Reacting To The Presidential Debate | Members Only Livestream

[Applause] so did everyone watch it did debate yeah yeah yeah I watched it yeah yeah I did yeah I did you know when it started I was concerned because Kamala started going off on the um the typical kind of like talking points of like I'm just I care about the middle class and I want families to have enough money to buy a house and I don't believe that it's right that Healthcare is like well what are you going to do about it you keep saying you everyone keeps saying the same [ __ ] however she quickly pivoted it to a more she went after Trump pretty much solidly the whole night on his record and she I would say people say I'm biased but uh I am a complete perfect Centrist really and I will say now tonight I will take I pick aide and say kamla destroyed Trump eviscerated his old ass eviscerated and I don't even think he got one good line off you can see the coping that's going on on Twitter and in conservative circles the first thing is that they're posting pictures of trump AI pictures of trump with animals like he's saving the animals they're trying to eat they're eating the dogs um she's a Marxist everybody knows she's a Marxist here where do we have a there's all over the place these uh and I got involved with a Taliban let's see here my favorite line of the night Trump saying that he got involved in the Taliban oh yeah she brought up that uh Trump invited the Taliban to Camp David and I didn't I thought everybody knew that yeah he did that [ __ ] and I got involved with the tban and he said no way and I said way wait a minute I'm talking now if you don't mind please so um the coping that I'm saying is one the three verse one thing people are harping on which again it wasn't even that bad they fact checked him a few times in places they literally couldn't ignore p you know and then the other one is the pets thing they say which is unbelievable that was just so [ __ ] weird that the fact that that's the one they're going with is like pretty catastrophic why would he bring that up man he's a [ __ ] nut but it's obviously so dumb weird and bad and then everybody's just kind of falling in line and being like well no we got this is the one he chose for us so we got to defend it's like they're dying on the on a hill that he forced them to uh charge he he had the perfect opportunity this was his opportunity to go in there act like a president and he just totally dropped it because he did the whole shtick he does the same [ __ ] shtick man he's had that opportunity so many times and frankly he's just look at this [ __ ] this is this is an official tweet from uh a government account the goop Judiciary Judiciary Committee it's Jim Jordan basically protect our ducks and kittens in Ohio this is their platform people this man is in a suit in the water why is why is the cat in the water why is Trump in his suit in a pond what is happening C and frankly the duck is not a floaty and it looks like he's trying to float on a small duck this image is ridiculous and this notion that all of a sudden Trump is just this animall loving uh you know P all these people like oh my God save our cats and duck like this is it this was the best you've got out of that debate that was bad that was bad and the immediate the immediate I don't know if you've seen this but just immediately pivoting when people rightly are like okay the mayor of the town and the police chief and like everybody says there are no credible reports of this happening immediately pivot into oh well here's a picture of a guy with a goose he killed a goose yeah well Trump's response at the time was like oh well that's convenient for a for like a mayor to say about his town he goes they're embarrassed they don't want to admit it it's like what nobody's embarrassed they want their if their pets were being eaten they'd want to save them right and so now they've been forced in this position where it's like now it's like okay some some guy killed a goose and like which like I believe is illegal without a license or whatever but it's like we we've already gone several steps away from killing people's dogs and cats it killed a goose lots of people kill go like people eat gooses I mean we don't track all the animal uh incidents that happened throughout the country so certainly I would imagine that a goose violence against goose is happens um certainly is it like a lot of these conservatives they would say that that's [ __ ] that's based in Trad you know what I mean like there's somebody hunting for for their own food but it's a black person doing it so it's scary based in Trad so let's get into some clips these are just zingers and zers she eviscerated him and she did it in a way like that she remains classy you know what I mean which is that's the way to do it go ahead Mrs president values I bring to the importance of home ownership knowing not everybody got handed $400 million on a silver platter and then filed bankruptcy six times is a value that I bring to that is so good that is so good such look how bad he like to say we are going to and what he should have said is like listen filing for bankruptcy is a smart business decision I only I work within the system and that's why I the best man at the job silly woman but the he didn't even address it he just took the L on that work with the private sector and home builders to increase 3 million homes doesn't he he doesn't say that he says like actually I got way less money and and made got a couple million yeah I only got a fraction of 400 million he said which again is just like just over and over he's getting baited into saying [ __ ] like that which just like to most people that sounds ridiculous to like I only got a couple Mill I only inherited a couple million a fraction of 400 million was nothing uh and and completely immaterial to deba it's just like wasted words um so girl we see you and we hear you increased by 3 million homes by the end of my first term my work that is related to having a friend when I was in high school who was sexually assaulted by her stepfather and my focus um so that was that one that was a good Zinger there uh we got another one she zinged them up pretty good this was a straight Zer uh oh this was very good Bond vice president Harris well I think this is so rich coming from someone who has been prosecuted I'll let you respond vice president Harris well I think this is Rich Trum thank you I'll let you respond vice president Harris well I think this is so rich coming from some some who has been prosecuted for National Security crimes economic crimes election interference has been found liable for sexual assault