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Joe Buck on Monday Night Football with Troy Aikman & Which City Has the Toughest Fans thumbnail
Joe Buck on Monday Night Football with Troy Aikman & Which City Has the Toughest Fans

Category: Comedy

Intro our next guest is the voice of six super bowls and 24 world series next week he takes over play-by-play duties on monday night football on espn and abc please welcome joe buck [applause] first time on the show how are you i'm good i can't believe this is your first time on the show it is my first... Read more

Colman Domingo on His RuPaul Impression, First Job at the Circus & Working on the Movie Sing Sing thumbnail
Colman Domingo on His RuPaul Impression, First Job at the Circus & Working on the Movie Sing Sing

Category: Comedy

Our first guest is an oscar nominated emy awardwinning actor playwright and director his latest movie sing sing is in theaters now please welcome coleman domingo [applause] [music] [applause] [music] you know i knew i this i knew you're going to be here so this morning i spent about an hour thinking... Read more

Trump Sparks New Outrage with Pet-Eating Claim Won't Debate Kamala & MTG vs Loomer Feud Trump Debate thumbnail
Trump Sparks New Outrage with Pet-Eating Claim Won't Debate Kamala & MTG vs Loomer Feud Trump Debate

Category: People & Blogs

Thank you all for tuning in and joining us here in hollywood how many of you in the audience tonight are visiting from other places another question how many of you experienced your first earthquake this morning congratulations we had a 4.7 earthquake near malibu quite a way to start the day right i... Read more

Jane Fonda on the Presidential Debate, Trump Being Dangerous & Fighting for What’s Right thumbnail
Jane Fonda on the Presidential Debate, Trump Being Dangerous & Fighting for What’s Right

Category: Comedy

Our first guest tonight is a legend she is a two-time oscar winner and a frequently arrested champion of human rights please say hello to the one and only jaye [applause] [music] fonda guess what what i've got big news what happened taylor swift just endorsed kamala that's true right that really happened... Read more

Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down the Presidential Debate Between Donald Trump & Kamala Harris thumbnail
Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down the Presidential Debate Between Donald Trump & Kamala Harris

Category: Comedy

Jimmy kimmel no talent now he wouldn't do a show i guy's terrible jimmy kimmel show's practically dead nobody will watch jimmy kimmel every night his ratings are terrible he's not a talented guy i thought he was our lousy host jimmy kimel live tonight on abc the worst network is abc i think abc is a... Read more

“Bigger Threat Than Al-Qaeda… Two Wolves & A Lamb” James Carville DESTROYS Speaker Mike Johnson Q-LA thumbnail
“Bigger Threat Than Al-Qaeda… Two Wolves & A Lamb” James Carville DESTROYS Speaker Mike Johnson Q-LA

Category: News & Politics

Mik johnson and what he believes is one of the greatest threats we have today to the united states when pr you i know these people i'm a christian natural abol this is a this is a a bigger threat than al-qaeda up to this country speak of the house they got probably at least two supreme court justices... Read more

MAGA panic: Dogs, cats & piggie meltdown haunt Trump as GOP warns of election bloodbath thumbnail
MAGA panic: Dogs, cats & piggie meltdown haunt Trump as GOP warns of election bloodbath

Category: Sports

You need to hear this if you're a pet owner trust me it's positively hilarious so trump's facing a potential gop blood bath and guess who else is freaking out dogs cats even pet pigs yep it's a full-on animal meltdown picture this pho's hiding under the couch fluffy's refusing to leave her cat tower... Read more

Sean Burns Sean “Trump invited the Taliban to Camp David?” thumbnail
Sean Burns Sean “Trump invited the Taliban to Camp David?”

Category: News & Politics

And very afraid very cowardly in the face of donald trump and that's that and what happens is you're going it's an example no i'm talking about the culture because i think the great danger in this country is that leadership is not encouraged and and it's neither citizenry it's all become a mishmash... Read more

George Conway on Kamala Harris’ Beatdown of Trump at the Debate & Being One of His Biggest Enemies thumbnail
George Conway on Kamala Harris’ Beatdown of Trump at the Debate & Being One of His Biggest Enemies

Category: Comedy

Our next guest watch tonight's debate with a unique perspective he was married to one of the former president's closest advisers trump calls him a total loser please welcome george [applause] conway first of all i like what you've done with your hair thank you yes you look good how are you like thank... Read more

Trump Lies & Whines After Disastrous Debate, Swift for Kamala & Do Pro-Lifers Know the Female Body? thumbnail
Trump Lies & Whines After Disastrous Debate, Swift for Kamala & Do Pro-Lifers Know the Female Body?

