Ep 016 - Drea de Matteo's Kids Edit Her OnlyFans (Audio Only)

y'all killing me with this welcome back to another episode of lost Ox media as always we love to have you we got a lot of stuff to talk about in this episode on today's list we got Action Bronson a little smidge of Tony henchcliffe we got a bunch of people talking a lot of [ __ ] on Tony mostly Shane Gillis who's supposed to be his best friend what happened what happened to that what happened to that and then to top it all off we got dreo de Mato that's such a a nice rhyming name we got dreo D Matteo on not today pal talking about how uh her only fans content has changed her life and there's one spicy spicy thing that she says on that episode we'll save all that for later that we can get into that uh some people might find a little disturbing might just be me I don't know but uh getting into it you know if you remember couple episodes back we were talking about action Bronson's workout routine right he uh he went to this like Contra LA Sports Club they called it it's basically like a really expensive CrossFit place like if you really boiled it down like when you seen the place I'll show it to you in a second there's like a a a fake Turf of uh grass or like a little fake Turf patch in the middle people do like uh like football Sprints and stuff on it not too much actual workout equipment you know it was kind of one of those places where people go it's like Physical Therapy it's like Physical Therapy really really expensive physical therapy I mean that places like that in La you're looking at like $88,000 for an afternoon a training or some [ __ ] like that who has that kind of money well my main Action Bronson of course and we were talking about that work out and how it really wasn't going to do much for him you know I'll give you a little snippet of that but the biggest problem I've been having is this I can't get into a push-up position comfortably really I'm also going to tell you something and I'm sorry no it's okay I forgot to put deodorant on I so I I'm just I'm aware of the offensiveness just want to let you know that I think you'll be okay look at that if if that that right there kind of just wrapped up a little bit of like what was like to work out there I'll show you guys a little bit more actually let's cuz that doesn't do it justice the guy forgot to wear deodorant you know what I mean what else is new but look at the these guys are tossing medicine balls around it kind of looks like they're at like a a preschool or some [ __ ] like that daycare maybe about to no they're skaters they got no they got the you see that's regulation you going to dunk it I don't think I can dunk see what I'm talking about it's not not too much work working out going on here these are the models of physique where he started his his new workout Journey because he got fit once before right and then he gained it all back off of that [ __ ] that's delicious [ __ ] the guy's eating like 6,000 calories of episode you know what I mean so I wanted to now talk about you know he he like I said the the [ __ ] that's delicious that's that's what's really holding him back cuz this guy he got real fit like he was he was looking actually kind of scary for a little bit he was looking very muscular very tone you could actually like see the definition of his face a little bit he wasn't this like just chubby high fat guy from Brooklyn who just happened to get famous like he looked like a person that's what I'm getting and then that show [ __ ] that delicious he just eats it all right back and now he's basically taking like two steps forward one or one step forward two steps back type situation right he's working out he's burning it but he's shoving it all back down at the end of the day he kind of can't get over this addiction that he has to food you know that's what's really really the culprit here that and willpower you know Willow plays a a strong part in this excuse me so now he went from that episode that was actually an episode of [ __ ] that's delicious that we just watched It's like him trying to turn a new Leaf right that episode The working out wasn't working out now in this next one he works out with Joe Rogan and it is a different Beast I'm going to tell you that right now right off the rip you'll see the comparison of the workouts is night and day and action's [ __ ] struggling through it watch this [ __ ] what's what we eating of course oo look at oh yeah I forgot phenomenal of course there's no [ __ ] they give you a of the feast you see that they give you a snippet of the feast that's about to take place after no [ __ ] training without eating look that all that is going right down the gullet right after the workout so you got if that that'll give you an idea of what I'm talking about here he's addicted to the stuff but now watch it he's about to touch on the the workout routine that he's about to get into this guy is getting absolutely [ __ ] destroyed the entire world out watch this [ __ ] what's what we're eating of course oo look at that phenomenal of course there's no [ __ ] training without eating I just uh got out of the cold plunge I'm fine shout out to O wrong time code my bad here's the comparison to the workout this is just the warmup watch this four all right so we did uh 20 of those let's do 20 push-ups and then we'll do 20 of those again you go this fast on your warm-ups yeah I like it you see that action's like he's [ __ ] sweating he's like you go this fast on your warm-ups he's like bro I'm dying over here he's really [ __ ] going through he's trying to play it off he's like I like it I like it this guy's about to Keel over doing this stuff Joe is not breaking a sweat at all and you could kind of hear it in Joe's voice he's like if the he's kind of like already kind of fed up with the action says it want you always do this this fast and Joe knows that he's in for okay now I'm in for the stories and the complaining and the [ __ ] during the workout he answers them he goes yeah you know what I mean listen back to that it's it's it's crazy Joe already the warm-up he's sick of this gu 20 of those again you go this fast on your warm-ups yeah I like it it just gets you sweaty yeah I like it gets you loose and usually I'm coming straight from the cold plune look Joe right now not a beat of sweat on that bald head of his action [ __ ] soaked right now this he's [ __ ] done for this this workout has got him [ __ ] he's [ __ ] hurting bad and as they go along you know action starts coming with the stories and the excuse usces and stuff like that and Joe kind of doesn't really he's not really into that kind of [ __ ] you know Joe's just like oh man I'm I'm working out every day I'm spending like $10,000 a day on my health you know I'm I'm getting it done I'm Rich As [ __ ] godamn it so when he when he's around these other people that are like in his workout space he doesn't want to hear excuses and [ __ ] he's working out with David Goggins and [ __ ] this guy's got like fused caps I don't even understand how that guy's legs Bend godamn so Joe you know he doesn't like to hear these excuses but that doesn't stop action from pumping them out check this rolling I can't keep my weight down just can't do it garbage yeah not terrible it's not great you see what I'm talking about you see what I'm