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Category: Comedy

-you look good, bud. how you doing? everything good? -very good, very good. lovely to be here. -your netflix special came out this week. this is your third comedy special. -third comedy special, yes. it launched this week. -a big deal. -it's a big deal. it's a very, very exciting day today. not just... Read more

Category: Comedy

-i mean, fantastic. welcome to the show. you look fantastic. thank you so much for being here. -thank you for letting me borrow this outfit. -no problem. just give it back for the weekend. i need it for the weekend. uh, your career is currently exploding right now. uh, everyone's talking about chappell... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back to the show. everything good? -pretty good. -yeah, yeah. things are going pretty well. -yeah. pretty good. -oh, i wanted to ask you quickly about this. i heard this, uh, story. i don't know if it's true or not, and if it's not true, we can cut it out of the show. -okay. -but did you audition... Read more

Category: Comedy

-you look gorgeous. it is always great to see you. thank you so much for coming back to the show. -oh, i love being here. -okay, good. thank you. you were telling me backstage that you recently became an american citizen, by the way. -i did. -congratulations. thank you. thank you very much. [ cheers... Read more

Category: Entertainment

21 emmy nominations selena is nominated for best actress i first 21 nominated and her her uh movie uh amelia perez in can got an 11 minute standing ovation oh yeah congratulations you want look at you standing on the cover of vanity fair sneak peek right here wow calm down calm down calm down boy know... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back. congrats on the new album. what a year you've been having, by the way. -it has been wild. -can i just go through a couple of things first? your last album, "bell bottom country," won best country album at the grammys. congratulations. that's a big deal. -not too bad. -you just recently... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Lainey wilson’s journey from performing in walmart aisles and writing songs at 9 to stardom Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back to the show, selena, marty, steve. thank you so much for coming here. -james kamala fallon, we love you. -thomas. james thomas. thanks. -okay, first of all, we're here because we love you. -thank you. -and we're also here because colbert has gotten a little pickier. -okay, right. -but... Read more

Category: Comedy

-you look fantastic. thanks so much for being here. -thanks. i'm so happy to be here. -i haven't see you in a while. and i said, "how was your summer?" and you told me you had a brat summer. -well, duh. -what do you mean "well, duh"? -didn't everyone have a brat summer? -yeah, i mean... [ cheers and... Read more

Category: Comedy

-thank you so much and welcome back to the show. thanks for coming on our show. look at you here on the cover of "variety." [ cheers and applause ] they're calling this the year of the -- the demissance. -wow. doesn't that sound like a party that we should go to? -yeah, we should go to the demissance.... Read more

Category: Entertainment

At the ceremony i sang a nice song for you here's me singing a song for you can we zoom in on your on your family because i'm singing a nice song to you can we just zoom in like what's going on you pissed my son off you were being an assho he was sick of it what are you talking about i was singing a... Read more

Category: Comedy

-paris hilton, welcome back to the show. you look fantastic, as always. the album is out officially at midnight. right now, it's out. [ cheers and applause ] "infinite icon." pink vinyl. how rad is this? -so sick. -it is sick. -iconic. -how are you? how is the family, by the way? -the family is doing... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Hello and welcome to just entertainment gist...... simone biles recently appeared on the tonight show   starring jimmy fallon, where she discussed her  experience at the 2024 paris olympics and her   decision to prioritize her mental health after the  2020 tokyo olympics biles shared her thoughts on... Read more

Category: Comedy

-justin, there's so much i have to talk to you about. you've been promoting this film now all over the world. -yes. -where were you just yesterday? -just yesterday, i was in, uh -- in italy. and we just got back last night. yeah. -and you also got engaged, by the way. -yes, thank you. -congratulations.... Read more

Category: Comedy

-katie ledecky, welcome back to "the tonight show." and, man, you brought some friends with you. wow! can i hold one or just feel it? wow. this is -- oh, my gosh. does this hurt your neck? -a little bit. -a little bit, yeah. -that's okay. -you were unbelievable, pal. i'm so happy. thank you for coming... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Let's talk beetlejuice beetle juu congratulations uh you worked with tim burton on wednesday i think he's a a genius i don't know him but i'm a big fan of him did he know that you would be perfect like that he was that he was doing beetlejuice this beetle juice beetle juice and you were going to be... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back! -hi. -here's your tour right there. come on. that's a big deal. -thank you. thank you so much. -taylor, you came on the show and did stand-up here. it was one of your first appearances. i was so happy and lucky to have you. i'm, like, the biggest fan of yours. -thank you so much. yeah,... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Deadpool and wolverine almost didn't happen and this is why on jimmy kimmel live hugh jackman revealed something that shocked the audience even though deadpool and wolverine was released just a month ago it has already generated $1.2 billion which makes this fact even more insane both deadpool and wolverine... Read more