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[Music] once upon a time in the future upon in the past billionaire elazar Kan will launch his new Eden missile to bring on another Ice Age is this like Star Wars rolling Exposition this Star Wars was uh made after this animals he keeps Frozen in his ark and create his vision of paradise 1 hour ago two workers escaped from the new Eden compound and are racing to tell the police about kan's master plan they he's going to take on Undertaker I was going to say something about that new line Cinema they never steered your all oh what's going on here grind house like [ __ ] house hoopie hoopie goofy is that a person that's in the movie or is that the name of the movie Arman tamzarian Bud Court using uh Harald and mod Oh I thought he was the the dog from uh airbud could be that too did said baby Havoc after he Miss Misery or whatever who built that thing Edge that's not Edge where's Christian get Grill Kane the freaks the freaks come out at night because we cannot be stopped even though they try is that the only thing that has color around there is they can only afford color we're looking at the budget folks yeah all right it's about what I thought the budget is going to be those animatronics or whatever [ __ ] taking care of business oh Domino's Poli headquarters yeah this is Teddy Rex what's up I got this strange feeling anything weird happened tonight yeah a murder down at the carnival graveyard don't you belong at Major Magics or Chucky Cheeses or it be too scary oh no what are we doing how many do you need uhoh oh we're going to see Dino PR oh no Dino pin cold is that his dick there it is oh that's his dick are those whoopies hands Super Bowl ring where does he live at a radio station Radio Shack as usual he's we under someone he could have reached that he's a T-Rex fogging it up like a Summer Breeze you forget this thing rest in peace de hurt holy [ __ ] he's wearing like six pairs of shoes oh [ __ ] [ __ ] he wears his shoes like how tits wears his why you like orange so much don't eat him I'm how is he not knocking over all his [ __ ] he's probably knock he loves orange and blue cookie yeah see macademia yes damn a cookie shooter for a little snack that's where the budget went cookie shooter a cookie shooter macademia is that the spot for his tail is that what the joke is yep I got a strong tail I got to do what I'm doing and say what I'm doing while I'm doing it so is this a DA world what's up when does joh cat standing on my junk D I thought that sign just said sex that's where you go for that din sex is that Catwoman downloading Outlaw combustion vehicles in store special at 9 Nory boy clones are half off seriously C whoopy whoopy hoopy going mow him down oh yeah midnight tomor it's all over the Scher damn [ __ ] hey what's with all the orange and blue seriously [Music] Goa to say he's getting attacked by the putties Epic holy [ __ ] when did this gentlemen so good to see you whoop he's bad ass police who what in the [ __ ] is that this is total with a jigsaw humor humor put that thing away that's what she said what he got a [ __ ] table saw a jigsaw he got a coke bottle cap in his eye X-Men he just blew his brains out spotted caught committing a crime she's judged dread I am thew can you be I am thew it's a weird way to start Sister Act three Sister Act with avengeance what in the [ __ ] she getting dragged though this is where the budget went it's what we saw actionpack it's way better than Die Hard or Lethal Weapon already did this beats out all the action scenes in any like action I've ever seen yeah that's what I'm talking about whoy oh yeah oh look at these guys straight into those Bott Nitro glycerin so mouthwash I drink that every morning I thought you said you had the front I'm drunk I thought you said you had the back oh like you had the front like you had the back does he get crushed by a door or something oh they got to watch out for shrap Nell shrap Nelly for to a welcome back buddy [ __ ] you he crispy these were not engine scavengers then what they is body Hunters probably DNA encrypted clone ID unknown serial number unknown manufacturer unknown ID unknown why did he sound like Dan arroy in uh con heads must consume early cons need medac medac yeah I need an ID on a murder victim why does she sound like Dan arroy from codz that is danoy this is all through ego you two call yourselves cops you're a circus ass Star Wars yeah they just can't stop ripping up well actually Star Wars can't stop copying off of this movie again C rain oh yay welcome back to the grid Katie check your circuits Cain have any biochip oh [ __ ] I love when he does that so she said now he's extinct what happened they're not going to freak out this is a precedent setting crime site we are at the carnival graveyard where the body of a dinosaur has just been discovered was a graveyard they said right the victim of fou play well I mean technically dinosaurs evolved from chickens right evolved from chickens so what are you doing out in the jungle tonight huh that's your [ __ ] business I'm getting drunk out in the woods sudden I had this flash deep down I knew something was wrong wait are you telling me that all you dinos are on the same waveling well it it's kind of like we feel for each other it's hard to explain wait this was a murder not a discovery this is terrible terrible yeah that's the first got any clues how many left and right shoes do you think he's wearing do you think all the ones in his right foot are right shoes and then vice versa left maybe that's how I would do you think he wears wi shoes what if he had a toe that was off and he had to wear like a club foot shoe one of his for one of his toes why don't he just not wear shoes cuz he might step on a tag or a nail and we need a tennis shot right yeah Teddy Rex where's commissioner Lynch the commissioner is at the new fundraiser Teddy I'm I'm on my way our zapet have come through compliment of Adam someone needs to punch him he's going to do it I feel like that's Bud Court where's the body uh uh we lost it when the gum jum isn't he a mesh the movie I just remember him trying to fall in love with an old lady in Herold and M is he from xfiles the long hair guy uh Captain Bard that's Professor he's a left over from Lander his voice and he kind of looks like him I'm always pointing that [ __ ] out in thee