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Category: Comedy

General report to your king your majesty kug savage arm frug they they fight with swords this is ridiculous it's as if you were talking about armed dogs they fight like men they killed off our entire scouting party had the genut ordered me to return with word i should be dead as well was is some sort... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Matt damon on the tom brady roast did you see the brady roast matt did you see that i did yeah yeah yeah i saw it in fact i i did an opening voiceover for him i couldn't go to the roast uh because i had a conflict but um i did a uh i did the voiceover at the beginning just because i wanted to be a part... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[music] [music] [music] we we go i can't st rise it up here [music] [applause] [music] very [music] captain swagger can can you give us a statement please not now can you tell us what you found here you want to move the line back away captain can't make him go away jimmy i just ass soon turn a hose... Read more