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full debate: Harris vs. Trump 2024 presidential debate was so UNHINGED I’m creasing 😂🫠
Category: News & Politics
In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there she was big on defund the police in minnesota she went out wait a minute i'm talking now you don't mind please does that sound familiar oh she went... Read more
Holy S**t': Jon Stewart Nails Exact Moment😱 Kamala Harris 'Crushed' Trump At Debate..😯
Category: News & Politics
Introduction opening hook describe the electrifying atmosphere of the debate and the high stakes for both candidates thesis statement explore how john stewart precisely identified the pivotal moment in the debate when camala harris effectively challenged donald trump marking a turning point in the discussion... Read more
Trump Tries to Spin Poor Debate Performance & Taylor Swift Endorses Kamala Harris | The Daily Show
Category: Comedy
Jordan klepper recaps the presidential debate last night kamla harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor allison swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for trump in terms of personal tragedies for him i'd put it somewhere between losing... Read more
Kamala Harris TRIGGERED TRUMP Into Raging-Red-Faced-Lunacy!!!
Category: News & Politics
[music] the much anticipated debate between former president donald trump and vice president kamla harris took place on september 10th 2024 and it lived up to the hype with election day fast approaching both candidates were eager to make their case to the american public held at the national constitution... Read more
Michael Kosta Explores Courtesy Towing, Philadelphia’s Flop Parking Program | The Daily Show
Category: Comedy
City parking it's a hell for those who choose to live in urban areas but in philadelphia the eating in public capital of america if you're not keeping up with parking rules they'll move your car for you isn't that great it's called courtesy towing and philadelphians love it my car was moved from a legal... Read more
Laura Loomer Angers MTG, Taylor Swift Causes Panic & Biden Wears a MAGA Hat? | The Daily Show
Category: Comedy
Trump commemorated 9/11 with a 9/11 conspiracy theorist we are now just 53 days away from the election, and the candidates are pulling out all the stops to build out their coalitions. on the republican side, donald trump has been flying around the country with far right internet troll, laura loomer,... Read more
Jon Stewart Tackles Harris & Trump's Debate and What This Means for the Election | The Daily Show
Category: Comedy
Welcome to the daily show! my name is jon stewart. the second presidential debate has just wrapped up. we are live. well, technically, technically, i guess this is the second presidential debate. the first presidential debate of this match up. i can't wait to see who the winner will take on next i think.... Read more
The BIGGEST Presidential Debate FAILS in History
Category: News & Politics
So because we've done two debates and because they were successful there will be no third debate as everyone saw two nights ago we had a monumental victory over comrade camala harris in the presidential dep in a significant development ahead of the november 5th election republican presidential candidate... Read more
Sasheer Zamata - Getting Witchy in “Agatha All Along” | The Daily Show
Category: Comedy
Please welcome sasheer zamata. [applause] n/a n/a n/a sasheer. - jordan. oh my gosh. - oh my gosh. - oh my gosh. oh my gosh. i see this-- is it witch season already? it's been witch season. it's spooky time. it is. it comes earlier every year. is that because of, like, dark magic? - money. - it's money.... Read more
John Leguizamo Breaks Down the SAVE Act and Latino Voter Suppression | The Daily Show
Category: Comedy
Yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up, everybody? [cheering, applause] it's john leguizamo here. look, in two short months, america is going to be deciding whether to let kamala harris, its first woman, or donald trump, its grossest man. and i'm here because you know how every time they say that a bell rings an... Read more
Jon Stewart Reacts to Trump Saying | January 6 Wasn't His Fault
Category: News & Politics
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Jon Stewart Tackles Harris & Trump's Debate and What This Means for the Election Info Express
Category: People & Blogs
The daily show debate wrap up a hilarious take on the political circus welcome to the daily show john stewart with his signature wit delivers a comedic analysis of the second presidential debate in a way only he can john begins by humorously emphasizing that while this may be the second debate it feels... Read more
Jon Stewart Goes Off #shorts #jonstewart #trump
Category: Entertainment
Woo the great party switch here we go donald trump has picked up the unexpected support of former democrats rfk jr and telsey gabbert and might even have picked up one of jeffrey epstein's most esteemed former lawyers i am no longer a democrat i am no longer member of the democratic party i can't associate... Read more
How Punkie Johnson Beat the Odds to Join SNL!
Category: Comedy
[music] comedy a crowded stage want to be a comedian join the club everyone thinks they're funny but making people love for a living that's a whole other ball game it's a tough business tons of competition only a lucky few make it big so how do you stand out how do you go from open mics to soldout shows... Read more
The Timothy Walz Labor Day Happy Hour Speech Today in Milwaukee was BAD!
Category: Entertainment
[music] when everybody does better everybody does [music] better he claps too much and spews welcome to wack of walls as greatest hits now the democrats should know never to send the king of tampon distribution to a beer town like milwaukee because it was very evident that wacko waltz was sampling... Read more
The Timothy Walz Speech In Pennsylvania Yesterday Was CRAZY! #funny
Category: Entertainment
I am so incredibly grateful for uh the ability that this state has done what the he claps too much and spews welcome to wacko walls greatest hits hey patriots and welcome back to another edition of wacko walls' greatest hits tampon timmy came up from the van down by the river to give a speech in eerie... Read more
Tim Walz WEIRD SCREAM Speech Today at Human Rights Campaign Annual National Dinner #funny
Category: Entertainment
Look i'm coaching football i'm an old straight white guy i'm teaching social studies you're all picturing the damn stereotype here turns out that i'm like opposite well that is just shocking he claps too much and spews welcome to wack of walls as greatest hits hey patriots looks like lil timmy ended... Read more
Tim Walz Gaffes and Calls Kamala Harris a PROSTITUTE! #funny
Category: Entertainment
I was just uh getting introduced to mariah and uh she said uh kamla harris is going to change the [music] world he claps too much and spews welcome to wacko walls greatest hits hey patriots and welcome back to another edition of wacko walls' greatest hits where today we find captain creepy tampon timmy... Read more
Jon Stewart Reacts to the Trump-Biden Debate & Kosta Tackles SCOTUS Bribes | The Daily Show
Category: Comedy
[theme music] we just witnessed a debate between president joseph robinette biden versus former president donald robinette trump. [laughter] it was a highly anticipated affair, according to the network that was running it. the first biden trump debate a little over one month away right here on cnn.... Read more
Trump Gets Muted Mics in Debate, Coin Toss Will Determine Last Words | The Tonight Show
Category: Comedy
Welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here! you're watching! thank you for watching! you guys, i'm very excited about this. kevin hart is on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] i love kevin, seriously. what better way to kick off halloween season than with a fun-size guest? isn't... Read more