talking about as soon as as he's like I can't keep my weight down man I don't know what's going on here this is typical addict Behavior right here if you if you know an addict you know this Behavior he's like I just can't keep it down so of course Joe Joe's got a little bit of smarts when it comes to the health right the first question he ask him well what are you eating you know we all see you on Instagram we know what you're doing we see you [ __ ] swinging those Thor hammers and [ __ ] so what are you eating and right away he's a garbage I'm eating actual garbage from the trash it's that's just too damn good you know I see a trash can there I got to eat that garbage and and Joe's you know Joe's just gonna kind of put up with it I guess you know you got low at one point right 240 275 right now it's probably pasta pasta and bread pizza all right last pushup and then we're good so right right there Joe's Joe's already kind of like narrowing it down he's like I've seen the episodes man I know what's going on you know you can't eat 2 and a half pounds of rigoton and expect to be looking looking fly the next day you know what I mean and once again action's just going to keep coming with more stories listen to him he talks about how this has been like a lifelong journey for him in the gym none of that is showing on you my friend listen to this inspired me I was in there working 13 years old mhm guy took me to L Battalion like uh to try and do Olympic lifting never worked out but I've been around the gym for a long time like this is a lifelong journey dude it's all about food you can hear Joe's voice he's like right dude it's legitimately it's all about the [ __ ] you eat man and you my friend you're eating a lot of it a lot of food he this guy is eating a lot of [ __ ] like so much goddamn food this guy is eating and it's every episode and he's doing these once a week now imagine when he's bat recording these goddamn episodes because he's a rapper as well he's a celebrity he's traveling and [ __ ] so you probably think there's like a month where he's cramming these episodes in like in a week he might record like four or five of them shits right so that's four nights out of the week this guy's [ __ ] smashing down assloads of calories and he might be working them out you know to a degree but how much working out can you do when the calories outweigh the the amount of calories you burn from working out at an exorbitant level level what can you do do you know what I mean you're still working on the negative back practically so that this lifelong journey thing if if you had spent your whole life in the gym we'd know it my friend we would know it we would see it we would see it all I'm seeing and hearing are excuses that's that's what it sounds like to me at least now listen to Joe's reaction to this he remember he right away he's like it's all about the food dude right there let's get that out of the way it's all about the food it is it's if you're putting in this much work every day it shouldn't be this issue I should be [ __ ] ripped yeah I should be ripped you go from one hands to what see right there Joe's like yeah you should you should be [ __ ] completely swole you should be [ __ ] diesel by now this is crazy you know what I mean and and once again the addiction that this guy has on the food it's insane like so Joe starts Joe starts talking about I don't know like folic acid or something like that and and like the the sugar that's in pasta and wheat and action he's like sitting there talking about like well it just doesn't hit the same it doesn't hit the same if it's not made with all the garbage [ __ ] you know and Joe's like well the F the folic acid and the the glycer whatever all that crazy I don't know Health [ __ ] that's in the flower and the Wei he's like you stop eating that stuff you're going to start shaving pounds like like crazy but he once again remember he's talking to a junkie here and the action just can't let go of that goddamn garbage flour garbage sugar all that [ __ ] listen this it's all like isn't that the [ __ ] that they need when they're pregnant they [ __ ] give you folic acid yeah I don't know what they give you when you're pregnant but fate folate is what your body naturally processes folic acid is the [ __ ] they spray on wheat when you get like enriched flour that's what that is see now Joe he's Joe right away he's like what the [ __ ] are you talking about yeah I don't know what the [ __ ] you're even saying action's clearly talking about a topic that's a little bit out of his league right now you know but instead of just like listening and absorbing what Joe's saying and being like okay let's let's figure out how I can apply this in my regular life right instead of doing that he just wants to try to like have a rebuttal to what Joe's saying to make himself seem like at at the same level of smarts on this topic as Joe you can't do if you don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking about just don't talk just sit there listen to the guy he's literally teaching you how to shave these pounds the [ __ ] off off and you you're just not listening my friend you're not listening now now listen to him talk of the the level of passion that he has when he talks about the the garbage that you need to make cookies it's quite disturbing body doesn't know what to do with that your body's like what the [ __ ] is this yeah but when you make cookies with the other [ __ ] don't taste the same it doesn't it doesn't taste the same it got to be garbage in America it has to be like Hector's flour pillsberry when it's made with like fine Italian flower just not doesn't hit the same really it becomes some Italian [ __ ] yeah I like Italian [ __ ] I mean I like it too but I want see Joe Joe right away he's like what the [ __ ] are you talking about bro like it's some Italian [ __ ] he's like this the stuff that's going to make you lose weight brother I'm handing you the keys you know but like I said he's talking to a junkie though the way actions like it's not the same you need the garbage you need you need to pull it out of the so and you need a legitimate actual garbage it's the only way these cookies are really going to hit home like that his his New York accent throws me the [ __ ] off it's kind of funny but Le let's listen to that again this it's legit this is like heroin addict level talk the way he's going about talking about this [ __ ] like what the [ __ ] is this yeah but when you make cookies with the other [ __ ] don't taste the same it doesn't it doesn't taste the same you see how he did that he's like it doesn't taste the same yeah but when you make cookies with the other [ __ ] don't taste the same it doesn't it doesn't taste look he's like it doesn't taste the same he's so he's like so fired up on the subject he's like it's really it's not the same it don't Smack like the other [ __ ] does you understand me you understand what I'm saying to you [ __ ] it doesn't slap like it like the other stuff the same it got to be garbage in America it has to be like hectors flow pillsberry when it's made with like fine Italian flow it just not doesn't hit the same really it becomes some Italian [ __ ] I like Itali I mean I like it too but I want a good old [ __ ] American Cookie once in a while listen to kebler yeah do you