convince the commissioner I'm his man uh dino right Dino usually in movies like this where there's an anthropomorph hey hey hey watch it hey you fat so can I help you a minute yeah wash your wax please no din's allowed wh's only how do he he's got those custom shoes uhoh be funny if she could just punted the dog h which Chinese restaurant did you escape from ooh dogs like Tye what's that guy dressed like a mage oh no he's dressed like that Paddington Bear that British bear God damn it elephants that work sir Lions whales now raccoons hey can you cook this thing up for me can I just get two buns there's nothing are you guys can I just get two buns dad said I can help him out tonight he should be here I thought whoopy Goldberg was asexual drunk in an alley that's where Dad is you're just Relentless aren't you is whoopy asexual yeah that's what I thought I thought she was like a a Venus flly trap what oh that's not a Chinese restaurant they don't have ketchup do me a favor ketchup with my little buddies catch up catch up my little buddy something to eat sure can you swing by the playground tomorrow what's he eating cheesecake crust ketchup ketchup chees getting ketchup tesi chup te ketchup iy kti if I can Katie likes ketchup his name's Katie no she is she's Katie apparently okay see you she's like I'm going to be on The View [ __ ] ah Jurassic Park this is the DNA part right this is the prequel yeah this is where they show the Molasses mosquito bacon grease yeah pleas if I don't Rex T-Rex I'm sorry this is an invitation only Affair how's this invitation Frenchie huh Teddy what a surprise you uh you here to work the room what you going do pig pocket everyone work no I was just asking one of my empties keep that or Andy is the middleman that has to hold the aay that's embarrassing that's supposed to be funny I guess smell good here wow I always commissioner Lynch his tail has a m of its own what is this Yuri Castle is he mellin Teddy there's been a murder at the carnival graveyard sir isn't that where you work oh that's uh the Sha impress the Aon officer with the grid police department but of course sorry who's the commissioner who has to yell at a dinosaur cop Che you're damn right Browning achievement wow thank you Mr Kane oh that's Kane I thought he looked more like a big guy who be name Glen like toms I thought he was doing a Marlin Brando it is now my great honor to present my AR DNA research Pioneer and of course the founder of the new Eden ecology movement E I got a movement for you take care of that years ago I recreated dinosaurs to show how science could change the world and I did my friends The Arc is ready in English please lame as terms it I don't speak argentinan very wellde the funniest [ __ ] I've ever heard excuse me sir is uh something wrong yes yes there's uh there's been a dyde I beg your pardon sir I'd like to be a sign to the case Teddy you have a great future in the department sir I'm just a publicity stunt I want to be a real detective now now now Teddy wein classic Pinocchio story he wants to be a real boy yep but chetto said no ations you know make our dreams come true what Teddy you sound like you're running for office he oh is he going to you at the end of the movie at EAS Teddy at EAS sir a minute this is a Donald Trump biopic you may help yourself I'm going to eat all this one bite a chocolate platter sweets yes cookies one a customer there a no customer my pain for [ __ ] keep going that that did not really work our tall and shiny freak over there he can't even look down he doesn't know what the [ __ ] he's doing him our first Dino detective what are you out of your mind just track with me this Dick's got to hang out his ass inter species relations are smooth over who is the hero Teddy Rex no Lynch the commissioner who had the vision to look Beyond species to tame Our Town you're all [ __ ] up on that glass of olive oil quit talking nobody eating cookies at this party oh Teddy huh you have the case no fuss just results by prime time tomorrow did you hear that sound he just kills both of them that's our bones I won't let you down I got to call my mom I don't have a mom there's one condition there is yes we're teaming you up for your own good hey great the veteran Pro Coldstone holy [ __ ] cage well well well not him oh judge dreads yeah M col train there's been a homicide and your name came up am I a suspect uh actually it was a dinoci a dinosaur is dead Teddy Rex meet Katy C train hi did your father make jazz or am I just assumtion Johnny GO train is this like in the same universe as Howard the Duck graduated from the academy just like you did dinosaur you're not aist are you oh I see what they're doing I see it's a switcher roof woke she's going to be like I ain't working with no Dino up and fly right this your chance for a comeback don't blow it he's a dinosaur look up I want a [ __ ] out of you I'll squeeze your head why don't we make the best of it huh watch out he's got dick out dinosaur she's saying it like it's a slur technically um I have this dream I've always wanted to be a det detective if Oliver Rex would have squealed about your master plan nobody would have believed him but with the nose job Edge gave him we don't have to worry about that anymore you little squid you're supposed to make certain your police pal stay clear that is your job and for which you will follow us into the next World for your information I have used my own powers of persuasion to convince the commissioner to assign the Department's token dyo to your messy dinosa I sold my penis out to the highest your DX yes he's I've also teamed him up with a burnt out gun this is going to be trouble I can feel it that's me sorry train and Teddy Rex will blow this case I guarantee it and we will just sail away this seems like a Batman I knew you were going to do that one tomorrow ta he's like I heard everything I'm going to snitch this is from yeah that's that one actor that's a director you mean that one crazy director that's your problem not my problem no don't get your [ __ ] in the twist ear he's got some funny ears don't call zapet people they belong in cages you mean old man ears whoa what's with those loes it looks like he had like a gaug that broke R his ear low broke rug just have them followed I don't want anyone to sense Our concern all right say that again but in English hey wake up get your