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Jimmy Shares Bone-Chilling Scarecrow Nightmare in Anticipation of Jimmy Fallon's Tonightmares
Category: Comedy
-i'm sorry if i -- if i seem a little distracted. i'm still thinking about this nightmare i had last night. or should i say my tonightmare? [ thunder crashes, woman screams ] i was alone, lost in the middle of a corn maze. it was getting dark, and i couldn't find my way out. ♪♪ i started to panic. i... Read more
St. Vincent: Flea | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-performing "flea" from her new album, "all born screaming," give it up for st. vincent! [ cheers and applause ] -♪ i'm just like a hungry little flea ♪ ♪♪ ♪ jumping on somebody's warm body ♪ ♪ when you start to itch and scratch and scream ♪ ♪ once i'm in, you can't get rid of me ♪ ♪ once i'm in, you... Read more
St. Vincent: Big Time Nothing | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
[ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ don't blink, don't wait, don't walk, you're late ♪ ♪ don't fall from grace, behave, don't trip, sashay ♪ ♪ okay, sashay ♪ ♪ don't kid, don't blame, don't snap, insane ♪ ♪ don't crack, don't act your age, don't change your name ♪ ♪ it's all the rage ♪ ♪ do ask, but don't... Read more
Eve Hewson on Her Brat Summer, Not Wanting to Meet Charli xcx and The Perfect Couple (Extended)
Category: Comedy
-you look fantastic. thanks so much for being here. -thanks. i'm so happy to be here. -i haven't see you in a while. and i said, "how was your summer?" and you told me you had a brat summer. -well, duh. -what do you mean "well, duh"? -didn't everyone have a brat summer? -yeah, i mean... [ cheers and... Read more
Trump "Prepares" for Debate Amidst Cease & Desist, Elon Musk to Be First Trillionaire | Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show"! you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. well, guys, tomorrow, in philadelphia is the big presidential debate between vice president harris and former president trump. which, of course,... Read more
Very Demi Moore, Very Mindful (Cold Open) | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
[ knock on door ] -hey, demi. -hey, jimmy. -i'm so happy you're here. thanks so much for being on the show. you look fantastic! -well, yes. i mean, you see how i dress to appear on "the tonight show"? very demi moore, very mindful. i mean, i don't come to "the tonight show" with a green-cut crease.... Read more
Box of Lies with Demi Moore | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-welcome back to "the tonight show." we're about to play a game called box of lies, but i'm gonna need some help. she's a very talented actor you can see in the new movie "the substance," which is in theaters nationwide on september 20th. please welcome demi moore! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome,... Read more
Demi Moore Talks Variety's Demi-ssance, Her Dog's Vogue Cover and The Substance (Extended)
Category: Comedy
-thank you so much and welcome back to the show. thanks for coming on our show. look at you here on the cover of "variety." [ cheers and applause ] they're calling this the year of the -- the demissance. -wow. doesn't that sound like a party that we should go to? -yeah, we should go to the demissance.... Read more
Jimmy Kimmel Cheekily Reacts To Jimmy Fallon’s Late-Night Episode Cancellation
Category: News & Politics
Jimmy kimmel cheekily reacts to jimmy fallon’s late-night episode cancellation Read more
Paris Hilton Confirms New Reality Show with Nicole Richie and Certifies Jimmy a "Bad B*tch"
Category: Comedy
-paris hilton, welcome back to the show. you look fantastic, as always. the album is out officially at midnight. right now, it's out. [ cheers and applause ] "infinite icon." pink vinyl. how rad is this? -so sick. -it is sick. -iconic. -how are you? how is the family, by the way? -the family is doing... Read more
Scarlett Johansson Surprises as Time's Most Influential in AI – Elon Musk Left Out!
Category: News & Politics
In a surprising twist scarlet johansson has edged out elon musk in time magazine's most influential people in ai list causing a stir worldwide time renowned for highlighting the leading figures in artificial intelligence faced backlash for not including musk in its prestigious category despite his significant... Read more
The CRazy ❤️❤️ Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
Category: Entertainment
Kira sedwick and kevin bacon's love story hollywood classic romance with kevin bacon and kira sedwick they met on lanford wilson's late 1980s pbs drama lemon sky though in relationships their common acquaintance actress jill clayberg introduced them and they clicked bacon le and sedwick supported during... Read more
Justin Theroux Responds to Plane Nudist, Japanese Circus and Motorcycle Gang Rumors
Category: Comedy
-justin, there's so much i have to talk to you about. you've been promoting this film now all over the world. -yes. -where were you just yesterday? -just yesterday, i was in, uh -- in italy. and we just got back last night. yeah. -and you also got engaged, by the way. -yes, thank you. -congratulations.... Read more
Good Cop, Goth Cop with Justin Theroux | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-welcome back. we are hanging out with justin theroux! -he stars in the new movie "beetlejuice beetlejuice," out this weekend. now, you're an amazing actor. and a lot of people might not know this, but you and i actually got our start together. -yeah. we did. i thought you were gonna bring this up.... Read more
Trump Fails with Gen Z, Town Hall Moderated by Fox Ally Sean Hannity | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
Welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. thank you for watching at home. from the new movie "beetlejuice beetlejuice," justin theroux is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] also, she's one of the greatest olympians of all time. simone biles is here this evening! [... Read more
How Katie Ledecky Is Defining Success for Paris #shorts #olympics #athletics #athlete
Category: People & Blogs
How katie lei is defining success for paris 2024 katie lei the remarkable american swimmer has been rewriting the record books at the 2024 paris olympics her relentless pursuit of excellence has led to historic achievements in the pool let's dive into her remarkable journey one most decorated female... Read more
Katie Ledecky on Playing Peek-a-Boo with Michael Jordan and Viral Fan Moment at Paris Olympics
Category: Comedy
-katie ledecky, welcome back to "the tonight show." and, man, you brought some friends with you. wow! can i hold one or just feel it? wow. this is -- oh, my gosh. does this hurt your neck? -a little bit. -a little bit, yeah. -that's okay. -you were unbelievable, pal. i'm so happy. thank you for coming... Read more
Kamala Harris Wants Trump Rattled at Debate, Strategizing Ways to “Poke the Bear” | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. thank you. welcome. well, guys, earlier today, students across the country went back to school. yeah. of course, the first day of school is always emotional. this morning, my kids were crying when i put them on the bus. and... Read more
5 Fascinating Facts About Michael Keaton's Film Career!
Category: People & Blogs
Stop what you're doing do you know these five crazy facts about michael keaton's career all right movie buffs let's dive in fact one did you know michael keaton's real name is michael douglas he changed it to avoid confusion with the other famous michael douglas the fact twoo before becoming an a-list... Read more
Taylor Tomlinson Talks Save Me Comedy Tour and Gets Jimmy to Sign a Fever Pitch DVD | Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
-welcome back! -hi. -here's your tour right there. come on. that's a big deal. -thank you. thank you so much. -taylor, you came on the show and did stand-up here. it was one of your first appearances. i was so happy and lucky to have you. i'm, like, the biggest fan of yours. -thank you so much. yeah,... Read more