hear Joe he's yeah he's Joe is [ __ ] fed up with this [ __ ] Joe's like yeah I guess I mean what whatever the [ __ ] you're saying Joe's just going to continue to stay fit you know what I mean actions like sitting there glorifying this like shitty these shitty ingredients to make the perfect American Cookie I think it's safe to say we can all lay off the cookies a little bit as a country I think it's safe to say that you know everybody's got a little extra just a smidge extra I got a little I'm not perfect got a little smidge you guys can't see it that well I hide it I hide it extremely well and then when I walk down the street women see that little extra they give me d Dam son where'd you find this they know what up there's junk back there there's [ __ ] junk back there I'm telling you if you ever seen me stood up you'll never see me stand up but if you ever seen me stood up woo woo yes but let's get back to this so actions on his junky [ __ ] he's really on his junky [ __ ] right now right he's talking about the the shitty the shitty ingredients that you need to make the perfect cookie and he's got the The Passion of fire in his voice over this [ __ ] you know he's really really talking to Joe as if he wants one of these cookies and AC knows that right after they get done with this workout they're going to film a segment over at a barbecue shop remember we showed in the beginning we showed the smorgasport the feast that's that's going to take place after this so action he's excited as [ __ ] about this he can't wait to get his hands on some good oldfashioned BBQ baby he is fu [ __ ] ready and if you listen listen real close this is like the last like 5 Seconds of the [ __ ] show listen to what comes out of action's mouth you got to pay attention to it real close listen to this easy yeah [ __ ] I'm excited about this [ __ ] barbecue hold up did you hear that did you hear that no hold on let's go back a little bit listen real close you got to listen real close listen to how he says this [ __ ] I'm excited about this [ __ ] barbecue boom he's I'm excited about this [ __ ] barbecue he's really he now they're out of the cold plunge they they got all nice hot and sweaty that's going to be action Bronson's workout for the year right there they got into the cold plunge now it's time for the barbecue that good oldfashioned sweet sweet American barbecue or so you think they're getting barbecue at Egyptian barbecue and I'm not going to lie I'm not going to lie to you the barbecue that they got going that [ __ ] looks like it [ __ ] slaps I'm not going to lie it looks good as [ __ ] dude but we're not talking about the level of quality that of the food they're eating here we're talking about the amount of food on the plate that's the real that's what we really got to watch out for here the the amount of food on this plate like I said he's filming these [ __ ] [ __ ] that's delicious episodes once a week at minimum at minimum he's filming them once a week he's eating this level of food this amount this mass of food he's shoveling it down at least once a week remember that now Joe just got the working out with the guy they're about to go extra hard on this goddamn barbecue you know what I mean so let's let's let's uh let's check this out I've been wanting to go to Egypt for years I'm obsessed with the pyramids yeah if I could get in a time machine and go back to any time in human history I would go back to when they were building the pyramids when when that culture was thriving I was like what did you do how did you do this how'd you get those stones there how'd you cut them so perfectly okay and the statues okay okay statues are Joe is [ __ ] tripping right now Joe like legitimately thinks that he's on The Joe Rogan Experience he's [ __ ] talking this [ __ ] restaurant owner's ear off this guy's like bro that ain't what this is about like yeah he's probably excited Joe's there action Bronson's there they're celebrities right but this is Austin Texas baby there's celebrities all over the place now thanks to Joe moving there all of them a lot of Comedians and celebrities followed that guy so what he really cares about is the amount of customers that are going to come in after this [ __ ] air so he's you know giving them the old you know he's got his fist on his cheek he's like yeah yeah yeah and Joe legitimately thinks he's putting on a podcast right now he's like man I've been waiting for this [ __ ] oh I've been waiting for this [ __ ] now wait I showed you guys the plate right and it's it's just [ __ ] filled with ribs rol land there's they got potato salads they got [ __ ] Ambrosia s they got all the fixings on this [ __ ] and they're getting ready to feast and I was like really honed in on this almost like mukbang level I was like watching it with this crazy level of focus and then my level of focus was br broken due to probably one of the laziest ad reads I've ever seen in my normally I don't like talk [ __ ] about the ad reads I don't even watch ads I'm not a big watching of the ads kind of guy you know what I mean and there's a reason for that is because I think that a lot of [ __ ] looks cool and then I'm very impulsive I start looking on Amazon for [ __ ] I'm broke you know I don't buy everything but I I get real Twitchy on the trigger finger when it comes to seeing ads on stuff that looks kind of cool you know what I mean so I I try to stay away from watching these things I normally skip them every now and then I might be doing something while listening to a podcast and the ad gets me you know I'm not at the computer or my phone's over there I can't get to it right away I end up getting hit with the ad and when I heard him reading this ad I was like flabbergasted I was like I can't believe somebody actually paid Action Bronson money to read this ad watch this at this point I'm sure you've heard of H sleep I heard Joe talk about this eight sleep and I texted him to see how he likes it that's how we got here they make what they call the pod which is a thermo regulated mattress cover look listen to are you hearing the level of enthusiasm he has in his voice it doesn't exist that he probably got paid I don't know 20 $30,000 to read this ad you know what I mean and that's how he's reading it look at his face when he's reading this ad he looks high as [ __ ] right now which there's nothing wrong with that but buddy you you're trying to get people to buy a product called Eight sleep it's supposed to like rejuvenate you right help you get better sleep you're reading it like you haven't slept a day in your life watch his face when he reads I heard Joe talk about this eight sleep and I texted him to see how he likes it that's how we got here they make what they call look at look at this he's he looks so [ __ ] crazy look at his face that's how we got look this guy is he's ready to [ __ ] zon the [ __ ] out he's ready to zon the [ __ ] out and and wait until you hear the other stuff he's like it's it's helped me with my my body my mind and my spirit once again he's reading it like he's tired as [ __ ] here they make what they call the pod which is a thermo regulated mattress cover it cools down or warms up each side of your bed just like working out eating barbecue Joe and I both have the ver of pod 4 I love to get a good night's rest since the Pod 4 I've seen