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Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Surge in Black Farmers, Abraham Lincoln Gay Rumor
Category: People & Blogs
-guys, we are moving on. here at "late night," every night i deliver a monologue made up of jokes written by a diverse team of writers. as a result, a lot of jokes come across my desk that due to my being a straight white male would be difficult for me to deliver, but we don't think that should stop... Read more
JD Vance's Bizarre Migrant Hoax Gets Roasted by Late Night Writer Jeff Wright
Category: People & Blogs
-earlier this week, several prominent republicans, including ohio senator and vice presidential nominee j. d. vance, promoted a false claim that haitian immigrants in ohio are kidnapping and eating family pets. here to respond is one of my writers, jeff wright. -thank you, seth. thank you. [ cheers... Read more
I thought I was interviewing Chappell Roan
Category: Entertainment
After 8 and 1 half countless hours i have yet to find chapel ran if only i knew how she looked this is an incredible outfit how did you come up with this outfit uh i don't know i just like his storms you were quoted saying that you're my favorite artist's favorite artist how did you know that i like... Read more
Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe Dedicated a Segment for Bickering on Their Podcast A Touch More
Category: People & Blogs
-we're back with sue bird and megan rapinoe. you guys, i'm so happy to have you here. i'm so happy. you have your own podcast. this started on instagram live during the pandemic. -yes. -and whose idea was it first to start recording you guys having conversations? -i think that might have been yours,... Read more
JuJu Smith-Schuster & Nick Bolton Speak to the Media at Chiefs Practice | AUGUST 27, 2024
Category: Sports
Up i was a bang bang play i was just getting work in it was an accident uh but guys just f around having fun and i just happen to be in a crossfire but yeah man took some time off i got healthy i'm out there with the guys now i'm ready to roll we're getting looking forward to going toward baltimore... Read more
Clyde Edwards-Helaire, Matt Nagy & Bryan Cook Speak to the Media at Training Camp | AUGUST 1, 2024
Category: Sports
Him to just be able to do yeah it's a it's a good mix um for both of us to be able to make sure that he has to understand at this level teams try to do everything they can to knock you off your timing timing so critical and important but then we as coaches i think that's some of the fun part is for... Read more