that part's true my friend you're not you can't you can't appeal that one I think you've already paid out his next big court appearance is in November at his own criminal sentencing and let's be clear where each person stands on the issue of what is important about respect for the rule of law and respect for law enforcement the former vice president called for defunding federal law enforcement 45,000 agents get this true on the day after he was arraigned on 34 felony counts that's true so let's talk about what is important in this race it is important that we yeah another big one is like how he called off the Border bill um it's like such a fat L you know one thing I also find interesting it's minor but um she always looks in the camera she's like speaking directly to the country to the the whole body language of trump is bizarre like the entire time he was he's old and tired yeah his like eyes are like kind of squinted closed like he just looks like [ __ ] I I don't know I thought his eyes did look beautiful and twinkly that night I have to be honest oh you were you were you were taken by his eyes a sparkle to him oh let me so I'm I'm but yeah it just uh you know we've fallen in we we've already moved on because news moves so fast but I just keep coming back to how [ __ ] great it is that Biden dropped out like do you remember what that last one felt like and just seeing Biden just stumble his way [ __ ] through against against that guy the same guy well yeah Trump was like this is [ __ ] I Got It Made in the shade and I was I'll admit that I was one of the people that was like there's no way we're going to find like a viable alternative that can beat Trump but uh I think we're all pleasantly surprised Kamala is is a formidable she stepped out for sure did Biden put on a trump hat yesterday did you guys see that no did you [ __ ] see the clip of him saying tomorrow I'm doing 911 he said tomorrow I'm doing 911 and and Trump said uh I linked up with the Taliban or what was it uh I got involved with the Taliban and involved with the Taliban let's see video exchange with Trump supporters in Pennsylvania shows president joking he can't remember his own name oh this guy called him an old fart who was face too he doesn't give a [ __ ] he's done he's checked out bro he's got he's dude he's probably got such a load off his shoulders mhm he's just done he's done he's on the beach this man is on vacation and you know what after a lifetime of service he damn deserves it right off into the sunset Joe he's been in public service for goddamn five decad six decades I'm gay go enjoy the sand and be and be your gay self what were you saying AB I apologize live your true self oh no I was just saying he's wearing a magga hat on the beach he wore it again later no no no no you guys said he's retiring on the beach I said in a Maga hat he's I'm coming out as a Maga presidential hat presidential seal on it you autograph it oh sure autograph huh you remember your name I don't remember my name I'm slow old old par yeah I know man I'm an old guy you're an old right I know you would know about that what about being old oh I know all right I'm a young timer God he moves slow man he's very sloth I was going to put him I mean he's a good sport he's a great sport uh and I love that for him but he is moving slow you know he reminds me the guys I grew up with there was always one in the neighborhood I'm he one there you go man got I need I need that hat you want My Autograph hell no you know my name put it on put it on why is he moving like so [ __ ] slow he's moving in slow motion I've never seen an old person move that way it's so funny but like he's talking he's talking I mean he's on his [ __ ] not exactly like a worthy adversary and Jilly Billy Bob to he but Billy Bob Billy Bob is almost harder to understand than him which is crazy that's true yeah do a selfie there he come on Billy Bob you got to admit that's a Class Act look he's happy look how happy he is handshakes that's what America is God damn it let's get those handshakes Out Billy Bob let's get you a hurts nobody exactly hurts nobody very good very good uh what else we got here uh Trump gets upset when Kamala talks during him talking um okay they were loving this which was like okay whatever it's just kind of a non moment here it is she was big on defund the police in Minnesota she went out wait a minute I'm talking now by the way she was not really interrupting she was kind of just she's being a little bit of a diva she was she had this line like ready he was trying to use it at an opportunity I bet you think so you don't mind please does that sound familiar wait because of that what sounds she said that to I forget who it was Pence she said it to Pence during the VP dur the VP oh God he's been holding on to that that's not that's why I'm saying it's contrived and but it's not cute that he's like he's like so he's so wounded by what happened I don't know I mean people many many years ago his supporters like how Petty he is it's a positive but again wasn't that rude he was just like can you please let me talk you know it's just not that she went out she went out in Minnesota and wanted to let criminals that killed people that burned down Minneapolis there it is guys huge moment for Trump huge moment and I don't care um Trump gets upset when KLA talks during oh wait what that's the one we just watched ABY yeah oh I sent that a while ago oh we need a candidate who isn't confused by facts this one was very good I have to say camela cam Cam Donald Trump I have talked with military leaders some of whom worked with you and they say you're a disgrace and when you then talk in this way in a presidential debate and deny what over and over again are court cases you have lost because you did in fact lose that election it leads one to believe that perhaps we do not have in the candidate to my right the temperament or or the ability to not be confused about fact that's deeply troubling and the American people deserve better I'll give you one minute to he's very he's very confused actually they got him good because Trump was Under Fire from his grer fans when he said he lost by a whisker he admit that uh in an interview I forget to who but he saidis was to Lex oh Lex Lex got him he says I I uh I lost by a whisker they're like wait you lost what the [ __ ] and so now the moderator was like so um do you still think you left you lost by a whisker or did you win the election he's like no I won that [ __ ] that was said sarcastically it's so I mean no matter how he no matter how he answers that he's kind of [ __ ] um we factchecking him moments let's see here here's all