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Category: Comedy

Hi there welcome to the show still taking place in this blank void which fun fact is actually just a zoomed in picture of this i voted sticker which is great unfortunately that sticker is attached to james woods which is very much not and obviously we're going to start with our main story tonight which... Read more

Category: Comedy

Donald trump the first president elected without any prior experience as a human being now this this morning trump actually had some major news for us that abu bakar al bagdadi the head of isis had been killed and in classic trump fashion he was able to take something fundamentally positive and express... Read more

Category: Comedy

When i got to my parents house i had a feeling something wasn't right something was a miss when we gathered for our annual family supper when i opened the door to my car and could hear my dad and son fighting my worries were validated damn it gramps this isn't right watch your mouth boy remember whose... Read more

Category: Comedy

It is pretty clear that the republican party has been controlled by the absolute extremes but not just nationally at the local level too and to show you just how bad it's gotten just look at the mayoral race unfolding in the city of franklin tennessee where their current republican mayor is facing this... Read more

Category: Comedy

We are going to turn to congress which on friday did this the george santos saga is officially over within hours of his house colleagues voting to make him just the sixth member in history expelled from office crews were changing the locks on his washington office doors his final remark reportedly why... Read more