Trump Still Pushing Pet Eating Conspiracy, Won't Debate Kamala Again & MTG vs Laura Loomer

[Applause] on the host of the show I thank you for watching thank you for joining us here and at our studio and Hollywood how many of you uh thank you how many of you in our studio audience are visiting from other places tonight from another question how many of you got to experience your first earthquake this morning congratulations we had an earthquake we had a 4.7 earthquake near Malibu GMU you were shaking up this yeah yeah g me a lot yes it was that you know he you texted me right away was I the first person you texted uh no no no it it was Aaron you texted Aaron first why did you text Aaron before me oh because she lived closer what that happened that airquake okay and what was it like at your house oh it was it was shaking it was scary the dog start barking my son got scared was the like water in the pool going crazy or did you even look out in the backyard no I didn't look out the backyard I didn't feel it my phone felt it I got an alert saying it it happened and our daughter felt it but I didn't because I'll tell you why because I was wearing Crocs you know if you you won't feel an earthquake if you're wearing Crocs they act as a shock absorber and you you're totally safe if you wear them that's true I learned that from JD Vance it's I do have to say it was nice even for a few seconds to be rattled by something other than the the election this morning the tan Andreas fault our former president Donald Trump is cracking under pressure his tectonic plates are moving a lot lately he's still trying to convince the magav verse that he didn't blow it on Tuesday night against ker Harris even though he is clearly terrified of facing her again according to Rolling Stone members of his Trump's Inner Circle think another debate would be a bad idea they say his performance was so disappointing he doesn't know whether to call it Eric or Don Jr at this point the problem though for Donald Trump is you know he's a big tough guy he do dodging a debate makes him look like the coward that he is so and she challenged him to another one immediately he wants no part of it Trump had a a spin out last night on his website Prova social he wrote people are just starting to give me credit for having a great debate the voters and voter poll showed it but the fake news media wasn't giving the credit that was due wow remember I wasn't debating one person I was debating three they should fire everybody at ABC fake news and he's right it was three against one Trump got humiliated by KLA the moderators and by himself primarily then he continued this he continued to tantrum this afternoon when a prize fighter loses a fight the first words out of his mouth are I want a rematch polls clearly show that I won the debate against comrade kamla Harris comma should focus on what she should have done during the last Almost four-year period there will be no third debate but wait what happened to this guy anytime anywhere any place somehow you went from anytime anywhere any place to there will be no third debate I guess when you eat as many buckets of chicken as Donald Trump does eventually you turn into one it's I don't know how else to explain it I don't understand it I mean he's out there telling people he won the debate a debate we all clearly saw him lose why not just I mean if you're going to do that why not just say I did debate her a second time and guess what I won even more bigly than the last time here's the difference between Democrats and the Frank fretta fantasy world occupied by those who worship Donald Trump when Joe Biden slipped into a coma and started dreaming about SAS Barilla at the debate we acknowledged it he acknowledged it he said I had a bad night and then they sent him to live on a farm upstate but Donald Trump not only do does he lose the debate he embarrasses himself he demonstrates exactly why he doesn't have the temperament or intelligence to run a Dairy Queen store never mind the country and yet he's still screaming I won does anyone see a pattern here any of you election deniers are you starting to get it here Trump also got a kick in the McNuggets from Taylor Swift you know since Taylor endorsed Harris since she made that endorsement more than 400,000 Americans clicked the link she posted to register at vote.gov Trump said Taylor Taylor will pay a price for her endorsement in the marketplace which is something he knows a lot about because after the debate he won on Tuesday night truth social stock is in freef Fall look Trump's media stock plunges after debate his stock price sank faster than his Pomodoro his Media Company has lost more than $4 billion in value since May and it's still his most profitable business by the way but this is very bad timing for Trump uh because he's finally going to be allowed to unload his shares in truth social next Friday of course if he does that it would immediately tank the stock and screw all the people who invested in it so of course he will definitely be doing that probably the second he's allowed to he'll dump truth social he'll jump right back on Twitter mark my words and in the meantime Uncle scam announced a brand new grift join me live on Twitter spaces at 8:00 p.m. this September 16th for the launch of world Liberty Financial we're embracing the future with crypto and leaving the slow and outdated big Banks behind this is going to be surprising to our younger viewers but in the olden times candidates for president didn't promote money-making schemes while they ran for office The Venture is called World Liberty Financial which is a name just generic enough that your grandparents think they're paying their insurance bill but I have to say I would give any amount of money to see Donald Trump going on television and explain what he thinks crypto is I mentioned last night Trump uh Harris and President Biden were in Manhattan yesterday together for a 911 memorial ceremony after the ceremony Biden met with firefighters in