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Category: Comedy

They too on it sometimes aren't they have you ever been on holiday and your and your card has been blocked by the bank you ever had this i was on holiday i rang up the bank i said my car's been blocked yes mr manford we reason to believe your card is currently been used in spain yeah it was up to about... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] hello hello good evening how are you good good good don't worry i've never heard of me either got to be honest with you ladies and gentlemen it's lovely to be here for those who haven't yet worked out i'm from liverpool yeah it just shows the bbc's commitment to ethnic diversity they could have... Read more

Category: Comedy

I don't know what to do with my kids the problem is i'm a kid in my head i'm still childish you know sometimes you get left like right you're in charge i think i'm not i'm just the eldest that's all i am my good daughters have got me tied up man theyve got me wra around their little fingers i can't... Read more

Category: Comedy

Why is he called use the pedophile and you the pedophile i was me to take the place of somebody el you meant to take the place of a pedophile is he in prison now no you what they just called him a pedopile they call him a pedophile and he couldn't make it so you sat there fully prepared to be called... Read more

Category: Comedy

Which app are you on a hinge how how do you try to present do you try to present funny i just try to show my hobbies i like comedy i like live music i play pokemon video game yeah okay listen don't miss you just gave women50 reasons not to take i play the video game competitively so i like go to tournament... Read more