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Joe Buck on Monday Night Football with Troy Aikman & Which City Has the Toughest Fans
Category: Comedy
Intro our next guest is the voice of six super bowls and 24 world series next week he takes over play-by-play duties on monday night football on espn and abc please welcome joe buck [applause] first time on the show how are you i'm good i can't believe this is your first time on the show it is my first... Read more
Colman Domingo on His RuPaul Impression, First Job at the Circus & Working on the Movie Sing Sing
Category: Comedy
Our first guest is an oscar nominated emy awardwinning actor playwright and director his latest movie sing sing is in theaters now please welcome coleman domingo [applause] [music] [applause] [music] you know i knew i this i knew you're going to be here so this morning i spent about an hour thinking... Read more
Jane Fonda on the Presidential Debate, Trump Being Dangerous & Fighting for What’s Right
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight is a legend she is a two-time oscar winner and a frequently arrested champion of human rights please say hello to the one and only jaye [applause] [music] fonda guess what what i've got big news what happened taylor swift just endorsed kamala that's true right that really happened... Read more
Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down the Presidential Debate Between Donald Trump & Kamala Harris
Category: Comedy
Jimmy kimmel no talent now he wouldn't do a show i guy's terrible jimmy kimmel show's practically dead nobody will watch jimmy kimmel every night his ratings are terrible he's not a talented guy i thought he was our lousy host jimmy kimel live tonight on abc the worst network is abc i think abc is a... Read more
George Conway on Kamala Harris’ Beatdown of Trump at the Debate & Being One of His Biggest Enemies
Category: Comedy
Our next guest watch tonight's debate with a unique perspective he was married to one of the former president's closest advisers trump calls him a total loser please welcome george [applause] conway first of all i like what you've done with your hair thank you yes you look good how are you like thank... Read more
What’s Trending on Twitter Today? Donald Trump live on September 16? | Twitter Say
Category: People & Blogs
Intro [music] tweets by elon musk elon musk reposted mike cat's tweet we reach for the stars at at tmobile and our partnership with at spacex's at starlink just reached new heights we're the first ever us company to send and receive emergency alerts from satellites in space disasters don't care about... Read more
Trump Lies & Whines After Disastrous Debate, Swift for Kamala & Do Pro-Lifers Know the Female Body?
Category: Sports
If you don't like politics but still crave drama then buckle up for this meltdown of epic proportions so the first presidential debate between trump and biden happened and let's just say it was a spectacle trump fresh off what many called a disastrous performance couldn't handle the heat instead of... Read more
Kamala Harris TRIGGERED TRUMP Into Raging-Red-Faced-Lunacy!!!
Category: News & Politics
[music] the much anticipated debate between former president donald trump and vice president kamla harris took place on september 10th 2024 and it lived up to the hype with election day fast approaching both candidates were eager to make their case to the american public held at the national constitution... Read more
The BIGGEST Presidential Debate FAILS in History
Category: News & Politics
So because we've done two debates and because they were successful there will be no third debate as everyone saw two nights ago we had a monumental victory over comrade camala harris in the presidential dep in a significant development ahead of the november 5th election republican presidential candidate... Read more
Grace Van Patten on James Gandolfini Inspiring Her to Act & Dating Her Tell Me Lies Love Interest
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is a member of the proud van patton family dynasty new episodes of our show tell me live stream wednesdays on hulu please welcome grace van [applause] patton i'm sure people drive you crazy talking about this all the time especially people of my age but it's a to me like dick van patton... Read more
Jiminy Glick Interviews Sean Hayes
Category: Comedy
[applause] [music] [applause] oh god help us oh you're hungry i'm sorry i i have a big celebrity coming to sit here in a second but i think i ordered a club sandwich covered in stevia so off you go i think i'm i think you may have a mistake i'm actually the person you're supposed to interview my name... Read more
Trump Still Pushing Pet Eating Conspiracy, Won't Debate Kamala Again & MTG vs Laura Loomer
Category: Comedy
[applause] on the host of the show i thank you for watching thank you for joining us here and at our studio and hollywood how many of you uh thank you how many of you in our studio audience are visiting from other places tonight from another question how many of you got to experience your first earthquake... Read more
James Adomian on Playing MyPillow Mike Lindell, Bernie Sanders Impression & His First Comedy Special
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is a very funny guy and our very own resident my pillow man well i'm being sued for 1.3 billion dollar and i need some representation so it's right right here in the l so jigle and jehos hat how did i get in there what kind of dark magic is i play it's new stand up comedy schedle half... Read more
Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down the Presidential Debate Between Donald Trump & Kamala Harris
Category: People & Blogs
Un word she totally freaking slated home dog i mean my girl was poised articulate and laid out a bitching vision for the future of this bitching nation she knocked it out of the skate park bro Read more
Trump Wants to Lock Up Late Night Hosts, Prepares to Debate Kamala & Melania Has a New Book
Category: Comedy
Thank you for watching thank you for thir time i appreciate you braving the the intense heat to join us here in hollywood and while i have your attention i just want to take a minute to give thanks to whoever it was who invented air conditioning i mean man oh man we should be thanking god for that person... Read more
Jimmy Kimmel Cheekily Reacts To Jimmy Fallon’s Late-Night Episode Cancellation
Category: News & Politics
Jimmy kimmel cheekily reacts to jimmy fallon’s late-night episode cancellation Read more
Rep Eric Swalwell on Republican Politicians Being Fake, Trump’s Huge Ego & What Kamala Harris Brings
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is a member of congress who is doing everything he can to make c-span exciting have you all lost your minds donald trump opposes it because donald trump wants to be president because donald trump has 91 felony counts that he's facing and the only way that those go away and he is not held... Read more
Kumail Nanjiani on Taking His 15-Year-Old Cat Bagel to the Vet & Learning About Duck Penises
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is yet another handsome man with the face of a greek god and skin like a baby dolphin is extremely animated new movie is called migration come on we got to get ready mac ready for what nothing just you know for our big super fun family migration what h bet you didn't see that coming are... Read more
Guest Host Kumail Nanjiani on Trump Bashing Clooney, Biden at NATO & a VERY Honest Graduation Speech
Category: Comedy
Welcome to jimmy k live i am your guest host c nani thank you for coming this is my first time ever hosting a late night talk show never done it before i am so excited to be here what a super chill time to be doing a topical monologue on national television just sharing your personal opinions with millions... Read more
Nikki Glaser on Following Taylor Swift Around Europe, People Trolling Her & Becoming a Musician
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight is a funny and talented comedian tickets for her alive and unwell tour are available at nikki glazer docomo welcome nikki [applause] glazer thank you so much for doing this you so good at this what never you the whole point to where i'm supposed to sit well as if there was anywhere... Read more