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Wayne Brady and Skylar Astin give our theme song the lyrics it deserves thumbnail
Wayne Brady and Skylar Astin give our theme song the lyrics it deserves

Category: Entertainment

We have this theme song that doesn't have any lyrics and we were hoping the three of you might improvise some lyrics to it and it'd be great if you could give a shout out to our viewers in ohio i guess we need like a bump there so yeah give it a try whenever you're ready after midnight y'all woo where... Read more

Pitt Or Clooney: Who Smells Better? Amy Ryan Has The Answer thumbnail
Pitt Or Clooney: Who Smells Better? Amy Ryan Has The Answer

Category: Entertainment

[cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. ladies and gentlemen, folk, you know my next guest tonight from her scene-stealing performances in movies like "gone baby gone" and shows including "the office" and "only murders in the building." she now stars in the new film "wolfs." please... Read more

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Buy The MAGA Friendship Bracelet

Category: Entertainment

Close to 10 million instagram users have liked swift's post explaining her decision to back harris and her running mate tim wals the harris walls campaign is selling out of taylor swift tribute friendship bracelets after the singer's endorsement not to be outdone the trump campaign responded with their... Read more

LIVE Monologue: Harris Gets Under Trump's Skin | Eating Cats And Dogs | Taylor Swift's Endorsement thumbnail
LIVE Monologue: Harris Gets Under Trump's Skin | Eating Cats And Dogs | Taylor Swift's Endorsement

Category: Entertainment

welcome. welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world. to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. make no mistake. we are live right now! coming to you from the ed sullivan theater after the first presidential debate. harris v. trump. kamala versus the trauma-la. donald versus... Read more

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Trump Ignores Pence And Bolton, Invites Taliban To Camp David

Category: Entertainment

Welcome in here out there all around the world all of our viewers at sea welcome to the late show i'm your host stephen colbert the the big story tonight tweet unbeknownst to almost everyone in the major taliban leaders and separately the president of afghanistan we're going to secretly meet with me... Read more

Countdown to the 2024 election: Day 52 | MSNBC Highlights | Trump vs Kamala Debate thumbnail
Countdown to the 2024 election: Day 52 | MSNBC Highlights | Trump vs Kamala Debate

Category: Sports

Am i the only one that didn't know just how intense this election season is buckle up folks with only 52 days until the big decision the race is tighter than ever last night on msnbc we saw some jaw-dropping moments first up the latest poll numbers are in candidate a is leading by a razor thin margin... Read more

"Harris Was Relentless In Her Prosecution Of Donald Trump" - John Dickerson thumbnail
"Harris Was Relentless In Her Prosecution Of Donald Trump" - John Dickerson

Category: Entertainment

>> stephen: hey, everybody, welcome back! to the live "late show" my guest tonight is an author, the anchor of "the daily report with john dickerson," and was just recently named co-anchor of "cbs evening news." please welcome back to "the late show," mr. john dickerson. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ okay.... Read more

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John Dickerson: Trump Can't Take Being Taunted About Crowd Size

Category: Entertainment

[cheers and applause] >> stephen: right there. we are back with the anchor of "the daily report with john dickerson" cbs news. mr. john dickerson. john dickerson, we learned a lot about kamala harris tonight, as you said. there was a lot the audience didn't know. 20% of americans wanted to learn more.... Read more

Are The Debates Better Without An Audience? John Dickerson Weighs In thumbnail
Are The Debates Better Without An Audience? John Dickerson Weighs In

Category: Entertainment

♪ ♪>> stephen: hey, everybody, we are back with john dickerson from cbs news. quickly before we go onto the debate itself, president trump in a podcast the other day said that he was beaten by a whisker in the 2020 -- he admitted defeat by a whisker and said it a couple times. then tonight david muir... Read more

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Nick Minaj against President Trump!!