an UPS spike in my dancing ability did did I just hear that right hold up night's rest since the Pod 4 I've seen an up spike in my dancing ability my what this guy is that's it this is the perfect product for you folks this guy has seen an UPS spike in his dancing abilities he's saying it I don't know may it might just be me I I might just be very uh critical right now right I think it's [ __ ] though you get you're getting paid money for this man you getting paid money for this you reading it like it's like a burden to you which it probably is it's called work [ __ ] we all got to do it reading ability my comprehension skills my problem solving the Pod Force slips over your mattress I'm going to go back you trying to tell me this guy he's he's convincing you that this product has actually helped him with his problem solving skills this guy has never solved the problem seen an up spike in my dancing ability my reading ability my comprehension skills my problem solving the Pod this guy I got to be tripping this he's since I got the mattress I seen an uptick and my reading and my dancing my problem solving abilities I've seen he looks bored out of his goddamn mind for that [ __ ] is wild bro like I to me I'm sorry that just I if I would have if my product was the product being advertised I would have paid money for that I would have been [ __ ] pissed I would have been pissed he would have sent that [ __ ] back to me for review re I would have been like what the [ __ ] are you even sending take it back I don't want this [ __ ] we need people to buy this thing why don't you use it get a good night's sleep then do the ad read over send it back to me then we'll talk then I'll pay you it's crazy but watch now getting back to the fact that action can work it all off but he's going to eat it all back on right in this episode he's get there the boys are starting to get real hungry real hungry watch this my entire life oo look at that you know how you test a good brisket M put on your finger like that it should bent on its own weight but it should not break apart really if it breaks apart it's overcooked should hold up to its own weight and it should just pull with the slightest just break look that I'm not going to lie that I actually never knew and that that really schooled me on something in case you missed that with the what the guy was saying just there he's saying to know how you got a really nice nicely cooked piece of brisket it's got to rest on your finger right it's got to just it can't be stiff it's got to rest on its own weight maybe bounce it on your finger whatever you got got to do to balance it it's got to rest on its own weight but it's got to not fall apart it can't fall apart off of its own weight but if it's not resting if it's a little you know it's not bending on its own weight it's undercooked if it rips apart it's overcooked he's saying it should pull apart with the slightest of ease baby the slightest of ease now this this really taught me something here cuz I've been eating a lot of shitty brisket it's a it seems like every piece of brisket I've ever eaten is is just falling apart you pick it up it's all over the goddamn place now watch what action does when he sees that this guy is about to like take the brisket and go like chop it up and put it in some other dish or something like that watch this with the slightest one this is how don't waste that don't waste that you see that oh watch your fingers watch your fingers look this guy's about to lose a couple digits off of that goddamn brisket holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] this is the stuff in nightmares hold on let me see if I can do that in slowmo playback speed let's go to half right let's see up let's see up close and personal let's see this guy really oh oh look at Joe's mouth brisket is the only thing here that we don't do a lot of change stop that was that was truly terrifying I'm sorry that Jesus Christ let me change back the playback speed that was I I wish I had control over the lights and everything from where I'm sitting I would have really I would have really put us in the [ __ ] in the in the moment there I would have gotten we would have got real creepy with that one but now watch this the the whole spread this guy is making them one of everything you know and normally people they because obviously the guy he wants you to taste everything he wants you to see what this place is really all about from top to bottom but normally these restaurant tours or these guys they'll they'll do like a tasting portions you know for these kinds of things so you have a little bit of this a couple slices of brisket couple slices of chicken here some sausage no no no no no this restaurant owner sees these two [ __ ] behemoths walking through the door and he knows what [ __ ] time it is he makes them full portions of everything this that by the time he's finished he's got like a Flintstones level [ __ ] dish of food ready for these guys to Devour the whole goddamn thing if if you think that they're not going to you got another thing coming baby perfect I'm going to make you guys a whole spread of everything we have here in the truck there some fried halumi cheese ah is this ambrosia salad you getting it all over the floor I'm going clean it it's his first day salad and they even drink the juice all full por it's exciting stuff what is that beets that beets our potato salad was made with a Beat pure oo o Joe is Joe is excited boy he's not as excited as Action Bronson is but he is excited so now these guys they're really really getting hungry I'm not going to lie I would be too if I was sitting there watching this guy cook up all this food I'd [ __ ] be starving I'd be like dude come on we need to make what he eats baby but here's the thing I'm not as big as Action Bronson I'm not doing these [ __ ] that's delicious workout EP you don't see me vlogging in the gym godamn it so we got to we got to take it down on the portions and W watch watch how action reacts to this guy slicing up these ribs he doesn't even let him get to the [ __ ] platter watch this shits excuse me one second can you just you see that for a second are porbs can you see that for a second look what way to that that's Insanity that's Insanity that that's when you know it's bad folks he's can you can you see can I see that for a second can you excuse me I'm just and and he's trying to play it up like like to be funny about it what we are witnessing when we see that are the struggles of a desperate man this is a guy really fighting with his weight not only on the outside but on the inside and he's trying to cope with it through humor you know instead of just being a fat [ __ ] and just sticking his whole hand on that [ __ ] cutting board and ripping every single one of those ribs off and [ __ ] shoving them down his throat he wants to mask it with humor he's excuse me excuse me can I can I get one of those he's really putting in the work to get that [ __ ] you know to get a little laugh to to soften the blow of everybody being like bro we're about to eat in like [ __ ] 5 Seconds dude just wait just wait please and it's the the it's insane the amount of food these guys are throwing down and I I it's look you live your life action who am I I'm a nobody but if you want to uh you know get back to that