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Category: Comedy

Hi there welcome to the show still taking place in this blank void which fun fact is actually just a zoomed in picture of this i voted sticker which is great unfortunately that sticker is attached to james woods which is very much not and obviously we're going to start with our main story tonight which... Read more

Category: Comedy

Donald trump the first president elected without any prior experience as a human being now this this morning trump actually had some major news for us that abu bakar al bagdadi the head of isis had been killed and in classic trump fashion he was able to take something fundamentally positive and express... Read more

Category: Comedy

When i got to my parents house i had a feeling something wasn't right something was a miss when we gathered for our annual family supper when i opened the door to my car and could hear my dad and son fighting my worries were validated damn it gramps this isn't right watch your mouth boy remember whose... Read more

Category: Comedy

Russia the country that gave the world's tetris merkens you wear on your heads and potentially the 45th president of the united states now russia was at the center of a major development in the us this week michael flynn resigning as the us national security advisor this coming after reports that the... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our main story tonight concerns government sports for nerds these days we are all focused on the presidential race the biggest most prominent office in all of government but i would like to talk about the opposite of that one of the smallest and most obscure forms of government special districts that's... Read more