Category: Entertainment

My joke is well i guess it's no surprise that donald trump isn't impressed by lebron james seeing as king james has three rings and trump achieved that two divorces ago boom queen the queen everybody Read more

Jeff Bridges Talks About The Health Scare That Almost Derailed "The Old Man" thumbnail
Jeff Bridges Talks About The Health Scare That Almost Derailed "The Old Man"

Category: Entertainment

>> stephen: welcome back to "the late show." back with the star of "the old man," jeff bridges pager in the second season of "the old man," premieres tonight. a lot has changed since the first season of the show. including a significant health scare that you had. would you mind expanding to the people... Read more

Jeff Bridges On The Contagious Joy He Inherited From His Father Lloyd Bridges thumbnail
Jeff Bridges On The Contagious Joy He Inherited From His Father Lloyd Bridges

Category: Entertainment

[cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody. welcome back. give it up for louis cato and "the late show" band right over there. [cheering] >> louis: it's good! >> stephen: hold on. did y'all -- i served up y'all some of that shrimp and hominy. what'd you think? >> louis: that's good eating. town... Read more

"Does This Taste Funny?" - Stephen & Evie's Cookbook Arrives On September 17th thumbnail
"Does This Taste Funny?" - Stephen & Evie's Cookbook Arrives On September 17th

Category: Entertainment

>> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome back to "the late show." my first guest tonight is my favorite guests of all time. please welcome my wife, evie mcgee colbert. hello, darling. >> evie: hello. hello. >> stephen: you have been on this show many times, starting in covid obviously. this is the first... Read more

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Jeff Bridges Takes A Photo Of Stephen Colbert With A Very Special Camera

Category: Entertainment

>> stephen: hey, everybody! look at that. i'm here with the star of "the old man," jeff bridges. you guys were out there for a couple months in montana during covid. did you write a cookbook together or anything like that? >> jeff: no but kind of like that. my wife, sure my wedding present for my wife... Read more

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Have You Heard What Happened With Stephen Colbert?

Category: People & Blogs

Stephen colbert, a master at satire and unrivaled  speech prowess, has been on our screen for well   over a decade now, bringing smiles and sometimes  unhinged laughter to our faces. for a person who   creates such an atmosphere, mostly out of rather  important topics like politics and religion,   surely... Read more

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“1-800-hot-n-fun” - LE SSERAFIM

Category: Entertainment

[music] really i'm honestly just sad about my shoes yeah i like to dance when a party i like to kiss everybody where the heck is saki just waiting down in the love i'm trying to break you down your baby get it turn up the party i like to dance with a party i like to kiss everybody where the heck isy... Read more

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le Colbert (8) naviguait en escadre de 15 navires à la vitesse de 32 nœuds

Category: Film & Animation

Pour garantir une défense et une attaque efficace le colbert naviguait au sein d'une escadre de 15 navires au missions complémentaires dont le porteavion et des frégates à pleine puissance les chaudières à vapeur sous pression produisent 86000 chevaux et deux hélices à 4 pes pousse le croiseur à la... Read more

Trump To PA: You've Got No Choice | Walz Dunks On Vance's Donut Disaster | Did Alexa Endorse Harris? thumbnail
Trump To PA: You've Got No Choice | Walz Dunks On Vance's Donut Disaster | Did Alexa Endorse Harris?

Category: Entertainment

[applause] welcome one and all in here out there all around the world to the late show i'm your host steven colar and ladies and gentlemen we are coming to you live is what i'll be saying next week when kla harris and donald trump face off in their first presidential debate i'll be right here after... Read more

‘Terrible information control’: Campaign struggles to control Trump’s rhetoric on immigrants thumbnail
‘Terrible information control’: Campaign struggles to control Trump’s rhetoric on immigrants

Category: Sports

None the trump campaign is facing a new wave of criticism efforts to control the former president's inflammatory remarks about immigrants have hit a wall despite numerous attempts at damage control trump's rhetoric continues to spark outrage in recent days his statements have been labeled as terrible... Read more

Trump Still Pushing Pet Eating Conspiracy, Won't Debate Kamala Again & MTG vs Laura Loomer thumbnail
Trump Still Pushing Pet Eating Conspiracy, Won't Debate Kamala Again & MTG vs Laura Loomer

Category: Sports

If you don't like politics but love drama then buckle up because trump is at it again so trump's been busy stirring the pot with some wild claims first up he's pushing an outlandish conspiracy theory about haitian immigrants being traded for musical instruments yeah you heard that right and if that... Read more