skinny that skinnier version of Action Bronson that you once knew you got to cut out some of these [ __ ] that's delicious episodes my man that's the only way that we're going to really get through here you know what I mean so now who who do we got next who can we talk about next you know yeah uh oh yes of course we have Shane Gillis dissing Tony henchcliffe I I love seeing compilation videos like this it's not necessarily like news or anything like that but I like seeing like these little compilation Style videos cuz I really just don't like Tony henli kind of lame if you ask me he's not funny he's clearly gay I mean there's nothing wrong with that but you know be honest with us be honest with yourself first and foremost you know and he's he's one of those uh celebrities celebrity comedians that he's really corny because he flaunts all of the wealth and the stuff that's happening to him he like goes really out of his way to flaunt it you know wait until you hear the deal that we got with Netflix oh my God I was a killer at the roast I came out I was a I was a dog I might cut some of those clips in here I don't got them off top of off the top of the notes right now but you know and the last time I had seen Tony on a podcast that wasn't his own kill Tony [ __ ] [ __ ] show kill Tony so lame last time I seen him on a podcast that wasn't kill Tony he was on two bears one cave with Tom sagor and Bert kryer and the whole time this was right after the Tom Brady roast he was [ __ ] all over these guys and he was mentioning how good of friends he's becoming with Shane Gillis him and Shane Gillis are going around the town drinking Shane is my best friend oh we got so lit up last night it was a riot oh and Tom and Bert have to sit there and [ __ ] swallow this [ __ ] because they they had dog [ __ ] sets on that R comparatively speaking to Tony they had dog [ __ ] sets on there and everybody was loving on Tony [ __ ] whatever it is he's using Rewritten jokes from old roast but that's just me but when I saw this compilation of Shane just really [ __ ] [ __ ] on Tony couldn't help but laugh my ass off listen to some of the this is very deep Cuts right here that Shane's delivering here's the thing Tony thought Tony for real thought he was going to be the Joker you ever see the movie The Joker it was a dream of his he does the laugh sometimes in front of his friends and they told me this when he wasn't around and they all make fun of him behind his back isn't that funny it's as soon as he left the room they were all like dudee he keeps going that right there is some weirdo [ __ ] I'm telling you could you imagine one of your friends doing that just like actually one of your friends who's I mean this guy that's that's just so insane I have to like actually gather myself here like imagine if one of your friends their dream was to like be a character from a movie that doesn't exist in the real world you know that's that's that's crazy send them to the Looney Bin that's Insanity right there now imagine your friend saying it out loud you know what I mean the scenario I was just painting was like you read their diary or something like that you happen to find out imagine them being vocal about it imagine if your best friend came up to you and said I want to be Casper the Friendly Ghost from the movie you know at that point you you hand them a gun and you help them actually become Casper the Friendly Ghost you know it's time for them to check out you say some stupid [ __ ] like that now imagine that same friend actually walking around the house acting like a ghost going from like around the corner trying to freak you out now that's basically what Tony's doing Shane's sitting here talking about how Tony's dream is to become the Joker and how he'd be hanging around the Green Room trying to laugh like the Joker from the movie wae Phoenix's Joker but I I'm calling the cops if if that if I was one of the comics in that room I'm calling the police cuz the only thing I would think that he would do after that he's probably pulling out a gun he's probably going to [ __ ] spray this goddamn Green Room down baby that's cuz what are you just maniacally laughing for no re I don't know Listen to Let's listen to more Shane talk and [ __ ] isn't it such an embarrassing dream to have what a dumb [ __ ] he believes he could be the Joker I haven't had a vodka cranberry in 20 years Ric Flair made me have like and a half earlier yeah what is it your period Ric Flair's drink of choice by the way you're drinking the gayest beer of all time Shane shut the [ __ ] up you're gay you're literally gay no you're you're literally gay I love that you're literally gay you're actually a gay dude and look at everybody everybody loving it look at them all oh look at them all [ __ ] dying dude Tony trying to cover it up with some laughter get out of here [ __ ] hello Lewis hello Lewis leis how are you Le J J Gomez [ __ ] genius let's go I want to scroll ahead a little bit there's this one right here this one's really [ __ ] funny Shane's about to just completely deliver the deepest cut that Tony could ever possibly receive this he he goes on to talk about how Tony had a Corvette with a novelty license plate that said I roast on I why cuz he was a writer for the roast for The Comedy Central roast what the [ __ ] that'd be like if your uncle who was a carpenter had a novelty license plate that said I build at slash all four tires you know what I mean there nobody needs to see some stupid [ __ ] like that let's listen to this Tony also I believe had a Corvette with a license plate that said I roast I can't believe people are calling this guy gay dude that's cool yeah that's so cool I roast let's listen to this listen to this part is that true damn that sucks L he he got the confirmation from Tony is that actually true like you you actually like did that [ __ ] you know what I mean that's a good old that's classic Tony roasting he doesn't get enough of this [ __ ] and the last time I heard of somebody roasting him is actually on an episode of red bar I was watching Red Bar once and they were uh once never watched I've literally only watched that show Once all right and I saw uh they actually edited out like a whole section where like they pulled somebody's name for kill Tony they got on stage to do their minute the guy roasted Tony the whole minute the crowd [ __ ] loved it went crazy Tony had Red Band edit that [ __ ] right out the episode that was a good episode of Red Bar I've never seen another episode that was the only episode of Red Bar I've ever seen in my entire life it's funny I was looking at some of the comments on the videos you get a lot of people in there they notice the setup they hear the sound effect right we're all right we'll calm down on the sound effect and and I see the comments of what is this red bar on wish what is what you're not Red Bar get your own stick who's stop copying Red Bar I got one thing to say to anybody who has anything to say about us copying Red Bar one thing to say moving on we're going to uh not today pal we got Drea D Mata right Drea D Mata she uh she had uh her start was on The Sopranos that that was one of the bigger roles that was her most well-known role she played uh cousin Chris's uh girlfriend and then she was also Jax's druggie baby mama and Sons of Anarchy