finger out of here no no in my nose B your damn pants up yes Mr Edge that's Bud Court listen I'm going to give you Toad a shot of redemption redemp you shut up this is what the director said when they called Bud Court he was at his house doing this look we need you for a job I know you haven't done anything important for a while but good I hate him what's his deal what is he cartoon character seat guards what I think he said cigars seat carts or they going on the Raptor at Cedar Point oh Raptor like [Applause] dinosaur no no no got booster seat get me down was that supposed to be the ejecto cedo but it didn't work because the roof is still intact what do you have on the cas also nothing got a dead di everything first uh no suspects no clues no motives so we need to determine a uh cause of death duh where would you have a dino autopsy the Museum of Natural History of course what's wrong with this guy that see was that that sign that wasn't even part of the script but they didn't have much budget for More film and they needed time to kill cuz there's not much script that they had written so whatever happened they just kept can feel my ancestors and my uncle ancestors your ancestors staring at me talking to me yeah right sounds like he's on bball Court they want me to follow my heart do the right thing the usual who's that poor little guy you knew they have a legit autopsy room for dinosaurs so they just take him to the museum I imagine that room stinks right now with that can I help you yeah grid police who are you Dr Armitage head dinosaur olist hi hi wish he's a detective he's a dinosaur for now Katie let's cut to the chase what do you have on the victim he died of an explosion close to a snout I really have not had a chance to look at him too busy sleeping too busy not giving a [ __ ] he's those are the Stu I make when I wake up [Music] religion you see there Garrison mhm there go send this to Captain Aller at headquarters the [ __ ] he can reconstruct whatever killed our friend here this the weirdest booger I've ever seen a butterfly dick ah prins the scale patterns on our tails are all different and distinct oh like fingerprints tail oh yes true will hallifax isn't that in Canada oh yeah the mushroom people of Nova Scotia ID confirmed Rex ID oler Rex cloned at new Eden lives at prehistoric place with Molly Rex Molly Rex is that somebody you know yeah she said what other dinosaur but why is they have the same last name Theodore Rex mly Rex they're all all the are re yeah it's like Smith or Johnson for dinosaur yeah just like sorus well they're all related what is that smell oh that's [ __ ] I just shited air everything in here is good for you hey Teddy hey Tina how are you I'm fine you I'm fine soft skin I see you think everything will be more spaced out with their big tails you know knocking [ __ ] down like the Rainforest Cafe this movie is like a [ __ ] tenur that thing at the table just clacked at me that's just brck he likes soft skins he thinks you're kind of cute that's bity though so no it's a flower arrangement hydroponic seed and krill you got to try some that's kale can I ask you a personal question no how big is it I thought you people you people ate me it's not like the old days Katie with the herds of duck bills roaming through the plains yeah and you guys were eating them all and you humans are such a deal huh the only time you soft skins seem to pay attention to other creatures is to shoot them eat them or wear them are you listening to me I'm sorry I'm sorry does this seem hilarious I'm trying to figure that out I mean it's a whole thing I seem to be laughing is it a SM I got to get out of his eyes sight he's making me nervous fine he's a pervert yeah he's a he wants to watch you cuck yeah punch him in the [ __ ] scale they look at another duck Bell oh yeah them duck bells are dope just getting whacked by their penises e and now my reptilian relations your claws for the Bodacious you want there the wi Mama Miss Molly Rex uhoh that's just a second Theodor Rex costume that they dressed in a different [Music] attire what year did this movie come out 95 damn was it that's what it said I think is this video this is [ __ ] for 95 [ __ ] for any year this is younger than the Super Mario movie oh so this is ahead of its time and somehow behind of the time wait so you mean this movie was before or after Le came out after the Super Mario movie oh okay like a couple years but before Dante's Peak I would think so oh yeah yeah before volcano which is the better version of that I don't know about that it's disputable Dante Peak was in ' 97 I think volcano was seven or eight was also 97 those came out the same [Music] time ah Bless you that's his mating call I just like the belt my call it works hey watch your tail where the came from he's like she breing character she this is so stupid and you think you're going to get somebody not tonight baby not tonight baby let's go come who thank you eat them have we met well this actually sick I've seen you around where the grid police I knew it last night I'm dead asleep and all of a sudden I get this flash I know me too dinosaurs feel for each other shot oh yeah that's what she's saying she's over it she's over this movie certainly don't bruise the TA wide load coming through this is like some katop [ __ ] hey come on we're looking for a killer here this is chairman of the board but with Dinosaurs I'm sorry to say that your husband Oliver was murdered last night she's like I know I killed him so now that you're free again what [ __ ] that's Dino [ __ ] Allie wasn't my husband he was my no that's bad uh I mean uh I feel for you no he's glad he's got a dino boner oh no ooh showing a little scale I thought this was PG I don't even know if can't show that that's not PG he aten the M well thank you a bowl there what's what is that yeah hit it again hit it again W you come to oliv's recycling here tomorrow you said you didn't know he was dead and suddenly now you're having the funeral I find that a bit odd no pley funerals for AO cust yeah Ah that's a good excuse right off the bat yeah get the breath a out of my face I'll be outside excuse me if you think of anything oh definitely get a hold of you she going get a hold of you get it she's going to get a hold of your tail why is he dancing what's wrong with him he's feeling it I got to get some air excuse me I I