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Category: Comedy

-i'm sorry if i -- if i seem a little distracted. i'm still thinking about this nightmare i had last night. or should i say my tonightmare? [ thunder crashes, woman screams ] i was alone, lost in the middle of a corn maze. it was getting dark, and i couldn't find my way out. ♪♪ i started to panic. i... Read more

Category: Comedy

-performing "flea" from her new album, "all born screaming," give it up for st. vincent! [ cheers and applause ] -♪ i'm just like a hungry little flea ♪ ♪♪ ♪ jumping on somebody's warm body ♪ ♪ when you start to itch and scratch and scream ♪ ♪ once i'm in, you can't get rid of me ♪ ♪ once i'm in, you... Read more

Category: Comedy

[ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ don't blink, don't wait, don't walk, you're late ♪ ♪ don't fall from grace, behave, don't trip, sashay ♪ ♪ okay, sashay ♪ ♪ don't kid, don't blame, don't snap, insane ♪ ♪ don't crack, don't act your age, don't change your name ♪ ♪ it's all the rage ♪ ♪ do ask, but don't... Read more

Category: Comedy

-you look fantastic. thanks so much for being here. -thanks. i'm so happy to be here. -i haven't see you in a while. and i said, "how was your summer?" and you told me you had a brat summer. -well, duh. -what do you mean "well, duh"? -didn't everyone have a brat summer? -yeah, i mean... [ cheers and... Read more

Category: Comedy

-enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show"! you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. well, guys, tomorrow, in philadelphia is the big presidential debate between vice president harris and former president trump. which, of course,... Read more

Category: Comedy

[ knock on door ] -hey, demi. -hey, jimmy. -i'm so happy you're here. thanks so much for being on the show. you look fantastic! -well, yes. i mean, you see how i dress to appear on "the tonight show"? very demi moore, very mindful. i mean, i don't come to "the tonight show" with a green-cut crease.... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back to "the tonight show." we're about to play a game called box of lies, but i'm gonna need some help. she's a very talented actor you can see in the new movie "the substance," which is in theaters nationwide on september 20th. please welcome demi moore! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome,... Read more

Category: Comedy

-thank you so much and welcome back to the show. thanks for coming on our show. look at you here on the cover of "variety." [ cheers and applause ] they're calling this the year of the -- the demissance. -wow. doesn't that sound like a party that we should go to? -yeah, we should go to the demissance.... Read more

Category: Comedy

Ladies and gentlemen here's a professional actor reading the line it's a me mario in a very dramatic way it's a me mario Read more

Category: News & Politics

Nefer scores 26 and links overcome caitlyn clark's 25-point night for 99 to 88 win over fever in diana poas nefisa ker scored nine of her 26 points in the third quarter bridget carlton made three three-pointers in the final four minutes and the minnesota links overcame a 25-point night by caitlyn clark... Read more

Category: Comedy

-paris hilton, welcome back to the show. you look fantastic, as always. the album is out officially at midnight. right now, it's out. [ cheers and applause ] "infinite icon." pink vinyl. how rad is this? -so sick. -it is sick. -iconic. -how are you? how is the family, by the way? -the family is doing... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Hello and welcome to just entertainment gist...... simone biles recently appeared on the tonight show   starring jimmy fallon, where she discussed her  experience at the 2024 paris olympics and her   decision to prioritize her mental health after the  2020 tokyo olympics biles shared her thoughts on... Read more

Category: News & Politics

George stefanopoulos and ellie wentworth drop big career announcement away from gma as fans applaud outstanding news the news comes outside of good morning america and is the continuation of a recent project sign up for the entertainment and tv newsletter your info will be used in accordance with our... Read more

Category: Comedy

-justin, there's so much i have to talk to you about. you've been promoting this film now all over the world. -yes. -where were you just yesterday? -just yesterday, i was in, uh -- in italy. and we just got back last night. yeah. -and you also got engaged, by the way. -yes, thank you. -congratulations.... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back. we are hanging out with justin theroux! -he stars in the new movie "beetlejuice beetlejuice," out this weekend. now, you're an amazing actor. and a lot of people might not know this, but you and i actually got our start together. -yeah. we did. i thought you were gonna bring this up.... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. thank you for watching at home. from the new movie "beetlejuice beetlejuice," justin theroux is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] also, she's one of the greatest olympians of all time. simone biles is here this evening! [... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

How katie lei is defining success for paris 2024 katie lei the remarkable american swimmer has been rewriting the record books at the 2024 paris olympics her relentless pursuit of excellence has led to historic achievements in the pool let's dive into her remarkable journey one most decorated female... Read more

Category: Comedy

-katie ledecky, welcome back to "the tonight show." and, man, you brought some friends with you. wow! can i hold one or just feel it? wow. this is -- oh, my gosh. does this hurt your neck? -a little bit. -a little bit, yeah. -that's okay. -you were unbelievable, pal. i'm so happy. thank you for coming... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Ugandan olympic runner rebecca cheptegei set on fire by her boyfriend Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. thank you. welcome. well, guys, earlier today, students across the country went back to school. yeah. of course, the first day of school is always emotional. this morning, my kids were crying when i put them on the bus. and... Read more