the ones that I guess triggered benir was molding and crying and pissing and [ __ ] he's such a baby he was cracking me up the most like uh oh so am and I give tremendous credit to those six justices there is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it's born you did bring up something you said she went to negotiate with Vladimir yeah how dare you fact check something that's so blatantly such a blatant hot lie yeah no doctors are killing babies well actually that's not true uh moving on 3 verse one the [ __ ] more like four verse one because Trump's against himself too wow got him thank you Putin vice president Harris have you ever met Vladimir Putin can you clarify tonight yet again I I said at the beginning of this debate you're going to hear a bunch of Lies coming from this fell and that is another one why they're allowing them to come into our country I did watch all of these pieces of video I I didn't detect the sarcasm lost by whisker we didn't quite make it and we should just point he's not wrong he was not [ __ ] no doesn't even make sense that's not sarc that's I lost by a whisker no I won but I won actually I won out here is clarification and you know this you and your allies 60 cases in front of many judges many of them and said we didn't have standing crime in this country is through the roof and we have a new form of crime it's called migrant crime and it's happening at levels that nobody thought possible president Trump as you know the FBI says overall violent crime is actually coming down in this country but EXC me the they were defrauding stat Ah that's everything I mean guys you are pissing and [ __ ] from that I mean and in a like 2-hour debate that's 50 seconds my goodness they're eating the dogs you know Trump asked about his health care plan guys this is this is big Trump I've been waiting you know Trump's been talking about repealing Obamacare since the first time he ran for office in galile that was 10 years ago by now and um he's had a long time to figure out what would replace Obamacare and he's finally ready to unveil these plans to you now president Trump this is now your third time running for president you have long vowed to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act also known as Obamacare you have failed to accomplish that you now say you're going to keep Obamacare quote unless we can do something much better last month you said quote we're working on it so tonight nine years after you first started running do you have a plan and can you tell us what it is Obamacare was lousy Health Care always was it's not very good today and what I said that if we come up with something and we are working on things we're going to do it and we're going to replace it but remember this I inherited Obamacare because Democrats wouldn't change it they wouldn't vote for it they were unanimous they wouldn't vote to change it if they would have done that we would have had a much better plan than Obamacare but the Democrats came up they wouldn't vote for it I had a choice to make when I was President do I save it and make it as good as it can be never going to be great or do I let it rot and I felt I had an obligation even though politically it would have been good to just let it rot and let it go away I decided and I told my people the top people and they very good people I have a lot of good people in this that Administration we read about the bad ones we had some real bad ones too and so do they they have really bad ones the difference is they don't get rid of them but let me what what the [ __ ] are you on about well to rewind it a little bit the beginning of all that so he's talking about he wanted to fix Obamacare so I I I don't remember all the details but it that effectively was a repeal of most of Obamacare and he's saying the Democrats voted against it which they famously you know of course did but this was the famous John McCain is the vote that decided that vote yeah and he was the one that that saved it and so it actually was his own party stabbing him in the back so to speak that killed his plans for uh replacing Obamacare which again was basically just a repeal of most of Obamacare so there's he's there's this great line here he he he comes out with the plan though finally just explained I had a choice to make do I save it and make it as good as it can be or do I let it rot and I saved it I did the right thing but it's still never going to be great and it's too expensive for people and what we will do is we're looking at different plans if we can come up with a plan that's going to cost our people our population less money and be better healthare than Obamacare then I would absolutely do it but until then I'd run it as good as it can be run so just yes or no you still do not have a plan I have concepts of a plan I'm not president right now but if listen uh I'm not you got to pay me lady I have plan Jesus Christ I'm not president right now I love that I have concepts of a plan um I think he does the Michael Scott thing where he keeps talking till he comes up with an answer yeah for sure for sure yeah he finds he plots his way as he goes yeah um yeah and then is government Healthcare the same as Obamacare because I'm on it Blue Anthem because of it I mean probably yeah if you got it through one of the exchanges then then yeah that's Obamacare he he his talking he goes I'm going to introduce a new healthare system that is cheaper and better that's it great let's hear it they've been saying this from the beginning though they're completely trapped on this issue because the conception of the Affordable Care Act and like how it functions was it originated as a conservative conception of how to do National Healthcare like this is their plan ultimately even though Obama's name is on it like they they don't have a better idea because this is the idea that kind of conforms the conservative principle and so they have to pretend like they hate it but that's why it's so difficult for them to come up with some other solution because they haven't it's they 16 it's still all Private health insurance it's just the government helps facilitate and subsidize people buying Private health insurance it's like it's a market solution it's what it's what they came up with in the first place is this somewhat what's happening here yes it makes me think of Scary Movie 3 I have a dream what is your dream to have a dream yeah my my plan is that I'll have a plan essentially correct so there he is concepts of a plan fantastic beautiful um in other words we'll execute the baby hey come on that she put out don't do that that was said sarcastically no okay that was comforting