got to go [ __ ] myself uhoh eat them did they both get that horny oh she did looks like New Orleans what what was your gland is it I am I'm not gland you are gland your mind is shut down and your glands have taken over hey I am not love sick on your murder victim from tonight what just happened he hit his back penis on the wall tomorrow I'll see you then okay I'll just what are you talking to you're looking straight ahead he's like Shawn Michaels just bleeding up and there goes a little witch with gun that's Bud Court more Star Wars uh creeps oh you talking about them uh yeah what are the desert things the sand um yeah those things I don't know I'm not a Star Wars fanatic uh I know all I know is that they travel single file to hide their numbers the tuskan Raiders those are sweet oh look they skateboard they're tuskan Raiders they shoot the pot Racers knife for what hey so how did your rewiring go what's it to you very good they kept your aggression level up I must say the dead clone you sent me tonight was quite a puzzle this this [ __ ] mangala I finally got his ID by breaking the code the code you know the Konami Code the map of our destiny and we're all slaves to our DNA cross punks why did it have to be cross punks they're like half crusted half steampunks they want chips so they can feed their dog give us chips so we can feed our dog these cloning patterns very precise very regular each one bear was that metam these are just Cards Against Humanity he's like that's the best card he's got sweet nail polish design new Eden the foundation was built did you forget to put on your eyebrows this morning whoopy you're built like a Simpson right now kti help me K see you what want to be oh they shave they put shaving cream all over his vehicle R Katie my door is stuck what is going on why didn't you go home like I told you to I did I was I ran into some zap hits did you pull your gun my my gun yeah your gun don't you have a gun no I wasn't issued one you don't trust dinosaurs with guns violence you don't believe in violence and yet you want to be a police person person see how Progressive she is didn't use pronouns m but court no get back down there finish the job we have made some very hot credits is that cabal comat there's two of them is that the character I'm thinking of I thought I made myself Crystal Clear look but don't touch well of course I warned them but do you think that they would listen to me oh no so you guys can't control yourselves you make a hter for us all it seems to holy [ __ ] there so much going that uh bad guy he's in I think Beverly Hills Cop three yeah he he's a detective but ends up being a bad guy Eddie Murphy kills his ass I thought he was in an episode or a few X Files episodes I'm not sure [Music] but blood Court he just creamed himself pick on a that's easy what hey who's who well I'm me and you're you no I swear I heard someone said like Hey will be Goldberg you bringing the Beast then someone was like who's who oh yes am my name in high school the Beast don't piss him off okay okay actually you're in luck I happen to have the perfect vehicle for you yeah it's a right Mini Cooper it's an MG [ __ ] a segue people people people what has the world come to when cop cars get stripped with a cop still in them Phil Hartman there people think I'm Phil [Laughter] artman I don't know Katie why would those zap heads go after me Canon Dy cold train damn your tour car was bought with taxpayers money you've been on this case for 12 hours and you've got zipped to show for it where'd you get all those shoes I'll show you my shoes to pay for all that and I wanted a boost in my poles yeah I didn't want this case to begin with what where the hell were you when a car was stripped was that metap metac that was a metac your orders were to stick with Teddy you embarrassed the department if anyone let the department down it's me yes yeah just throw you out of the bus he's trying to judge a dino by his scales what never mind she's to now like what the [ __ ] did I just say yeah she's like I'm embarrassing myself the Edibles are kicking in duty of doing drugs where the hell are your eyebrows meet me up at Supply okay open your mouth open your mouth she maed them in the mouth commission yes are you telling me Summer set this up who playing Cur curling down there yeah multiplayer curling it's like hockey but it's curling Here Comes Stephen Hawking train sir it's time for your haircut it's time for your root canal turns out he's a clone registered to new I'm working on those weapon fragments and sent me from the museum I'm Andy warhall what's your name thank you sir hey hell hey Teddy what happened to you don't ask hey I'm here for a new look oh really oh yeah yeah I'm on my first case huh how about that that's wonderful good luck thank you thank you CL a dinosaur yeah right that's right look I've got to blend in okay go to the zoo Ella step right up go ahead be yourself alive what is this scene is it going to be board the US Enterprise here in a second ready okay Ella dress me up now make me look nice okay this is how I get dressed every [Music] day K what the [ __ ] is this Ella this is not undercover push the button there we go ready for Red Dead under please that me she's just [ __ ] around is she's playing [Music] nowmy under now what is this stupid what is this stupid ass filler scene where they're just dressing the dinosaur up in different costumes get on with it yeah they didn't have much script so they had to fill some space of course it's clearly what's happening now you're dressed like Eddie Murphy and bever H's cop you look like a real cop I'm too sexy for my clothes now is you try to do any burphy person there or uh Gibson weapon new or Star Hutch yes you know he's my Creator and a father figure come on Teddy it's not like we're going to arrest the guy would you we just going to ask him questions that's what we do we're police officers when are they finally going to call him Theodore they call him Teddy yeah Teddy or why they call the movie Teddy Rex it's our new van what hey kind of cute and it's leaving why is it leaving your tail can't fit in there mister guess we're hoing it guess we're hoing it what look at that thing calm down calm down he's like a idiot I noticed he changed his shoes to Red how am I going to get in do the back that's what she said n he's a garbage truck you loser