Category: Sports

If you don't like politics but still crave drama then buckle up for this meltdown of epic proportions so the first presidential debate between trump and biden happened and let's just say it was a spectacle trump fresh off what many called a disastrous performance couldn't handle the heat instead of... Read more

Kamala Harris TRIGGERED TRUMP Into Raging-Red-Faced-Lunacy!!! thumbnail
Kamala Harris TRIGGERED TRUMP Into Raging-Red-Faced-Lunacy!!!

Category: News & Politics

[music] the much anticipated debate between former president donald trump and vice president kamla harris took place on september 10th 2024 and it lived up to the hype with election day fast approaching both candidates were eager to make their case to the american public held at the national constitution... Read more

The BIGGEST Presidential Debate FAILS in History thumbnail
The BIGGEST Presidential Debate FAILS in History

Category: News & Politics

So because we've done two debates and because they were successful there will be no third debate as everyone saw two nights ago we had a monumental victory over comrade camala harris in the presidential dep in a significant development ahead of the november 5th election republican presidential candidate... Read more

Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel React to Harris-Trump Debate: “Holy S*, She Crushed That” thumbnail
Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel React to Harris-Trump Debate: “Holy S*, She Crushed That”

Category: News & Politics

Jon stewart, stephen colbert, jimmy kimmel react to harris-trump debate: “holy s*, she crushed that” Read more

Jimmy Kimmel Roasts Trump Over Debate Lies! (Vance involved) thumbnail
Jimmy Kimmel Roasts Trump Over Debate Lies! (Vance involved)

Category: News & Politics

Exposing the most cringeworthy moment in debate history we're diving into trump's latest fiasco jimmy kimmel just crowned trump with the worst moment of any debate ever award and we've got jd vance to thank for it picture this trump claims haitian migrants are eating pets in ohio apparently springfield... Read more

‘Terrible information control’: Campaign struggles to control Trump’s rhetoric on immigrants thumbnail
‘Terrible information control’: Campaign struggles to control Trump’s rhetoric on immigrants

Category: Sports

None the trump campaign is facing a new wave of criticism efforts to control the former president's inflammatory remarks about immigrants have hit a wall despite numerous attempts at damage control trump's rhetoric continues to spark outrage in recent days his statements have been labeled as terrible... Read more

Trump Still Pushing Pet Eating Conspiracy, Won't Debate Kamala Again & MTG vs Laura Loomer thumbnail
Trump Still Pushing Pet Eating Conspiracy, Won't Debate Kamala Again & MTG vs Laura Loomer

Category: Sports

If you don't like politics but love drama then buckle up because trump is at it again so trump's been busy stirring the pot with some wild claims first up he's pushing an outlandish conspiracy theory about haitian immigrants being traded for musical instruments yeah you heard that right and if that... Read more

Grace Van Patten on James Gandolfini Inspiring Her to Act & Dating Her Tell Me Lies Love Interest thumbnail
Grace Van Patten on James Gandolfini Inspiring Her to Act & Dating Her Tell Me Lies Love Interest

Category: Comedy

Our next guest is a member of the proud van patton family dynasty new episodes of our show tell me live stream wednesdays on hulu please welcome grace van [applause] patton i'm sure people drive you crazy talking about this all the time especially people of my age but it's a to me like dick van patton... Read more

Jiminy Glick Interviews Sean Hayes thumbnail
Jiminy Glick Interviews Sean Hayes

Category: Comedy

[applause] [music] [applause] oh god help us oh you're hungry i'm sorry i i have a big celebrity coming to sit here in a second but i think i ordered a club sandwich covered in stevia so off you go i think i'm i think you may have a mistake i'm actually the person you're supposed to interview my name... Read more

Trump Still Pushing Pet Eating Conspiracy, Won't Debate Kamala Again & MTG vs Laura Loomer thumbnail
Trump Still Pushing Pet Eating Conspiracy, Won't Debate Kamala Again & MTG vs Laura Loomer

Category: Comedy

[applause] on the host of the show i thank you for watching thank you for joining us here and at our studio and hollywood how many of you uh thank you how many of you in our studio audience are visiting from other places tonight from another question how many of you got to experience your first earthquake... Read more

James Adomian on Playing MyPillow Mike Lindell, Bernie Sanders Impression & His First Comedy Special thumbnail
James Adomian on Playing MyPillow Mike Lindell, Bernie Sanders Impression & His First Comedy Special

Category: Comedy

Our next guest is a very funny guy and our very own resident my pillow man well i'm being sued for 1.3 billion dollar and i need some representation so it's right right here in the l so jigle and jehos hat how did i get in there what kind of dark magic is i play it's new stand up comedy schedle half... Read more