my plan for success is always whatever requires the least amount of brain function that that's what I go for like I'm sure there's a more efficient way to do things I just don't want to I'd I'd rather do as little as possible and somehow make it work how much damage can I do on this guy oh my God oh my God okay he died in uh like 1 second it's like 1 second give me another Katana all right I'll take another Boomerang when I get this magnet like it's so insane because I have so many magnet things just everywhere you know what let's uh let's get this cuz that goes on this side uh yeah give me another one add Boomerang size really oh my boomerang's got super sized like McDonald's style more Katana I haven't gotten the loot pickup which makes me sad I want the loot pickup makes my life easier the soccer ball I'm not saying no to a soccer ball ah yes my favorite flavor zombie Souls I guess I could do the thing where I just don't move again uh except I'm I'm like I think I'm moving less than I was moving the last time again I haven't upgraded my my loot capturing abilities so I have to do a lot of manual labor in order to pick them all up Fitness guide o max out the katar to do it there is so much experience just laying around more drills all right it's the guys that can like shoot their sadness at you I have to kill them because I don't want to have to dodge moving slightly takes less effort than like moving to dodge yeah give me the energy drink add size and damage sure my boomerangs are uh they're mutant boomerangs my my boomerangs have mutated to a point that is completely unreasonable I was wondering how I was is going to survive like the ridiculous end wave that you get I I think I I think I know how now yeah give me the type a damage Bring it on Bring It On yeah what you got for me got nothing all right they they got they had a little something they had they had a little something for like oh my God that's a magnet oh yes wo okay I have no idea what that does yeah give me the loot range I have oh okay I think I just got like five levels in a row I can't stop or attack power oh my God I have no idea what this is but I like it it looks cool that's all that matters oh my God woo well you know what would be amazing right about now a magnet hold on let me let me see if I can manage to get let me go ahead and ride the luck train give me some magnets please it's too much loot on the ground I can't grab it all it makes me depressed just watching it there without being able to get it so come on yeah woo oh my God every once in a while you see the damage that like the reverse polarity thing does and it is absolutely incredible I'm just going to keep doing this just give me more loot range why not there I don't have to go anywhere now I barely have to move to get the loot here just kind of stand here like this uh I don't know they they might they might catch up to me oh maybe not never mind all right you guys got 50 seconds to try and kill me all right hold on I got to grab all this loot oh that is a lot of spitt guys stop spitting your depression at me Destroyer cool oh my God it's an orbital strike my uh my drones have combined into one ridiculous super drone I don't even know know if I've taken damage in a while I really have no idea I can't I can barely see anything on the screen cuz everything's either exploding or dying so quickly and all the stuff I can grab it from so far away all right here we go we have we've got a boss coming I've lasted the 10 minutes the devour all right how strong is the devour okay the devour looks pretty big never mind the devour just got devoured the devour got absolutely obliterated energy drink cool what do I do the Devourer got devoured I he he lost he died like really a lot I have to now I have to destroy all of his devour children I guess that's awful all right I'm just going to stand here again man I I need to get another loot distance because I I I I kill stuff so far away that I don't get to collect anything I needed to make my weapons weaker so that stuff can get closer to me hold on I got to move exp gain bigger balls give me the EXP game exp is basically like the currency of the Gods you're like I'll take it I don't even know if my soccer ball gets a chance to do anything cuz everything else dies so quickly what does the soccer ball get upgraded into probably something stupid it's probably just like a baseball or something all right let's let's finish up our magnet huh it's a lot of ladybugs or glow bugs I really don't know uh they still can't get to me they still can't get to me I love that I got a lucky train and I have no clue where I got it from because it came from so far away oh I can skip this oh I got more experience okay sure we got to collect some of the XP just kind of like laying on the ground yeah give me more give me more experience let's keep the experience stupidity rolling uhhuh let's finish up the soccer ball getting close oh the distance is so good soccer ball complete a lot of damage uh yeah this is a game this is a game that I don't have to hack because uh the game the game basically hacks itself again I'm just going to just going to stand here not moving stuff doesn't even get on the screen I don't even get to see what I'm attacking at this point I have no idea what it could be I've got to get some of the various Point give me your loot well I finally have to pick something I don't have I guess which one of these do I want I haven't gotten the force field I guess we'll try that uh I think there was a slime guy there I don't really know because he insta died so oh I got more XP and more health regen and more XP I have I have a lot of XP 40 extra XP oh it's like being level one again this is great I got tired of standing in one spot so I've decided to go with the agile technique of moving forward in a straight line attack plus 50 I'm doing like uh you know little two grand on each hit I don't really know how much damage my blades do because everything dies by the time my sword gets to them so I kind of have to like go at an angle in order to do it ooh a magnet yay sure eventually this I guess upgrades my drills which I'm very curious about oh the bugs have changed color does that mean that they're stronger no it doesn't at all I got another lucky train I think the the lucky trains could just be happening randomly at this point I don't even know if I'm killing something to make them happen all right we're almost at the evolution I think I say that but I honestly have no clue are you ready uh sure I haven't taken damage but I I just want to like see what the upgrade is it's like it's a running out of stuff to give me it's like just take one of these is already all right I'll I'll take this my Forest field now damages creatures but again it doesn't matter because they never get there uh yeah keep it rolling I am almost level 50 oh there's kittens or whatever now too my force field is pretty ridiculous hold on let me let me do the thing I'm just going to stand here anything that touches the force field takes like 700 damage or something yep don't mind me just chilling out in the middle of the screen no big deal lot of XP laying around though probably do something about that oh yeah and now on this side to the left and the right finish up the forest covers the whole screen oh my God come on everyone you can do it oh oh you're I see you're going for a big push there come on great still plays didn't raise no quitters hold on I got a boss coming in here so I got to get all this loot Force barrier this is my domain oh my God I think I think I'm out of skills I don't think I can get any more skills yay wow uh all right well turns out the best way to survive is just to not move from your computer chair hey folks this episode of Survivor till next time St foxy much love