no I no I'll sit in the back of the garbage truck wait wa it smells like cheese and fish boogers cheese fish and boogers what do boogers smell like boogers I don't know you should know they're in your nose at all times of a garbage truck with a G and a mush what am I stepping in see that this funny got a T-Rex and the garbage don't hit the cadet don't hit the cadet you'll get the hang of it learn how to shift oh where is that a Tekken fighting area no it's a good drinking spot damn right was that they filming a video for A Tribe Called Quest is this the hockey scene from M no it's National Treasure look at all those Treasures their dude money duck 2 is about to start nice blading guys you look good thanks for coming cake eater Gibson's in the back as see he's at work I wanted to give you this what this is for me yeah it's a whoopy cushion I'm sure she's been whoopy cushioned her whole childhood because of her name I finished it this morning when people hug her she farts you know this looks like fun can I play no you got to wear six pairs of skates oh yeah I'm amazing what are you kidding I got a room full of trophies at home they retired my jersey I even have a candy bar named after I don't believe any of us she she called too much a little may I have three balls at the same time please so she said watch the master at work it's the wi with the tail again huh two three knuckle Puck puckle knck yeah noodle Puck smuggled Chuck F he's cucking I had spinner follow the Rex in the gun what is this feel like William defo is trying to play Loki from son of he does yeah that actor does look like William defo did you say William Sebastian no it's that one guy I love this channel Nickelodeon well here we are are those two balls yeah do veiny balls or parasitic balls you believe this this guy's got his own personal Zoo what's with this movie in zoos cuz there's dinosaurs yeah it's the only place in the grid still has live animals a pair of every animal on Earth yeah I think this is for us no problem that wasn't even scripted it was just like a problem they actually had this whole movie wasn't even scripted can you just slide your butt she's telling the guy in the costume to keep walking forward he's like I can't see a damn thing all right buddy let's go it's like coming home Katie this is where I grew up and here's Mr Kane's lab where I was cloned need a test Tu baby he's like blanket may I help you no well continue eeden Mr X well thank you very much we're here to see Kane and you are the Undertaker call train grid police and you are Au Plaza follow come Teddy follow follow oh he's a super villain check out that setup yeah she's a [ __ ] that's why she's a villain in these '90s movies welcome so yes I wanted the lighting to be villain ambic is that even a word detective Kat nice to meet you nice to feed you meet you have something I'm going to pull my pants down over here in this corner it's pretty nice when I do you won't like what you see they live in our polar oceans in waters are cold no other organism can survive even water be T isolated and reproduced because of it ice fish can be trapped and frozen in ice for years okay brought back to life oh why after injecting a serum from the ice fish into a subject's blood they can be Frozen and reanimated whenever you like this is the plan huh is this is this finally some plot development but what are we developing here for I don't I thought they were looking for the killer of a the Mur of a dinosaur than something to do with freezing serum it took like an hour to get to this spot has with a dress is there something we can do to help well according to his roommate Oliver worked here and the dead clone was registered to you Adam worked in species data was Oliver species data I collect endangered species we tried to rescue the last bmen when we can and keep them here at my compound thank you for letting us know is it a little strange to you that both these guys were made extinct on the same night and they both just happened to work for you I'm sorry I can't be off more help to you thank you thank you for your time goodbye and I really enjoyed seeing the fishies let's go coming I bet you would enjoy this is whoy just trying to get to the next scene she's like let's get out of here let's do the next scene I'm want to get this done with let's do the next movie what's this Tony Hawk level that they're playing hockey in check out that video game this is a young Tyler the Creator discovering the rap game that's how Mario sucks you in turns the king into a rabbit brothers and sisters we are gathered here this day to recycle Oliver Rex I want someone to see that at my funeral we are here today to recycle ad CRA listen where's the body he was liquefied he was liquefied like like a smoothie like when you squeeze oranges to make orange juice fertilizes the flowers so that each guest can take some home well sweet Ali Jesus Christ oh yes she speaketh the truth go on baby doll you testify yes Queen yes Queen testify yes Dino Queen my children I'm to blame for Oliver's murder you did it he's a confession I who brought dinosaurs back to life but I give you my solemn oath we'll find oh he was Jewish who is responsible for this yeah why does he sound uh like a bad like a German guy that's a bad guy and this is uh yeah what I don't know cuz European accents can be then you mentioned Jewish oh cuz there was like a a star David looking thing see right there yes all around the place that was the joke I was making yes they having a Bara cut yeah you're the one that's going thanks so much for coming T that's she said call me big boy my pleasure if there's anything else I can she dresses corilla DeVille a walk home will be a life saer oh yeah let me ask my partner excuse me Molly wants you to walk her home in its purely Police business what was I hatched yesterday come on what are you do we have work to do here yeah I I know but think of it as a police escort escort huh Polie escort police escort huh don't do the eyes you know the eyes kill me okay I'm sorry tell those eyes kill you they're like lifeless and crosseyed like shwn Michael you'll be back here in an hour and do me a favor what you have a breath mint did you eat a [ __ ] sandwich or something I heard that's how they reviewed this movie two words [ __ ] sandwich Theodore oh check it out it's the boss from the TV show Dinosaurs get it