Starmer SLAMMED for showing 'real DISTAIN for the working people' with smoking ban

and let's have a closer look at those front pages starting with the express poll yes yes Leo has has s St sounded the death Nowell of our pubs here stas Nanny State uh will uh uh will call last orders on many pubs clubs and venues critics have warned and of course this is all about banning smoking in outdoor spaces uh like pubs and clubs and you have to wonder now whether outside pubs and clubs outside yeah sorry outside uh you have to start to wonder now whether K dmer and his uh uh cabinet of do gooders really have real disdain for the working classes now because this has become sort of an important key policy for them this week above anything else when you could name almost anything else to replace it knife crime for instance immigration would be another one as well Gangland Warfare I don't understand this whatsoever and he says he wants to do it to protect the burden on the NHS well let me tell you something we spend 10 billion 10 billion per year trying to achieve Net Zero by 2050 we just gave half of that to the NHS it would solve the problem immediately and if people out there are thinking well you know the world implode well let it implode because it will solve all our problems at the moment yeah but Lew I mean Paul makes some good points but also people are still dying from smoking 880,000 people a year are dying from smoking shouldn't shouldn't the government come in and Nanny us into not smoking you know what Paul doesn't understand why they're doing this they're doing this cuz it's so it's so stupid it's absolutely so stupid that they'll go back on it and then make us forget how undemocratic and authoritarian the tour the LA whoever this party is the labor party really is that's why they're doing it they're not they're doing it this is so still first of all we don't know if 880,000 people have really died because of smoking K also said that a million people died from covid and that was a total lie okay sorry for saying that number one but what what about the what about pubs Paul cuz I mean this this is going to hit pubs they're just recovering from Co it's interesting that Louis Springs up pubs had a terrible time under covid obviously because you couldn't go to the pub and they're just recovering and now starmer hits them with this now people are going to be dissuaded from going to the pub because they can't even they can't even go outside to have a cigarette now is it's ridiculous I think it's incredibly insightful because it tells us what they don't understand about you know the regular person on the street I I run comedy clubs people still smoke not lots of people smoke they said 880,000 diet here smoking obviously anyone dying through smoking is bad but 80,000 is 0.1% of the population it's not exactly an epidemic I mean okay if you take that out it does take some burden off the NHS it's not going to solve the problem that there are other ways to solve that problem and we will cover it in other stories later on however I do run comedy clubs and people still want to have a smoke if you can't stand outside a venue and have a smoke you are going to put those people off start taking comedy to them you're thinking K starmer he doesn't you know he's hurting his own people these aren't his own people he doesn't care about these people people he cares about elitist living in London and and and and an immigrant Community that's slowly take taking over so he he you think he just wants to turn these convert these pubs into mosques and it's an inevitability sooner or later yes sooner or later they're going to have to ban drinking and so they might as well start small a death by a Thousand Cuts is what the Chinese people say that's yeah that's also a technique used by terrorists uh Lewis what what's the Daily Mail leading on The Daily Mail outrage a stor removes Maggie's portrait the Maggie that they're talking about is Margaret Thatcher and she was one of the great Great British presidents or whatever you have Minister prime minister she was great we loved her in America we loved her in America but we didn't understand the damage that she had done to the Working Class People and the people of Britain because she didn't do that can I tell my joke I've got an old joke do your joke he's got a joke I've got a joke um because of Margaret Thatcher British people won't know the won't so many British people will not know what it's like uh not to get La not to be lactose intolerant you blew you blew my cuz she she took away milk she took away milk because of margar Thatcher people won't know the joy of being in a brass band because of margar Thatcher because of whatever it is this is this was that's a very convoluted joke that nobody's going to get the reference of she closed down the coal mines you interrup she closed down the coal mines laugh me H's often had brass bands yeah and they often had Brass Band Hest I'm I'm from SC I'm from a coal mining area Scot closing the co mines was the best thing that ever happened to me I'm 6'6 you imagine me a coine just banging my head every three steps because you were just dying from empa playing a brass band at the weekend my son wants to be a would you stop you stop talking want to be for some reason I'm not allowed to let him this is brilliant I've totally missed this normally we I wasn't listening to what you're talking right over the punch line because you talked over my punch line know there's a punch line coming because you're so bad at telegraphing jokes Paul would you make of this story I'm not going to tell any jokes I'm just going to talk about it at least we haven't taken down our big portrait of Maggie thater here at GB News headquarters Leo we obv swear allegiance to her as we come in the room it's on the back of all of our don't give that away it's Tommy Robinson that we yeah well as well but um I mean it's is it really a surprise that K Stan doesn't like Maggie Thatcher