Pennsylvania where he met a local yokul who apparently was not a fan Trump I give you my presidential hat presidential SE on it a ra oh sure I'll old huh yeah you remember your name I don't remember my name I'm SL you're an old park yeah I know man I'm an old guy you're an old park right I know you would know about that what not being old oh I know there you go man got I need I need that hat Want My Autograph hell no my come on I ain't going that far yeah do There He Go yeah yeah hey I'm proud of you [Music] now just remember no eating dogs and cats hey no good and the new comedy team was born when he put when he put put that hat that Trump hat on his head he gave everyone in Q andon a brain aneurysm at once but isn't it nice to see Biden fooling around every time I see him now it's like when you go on vacation and the Doggy Daycare texts you a picture of your golden retriever playing fetch you're like oh look at that he's having fun meanwhile Trump spent his afternoon yesterday defacing uh the American flag for a young admirer with that stupid Sharpie of his this by the way violates the official US flag code you're not supposed to write on the flag do you imagine the outrage if kamla signed a FL Sean Hannity would be in the hospital right now he'd be in in the hospital punching himself in the face they'd have to strap him down Melania you will be surprised to note did not accompany her husband to the debate or to the 911 ceremony instead he was joined by another lovely lady right-wing Looney Laura lumer who is a 911 conspiracy theorist she suggested it was an inside job only Donald Trump would bring a 911 conspiracy theorist to the 9/11 Memorial two days before the debate Laura lomer posted this disgusting Little Nugget she wrote If KLA Harris wins the White House will smell like Curry and White House speeches will be facilitated via a call center and the American people will only be able to convey their feedback through a customer satisfaction survey at the end of the call that nobody will understand which was so vile and racist even Marjorie Taylor green called her out on it She Wrote This is appalling and extremely racist it does not represent who we are as Republicans or Maga this does not represent president trump it does I feel like it does I feel like I kind of feel like it's captures his Essence exquisitly but do you know what a vomit you have to be to get called out by Margery Taylor green and yet somehow this Laura lummer she's traveling all over the country with Trump on his plane not only has she been pushing ing the cat and dog eating lie today she said Haitian immigrants aren't just eating cats and dogs they eat humans they traded the dog whistle in for a tuba folks only the best people these Republicans they get all nuts when you say they're weird here's Congressman chip Roy from Texas sounding the alarm about the state of the nation yesterday on the house floor what the hell are we trying to defend what is left of the United States to defend a school where I can't send my child to pray to God without spending $20,000 a year on top of the taxes I pay a school that my friend sends her sixth grader to with a trans music teacher asking her kid to do some dance in class yes true story and that's the end of the story because my God dancing in a music class what what's next boy showering together after PE I mean what the hell kind of Hokey Pokey is going on here Trump was in Tucson today still spreading that stupid story about the immigrants eating pets in Springfield since Trump and JD Vance started going on about this there have been multiple bomb threats Haitian families have been pulling their kids out of school for fear of retaliation and so naturally they're doubling down they posted more cat memes today including kamla hates me don't let them eat us vote for Trum the dog warden in Clark County Ohio where these dummies claim this pet Feast is taking place had to make an official statement to try to put these rumors for arrest she said proof of these claims is non-existent which as you know is Trump's favorite kind of proof but can you imagine this woman this dog warden in Suburban Ohio a week ago she's probably sitting behind her desk reviewing leech regulations now she's putting out press releases saying Haitians are not eating poodles I mean and while the running for president and vice president for whatever reason are making this the most important issue on their list what do you say to Haitian immigrants who say spreading false claims about them put their lives at risk no one has spread false claims what they've said is they're eating the dog they're eating the cats it does sound tasty they're eating the pets I've seen people on television just say here this is people on television say my dog was taken and used for [Music] [Applause] food they're eating pets Hallelujah eating pets my God migrants cooking rats they're eating do G am man a there you go and one more thing before we stumble ahead it's Thursday night which means it is time to bleep and blur the big TV moments of the week and it's time for this week in unnecessary [Applause] censorship 5.1 earthquake just detected uh outside Malibu at this point in time 728 we were uh just during the break and we started feeling the shaking it is well known that he admires dictators wants to be a dictator on day one according to himself it's a lie I'm not sing a and there's no reason to we don't have to talk about that she's been against it for 12 years I'm going to so hard I'm going to go around and I'll sleep when I'm dead they're doing to her what they did to Joe Biden which is her in a basement and I appreciate you stopping by all right you got a big Ian thanks very much thanks she's telling her hey youve got to keep stroking it come inside of my so I can see where you're at then something might be hard to do if you was broken you said blow it survey said all in Springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eting they're the pets of the people that live there [Applause]