cuz it's a Triceratops yeah I I can't do that you ready Teddy Molly you bet uhoh this way Resident Evil best thought that was Punk get me out of here right now hey help hey let me go man get off of me but court what was he doing in there with how do you do young man stop it pant Lo pant Lo his britches are load loaded with [ __ ] oh I see look at us we're good buddies I going to give you some nuggies ow [Applause] a now he he needs a breath Min what do you know it's it's my house you want to for little snack maybe some milk and cookie what's happening here I don't know what's happened to this movie I don't know but they spent a lot of money on the set so they're going to use every inch of space possible cie cookie cookie cookie oh he's going to get himself some cookies he did it all for the cookie so you can take that Nookie and stick it up wait your butt sounds mess a say it's so cozy It's So Co Decor it myself I'd like you to beaten my dog this Zippy the dog Zippy Zippy talk nice let me guess dog sends evil and he knows that she killed her husband is that the thing that we're implying here I didn't know she was involved yeah her husband was the one that got Dino report to Captain ASAP you want to see my car collection Molly do I nice ones e they're just making like car noises all right it's [ __ ] time you hear the music yeah it's [ __ ] [Music] time it is Saturday night yeah I'm not such a good I'm not a good [ __ ] 1 2 3 what hey check it out this is more filler Bud Court who's a steampunk budt it's [Laughter] Harold oh God there's that tail bit again with the knocking [ __ ] over oh [ __ ] they're Lear our recipes is he going to knock something over important or like knock something over that does good for them like a support beam yeah oh or knock something over and it helps them in a way I mean cat he knocks over an oil lantern you don't know what's going to happen to you if you don't get your tail down here right now listen I'll be back soon have to go he call yeah I got to go [ __ ] I got to blow up a toilet are they going to [ __ ] oh no they dir no he bailed cuz he's got blue Dino balls oh you got it bad don't you you got it bad You Got It Bad Girl a sure oh it's your boy he sucks at hiding Tad GL this evening come on I'm not GL okay oh I see you dancing out is he going to get a shot is he going to get assassinated flinging your tail around like slinging and dingling like it ain't no thing she going to hit the fan isn't it now he's all goofed up on funny fungus or something he's all whacked out on silly chilies silly chilies you guys ever listen to the red house silly peppers soft and guci on the inside get into the truck Teddy they want us at headquarters sure looked like you cared for Sebastian back there am I right or wrong wrong I hate him yes I hate dinosaurs don't swirl Just Walk Like a Man and shut the [ __ ] up do your best bu Court being a freak that's what he used to I reconstructed the little Gizmo myself oh nice one it's a replica it carries an explosive device in that body explodes on contact with a victim the work of a real artist nasty so he didn't have a dream in the beginning it was a premonition in techn Kill circles he's known as the toy maker toy maker the toy maker called Dragon Tale dead Storage Company somewhere on the ninja grid good luck c train thanks L time for a house call Katie me yes he he's like glistening a little bit it looks like yes I thought you said you could drive Canon so this is dragon tail dead storage Y what kind of storage dead what storage dragon tail oh okay okay I didn't know you were BioWare yeah all guns are we're implanted with biochips you see this badge yeah it's like a Union label we're more human than human oh I love that White Zombie song yeah who doesn't must be classified information hey that came out the same year this movie came out that's probably where they get Rob Zombie got s Bruce fanch came out the same year this movie came out they be discreet clunk clunk clunk didn't I tell you to be cry you said be discreet people keep dead relatives here until Medical Science can reanimate them well they brought you guys back so why should that be a surprise you guys walk like me right like you it's just like Vince McMahon's walk kill to just tiptoe and what does that smell that was a ass did you look I didn't butt trumpet one of these things is leaking butt trumpet butt horn don't do the do what don't do the dude before the dude do you all right there's the Bell I'm going to ring it all right ring the bell yeah the Bell Hop's going to show up and take her bags upstairs there's the bag where's the Hop what in the [ __ ] oh God Bud court is he going to go guys this movie's hit a new low I'm in pain right now looking at this welcome the dead storage who's going to die nobody's dying we're looking for the toy maker is this a toy This Small Soldiers what is this a gorgonite who wants to know I'm the guy from the bag be right bag with you and snatch you to pieces snatch you to pieces Baby Come and Get It come get me come here this movie is hurting me got I need an adult don't be going in my back you understand listen I want to know where the toy maker is my friend here is going to bite your pee head off I say he's going to bite your penis you're going to love it you're 4 in tall and you're giving us H ay nightmare hair take lizard lips and get out of here take that fuzzy we got trouble fuzzy F fuzzy I don't know oh oh the [ __ ] is that it's a c fish it's a hairy hot dog cops cops I'm out of here what follow me let's go come on up and away oh I they're suicide bombers oh got him yeah he can't get out of there now oh no [Music] take what she did not in this life green boy not in this life Ste Steve Gutenberg but I you oh [ __ ] excuse you can't believe you would do that in the elevator I didn't pop gas that was you Whoopi everyone knows it I play a tough guy you know from the old movies yeah what about it check it out watch this is anybody home sweetheart I believe this is our host watch my attitude here BioWare is that me is that you Felix and a dragon that's Tyrannosaur Rax girly boy wellc have some tea are you the toy maker I've been called many things uh I kind don't want to play games with you we're here because we need a gun what he's just going to keep switching action star names yeah they'll give us weapons but they're too bleeping small