and she's played in a couple other things and other stuff like that I not not stuff that I've seen but um recently she's been known for having like an only fans that's been like really killing it lately you know and she's always remained good friends with The Two Hosts of the podcast not today pal not today pal oops wrong button uh so that not today pal is hosted by Jam Lin seagler and Rob iser they were the children they were Tony's kids in The Sopranos and that podcast I'm not normally into I don't normally watch episodes of this this is Drea deo's appearance on not today pal that that still wasn't really enough to get me to like watch this show cuz when they first started doing it it was only like a half an hour long if you're producing a podcast that's a half an hour long kill yourself what are you doing hour minimum we need an hour minimum you I you scroll through the Spotify you see these podcasts that are like named something stupid like like uh like vo entrepreneur or some [ __ ] like that voiceover entrepreneur guy has like 16 minute episodes you see other podcasts they about like Finance or trading it's like 10minute episode your podcast needs to be at least an hour people are trying to listen to this [ __ ] at work dude and that's why I originally didn't really get into not today pal but I saw a clip from this episode on X where it talked about Drea De Matteo's only fans and how her children edit her content that was the wild [ __ ] so I had to give this episode a listen right like you you hear oh her children are editing her only fans that's [ __ ] up enough right you know it was kind of crazy but then after watching the episode I saw how horny Rob was getting over the fact that she even has an only fans and he was getting really worked up over that like the whole episode he increasingly got hornier and hornier it was it's kind of [ __ ] wild here so let's uh get into some of these time codes and we'll give it a listen don't worry you're good you're fine you're fine you're not going to get foreclosed on and they foreclosed on me and when I went to pay the money back I realized that I was paired up with all these different insurance policies that weren't even paying my insurance $880,000 po $80,000 a year policy a $50,000 per year policy that not that are not even covering my home oh so right now she's talking about how she kind of fell into a Rut after her little stint of acting that she had all those roles I talked about prior and she's get she was at the point to where she was getting ready to lose her house and basically she's going to arrive to the point of how like only fans saved her house really got her back on her financial uh you know Financial track or whatever you want to call her she she just got back on track financially sorry and and she's like saying oh I had all these insurance policies on my house I didn't even know what the [ __ ] they were doing like I I had no idea how how you could get that lost in your finances I guess if you're super rich I never been super rich if you're super rich I mean I guess anybody asked you if you want to take out any kind of policy you're just like yeah sure you forget you have it or something you're spending so much money cuz you're making so much money I don't know maybe maybe that's how these people live I couldn't live like that I would know what my insurance policies did but she somehow didn't and she's talking about how she's getting ready to get foreclosed on everything like that instead of Rob listening to her this guy just decides to pitch and add to it right in the middle of the goddamn story he's like yo we got a product for you that that's oh it's perfect watch listen to this guy is off his nut what were they were they covering they were like leftover policies that I'd pulled out of like weird just weird and then when you're tied into a mortgage company they before you can dispute it all they're you're in foreclosure so I went to a family member and I said yo can you help me uh oh house flooded at the same time the house [ __ ] flooded we have a sponsor who tracks all the apps you're subscribed to and like that you pay every month and they let you know like hey you remember that you could probably use them oh yeah wait what is that you know like if you're like let's say you have Netflix Hulu this that and like let's say there's some service that you got a year ago that you forgot that you have it like tells you all of the services that you have rocket money rocket look at that right there is [ __ ] priceless to me look at these guys faces every single one of them looks like they just discovered fire look at look at Drea De every single one of them looks like they just got done unlocking the secrets of the [ __ ] Universe right now now the reason why I stopped it right there and why I'm talking [ __ ] about this point in particular is just like I said about the Action Bronson had these guys get paid money for this [ __ ] right how how much do you believe in a product that you're Shilling to your audience and you don't even know the [ __ ] name of it you have no and he's trying to pitch this [ __ ] to her like as if this is going to fix her financial you don't even you never even use the [ __ ] you don't know what it's called but it's good enough for her right that [ __ ] is wild to me like if that's that's why I don't like ads I mean eventually this show is probably going to have ads right cuz I I'm I'm not going to I don't have enough money to host it all myself and nowadays people don't like [ __ ] that's behind pay walls I mean let's just get real here if it ain't free it's not for me that's that's pretty much everybody's motto and I don't blame him I'm the same way So eventually you know we'll probably have ads on this show I could not imagine accepting an ad for a product that I had no no knew nothing about to sell it to the people that then listen to me and and what they can figure out whether the product's good or not no that that's so [ __ ] that's so [ __ ] the day somebody sees an ad for something like [ __ ] rocket money on this [ __ ] write me an email personally I'll give you the channel I'll give you a [ __ ] channel that there's no way I would accept an ad for something that I knew nothing about let alone a product that I did not know the name of that's asinine to me but we're getting a little bit beside the point right we're here for the only fans we're here to see dreo de Mato in a bikini you nasty looking SL that's that's really what we're here for right so and that's what Rob is here for I ended up finding out from this episode Rob has had a crush on her like since he was a kid on the show you know she started coming around to do scenes with that Chris oh boy Rob was getting real tight in the boxers if you know what I'm saying boy and she knows it she knows how much Rob has the hots for and she knows the ymh audience and they start trying to talk about serious stuff and she skir PIV it right pivots right back to only fans and Rob's not upset about it you're going to see Rob's going to start getting increasingly more horny as this episode goes along yeah yeah watch watch her pivot they they're they're trying to talk about something serious watch her right back people on YouTube you know what I mean like the people were like when you if you're not signed