The Song KEVIN HART Can't Stand... #shorts #kevinhart #tribute

at the ceremony I sang a nice song for you here's me singing a song for you can we zoom in on your on your family because I'm singing a nice song to you can we just zoom in like what's going on you pissed my son off you were being an assho he was sick of it what are you talking about I was singing a tribute to you Jimmy what you talking about being a jerk and my son had enough of it that's why he had enough of you and your and your stuff it was a beautiful song that I worked hard on oh no no I have the lyrics right here we all love this little man he fits in the palm of your hand godam you see what I'm saying big things come in small packages I think you understand all right okay yeah we got to give him cred he's great at earning bread and then after a long day of work he takes doggy stairs to bed okay see what I'm saying that that like the kid doesn't like that that's a good song wait I mean my son was sick of it ending Jimmy Kevin you're hilarious and smart thank you we loved you from the start thank you might be small but everybody knows that you got the biggest penis hey come on no stop man

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