we got a problem with that what are you doing yeah what are you doing you don't need to buy a gun Katie I'm under cover here what work with me was this a ruse this is the worst improv ever worst movie a gun a big gun cuz he's a big [ __ ] lizard guy I almost thought you meant that she about to say something else you can't say that on television that's more like it Daddy like very nice you do very professional work by the way last night one of your butterflies killed a dino what you a cop and we can connect you to the murder suck Su you just disappeared what is that it's a bug bomb it's a bug bomb get out of there it's noises getting B bees little little tiny baby steps to the left is good no just run full force backwards just go what are you doing once you hear the pitch getting higher it means it's going to blow up soon and they're dead and the movie's over all right sweet the movie's over good ending yeah yeah hey I ain't cleaning this up it's a joke get it no uh budc no no it was you me all right that's embarrassing I'm going to hit him K I swear right in the nuts going to hit him what are you going to hit him with my dick oh no not that no don't do it don't do it oh come on ah now vient his violence is become a part of him no no [ __ ] him in the ass now last chance just giveing the old RI treatment I'm going to eat this guy no no no no no oh yeah no oh is he about to [ __ ] are they torturing him dude they're about to blood eagle him you want to know anything I'll tell you anything you want to know it's Edge Ed edly he works for Kane Kane Kane WWE like get my claws on him forget it he's got hostages what why did they rub him down with Vaseline is this part of the torture no it's just part of just you know for the script rub him down with Vaseline you UNC yeah talk to the zap head I but the combo the forge you'll never get in never never never never just broke his neck he's [ __ ] dead you you yeah so what God dang whoy let me go you mess with all right what's going on here I don't know but I kind of like it oh wait that's a child isn't it are those Predators they're all predators they went the Predator school for the gifted damn this is what it takes to be a Disney star oh D checks in oh wait there's a different kind of monkey isn't it what are you looking at well Doc is that the kid from Little Rascals all grown up the one who's trying to date Dar takes down mankind mankind so now we got Kane we got Mankind we got KS all the soft skins and gets to play God soft Skins are the jobbers coming at you with this sex toy in my hand and that's a young uh Jim Ross how delightful what was something I say it's a prank close him down me dream Su ice to see you you weren't uh really going to bite that guy's head off crossed my mind I was hungry you should have it would have made the a little more interesting gun command gun command so what happens when you order [ __ ] off of Amazon what's the matter I can't get anybody on my comp I think that explosion blew it out and that means we're out here all alone with each other for what it's worth I've got you covered with my Seaman penis and look we have company I'm going to get me a zappy meal the Ewok mean you going to get a zappy meal you're a vegetarian what are you talking about not no more hey I binge once in a while oh is a cheat day yeah turns into a pumin Teddy oh I love those artists we put some on let's listen to mus he can drink but [Laughter] court it's a diversion she just knocked out pin head it was pin head he hey hey guys how y'all doing spr keeps popping up did you miss me I bet you did I missed you what miss you bud Court we had such a good time you know I always think about it the other day is that Rob Zombie I was shooting at you you were shooting at me trying to kill me remember and I thought where do I go if I have a problem where did I come to you I'm looking for Kane and I need your help now why would you do that I'm really trusted I mean I came here because I thought you could help I mean I'm I I'm so emotional I don't know what to do and my partner is just really going to be put out by this your partner by cour uhhuh you wouldn't believe it you thought I was going to come here by myself didn't you yeah know you did she knows did yeah [ __ ] you that's the plan that was yeah that's all they can come up with whoopy was the diversion there Cannonball I want you to read this message Red Fish Blue Fish the whole Camp there once was a man from nck G girlfriend should get a hologram and she'll see the light and we'll live happily ever after him I can't read your writing what are you a doctor Chicken Scratch well then sound it out oh no look at the blue light Danel briyan look at me Katie I'm a terod idiot is this like that Nelson hawk movie with Bruce Willet is that what that movie Wasing I thought you said you could fly this thing I'm not used to Flying 3,000 lb of Dino flab every day I think be sick is that a puking he's just going to go that's his way of puking just dry scream I wish that's what puking really was fun Court looks like a horrible marionette this is the sequel to Harold and mod really g off the deep end that Harold watch out for the balls why is his tongue out butd Court stop that stop that I'm getting motion hey hey hey hey me blood Court your creator kind of looks like albino Ron Howard none of this is my fault that's Clint Howard I'm sorry Clint Howard yeah he is the man shoot him not blood Court oh no oh not his eye thing that's the key to the universe I know the mushroom people of Nova Scotia what was your name again C where's Sebastian M we're all B children BL get rid of them why they laughing they know no other way of [Music] life oh it was a rough night wasn't it Teddy Teddy you okay daddy you are safe why is he so nice to him you killed holiver and Adam didn't you I had to the sacrifice was necessary unfortunately well at headquarters we call that murder you're under arrest am I now am I it's a future what life has changed T and in one minute I'll change the world what are you talking about so what is he going to reveal to him that he's done with Dinosaurs he's going to be like cloning mastadons and saber tigers or something is out sun and create a new ice IM why what's the point of that all you need to do in life is sleep eat and [ __ ] and drink you just got to freeze everything so you can sleep eat and [ __ ] in the