into YouTube and you just open a random Youtube like those people on that page like they're trained to be able to like anything you say like morph it into some weird thing where it's almost like this they hypnotize you back into being like no and they're saying something and you're like instead of being like hey you didn't just answer my question most people go oh I feel good right now like you're making me feel secure and safe and the you know it's you know anyway back to only fans that was my americ look at watch how she pivots and then look at her face right after this you know anyway back to only fans right into the camera she knows what she's doing she knows the audience that she's talking to and she knows she's going to make an assload of money after this episode comes out godamn it she's going to make a killing we're talking feet pics we're talking [ __ ] picks the whole nine [ __ ] the whole [ __ ] nine it's it's the amount of money she's going to make off of this is insane now Rob is sitting there trying to talk to her about how like the people that you see on like the average YouTube home screen how they're like NPCs they're they're almost like potic Ians trained to say like nothing to make themselves look bad right and she wants to Pivot right back to only fans listen that was my American dream that was my way to free myself from the insanity of what was happening and then I uh I put a picture of myself up in a bikini I've never if you look at my Instagram there's no there's no selfies there's no bikini shots I mean only did you hear that hold up I almost like missed that I like like it took me a second to pause I had to like process that in my head and then and then react to it listen to Rob he's like she starts talking about how she pic posted a pick in a bikini Rob's in the background like hell yeah dude when she listen to that I almost missed that I uh I put a picture of myself up in a bikini I've never if you look at my Instagram look look she starts smirking she's like did this guy just [ __ ] really say that [ __ ] right now buddy you're getting on some real sus sus [ __ ] right now we're walking a real tight line let's keep that let's keep that tight okay let's keep it nice and tight all right there's no there's no selfies there's no bikini shots I mean only in the last I don't know however long I've had this only fans page oh no it's not even a year wow I did it a year ago did it in a look at Rob look at the level of focus he has right now he really wants to see them [ __ ] tits this guy is lost his way I'm telling you he is so honed in on this the the story that she's telling and how she's all in on this only fan stuff now right now remember I told you rob starts getting increasingly hornier as this episode going on and we're only just getting started he hasn't even hit maximum horniness we haven't even gotten there yet we're getting there but he hasn't even hit maximum horniness yet now they they continuously talk about the only fans now now we're like six minutes past the timeline that we were just at and like I said every time they try to move on to a serious subject skir we're going right back to only fans but listen during this time Drea Deo says something or no actually Rob out something that maybe she didn't want everyone to hear and the way that they nonchalantly talk about this is very disturbing listen to this for fun since to to give people a taste of what your only fans is like we can show the pictures here but can you show us some of the best pictures and we'll get our reaction you have them on there right oh oh really yeah oh do you want me to pick up want me to get some of the girls yeah let's see what's going on here let's go let's go the best do you guys know who look now now Rob is really really locking in he starts adjusting himself you know what I mean his posture is getting straighter he's he's you know arching his back a little bit because he wants to lean more in on the table and he wants to really like base himself to see these pictures it's very crazy you know now she's going through her phone Dre is going through her phone she's like yeah do you want to see the P I got some with this other girl who does only fans might be a little racy but uh maybe we could show him on the show I don't know maybe it's it's your guys call now listen Rob starts getting he starts getting real real red up and then he drops the bomb do you guys watch the housewives any I don't watch any of them so I don't know yeah okay so do you know who leam mcweeny is okay oh you're doing you're doing girl on girl collabs yes because oh we are switching this pot up okay let's get the Blackjack you see that you see how Rob is adjusting himself like remember I said he was adjusting himself before now he's really locking in cuz when you start to look maybe women don't know this all men know this you start to get a boner right you start to get you start pitching a tent down there [ __ ] starts getting real tight in the pants you know the next thing you know your balls are stuck in this crease between in the pants and now they're jamming up against your thigh cuz shit's really start getting tight your pants are getting pulled because you're Rock Solid down there you're Rock Solid so you have to adjust you have to make the adjustments you know what I mean you always see me making the adjustments I'm not even pitching tense half the time I'm sitting on my balls goddamn it you know I got to fix myself now this guy's pitching tense he's really got to fix himself he's got to get locked in he hears that girl on girl now it's really on now Drea she starts talking about her kid you know they're outside listening this is YH Studios of course you know Tom he's stealing audio tips from Jamie fernon you know Joe's producer at Joe's Studio when somebody leaves the room they can still hear everything that everybody at the podcast is saying so this Drea deo's kids right now are sitting in the lobby they're listening to the whole episode they can hear all the talk about the feet all the talk about the [ __ ] all the talk about the guys that are fapping on a daily basis to their sweet sweet mummy they hear it all so she starts apologizing for it right now listen to what Rob says after she apologizes in Alabama my kids are out there I'm sorry guys I'm really sorry but they know know who before you start your son was outside saying he edits your only fans photos oh yeah he's like so what what the [ __ ] that's the bomb that right there is the bomb dude when I heard that I I was like taking a sip of the coffee I almost spit it out it was like Cartoon Level you know almost did the whole nine when I heard that because that's [ __ ] up on so many different levels you know what I mean there's only two ways that could have came about he either asked her or she asked him right she starts talk like you you he shouldn't even know you know for one I mean really if you're a mother this might sound conservative if you're a mother shouldn't have your [ __ ] spread online that's me that that's just me you know what I mean if my mom I I'm so happy I didn't grow up in the internet era like I did but not in like my formative years the internet really started popping like after I graduated high school already you know only fans 20 years later baby it wasn't even a thing wasn't