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Walmart recalled apple juice sold in 25 states due to elevated arsenic levels a but the arsenic is my favorite part Read more

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-paris hilton, welcome back to the show. you look fantastic, as always. the album is out officially at midnight. right now, it's out. [ cheers and applause ] "infinite icon." pink vinyl. how rad is this? -so sick. -it is sick. -iconic. -how are you? how is the family, by the way? -the family is doing... Read more

Category: Education

We all need a little bit of inspiration and motivation in our legend here's a great quote by george lucas your focus determines your reality and this is so important you've heard this so many times that you have to focus focusing is important and it means removing distractions great advice remember... Read more

Category: Comedy

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Category: People & Blogs

Second and two henry running right to the goal line and in let's see yes he is in for the touchdown that gets you the 15 it wasn't inside the opening this is the speedy man xavier worthy the fastest man to the end zone right away his first touch a kansas city touchdown strw worthy back pacho to the... Read more

Category: Comedy

You know that that joker to i think is coming out it's a it's a musical but they don't want to admit that it's a musical because you know all the the guys don't want to be like i'm seeing a musical and there was so there was a press conference with lady gaga today and and she said she said it's not... Read more

Category: Entertainment

♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey, welcome back, everybody. my first guest is an american you might know from his recent trip to paris. >> curry, over the double-team. oh! >> stephen: please welcome back to "the late show," four-time nba champion and now olympic gold medalist, steph curry! [cheers and applause] ♪... Read more

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Please have a seat everybody you're very kind welcome one and all to the late show i'm your host step colar ladies and gentlemen what do we looking at here how far away we are mere what 62 days from the election so mark your calendars and share your xanax because as of today this race is neck and whatever... Read more

Category: Entertainment

♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody. welcome back to "the late show." folks, my next guest is an emmy-nominated actor you know from "dunkirk," "mary queen of scots," and as river cartwright in "slow horses." please welcome to "the late show," jack lowden. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ good... Read more

Category: Comedy

-justin, there's so much i have to talk to you about. you've been promoting this film now all over the world. -yes. -where were you just yesterday? -just yesterday, i was in, uh -- in italy. and we just got back last night. yeah. -and you also got engaged, by the way. -yes, thank you. -congratulations.... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back. we are hanging out with justin theroux! -he stars in the new movie "beetlejuice beetlejuice," out this weekend. now, you're an amazing actor. and a lot of people might not know this, but you and i actually got our start together. -yeah. we did. i thought you were gonna bring this up.... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. thank you for watching at home. from the new movie "beetlejuice beetlejuice," justin theroux is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] also, she's one of the greatest olympians of all time. simone biles is here this evening! [... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

But you played with billy joel at madison square garden that is incredible i did yeah it was amazing i would love to do that were you nervous oh my god were you kidding me of course of course i was nervous yeah i wouldn't have been nervous about the audience i would have been nervous about him well... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

How katie lei is defining success for paris 2024 katie lei the remarkable american swimmer has been rewriting the record books at the 2024 paris olympics her relentless pursuit of excellence has led to historic achievements in the pool let's dive into her remarkable journey one most decorated female... Read more

Category: Comedy

-katie ledecky, welcome back to "the tonight show." and, man, you brought some friends with you. wow! can i hold one or just feel it? wow. this is -- oh, my gosh. does this hurt your neck? -a little bit. -a little bit, yeah. -that's okay. -you were unbelievable, pal. i'm so happy. thank you for coming... Read more

Category: Entertainment

अरे कुल मिला के 000 जमा हुआ है 000 जमा होना था बाकी दो लोग कौन है जो इस बार पैसा कम दिया है तुमको बोले थे ना सब बच्चा से पैसा लेना इतना कम पैसा में हम लोग कैसे टीचर्स डे सेलिब्रेट कर पाएंगे कौन दो लोग पैसा नहीं दिया है अरे काला कद्दू और गोरा कद्दू पैसा नहीं दिया है अरे उस लोग को कितना बार समझाना पड़ेगा हर साल का वही बात है जब सबको पता है हर बच्चा 5500 देता है टीचर्स डे के दिन तो वो लोग का नहीं दिया है ए काला कदो और गोला कर दो पैसा... Read more

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[music] smells like kelly sheets but it was 99 cents Read more

Category: Comedy

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Category: People & Blogs

You need to watch this if you're a true 49ers fan the team just secured a vital piece of their roster puzzle trent williams the powerhouse left tackle ends his hold out and resigns with the 49ers for a jaw-dropping $ 82.6 million after some nail-biting negotiations williams will be protecting the quarterback... Read more