future and drink and drink yep uh Nukem oh [ __ ] taking off I run Evolution here's my arc it contains the seats of the new Eden those look fun to climb especially after like a handful of drinks o his office is a prettyy cool drinking spot you just set up your little Bluetooth speaker you can listen to lizy I wonder if you could set the lighting on meance a little different I would just rather have like a standard like what a light regular light looks like that's a little stupid oh that's the Star Wars thing where Luke Skywalker fell and you know he his white Dad yeah his white dad with a black voice James ear jones priz to give them immortality don't you agree no we call it survival of the fittest huh survival of the fattest cuz you live off more fat apparently what have you done with Molly oh she is safe I'm pleased that you care for each other detonation she's frozen in carbonite just like Star Wars references yep Star Wars is really cheating off this movie Y is this all happening in one day what's going on no it's in a galaxy far away in the in the future remember that's what the movie said some disy and then had the Star Wars scrolling this is off chunks of Star Wars isn't it Star Wars is doing it and A Bug's Life oh yeah I'm glad we got to continue the action sequence kind of left that hanging for a second you know I don't even care what happens here so I'm going to go pee and no sit your ass down you're going to watch this okay I'll just pee right here then you had your chance earlier this got to be over what this's got to be over soon needles creep me out you know oh one little prick and you'll wake up in Paradise oh she's never said that she never said that why did you guys kill Oliver and Adam huh they threatened to expose Mr Kane's master plan oh don't you realize something wonderful has begun and you teddy are invited to join the party I got some heroin right here it's my party and I'll do herin if I want to please help me stop your boss elazar has the remote control he's the only one who can abort the plan so yeah I'd like to have a little chat with is Grimes trying to stop him from ruining Elon musk's plans of space exploration Close Your Eyes The Best Is Yet To Come let's do that heroin oh there's the tail Flappy thing that finally came into fruition for making the plan work out and here I thought it was just a running gag that they kept running into the ground I'm going to freeze you and keep you thaw you out for a special [Music] occasion that's where all the budget went that one s the rocket was oh K see you oh yeah I forgot we'll be Goldbergs in this you all right good good now I'm going to leave you here can I keep it all right let's go all right get out of here let's go what no cage match you just leaving like that [ __ ] what the [ __ ] try 6969 try 88 85 boobs try uh 1 2 3 4 5 that's the same combination on my luggage I'm sorry Molly I guess I'm just going to have to leave you here and continue the movie without you why don't you use your tail it helps out on everything yeah oh there it is just like that huh cool dunderheaded noodle head see pumpkin pie haircut I thought I'd never see you again I mean I could look through the window but uh you know yeah stop stop there's still doing the scene K come here you're squishing me right now oh my crazy if he just shot movie ends finally this is AR Frozen zoo that looks like the backdrop in the Eminem Slim Shady what is it my name is video he was rapping in front of that image I swear she the Power Ranger more whoopy Goldberg then what's with his hand why is he all he got shot he turned into Bob Dole just G him a pend the hold I can't you can't be what you're not come with me wish is a human being you drop the gun you hear me I'm not even holding the gun so here I'll take the gun and then drop it that's a b after I shoot you what are you doing you didn't confirm the kill confirm the kill these guys I swear to God man are you hit cuz if you're hit you're supposed to fall down no I'm I'm just playing are you hit are you dead I'm not exactly hit on Yaman I'm offline and I'm down so I think you're on your own Cool Runnings give me your gun I can't Katie give me your gun this is no to play around use your tail or whatever and whip it out of her hand all this time you've been telling me a good cop uses a gun right so what are you telling me now use your brain this is all [ __ ] yes I want to punch my TV but I don't want to you know ruin my TV you said the p word [ __ ] cut cut good luck okay yeah you too I'm going after Kane hang on an Undertaker I already made an Undertaker joke never mind oh my God Jurassic Park see TX got out I'm sorry this is so Dreadful what that thing say at least take the cool night vision goggles put on [ __ ] come here okay what's he got what's he got planned some Gruber [ __ ] he got to put a carrot in his ass or something no yeah that's such a better movie than this oh my God mcber yeah MC grber is great can't believe they killed bug right we could have got more screen time out of [Music] [Applause] [Music] him destroyed by sh did that golf cart really just explode like that they do that that was a first gen Fort Explorer which they used in Jurassic C by the way detonation minus 15 you're under arrest Kate stop your Missle myself get just like that huh just like that yeah don't do it my three don't do it remember that cut to that no don't do it I'm a virgin there we go yeah that was nice that's my dad re a deart we're here today to honor Theodore Rex Teddy we owe you an apology you just fell as a why Goldberg dress like that oh that other woman is is my honor to promote you to detective first class he's like you win the chocolate Medallion I'm so proud of you I thought that was the kid talking throwing his voice all right what are you talking like that right in the pen oh she got herself a boyfriend yes Queen thanks Katie I couldn't have done it without you your name is Katie I didn't even know that this whole time dude we just talked about that like an hour and 10 minutes ago I don't know I was her name my phone or something Goldberg you know it's funny you should say that this is whoopy Goldberg in her role as contractual obligation in her prime so what are you doing the next 20 years Oh you mean that soon Katie I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship I'm not even going to say anything [Music]