but it's a bit vindictive I mean he's supposed to be the Prime Minister for the entire country obviously a lot of the country think that Maggie Thatcher is a great wom she lifted us out of this socialist hell hole we're probably going to need another Maggie Thatcher in about five years time to do the same thing and can can can I tell you what this is there's a story too and you're just going to see this throughout all the papers today is the Press is ganging up on kir starmer they are laughing at him this whole the whole the whole story with the uh the the uh you know the pubs and the not smoking it's a laugh at at the guy not letting him make any mistakes or be a terrible person without you know drawing attention to it it's it's a witch one anyway moving on Le what have the uh Sor Paul what what have the miror got yeah really serious story actually terrorist grps saved thousands so thousands of Taylor Swift fans escaped death uh when an Austrian Terror plot was foiled by the CIA CIA uh Chiefs and thank God for that obviously uh when we're thanking God in this story we're thanking the Christian God but it's tell you're kidding tell you're kidding I am kidding of course I'm kidding um this my job my my job is to try and make this stuff amusing in some way but this is harrowing I mean quite clearly the CIA did foil a plot here where thousands of young people kids included uh and parents of those children uh would have been slain at an event which should have been a celebration for them and we've seen it happen before at that Ariana Grande concert in Birmingham and it's it's kind of disturbing that you know we're seeing uh so many of these plots filed and so many we don't even hear about because they're not high profile at this we've got 40,000 islamists this this this was in Vienna but in this country we've got 40,000 islamists on terror watch lists so our security services are working around the clock to stop these attacks and you know I can't help but feel that they're sort of hiding it's hiding the the the symptoms but the underlying problem the malays the hatred and the ideology that you know wants to blow up pop concerts is still there well it just it we don't know what to believe it's in the mirror we don't know in any of these newspapers we don't know what to believe but I if if I were an islamist I wouldn't be blowing up Taylor Swift I think that's really bad publicity move for your cause I think I think we gotta we got to keep on if if I was an islamist I'd just keep on being nicey nice and then when the time is right then you blow things sorry I didn't mean to interrup don't give them ideas L uh anyway that's the front pages out we're going to move on we've got the Daily Mail and the home office has a plan to get legal immigrants out of the country it's sort of like a voluntary Rwanda scheme Louis yes exactly you hit the nail in the head failed migrants returning to the UK from the UK okay will receive free accommodation cash assistance they say 15 from a 15 million pound plan not a big not a big Play 50 they're spending 10 billion a year or five billion they're spending billions a year I think it's five billion a year more okay so they're spending all this money so they're basically saying if you're an asylum Seeker life is so horrible where you're from they're willing to pay you a few a few thousand pounds to move back not a huge amount of assistance it's uh cash assistance provision of care and Food Packs and 5 days accommodation when you're back in your War torn hellhole that you're esing from which me which means maybe it wasn't an asylum request because you didn't need to do it if you're willing to move back it wasn't that bad well that that's the Open Secret that that we seen and we've seen uh I think in Germany they did a study in three quarters of uh of Asylum Seekers or people who claimed aslum then return on holiday to the place they they fled fearing for their lives from and they do they do talk specifically about which nations this would include like Albania Bangladesh Ethiopia Ghana India Iraq Jamaica Nigeria Pakistan Vietnam and Zimbabwe they're all places that perhaps you we might not choose to live but they're not they don't need to flee most of those places they're not war torn they're not war torn you don't need to seek a sign and from the Jamaica is quite nice actually understand I've been Jamaica lovely Jamaica no you have own cord welcome back to Headliners we've got the Daily Mail now with the exciting news that a new sexuality has been invented I can't wait to add this Chev onto the pride flag Paul unbelievable yeah there's a new sexuality in town Leo Sim biosexual uh so people are attracted to the energy shared between couples uh so this is voyerism by the sound of it this is that I wrote that myself well done it's not countdown you know um so so a new study from research researchers at the Seattle University argues that symbios seexual people are attracted to the energy between established couples so for instance if uh Lewis and I were an established couple um which some believe and I wander in and you wander in uh you might already be slightly aroused obviously but you may be more aroused by the connection that we have and then you know a bit of bit of funky music who knows what's going to happen yeah hopefully nothing what do you want to happen L I don't know I'm thinking about us I I mean you are you are fat and disgusting Amell of a there's a lot what's Happ no it's four it's three-way ISM it's just it's just creepy three-way ISM that work three-way ISM it's it's just you you want it's like somebody's two people are having sex you want to watch it's like porn I'm get involved they talk about un horn here which is I thought it was a horse with a like a sort of horn but apparently it's it's a bisexual woman who's willing to enter into a relationship with a heterosexual couple so that's a a osexual relationship with just the man asking yes speaking from experience there