even a thought when I was growing up thank God cuz if my mom would have came to me like this I would have locked her in a basement so if my mom would have came to me and said that she was doing only fans I would have locked her ass in a basement you you would have never heard from her again you're to hear that from your own mother so she's trying to be transparent about it I guess now it's 2024 we're living in the internet era like we're truly in it so I guess you know maybe it is cool to be transparent about it as a as a parent if you are going to actually do it I don't think it's cool that you do it but if you're going to do it I guess be upfront about it right CU that kid's going to find out and it might be from you or it might be from the 10 kids that are jacking off to his mom and in class all masking that by making fun of him you know what I mean it you know he's going to find out but now what makes it even weirder is after he found out one of you had came up with the idea for him to edit the photos that's strange enough right right am I wrong here that's that not strange enough now let's go to Google let's see how old these kids are Drea D Mato children age look now her kid is 16 years old one of them's 16 one of them's 13 that means that they're miners my friend they're [ __ ] miners FBI open up you cannot have these miners editing your [ __ ] only fans content let alone the your minor children like this is [ __ ] this is madness this is insane I I I couldn't even believe it when I heard it so now think she's had this for a a year so the kid was probably 15 and who knows it might not even be the 16-year-old it might be the 13y old I don't [ __ ] know point in case she's got a minor editing her only fan content that's very strange stuff and this does not deter Rob in the [ __ ] slightest they're getting horny as [ __ ] they keep talking about they they want to share the only fans photos they want to put them on the screen Dre is trying to find him in her Google Drive Rob's getting real Angry he's like come on man we really got to make with these photos Drea starts talking about like how much she actually shares with her kids about this only fans in Endeavor that she's got going on that [ __ ] is not for the faint of heart listen to this girl that's great so do you make money only on new subscriptions I think I do better no messages and subscriptions so want yes they yeah I'll get Customs like Cameo got it got it what's the craziest request you ever got when people want like a thre minute foot video to me that's weird they want like eating pasta with your feet no they when they when they give you a time for the video oh so I love how like that's what weird oh all right so very disturbing stuff so now Drea starts talking about the weirdest request that she gets from fans right this is very interesting stuff the weirdest request that she gets from fans is they want like time to videos of her right they want her to like play with their feet or do some [ __ ] but they want it for like a certain amount of time excuse me now at first when I was listening to this I don't know about only fans man if I'm watching pornet for free I'm not paying for somebody's [ __ ] you you can find anything online you can find a lot of these only fans people online why are you going to pay for this [ __ ] it makes no sense so she's talking about the weirdest request she gets is like guys pay for her to do like timed videos right and at first I didn't realize what the significance behind that was then Jamie she says that it's because that's how long it's going to take for the guys to get off now this is very disturbing information to learn right and I'm sure Drea found it out very quickly but what she says after talking about finding out this information is very suss us out they know how much time it's going to take for them to get off and me and my son the kids like that says a lot about cutter about that [ __ ] look I this is did you hear this did you hear this listen to what she said she says me and the kids we laugh over the fact that these guys are asking for timed videos for them to jerk off to we laugh about it I tell the kids that I'm getting these videos and that I tell them the reasons why I'm getting these videos we all sit around we have a good oldfashioned laugh about it this is not this is not the type of [ __ ] that we need to be hearing about your minor son the kids a minor now wait until you see the photos of what this kid has to edit like and it's the the the photos that you're going to see on on the podcast they're not the raciest photos they can't show that stuff on YouTube but imagine the stuff that this kid does have to edit these are not even all that racy I would never want to see my mom in this situation not even [ __ ] once you couldn't pay me for that [ __ ] Rob sees these photos he's all [ __ ] damn son where' you find damn son where'd you find this Rob's going crazy over them the kids in the lobby hearing his mom talk about all this I could only imagine if you're willing to make the edits on these photos I could only imagine what's going through his head right now you know but the photos that he like he's probably seen so much [ __ ] watch look at these photos it doesn't matter if it's edited we're not showing the You're just showing the two of us okay here okay oh all right guys oh my Lanta oh my lanter imagine imagine if your mom handed you this photo to [ __ ] edit of her imagine this [ __ ] like I'm getting steved out even listen just even [ __ ] picturing that imagine look at the rest of them oh those are that's so pretty for the audio listeners is a naked one in here we edit for audio imagine dude that's beautiful no look at this one hold staring right into the goddamn [ __ ] of another woman your 16-year-old son has to edit this [ __ ] you're crazy off your goddamn mind send this [ __ ] away dude she has got to go where the she has got to go there's no way in hell what is wrong with people nowadays like I don't even have kids so I really kind of can't conceptualize the uh the relationship between a kid and their parents like fully you know I could imagine it I had a parent you know I was the kid but I couldn't imagine being like the parent right and how the D the dynamic that that relationship plays you know in both lives yours and theirs uh but I would imagine if I was a parent I could not ask my kid to do anything like this imagine if it picture if that was a guy picture if that was Adam 22 picture that picture of Adam 22 was on here he's like me and my girl we we're out I'm out there smashing puss I'm I'm getting puss left and right as soon as I get all that raw footage I send it right over to my daughter she chops it all up next thing you know we're making a killing on only fans imagine if that was said the stir that it would cause on the internet like this is not off-the-wall [ __ ] to be thinking about here like if the shoe was on the other foot oh man people would be having a fi day with that [ __ ] but hey we can't change the world right all we can change is how we react to it thanks again for joining us at lost Ox media we always love to have you make sure to catch us at youtube.com losta media that's youtube.com lost Ox media every Wednesday YouTube episodes go up at 4 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